Blonde Jokes

[White Mage]

YES!!!

I was the first one to even make a thread in here!!!

Okay, get a hold of your self Liz!

I thought this forum might need a thread for people with blonde jokes!

Go ahead and post your hearts out about how stupid blondes can sometimes be!!!

[White Mage]

Lunch time

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.
They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper.
They always ate lunch on the top of the building.
The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch,
The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich.
One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal.
They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they
would have to jump off of the top of the building.
The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the
three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men,
"I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly j so she wouldn't jump off."

The husband of the brunette said to the other two men,
"I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off."

They both looked at the wife of the blonde and he said:" Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"

[White Mage]

Q: Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?


A: In case she had to draw some blood.

[White Mage]

Q: Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?



A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

[White Mage]

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

[spike]

ok a blonde is driving down a road listing to a raido station. the people on the raido are craking jokes about blondes. she gets mad and turns off the raido. then she sees a blonde in a fild in a canoe. she gets out of her car and says you are the type of blonde that give bad names for blonds. she says she would come over there but she dosen't know how to swim.

[Rhoey]

How do you know a blonde's sat infront of the computer?

-- There's lipstick on the joystick.

[White Mage]

Very funny Aroah!

LOL

[Kawaii Shuichi]

XD! Aroah! HAHA!

[Takai]

Aroah... just LOL ^____^

[achilles]

yes i like it as well...

[Silent Assassin]

three girls eat lunch together. One girl always has lunchables.One girl always has sandwiches. One girl always has no lunch. The first girl offers to share. The second girl offers to share. The third girl says yes and eats all the food. The first and second girl are found later, starved and strangled to death.

I suck at jokes.

[White Mage]

Okay...

That was some joke sis...
But this topic is for "BLONDE" Jokes...

[7minutes]

How do you know a blonde's sat infront of the computer?

-- There's lipstick on the joystick.

thats just evil...but genious!

[White Mage]

^ 7mins has a point ^

Thats still funny though...

[Seraphim]

A blonde is driving on the highway and sees a sign that says, "Clean Restrooms 8 Miles."

Eight miles later, she's cleaned 48 restrooms.

[Seraphim]

There were three women that worked together in the same office: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and five minutes later, so did they. The brunette went home and straight to bed so that she could get an early start the next morning. The redhead went home to get in a quick workout before her dinner date. The blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opened the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead are talking about going home early again. They ask the blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

[Seraphim]

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

[Silent Assassin]

whoops!!Sorry Liz,I wasn't paying attention....If I ever do......eheheheh.......

[Watari]

it took me 2 mins to figure out Aroah's joke..goes to show how thick I am..lol..I'm totally out of it today..anyhoo..all the blonde jokes are funny..I've heard the jumping off the building one before..it's quite funny..

[Keated]

yay, serrie's back! :D

nice jokes btw ^___^

[Watari]

keated..why is 32 an important number?? it's been killing me..

[Seraphim]

yay, serrie's back! :D

nice jokes btw ^___^

^^ Glad to be back.

...I was never really gone, actually. I just didn't really... post, since I had barely any time to even read topics.

[Keated]

keated..why is 32 an important number?? it's been killing me..

muahahahahahahahahaha... i'll give you but one clue: if you scroll up now, then you'll find a link to the answer ;)

[this clue may get a little more specific at some point ;)]




oki doki serrie ^_^

well, post again soon, y'hear? :D

[Nemce]

a blonde calls a radio station the host says whats the highlight of your day the blonde replys im really proud of myself because i finished this puzzle in 11 months he says why is that such a good thing she says because the box says it would take 2 years or +

[LadyKagome]

Those jokes were really funny i need to some on here hopefully u guys will like them!!!1

[White Mage]

I really like the fact you guys have posted in here!
I am so happy!
I like all the new jokes! Very funny...

[No one]

This may be a little long but here we go.

So a bunch of blondes are on a plane, when suddenly the captain comes on.
"Everyone please hold on to the bars above your head, the floor is about to fall, we need to lose weight to keep in the air."
And so the blondes do. And the floor rips off.
"We are still to heavy we are going down."
And so all the burnete flight attendents look around and say.
"We will drop so that the blondes can live to please men."
And so all the blondes start clapping.

If you dont get it, think about the last sentence.

[LadyKagome]

I have one its really funny i guess
ok here it goes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"

[White Mage]

***LOL***

Those were both very funny!!!
( I liked the air plane one better though... )

* Is still laughing *

[Shippo]

I donno if anyone has heard this but here goes...

How do you keep a blond busy? ( i think thats the queston)

Put her in a circular room and tell her theres a penny in the corner. ;3

[White Mage]

Good one Shippo!!

[White Mage]

This joke was told to me by my friend, Steven:

A brunnete is on the side of the road saying "45, 45, 45..."
A blonde walks up and say " What are you doing?"
The brunnete says "I am chanting..."
The blonde says "Can I help you?"
The brunnete says "Yeah, you can stand in the middle of the road and say '45,45,45' "
So, the blonde goes onto the road and says "45,45,45"
And a huge truck comes rushing bye and kills the blonde.
***Imagine blood and guts everywhere***
The brunnete grins and says "46,46,46"

(If you don't understand, look at the change in numbers)

[Shippo]

Hahah I hear that one before.

[Shippo]

Heres one from a website that I was looking at ^^

Cute Sheep

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"

The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

[White Mage]

I have heard that one too Shippo!!!

Thats always funny to read!

LOL

[Keated]

heh heh, nice one ^_^

[Mac]

lol!!! LOL :lol: :lol: