Anime/videogaming jokes [no, not series so bad they WERE :P]

[Keated]

Thus far, these are all i have... anyone got any good anime or videogames jokes? XD



DBZ Jokes:

Q: How many DBZ Charactors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but it'll take an entire saga :-P

FF Jokes:

Tifa and Cloud walk in to a bar. Tifa's okay though; She's got airbags.

General Animé Jokes:

Q: Why is it assumed in animé that american girls have larger chests?
A: Because Sillicon Valley is in the US.

Q: How many Yaoi charactors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just 2; the real question is how they got in there

[Macus]

lmao

[Mac]

LOL

I head the DBZ one before

[Keated]

lol, i know, it was posted here before, but anyone got any good ones? I keep trying to think of jokes i could edit for an animé setting... lol



Edit: not quite a vg joke, but a computer joke:


Q: What's wrong with a wooden computer?
A: It's all bark and no Byte :P

[Mac]

lol, i know, it was posted here before, but anyone got any good ones? I keep trying to think of jokes i could edit for an animé setting... lol



Edit: not quite a vg joke, but a computer joke:


Q: What's wrong with a wooden computer?
A: It's all bark and no Byte :P

LOL I heard a joke about Gates. LOL (which is probably off-topic)

okay. Gates finally dies and goes to Hell. the Devil walks him around Hell and shows him the 3 places of his own torture. he has to pick one place to remain in for eternity.

the first room has some of the most horrific tortures ever knows and ever created. Gates looks around, then asks to see the next room.

The second room has tortures even worse than the first room. some of which can't be imagined. he again asks to see the next room.

The third room house nothing but a computer and a champagne bottle. gates chooses the third room. the Devil locks him in for eternity.

afterwards, Lucifer (the Devil's dad) walks up to the Devil and asks "Why did you lock him in that room? it has a computer and wine!"

the Devil replies, "The bottle has a hole in the bottom of it."

Luficer answers back, "And what about the computer?"

"It's Windows 95 and it's missing three keys."

"Which three keys?" Lucifer asks, the Devil grins,

"Control, Alt and Delete."

[Keated]

Rofl, reminds me of an animé joke:

Q: Why was Bill Gates interested in Excel Saga?
A: He thought it'd be a hillarious attempt by someone to actually use MS Excel :P

[Mac]

ROFL

also, take a look at my sig.

[Keated]

lol, you mean the matrix thing? XD

And i can't remember whether this is FF4 or 5, but:

Q: What'd Galuf and Bartz do when they found the pirate Farris was really a girl?
A: Stare at her Arrrrrrs :P

[Hara Michiyo]

Ha ha he he haa

[Mac]

ROFLLMAO

hidden computrer settings (you know this is true!)

http://tinypic.com/5bwvwz

[Hara Michiyo]

LMAO

[Keated]

lol, funny ^_^

but not really a game/animé joke, alas... they're so far and few between T_T

[7minutes]

Rofl...the saga one, so true. and the yaoi one, that gave me a big evil smirk lol ^^



ROFLLMAO

hidden computrer settings (you know this is true!)

http://tinypic.com/5bwvwz

So...you come on here and blame ACF for your computers crashing when obviously its your own crappy computers settings ;)

^^;; couldn't resist.

[Macus]

lol, you mean the matrix thing? XD

And i can't remember whether this is FF4 or 5, but:

Q: What'd Galuf and Bartz do when they found the pirate Farris was really a girl?
A: Stare at her Arrrrrrs :P

wow some one actually knows about the original final fantasys

[Keated]

lol, you mean the matrix thing? XD

And i can't remember whether this is FF4 or 5, but:

Q: What'd Galuf and Bartz do when they found the pirate Farris was really a girl?
A: Stare at her Arrrrrrs :P

wow some one actually knows about the original final fantasys

lol, indeed, never got around to finishing it alas... i'm terrible like that -_-'''

so, which one was it? i really can't remember... i think 4, but i beleive that they both came in the same set [alas, had to get them for the PS1], so it's a little harder to remember which was which, as i foolishly started both at the same time... and i beleive someone wiped my saved files T_T

anyway, it'd work better if you could remind me which one it was ;)

[Macus]

lol, you mean the matrix thing? XD

And i can't remember whether this is FF4 or 5, but:

Q: What'd Galuf and Bartz do when they found the pirate Farris was really a girl?
A: Stare at her Arrrrrrs :P

wow some one actually knows about the original final fantasys

lol, indeed, never got around to finishing it alas... i'm terrible like that -_-'''

so, which one was it? i really can't remember... i think 4, but i beleive that they both came in the same set [alas, had to get them for the PS1], so it's a little harder to remember which was which, as i foolishly started both at the same time... and i beleive someone wiped my saved files T_T

anyway, it'd work better if you could remind me which one it was ;)

it was number 5 cos 4 hadthe dark night nd the paladin yup defo number 5 (i never finished it either i got near the end but you know i still have the save files but not the game lol)

[Keated]

lol, okay, thanks ^_^

i just thought maybe it was 5 with rosa and the paladin and all... oh well :)

[Macus]

no rosa and the paladin wetre number 4

[Keated]

another FF7 joke [recently fixed, was pretty bad before ;)]


Cloud, Barret and Vincent walk into a bar. Vincent goes for a shot. Barret goes for a shot. Cloud, misunderstanding, goes for a slash XD

[Lady Battousai]

ROFLMAO!!XD

[Keated]

what have a file and a jigsaw puzzle got in common?

They'reboth stored in bits :P

[Mac]

what have a file and a jigsaw puzzle got in common?

They'reboth stored in bits :PLMAO

apparently women are like computers.

you have to tell them exactly what to do, and usually they never do what you want them to do anyway...

[Hara Michiyo]

^ Excuse me? I must not be a woman then.

Lmao @ the jigsaw puzzle joke.