ROFL

[Macus]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

[Mac]

LOL

[Macus]

Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

[dragonking01]

LOL, thats a great joke.

[Sei Akujin]

LMAO

[Immoral]

that's some funny stuff

[7minutes]

that firs tone...mad eme laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfF was greaT!

[Keated]

cruel, but amusing XD

[7minutes]

I've heard one similair to this:

A bear and a bnny are walkingt hrought he woods and a faerie comes along and grants them three wishes. The bear being eager for a partner makes his first wish, "I wish i was the most attractive male bear..."

So it is done...

He makes his 2nd wish:
"I wish to be the only male bear in all the forests around here...."

His final wish, he smiles:
"I wish, i wish, i was the greatest lover in the world!"

So it is done.

The fairy looks to the bunny who is crazcking him self in laughter, "what wishes do you desire," she asks.

"I wish i had a helmet"

So it is done

"I wish i had a motorbike"

So it is done, the bunny hops onto the motorbike an revs the engine, he parts his final wish before fleeing:

"Finally, i wish all the female bears were lesbians..."

[Keated]

lol, the version i heard, i think the bear had been hunting him or something, but still funny XD

[Ami~chan]

Hahaha... The bear and bunny one was really funny; I almost rolled with laughter!

[Amari]

heh, nice jokes, i've heard the first one, still good though.

[Hara Michiyo]

The first one...really funny but what an evil thing to do!

Second one, funneh XD

And 7minutes's one, is really funny...but why did the bunny want a motorbike and a helmet?

o.O

[Macus]

The first one...really funny but what an evil thing to do!

Second one, funneh XD

And 7minutes's one, is really funny...but why did the bunny want a motorbike and a helmet?

o.O
he wanted to escape from the bear

[archangel]

speakig of bears and rabbits... an oldy but a goody...

a bear and a rabbit are having a poo in the middle of the woods, when the bear turns to the rabbit and sez "exuse me, does you poo stik to you fur?"
and the rabbit sez "no"

so the bear wipes his bum with the rabbit

[Lady Vamp]

1st one is funny lol

[Silver Winchester]

I like them all they're funneh

[queenmisha1991]

:lol: I like all the bear and rabbit jokes...I heard the first one b4

[kaz]

rofl they were all funny ^__^