i got jokes. you got jokes. you post. i post.

[Renaki]

Here's a joke. Things you don't want to here when your lying on an operating table.

1. Hey if this is the liver then what is that.

2. No, Fido come back with that!

3. I said to cut it 1 in. You cut it like 3 inches.

4. Can you hear me? The Novacane is running out. We'll just go through the operation without it.

5. Look its 6:00 p.m. Lets get out of here.

6. coming soon..


* Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.[/list]

[Keated]

nice ^_^

thought long and hard about an addition:


'Didn't the guy who was in for the visectamy [sp] have a tattoo?'

[Renaki]

lol. funny. XD

[Amari]

lol me and a friend of mine spent a whole class period thinking of stuff that goes to that.

doctor - uh oh, well thats a 10 on the oh sh*t scale..
other doctor - no no..*snip* now thats a 10.

hey lets put his organs in abc order!

well lets put everything back in...wait..where's his kidneys?

hey lets color him!

[Hara Michiyo]

Or...

Is it supposed to bleed this much?

I don't know, I'm not terribly good with this jokes melarky.

[Keated]

Hey, weren't you wearing a watch when we started?

[Renaki]

wow i forgot about this..what sould i say?
well i cheated..found it on a site. =p

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can’t undress in front of you."

"All right," said the physician, "I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you’re through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I’ve undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

[Skyline GT-R]

Hehe, fun... I've got some.

Doctor 1: Oh god, OH GOD! WE'RE LOSING HIM!
Doctor 2: Hold on, let me finish this beer.

Doctor 1: Doctor, we're losing him.
Doctor 2: Ok, one sec.. *steps out the door and yells down the hall* WHO WANTS TO SEE A DEAD BODY!?

Doctor: Since today is father son day at the hospital, I figured I'd let my son remove that large tumor from your brain.

:lol: I love thinking of these. I want to hear more!

[Keated]

Hearing more sounds good XD