A slice of Lime!

[Haruko_san]

Hello I'm Lime... I've decided to open a Tavern! Yay!
okay everyone's allowed any race or creed... just don't cause trouble I may look little but I pack a powerful punch... *I smile innocently*
Would any one like a drink?

[ZeekSails]

bloody mary, O+

[Sei Akujin]

Don-san: I need a drink.......make it a hard one............nothing sweet.................I have shed much blood today............(I set my huge sword aside.)

[Seraphim]

I like lemonade. XD

[ZeekSails]

no lemonade

[Seraphim]

Darn.

Oh well, I can settle for anything that they have.

[ZeekSails]

beer, lots and lots of beer

[Haruko_san]

How Bout a good ole' southern style Boilamaker, For Don San...
*I pour a cup 16 oz. crown royal... and a shot of Bud dropped in the whiskey*
That hard enough for yah??? this is a drink from my world...
*I make Zeek sails a bloody mary*
Here you go...
*send it down the bar toward him*
And for Seraphim a lemonade... would you like an alcholic lemonade or regular? We carry both... we are a juice bar/ tavern, And there are some food items on the menu...

[Sei Akujin]

Holy crap...............(hair sizzles).........man this is strong.........

[Haruko_san]

Isn't that what you were looking for???
My boyfriend from my world taught me that...*I giggle*
But it doesn't look like I'm going back there anytime soon... Oh well...

[Sei Akujin]

Man.............I am drunketh already...........

[Haruko_san]

you said hard... hehehe :twisted:

[Sei Akujin]

Now where is the ladies............? Hey pretty lady(talks to a broomstick)wanna dance with a real man?

[Haruko_san]

*I giggle*
Are you done with your drink...
*as I fix my self a tequila sun rise(3 shots of Tequila, 6oz. orange juices, and a half a shot of Cherry grenadine... and grab a straw...)*
does anyone want a straw by the way?

[Sei Akujin]

(starts kissing the broom)Wow she is aaaaaa.....uh uh uh good kisser

[ZeekSails]

*wolf down his drink and the glass as well* thanx

[Sei Akujin]

Damn...............she is hot..........

[ZeekSails]

who is?

[ZeekSails]

who is?

[Sei Akujin]

this lady right here(holds up broomstick)I am so wasted..............she is so light............she doesn't weigh much.............

[ZeekSails]

she's a broom

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... I think he's wasted...

[Sei Akujin]

Hey wait a second.............your a man..........

[Haruko_san]

huh? who's a man?

[ZeekSails]

i am

[Sei Akujin]

(Looks at the bartender and runs to her and grabs her hand.)I spy a pretty lady and she is over here...............that stick was a man.........

[ZeekSails]

ha ha

[Sei Akujin]

(stares at her with googly eyes)I am in love now...............and I am drunk..............but I love you...............(falls on face)Sees another woman walk in................who is that beauty...........

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... how sweet...
*blushing*
Well that was short lived... he's got the attention span of a rock!

[Sei Akujin]

false alarm(notices it was a drag queen and stares at the bartender again)

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... you're very flattering Don San... would you like anything else?

[Kayla]

*walks into the place and looks around, then sits at the bar*, can i have a martini? dry.

[Sei Akujin]

another southern drink...........

[Kayla]

well i can't help it, i was traveling there and caught a taste for there drinks.

[Haruko_san]

Martini, dry comming at you... *hands the drink to EM*

[Kayla]

*drinks it down in a long gulp* so, how's buisness going?

[Sei Akujin]

(continues to stare at bartender)

[Haruko_san]

Pretty good so far... I'm enjoying it...

[Kayla]

that's good, *looks at SE* do i know you from somehwhere?

[Haruko_san]

would you like anything else... Don San? EM?

[Kayla]

umm, yeah... some herbal tea to wash down the martini taste... if you have it *still stares at Don*

[Haruko_san]

That tea will be ready in a minute or so
*I turn the stove on and boiling some water soak some tea bags*
So do you want sugar, milk, or ice to cool it down?

[Kayla]

umm, sugar, *keeps staring* you look VERY familuar

[Haruko_san]

*Has trouble finding the sugar... searches high and low*
Wow... where did I put that stuff...
*finally I find the sugar in the cupboard... on the top shelf in the center... I stand on the counter behind the bar to reach the sugar, Then hop down grab the teapot... and sit it and a cup and the sugar in front of EM...*
There you go...
*I quickly wiped the counter free of foot prints after attending to EM*
I wouldn't want to hear any thing from the health inspectors...*I sigh*

[Kayla]

yeah, hate those guys, hmm, well here's to me and everyone else here *still stairs at SE*

[Haruko_san]

*I raise my Tequila Sunrise to EM's previous statement*
I toast for good business and good company

[Kayla]

sounds good to me *drinks herbal tea* FU** that's hot!!

[Haruko_san]

careful... don't burn yourself... do you need some ice?

[Kayla]

no i'm fine, *tongue heels before HS's eyes*

[Haruko_san]

Lime: wow that's cool i wonder if I could do that? May I have a cup of your tea?

[Kayla]

it's not my fault if you can't

[Haruko_san]

I know... I just wanna try...

[Kayla]

okay.... but i have to tell you- *watches as she drinks it*

[MajinYajuu]

*walks throught the door & has a look around. Walks up to the bar*

I'll have a beer thanks

[Haruko_san]

AAh! Hot...*I stick my tongue out...*Ow ow ow....
hot! ouchies.... *I drink some more of my drink from earlier* Ahh cold.... *I sigh with relief*

[Kayla]

told you, i'm Keeper of Darkness, are you human *watches Y sit down* hello

[Haruko_san]

*I talk a little funny*
What kind Yajuu? I fink my tongue ith thwelling
*drinks a little more*

[Kayla]

*laughs* you kinda seem human

[Haruko_san]

I am sorta... and sorta not...

[Kayla]

ahh, your a half breed then?

[Haruko_san]

Not really... I'm a human, witha goddess inside my body some where...

[Kayla]

aahh, well if you are going to run this place better serve Yajuu

[Haruko_san]

I don't know what kind of beer he wants... hmm... how about a bud...

[Kayla]

*holds black twisted staff with red ball on the top while looking at Yajuu*

[Haruko_san]

Earth to Yajuu... Bud okay? *waves the beer in front of Yajuu* You want it?

[Kayla]

take it, it's good

[Haruko_san]

sets the beer in front of Yajuu...

[Kayla]

so, u wanna go out for a flight later? don't get very much people who can fly, but if you can't i can carry lots of weight, i'm new to this place, and i like meeting new people. So what do ya say?

[Haruko_san]

uhh we could give it a try...

[MajinYajuu]

*shakes head clear*

Oh sorry, lost in thought. Do you have MGD???

[Haruko_san]

Oh sure thing...
*takes the bud back to the sink, and pours him a glass of MGD*
Customers always right... here you go
*I set the glass in front of him...*

[Kayla]

hey buddy, your beers getting hot, *touches the bottle with staff and makes it cold again* there you go, what species r u?

[Haruko_san]

Leans on the counter listening to the conversation...

[MajinYajuu]

Thanks *takes a swig*

I'm human....I think...there were some stories at the orphanage I grew up in that make me think I might be something else though

[Haruko_san]

interesting... my mother grew up in an ophanage... that's a kinda sad child hood.... depending on where you are... I'm babbling sorry...

[Kayla]

ahh, i'm Keeper of Darkness, you alright there, kinda warped out on us, hey you look VERY VERY familuar, have you ever seen me, that other guy left i think, but you look like i'd know you

[MajinYajuu]

You might know me I get around abit. I never like to stay in one place long

[Haruko_san]

*I go to fix my self another Tequila Sunrise... still listening*
well maybe we can entertain you fro a little while atleast...

[MajinYajuu]

So how long this place been open, it is new aint it

[Kayla]

we will both need entertaining i'm new too, wanna go flying..... um what's your name?

[Haruko_san]

eh... not to much longer...
*I gotta wake up early... going to get a haircut at ten... it's 4:40am here*
I figure I'll close within the next twenty minutes...

[Kayla]

oh, well then till tomorrow, it's 3:45 am over here gotta get going in a bit myself

[Haruko_san]

Yeah... Tomorrow I can introduce you to Drakenz... erm Duo...

[MajinYajuu]

Oh well *finishes beer*, if your gunna be shutting up shop soon I'll leave you to it

[Haruko_san]

well good night then i guess we can close up early... and I'll see you guys later "Today" hehehe...

[Kayla]

yeah, gotta go home too see ya tomorrow *waves staff, says the words "take me to my darkness" and dissapears*

[MajinYajuu]

cya *walks of* I gotta learn how to do that....

[Haruko_san]

*flips the closed sign on the front door over... Don San has passed out on the floor... I leave a note for him, after dragging him onto a couch nearby...:: the note says I'm going upstairs to my room... See ya when we wake... you're free to leave, if you do lock the door behind you... nite nite Lime:: I pulled blanket over him and go up to my room upstairs, crawl into bed and hug my teddy bear as I fall asleep...*

[Sei Akujin]

(I woke up behind a table)Where is everybody? Holy Sh*t I was locked in................Oh well(drops dead near front door and snores away)

[Haruko_san]

*I wake up and do my preparing for the days work... when I am done with what I am doing upstairs I walk down stairs to the door I realize Don San is sleeping at the door... I giggle... and flip the sign to open...*
Lime: Don San... do you gotta go potty... jk... hehehehe...

[Sei Akujin]

MONSTER? Where?! Let me slice him open!

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... Want some breakfast? No monster... all safe...

[Sei Akujin]

Sure............uh.........I haven't any money...........I just realozed I don't have a house either :swe: I can work though.........

[Haruko_san]

well sure why not... I could use the help...

[Sei Akujin]

Great.............but I am starving...........(Falls down.......stomach growls so loud it echoes in the room)

[Haruko_san]

*I start cooking up some bacon and eggs... Pancakes, I get out plates and set them down for Don San and myself...*
Something to drink??? milk? Orange juice?

[Sei Akujin]

Um........both...........:swe:

[Haruko_san]

Okay...
*I pour a glass of orange juice and a glass of milk for Don San one orange juice for me and get bottle of Starbucks Vanilla Frapachino(sp?) also for me I set all of the drinks down, and then finished the food I then bring it over on a platter... and set it down*
Oh yeah... syrup...

[Sei Akujin]

(begins to drool)

[Haruko_san]

*I bring syrup and butter*
Oh, go a head dig in...

[Sei Akujin]

(starts gobbling)

[Haruko_san]

*I eat slowly and I watch Don San giggling every now and then...*

[Sei Akujin]

(I start choking and grab OJ and slurp it down and gasping for air)Oh man this is good..........it is orgasmic........

[Haruko_san]

Thank you... I'm glad you like it so much...

[Sei Akujin]

you welcome!

[Haruko_san]

Is there anything else you would like?

[Sei Akujin]

A uh kiss...........no wait a drink.............yeeah a drink............(sweats nervously hoping she didn't hear the kiss part)

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... what will you have then???

[Sei Akujin]

(whew...........I didn't want to get slapped)Ummm...........a beer

[Haruko_san]

Any preference?
*I grab a new glass for Don San and one for my self...*

[Sei Akujin]

of good quality..........any good kind will do..........(stares at barkeep)

[Haruko_san]

Hmmm... how about a nice cold Ice House...*pours a beer for Don San*
I'll have hmm... a couple of... buttery nipples...
*I make up a trio of shots for my self(shots of bailey's irish cream, butterscotch schnapps, and Vodka)*
Yes you heard me correctly...

[Sei Akujin]

(continues to stare at barkeep and begin to daydream)

[Haruko_san]

*I take one shot* Yummy...

[Sei Akujin]

Yeah I like flowers too(continues to stare and daydream)

[Haruko_san]

Flowers? *I look at don san...*
Is there something in my teeth or something?

[Sei Akujin]

(begins to drool........)nothing in teeth.........

[Haruko_san]

Are you sure...
*Puts a cup down to catch Don San's drool*
Are you feeling ill?
*Takes her second shot*
mmmm....

[Sei Akujin]

nope just dazed.................(Drink beer in one gulp)

[Haruko_san]

*Takes last shot*
A beer in one gulp that's pretty hard to do...

[Sei Akujin]

Not when I am staring at you(ounches self in face for speaking mind)

[Haruko_san]

*smiles* You're silly... I couldn't do it that's for sure...

[Sei Akujin]

(turns around and gazes out window)

[Haruko_san]

see anything interesting?

[Sei Akujin]

Nope.............your thee most interresting thing here............I mean it ;)

[Haruko_san]

Why thank you:)

[Sei Akujin]

May I have another beer?

[Haruko_san]

Certainly
*Turns and fixes his empty cup*
Here you go...

[Sei Akujin]

Oh thanx :) (Takes a sip) I am going to start a party once I hit 3000

[Haruko_san]

Are you really getting that old?

[Sei Akujin]

No no..............I am hitting 3000 posts....... :swe: I am only 18 years old..............

[Haruko_san]

lol... I'm tarded... if you want you can have your party here...

[Sei Akujin]

Ok!

[MajinYajuu]

*walks in....late as usual*


Did I hear party????

[spike]

*walks in and says hello to everyone here*can i have a beer pleas?

[Haruko_san]

*makes a beer for Spike* Here you go...

[ZeekSails]

what about ym drinK?

[Haruko_san]

What do you want? I'll make it for you...

[ZeekSails]

bloody mary, O+

[Haruko_san]

Another Bloody Mary... Comming up
*Turns to make the Bloody Mary then I sit it down in front of Zeek*

[ZeekSails]

*licks lips* thanx*gulps it down* delicious

[Haruko_san]

I'm glad you liked it...

[ZeekSails]

^^ your quite the nice bartender

[spike]

thanks Haruko_san.*takes a big drink of the beer*

[Haruko_san]

Thank you... I believe being nice is the only way you keep customers...

[ZeekSails]

oh, most vampires will be looking for fights at bar, but i'm only half....hey spike that girl is taking off all of her clothes*points*

[spike]

*looks behind himself*what, were?

[Haruko_san]

You're welcome Spike... My names is Lime by the way... and who's taking off their clothes

[ZeekSails]

*takes spike's beer and drinks it all* i guess it was just my imagination

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... Here Spike
*I sit another beer in front of Spike*

[ZeekSails]

*snaps fingers, the glass is empty, foam around his mouth*

[spike]

*thinks to himself hey that was mine* thanks.

[ZeekSails]

yeah that is a mystery how you can drink them so fast

[spike]

i wonder about that also.

[ZeekSails]

it's a mystery

[spike]

we'll never know. will we?

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... so Spike you want to try this one more time?
*Gets yet another beer for Spike*

[spike]

ya sure. thanks Lime.*keeps a eye on ZeekSails*

[ZeekSails]

*puts an extremely long straw into his glass and drinks it all*

[spike]

*spits in beer befor it is all gone. then move a cople a sets down*

[Haruko_san]

Zeek you're being a trouble maker... if I have to get one more beer... I'm gonna take care of you my self... hehehe
*I sit a new beer in front of Spike for like the 50th time...*

[spike]

thanks agin Lime.^_^

[ZeekSails]

fine, jeez just playing*pulls out a small barell from behind his trench coat* i never drank it, i just hid it

[Haruko_san]

Anytime...
*I bow slighty*

[ZeekSails]

<<
>>
<<*sneaks some blood from behind the bar* yum yum

[spike]

you are very tricky my friend.*finshs his beer* can i have some tea and some orange juice Lime?

[Haruko_san]

naughty naughty.... Zeek didn't anyone ever tell you women have eyes in the back of their heads???

[ZeekSails]

you do?

[spike]

you haven't ever heard that Zeek?

[Haruko_san]

Certainly...
*Makes the tea, and pours Spike a glass of OJ while he's waiting*

[ZeekSails]

no*jumps onto lime and searchs the back of her head* i don't see them

[spike]

*starts to drink his orange juice*

[ZeekSails]

*whistles slighty while he's looking for the eys, spiders come from cracks and snag some blood and poor it into zeeks mouth*

[Haruko_san]

*I fall on my booty*
AAH! I was juts kidding Zeek...

[Sei Akujin]

Egads! I feel asleep on duty again! (starts mopping)

[ZeekSails]

*grabs the bottle, the spiders hide, starts drinking* you have a spider problem

[Haruko_san]

Really Spiders! AAH!
*I leap on the bar*
Don't let them touch me... EEEEEEW! Spiders...

[spike]

*starts piking the spiders out of Lime's hair* their we go.*finshes the orange juice*

[Haruko_san]

*Tea pot whistles*
Thank you Spike...
*I bring Spike the Tea, Sugar and milk, and some ice cubes just incase it's too hot...*

[ZeekSails]

*spiders run to zeek* hey buddies

[Sei Akujin]

Spiders?!EEEK!(Runs around like crazy)

[ZeekSails]

puss ball

[Haruko_san]

Don San they're smaller than you... You're a boy... you're not supposed to be scared of spiders...

[spike]

thanks Lime*adds alot of sugar and sume ice*

[ZeekSails]

yeah come on guy, i have them on me right now*opens trench coat, spiders are crawling all around his trenchcoat*

[Haruko_san]

You're welcome
*I climb down from the bar*

[Sei Akujin]

Oh..........so modern people are not afrain of these ravenous beasts...........I see.............back in the 1600s these were the size of dogs..........and sucked human blood..........I thought they were baby ones

:swe:

[ZeekSails]

oh you mean one that are like this size?*whistles really loud, a giant spider sits on the roof of lime's bar*

[Haruko_san]

Ahh! more spiders...
*I jump back on to the bar and run away from the spiders... I jump over spikes head and hide behin him*

[spike]

*takes a drink of his tea* man those spides were big back then.

[Sei Akujin]

Don't worry chief! I will take care of it!(Jumps on roof and pulls out Masamune and slays the spider and chunls its dead carcass into a creek)

[spike]

*takes his gun out a fires one shot*

[ZeekSails]

they're big now

[Sei Akujin]

Dont' worry people the samurai has slayed it(bows)thank buddha too.........

[spike]

opps. to late. sry. *hands a 100 dollar bill to Lime* for the whole in the roof.

[Haruko_san]

Thank you both... Spiders are icky...
Don San would you like something to drink?

[ZeekSails]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo

[Sei Akujin]

HA! I am the best! Yes I would............but make it light this time.........please.......

[spike]

what worng Zeek?

[Haruko_san]

hehehe... okay Ice House then...
*I get Don San a beer*

[ZeekSails]

you kiled my spider*snif sniff* now i will kill you* goes berserk and trashes everything*

[Sei Akujin]

Chief I will take care if this! (draws sword and throws zeek out door runs out behind him)The samurai is prepared to die in battle.............my sword has killed may evil fiends...........don't be the next thing it kills............go in there and apologize to her.............or else

[ZeekSails]

or else what coward?

[Haruko_san]

Oh my! I think this is the first fight in my bar...

[spike]

*gets up in fighting postion* i am ready when you are. Zeek.

[ZeekSails]

it's your funeral

[spike]

no it is yours if you attack me.

[Sei Akujin]

Coward........me? I haven't even drawn my sword....................I here a thumping noise coming in this direction,oh crap, it is me wife!!!!!!!!!!!Oh my here she comes............GOOD LUCK I AM OUTTA HERE! Hurry spike get inside!.....ME WIFE IS the death of us all!

[ZeekSails]

i'm kinda busy with this coward*points to SE*

[Haruko_san]

HEY HEY HEY!!! Now you can't go and beat my help! Don San is with me, so if you hurt him you're not welcome!
*I jump on to the bar and assume my own fighting position*
You wanna piece of Don San... then you get a piece of me too!

[spike]

*run where Saint Evil is*

[ZeekSails]

*calms down, turns back to normal*

[Sei Akujin]

Me wife is more deadly than God himself...............stay away............her hands are like fireballs when they slap you................he is dead...........

[ZeekSails]

*sits out side*

[spike]

did you just get slaped Saint Evil?

[ZeekSails]

*lets all his spiders scatter* hide my friends

[Sei Akujin]

Ahhhhhhhhh(Flies through window and behind the bar)Oro.................

[Haruko_san]

*I feel sorry for Zeek*
If you can behave you can come back inside... but if not well I'll have to beat your @ss...
Don San... are you okay?

[ZeekSails]

*yawns* yeah what ever

[Sei Akujin]

(wife punches zeek so hard he flies behind the bar)See I told you she was strong.................oro........

[spike]

man you said stong but i never imanged that stong.

[ZeekSails]

*ducks beneath the punch* that all you got?

[Haruko_san]

Don't you whatever me... I may be a girl but that doesn't mean I can't whoop you...

[ZeekSails]

*curses in lycan and walks back inside with out payin' attention the SE's wife

[Haruko_san]

Don San You have a wife?

[Sei Akujin]

(wife has fire in eyes and fireballs in palms)OH SH*T!

[ZeekSails]

*skin rips, fur shows between each rip*

[Sei Akujin]

(wife turns into dragon)AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!(I run and hide behind Lime)GOD HAS DECIDED TO POSSES WIFE!

[spike]

*runs and hides in the male restroom*hope she dosn't find me.

[Haruko_san]

Uh oh... BARFIGHT! *I duck behind the bar... looking for a weapon...*

[ZeekSails]

*skin rips entirely off, were bear form, mauls SE's wife, rips into her stomach*

[Haruko_san]

eww! dragon goop is getting on my floor!

[spike]

*steps out of the restroom and hides behind the bar*need a wepon Lime?

[ZeekSails]

*breaks the dragon's jaw*

[Haruko_san]

umm.. actually I think Zeek's got it taken care of

[Sei Akujin]

OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!(Wife is unaffected by his onslaught............and picks up Zeek and dropkicks him all the way to China):swe: Never try to injure wife...........she might eat you or drop kick you..............

(Wife dragon loom over tavern and sees Zeek come back for more........smacks him in face and changes back into Human)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh............wife is naked.............(Runs outside and covers her up)

[spike]

ok.*gets up to find his tea*man this is some good tea.

[ZeekSails]

*snaps the dragons neck and slits her sthroat vertically, furr falls oof and shrinks to normal size* easy...peasy limon sqeaz-*falls to the ground*y*falls asleep*

[Haruko_san]

I glad you like the tea

[Sei Akujin]

You killed my wife...........(tears run down my cheeks)MY kids haven't a mother anymore.............

[ZeekSails]

*curls up, still asleep*

[spike]

any one a white mage here?

[ZeekSails]

*rolls between spike and lime*

[Haruko_san]

*I hand Don San a tissue*
It's okay... I'll help you... remember I like kids!

[ZeekSails]

*bear ears twitch, sleep talks* make the bad men go away

[Haruko_san]

*points at Zeek*
He's much easier to handle when he's asleep huh?

[spike]

lol. yea he is isn't he.

[ZeekSails]

*has powerful convulsions, hits spike in his sleep, samcking him into SE, starts to breath heavily*

[Sei Akujin]

(See a strange robed man with a huge glowing sword, man walk up to the bar, I run outside ans carry wife back home)I am Blade............I come from Valdemar and am seeking a demon and a job..............(pulls put numerous vampire carcasses and demon hides..........)

I saw a man with a dead woman in his arms..............what was up with that............nothing more than I hate than seeing a dead woman..........who in here killed her.........(Turns and sees scum sleeping on the floor)He did it............he reeks of blood................

(Picks Zeek off floor........)Be a good Lycan and revive that man's wife.............and don't give me that no.........or whatever sh*t..........I am not here to fight.............I have killed so many lycans and vampires. were bears, were wolves, I am a legend...............my name is whispered by those who fear god..............but said by those who are my allies.............I am no coward.................I use a sword to seek justice for those in need................and those who oppose face my wrath in a challenge.............not here but in the ACF battle arena...........

[spike]

but i guss he is still as dangers thou.