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MajinYajuu
10-02-2004, 05:41 AM
Finally I have a place where I can get fixed up & get my leg re-attached

Sei Akujin
10-02-2004, 05:45 AM
lol..............me too

Haruko_san
10-02-2004, 05:52 AM
hehehehe

MajinYajuu
10-02-2004, 05:55 AM
Hey can I get a wing in this place named after me...

After all I will be one of it's best customers

Haruko_san
10-02-2004, 05:57 AM
hmm??? I dunno...

Kayla
10-02-2004, 01:35 PM
i think you can?_?

MajinYajuu
10-14-2004, 09:33 AM
Just my luck we finally get a hospital & all the people who are most likely to send me there go away... :(

Soi Fon
10-14-2004, 09:37 AM
I can help you^^

MajinYajuu
10-14-2004, 09:47 AM
Thanks

Sei Akujin
10-19-2004, 06:25 AM
Oh dear Aoi means she will put you in the hospital...............-_-;

MajinYajuu
10-19-2004, 07:38 AM
Well thats what I was asking for :D

Soi Fon
10-19-2004, 07:42 AM
Ok here goes:

*Kicks Yajuu out a two story building*

Is that good?

MajinYajuu
10-19-2004, 07:43 AM
Thank youuuuuuuu......*THUD*

Soi Fon
10-19-2004, 07:44 AM
Okey dokey^_^ If more pain is needed just moan!

MajinYajuu
10-19-2004, 07:47 AM
ok... :blackeye:

Haruko_san
10-21-2004, 02:34 AM
*I help Yajuu back into the hospital and make sure the doctors are taking care of him*
They'll have you fixed up in a jiffy... hehehehe...

Sei Akujin
10-21-2004, 02:35 AM
Aoi will be back to finish the job, Yajuu^^

Haruko_san
10-21-2004, 02:38 AM
hehehehehe... I might help out too then... hehehehehe...

Soi Fon
10-21-2004, 02:41 AM
I am here!^_^

Haruko_san
10-21-2004, 02:43 AM
Hello!

MajinYajuu
10-22-2004, 07:11 AM
YAY!!! I have got more peple wanting to mame & kill me

spike
10-22-2004, 08:48 PM
i'll help if that is what you really want.

Sei Akujin
10-23-2004, 01:55 AM
I might really kill you if I helped^^

Haruko_san
10-23-2004, 06:17 AM
hehehehehe... I don't know if I could kill you Yajuu... but I might maim you just a little...

MajinYajuu
10-25-2004, 11:36 AM
I'm ready for more pain now...:twisted:

spike
10-25-2004, 09:01 PM
*goes up to Yajuu and breaks his left arm*is that good?

MajinYajuu
10-25-2004, 11:17 PM
AWWW.........

Thanks, but it isn't the same as when a pretty girl does it

ILuvHyde
10-25-2004, 11:26 PM
i wana help. i'm good with pain. run at himand knocks him through the wall. grabs him by his head and punches him......hows that?!

MajinYajuu
10-26-2004, 03:06 AM
thank you.....*falls unconcious*

Hiryuu Megami23
10-26-2004, 03:18 AM
*Comes strolling in to take a look at the place. Whistle's loudly.*

Wow, sure spared no expense here did ya?

*continues to look around and sees a group surrounding some poor practically unconscious soul.*

Yajuu...What did you do now? Did you ask for this?

*Waits for a reply, but get's tired and yawns. Then pulls out a huge mallet from behind my back and prepares to play croquet with Yajuu, positioning the mallet at his head. Brings arms back to just above the shoulders and swings with the force of ten surley men who usually work out in powerhouse gyms. Feel's the mallet connect with his head and then watches as Yajuu goes flying forty yards or so across the floor.*

*goes and leans against the wall.*

You know, you never should have told me that this was here...

MajinYajuu
10-26-2004, 03:37 AM
Thank you oh mighty one

Hiryuu Megami23
10-26-2004, 04:01 AM
Hey, someone's gotta show 'em how it's done.


Besides, I know how upset you get when you get a second rate beating.

MajinYajuu
10-26-2004, 04:02 AM
True, but they have been good to me so far....

MajinYajuu
10-26-2004, 04:12 AM
I should let you know, no-one give a beating quite like you do Hiryuu

Hiryuu Megami23
10-26-2004, 04:15 AM
Yes, well, as of now, I will be visiting from time to time to check their progress...and to give 'em pointers every now and then.....(yes yes, I know I know...I'm all heart) but alas, as for now, I must retire to do admin duties.

MajinYajuu
10-26-2004, 04:28 AM
*sob*
It will never be the same.

Oh well who's next....

Sei Akujin
10-26-2004, 07:34 AM
You want that kind of beating................oh.............well........ ......that can be arranged^^

(takes out a baseball bat with nails in it)Oh yes...............

MajinYajuu
10-26-2004, 12:33 PM
Me & my big mouth....:swe:

Haruko_san
10-28-2004, 08:16 PM
*Pull out my heavily-modified left-handed Rickenbacher bass guitar with a chainsaw start motor and walks toward Yajuu*
MY TURN! HIYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I kick him like he's soccer ball he flies into the air into a wall and back at me then I whack him with my guitar and he crashes through the same wall*
HOME RUN! WAHOO!

Sei Akujin
10-29-2004, 06:20 AM
Me & my big mouth....:swe:

Nope that is my backscratcher..............is this it?(pulls out a huge rocket launcher)I think this is it^^

MajinYajuu
10-29-2004, 07:41 AM
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sei Akujin
10-29-2004, 08:13 AM
Oh wait this is my um..............spitball gun................now where is that steel mallet?

MajinYajuu
10-29-2004, 01:46 PM
Hiryuu what have you been telling this lot

Sei Akujin
10-30-2004, 01:37 AM
Ooooooooo..............this will do nicely! PSG1 Sniper Rifle! At close range I might add(aims at Yajuu's foot and fires it)

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 07:26 AM
*Jumps out of the way....just in time*

Ok I can take all the beatings in the world, but blowing my foot off!!!!!!!

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 07:34 AM
*Kicks Yajuu in shin and drop kicks him into hospital bed.*WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 07:36 AM
That wasn't my shin.....*falls onto the bed*

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 07:38 AM
*throws icepacks at him*HIYAH! This will reduce the swelling!

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:10 AM
*Gets covered in ice packs upto my neck*

It will reduce other things as well...

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:12 AM
0.0 Really?

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:16 AM
Yes........I can't move......Ice packs frozen me solid

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:18 AM
*turns on heater and mealts ice packs*Better now?

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:21 AM
Stars to drown in the melted Ice...

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:22 AM
*pulls Yajuu out of water*Better now?

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:24 AM
I think so

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:26 AM
Ok what a relief^,^

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:31 AM
Oh man I mis the straight forward beatings....at least i knew what was comming then

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:33 AM
*starts beating Yajuu up.*Like this?

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:49 AM
yeah......like......that........*KO*

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:52 AM
WINNAH! >,< I WIN!*jumps up and down on Yajuu's face*

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:55 AM
*arm flies up holding championship belt*

Soi Fon
10-30-2004, 08:57 AM
*Puts belt on*Oh yeah! >_<

MajinYajuu
10-30-2004, 08:58 AM
*starts to come to*

Thats what I had been missing....you have been taking lessons from Hiryuu, haven't you??

Haruko_san
10-30-2004, 10:07 PM
*I clap for the new champ....*

Sei Akujin
10-30-2004, 11:19 PM
Damn her methods (@,@+) [Kenshin ORO]

Haruko_san
10-30-2004, 11:21 PM
What you don't think she deserved the belt...

Sei Akujin
10-30-2004, 11:27 PM
Her methods are too sexy for me^,^

Haruko_san
10-30-2004, 11:33 PM
ooooooh I see.... hehehehehehe...

Sei Akujin
10-30-2004, 11:36 PM
Shew uses tender methids on me..........like a pressure point that knocks me out....... :P

Haruko_san
10-30-2004, 11:43 PM
hehehehehehehehe....

Sei Akujin
10-30-2004, 11:45 PM
Yep............need harsh methods, Aoi!

Haruko_san
10-30-2004, 11:56 PM
*I pull out a golden base ball bat*
Yajuu! Here I come...
*I swing and connect... Yajuu flies into the air and lands on his face...*
TAG YOU'RE IT!

MajinYajuu
10-31-2004, 12:58 AM
erere...X.X *a bell rings out in the backgroung once again*

Haruko_san
10-31-2004, 03:06 AM
*I hide in a near by room...*

MajinYajuu
10-31-2004, 03:14 AM
*mysterious ring anouncers voice sounds out*
Voice: And the winna via knock out...Haruku San

Soi Fon
10-31-2004, 06:32 AM
*beats SE up*>_< Oh yeah!

MajinYajuu
10-31-2004, 07:18 AM
*wakes up & looks at the hospital bed across the room*

Hey SE, looks like your getting a beating as well

Sei Akujin
10-31-2004, 11:38 AM
Yep :blackeye:

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 03:31 AM
I wonder what they will do to us next???

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 03:35 AM
Burn us...........freeze us.........

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 03:39 AM
I have already been frozen...thanks to Aoi..

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 03:40 AM
LMAO

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 03:45 AM
I thought I was gunna loose 'certain things' due to the cold

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 03:47 AM
Hehehehe..............i hope I don't get burned...........

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 03:50 AM
*smells something burning*

Whats that cooking????

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 03:51 AM
Holy melarchy! (sees foot on fire)

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 04:01 AM
Well at least it ain't me...yet

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 04:05 AM
(Puts fire out)Whew...............better..........

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 04:08 AM
hehehe....that was a close one

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 04:13 AM
It was :swe2:

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 04:15 AM
well there is always next time

Sei Akujin
11-01-2004, 04:37 AM
No this time I am getting it

MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 11:27 AM
Yes my friend I think you are..... :lol: :wink:

Haruko_san
11-01-2004, 09:53 PM
*I come out of hiding... Golden Base ball bat swinging I whack Yajuu on the head then lose control on the bat it flies toward SE*
Oopsie... Sorry...
*Yajuu is laying with his face on the ground and his rear in the air... I give him a swift boot to the arse...*

Sei Akujin
11-03-2004, 05:20 AM
(Hit with a flying baseball bat)Oh god................(has a concussion)

Haruko_san
11-03-2004, 05:31 AM
DON'T GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sei Akujin
11-03-2004, 05:55 AM
(falls asleep)

MajinYajuu
11-03-2004, 09:11 AM
Ouch...why does my butt hurt???

Hiryuu Megami23
11-05-2004, 05:03 PM
*hides rocket behind back and looks at the ceiling.*

No...no reason at all? Why would you think that there would be a reason?

*sneaking a point of a finger at Haruko_san*

I have done nothing....yet *<--mutter's last word under breath*

No one
11-06-2004, 03:44 AM
*Walks in*
qwerty?

Sei Akujin
11-06-2004, 03:57 AM
(wakes up at sound of Hiryuu's voice)Ah Hiryuu..............I got wounded as well in here...............I got burned................

MajinYajuu
11-06-2004, 07:11 AM
*gets up & hides hearing Hiryuus voice*


Oh boy, now I'm sure some pain is coming

Hiryuu Megami23
11-06-2004, 07:40 AM
*Looks about for Yajuu*

Geez...every time I walk into a room...*mumbles*

*Looks over and sees Blackheart*

Hey there...You wanna help me kill Yajuu, or at least rough him up a bit?

MajinYajuu
11-06-2004, 11:26 AM
OK time to face this like a man...........all be it a man that is about to meet his maker.....

*crawls out from hiding space*

No one
11-06-2004, 04:17 PM
*Looks about for Yajuu*

Geez...every time I walk into a room...*mumbles*

*Looks over and sees Blackheart*

Hey there...You wanna help me kill Yajuu, or at least rough him up a bit?

With a lsight smirk on his face.
Indeed.
Pulls out a very roughed up, and splintery wooden katana.

MajinYajuu
11-07-2004, 11:06 AM
oh great, they're comeing from everywhere now

Sei Akujin
11-07-2004, 05:41 PM
(Slides out of own bed.Looks at helpless Yajuu on his bed.)Hey Yajuu..............I don't think they want to kill me..........so i will "assist them".

No one
11-07-2004, 08:03 PM
Swings wooden katana wildly in every direction while running at Yajuu.

MajinYajuu
11-07-2004, 09:53 PM
*looks around for anything that may be used in defence. Grabs a bed pan & slides it across the floor in an attempt to trip Blackheart up but watches it go straight past him*

Sei Akujin
11-08-2004, 04:19 AM
Run Yajuu..............

(Runs out of room)

We are going to die now!

MajinYajuu
11-08-2004, 10:18 PM
Nope I've take all they could dish out & it has had no effect on me what so ever *twitch* I'm gunna stare this one down too

Hiryuu Megami23
11-08-2004, 10:44 PM
*watches as contents from bed pan slowly ooze out and onto his hands.*

Now, dude...that was just disgusting....

*turns away to vomit in peace.*

MajinYajuu
11-08-2004, 10:48 PM
*sneaks up behind the vomiting Hiryuu*

Whats wrong

*pats her on the back*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-08-2004, 10:53 PM
*quickly smashes the glass to the emergency fire hose and then turns it on, hosing him down.*

Eww.....feces....

*pulls off shirt and then throws it away, looking to a closet. I walk into the closet and then grab a set of scrubs and put them on. I then grab a syringe, and then an enema pack.*

You know, it's been a very long time since I've done this, so, it may be painful....

*Lunges after Yajuu, but narrowly missing as I grab for his shirt.*

MajinYajuu
11-08-2004, 10:57 PM
:shock: What do you plan to do with that???

*start running*

I don't wanna know

Hiryuu Megami23
11-08-2004, 11:01 PM
Well, it's an enema, what do you think I PLAN to do with it?

*Starts chasing him down. I see a down electrical cord and then free it from its confines before using it as a whip at Yajuu's feet. After seeing the cord wrap around his ankles and knees (for it was a very long cord), I then pull it tightly, watching as he trips to the floor.*

*Walking up to Yajuu I then prepare the enema, laughing all the while.*

You know, this will be good practice for the future if I ever do work in a nursing home ever again.

MajinYajuu
11-08-2004, 11:06 PM
*looking around franticly, spots bedpan within arms reach. Throws it in Hiryuu's direction to buy time to get free*

Take this

*Untangles legs, gets up & starts running again*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-08-2004, 11:11 PM
*Ducks the bedpan and then hears it hit the floor with a thunk instead of a metal clanging.*

You know, I would have gone much easier on you...but now...After trowing a feces ridden bedpan at me, I think I'm gonna have to go medical on your ass!

*Heads towards the nurses station and then goes in for the needles as well as the Demerol. After loading up ten syringest I then go out to acquire my target.*

Yajuu...Come out come out wherever you are....

*peeking around every corner of the halls as I continue my search.*

MajinYajuu
11-08-2004, 11:17 PM
ok, don't panic....think man, think.....

*ducks behind a bed that had been turned up in all the chaos & lets Hiryuu walk past*

Nows my chance....

*runs out the door, past the nursing station grabing all the drugs & syringes I can*

Lets see if we can even out the playing feild

Hiryuu Megami23
11-08-2004, 11:38 PM
*Thinking about the supplies that I left behind, I remember that I had only left a few syringes and two bottle's of Depo behind. I then shift the belonging's in my pocket to make sure.*

*After hearing something running at a high rate of speed behind me, I turn around and head back to the station, staying behind every piece of wall I can to camoflage myself. I then start looking around and see Yajuu fiddling with a sryinge, trying to attack the needle to it.*

*snickering to myself I then launch one of the Demerol needles at his neck in a dart throwing fashion, and watching as it sticks in his neck.*

All right meat head...what did you think you were going to do with those birthcontrol hormones?

MajinYajuu
11-08-2004, 11:44 PM
*sluring* I wasn' doin' nuffin

*hits the floor face first & stars snoring

Hiryuu Megami23
11-08-2004, 11:53 PM
*prepares another syringe in case Yajuu is faking and then goes over to check on him. First checking the pulse: Normal, Breathing: Loud, but normal. Then I start to pull down his pants and then think of something better instead of an enema.*

*I go over to the nearest gurney and pull it over to the nurses station and then attempt to put Yajuu on it. After the fourth try, I manage to do it and then I start rolling him down the hallway, past Hidden Evil and past Blackheart who are looking at me curiously.*

Time for an Extreme Makeover....hehehe....

*wheel's him out of the wing and then into the plastic surgeon's office, the person whom owe's me a favor of tremendous proportions.*

Surgeon: What do you want me to do with him?

Me: I want you to make a woman out of him!

Surgeon: Do you know how many adjustments that is going to be needed?

Me: OF COURSE! That's why I brought him to you...

Kawaii Shuichi
11-08-2004, 11:59 PM
*happens to be walking by when seeing and hearing this i fall over LMAO!!*

MajinYajuu
11-09-2004, 12:31 AM
*starts to come to, laying naked on a table in a surgery*

WTF!!!!!!!!!!! Let me out of here

*starts to fight & strugle & breaks free. After breaking free, runs like a mad man to get away*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-09-2004, 12:35 AM
*Sees Yajuu running towards the door so I let out a loud whistle. Just as he was about to open the door to get out, a massive orderly steps in, pushing the doors open and smashing Yajuu in the face.*

Orderly: Someone call?

Me: Thanks Tiny. You got him. *watching as Yajuu starts walking funny.*

*Tiny then escorts Yajuu back over to the table and then straps him in while the Anesthesiologist starts with administering a cocktail, just special for the patient.*

MajinYajuu
11-09-2004, 01:03 AM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

Sei Akujin
11-09-2004, 04:09 AM
(Dark removes hospital clothing and is naked. Jumps in front of Hiryuu........and grins.............and slaps ass..........)

NAH NAH.............can't catch me.............(Disappears......and reappears............and disappears...........and reappears.........)

Hiryuu Megami23
11-09-2004, 05:31 AM
*Readies another one of my specialty darts and waits for the reappearance.*

So, you've decided to try to help Yajuu huh?

Face me like a man!

Sei Akujin
11-09-2004, 06:42 AM
(Yells to Yajuu while invisible)Run Yajuu run.....................you can do it Yajuu.............I might be a woman whe I get out of this..............just go..........

(reappears behind Hiryuu.......)

You look nice back here...........(stares at her then puts hands over her eyes)

MajinYajuu
11-09-2004, 07:55 AM
*manages to break the shackels once again & makes a break for it.*

Tiny: Where do you think your.....*thud*

Me: hey these darts do work. *turns to HE* You ready to make a break for it!?!

*Slaps Hiryuu on the backside & runs lke crazy. Grabs 2 sets of scrubs as HE & I exit the room*

Mac
11-09-2004, 09:03 AM
*happens to be walking past with crutches. Yajuu and HE run out of a room, virtually naked, trying to pull scrubs onto themselves. Yajuu reaches out and grabs a crutch in the event of needing to defend himself* Hey! what the!!? *falls to the floor. Hiryuu runs out the room, tripping over me*

MajinYajuu
11-09-2004, 09:21 AM
Sorry about that dude, I'll owe ya one.

*rounds a corner,trailing HE slightly*

Maybe next time toots

Hiryuu Megami23
11-09-2004, 04:28 PM
*Trips over Mac accidentally sticking him with one of the demerol filled needles.*

Sorry abou.... *notices he's in a state of happiness and nearly passing out* Damn them....

*I get up and then help Mac to his feet, calling over to Tiny to get this guy into a bed so he can sleep it off.*

*I then go over to the nurses station in the Plastic Surgery wing and find that they, for some unknown reason, have a tranquelizer gun in a case that is marked, FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY!*

Well...this is an emergency... *I smash the glass in with my fist and then watch as the glass shatters and the door falls down.* They really should put a handle on things like these...

*After shaking the pain out of my hand, I then grab the gun and the six darts that were measured with some kind of anesthetic. I then load in the first dart and then proceed to check the halls once again for Yajuu and his new cohort Hidden Evil.*

Sei Akujin
11-10-2004, 03:02 AM
Death is coming for us! :swe2: We need to get out of this hospital!(Runs through some doubledoors)

Soi Fon
11-10-2004, 03:26 AM
*Jumps in front of them*

HA! I can get you out of here!

Soi Fon
11-10-2004, 03:26 AM
*Jumps in front of them*

HA! I can get you out of here!

MajinYajuu
11-10-2004, 04:53 AM
look out!!!

*HE slides & I jump ove the now duckinf Aoi*

Sorry but we can't be caught

MajinYajuu
11-10-2004, 05:37 AM
*After a few turns & bursting through several doors. HE & I arrive at a set of double doors*

Ok bud this is where I leave you. Through those doors you will find your fredom. I have to go back, I have a score to settle.

Sei Akujin
11-10-2004, 06:51 AM
*runs outside naked, woman blush as I run by*

:bl: Oh yeaahhhhh!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-10-2004, 05:14 PM
*Walking through the halls and back into Yajuu's Memorial Wing, I find that there stood a woman at the front door, blocking the passage. It sounded like she was telling them that she could get the pair out of the trouble that they were in, but alas, they seemed to have not believed her.*

*That was when I saw Yajuu turning around and staring me in the eye. He had finally put on some clothes, but I doubted that they'd stay on for long. For a surgery such as the one I want him to undertake would require that he not have them on.*

So...we meet again...

*looking around for some other weapons as the showdown begins.*

MajinYajuu
11-11-2004, 04:59 AM
(I think to myself: She took the bait, that hologram Machine was woth every cent)

*I sneek up behind Hiryuu & grab her so that her arms are locked in by her sides*

So how do you want to do this???

*Hiryuu puts up a struggle trying to break free*

OK then if you stiil want to bee like that

*I give Hiryuu a kiss on the cheek & run like mad to find some sort of weapon to defend my intrests with*

Mac
11-11-2004, 08:19 AM
*has woken up and is walking around, looking for that missing crutch. As I turn a corner, Yajuu runs head first into me*

Whaaa argh!!!

*He bowls me down and keeps running, taking hold of my remaining crutch*

Hey!!! Oh come on man! First one, now both?!

MajinYajuu
11-11-2004, 11:43 AM
Sorry again bud, around the corner there is a wheel chair though

*keeps running*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-11-2004, 10:10 PM
*wipes cheek clean and then looks around the wing. I then see if there is anything else aside from my new found tranquelizer gun. That was when I spot Mac once again...crutchless and leaning against the wall trying to hobble to get the nearby wheel-chair.*

You know, There's a motorized thingy over there if you wanna chase over Yajuu for what he's done to you? *Points over towards the row of powerchairs against the other wall of the hallway.*

*I then walk over to one of them and then take a look at it's motor. Since it was very underpowered and Yajuu was on the run, bound to be looking for a weapon, I figure that it's going to take awhile and start tinkering with the motor and the power source on the powerchair.*

~two hours later~

There, I think I finally got it!

*Vigorously rubbing both hands together and flashing a maliciously devious smile, I then turn on the powerchair and listen to it power up. I then take a seat in it and then use the controls...Practically flying towards the other end of the hallway in a matter of seconds.*

This is completely better than I expected!

*I then start making my way through the halls of the hospital, searching for my prey...yes, that is what Yajuu had become, something to hunt, to kill, to destroy and annihilate! Getting back to the plastic surgery wing, I then get into the supply closet and start taking all of the utensils out of their packages. That was also when I saw the crude surgical saw (not the power one, the manual) and then tested its sharpness.*

Oh yes, this is going to be the best hunt ever!

*taking all of the scalpels and other sharp tools in the supply closet. After having all of the tools that I need, I get out of the supply closet and then start my search for Yajuu once again, still using the suped-up powerchair*

MajinYajuu
11-11-2004, 10:45 PM
*after about 2 hours of searching for weapons & building some sort of fortification I hear what sounds like a V8 engine*

What in gods name is that???

*Just as I utter those words, Hiryuu rounds the corner in her suped -up powerchair. I fire off a test dhot from my makesshift bow & arrows which I have made from scalpels & anyother sharp instrument I could find. It hits it's mark, the sprinkler alarm button*

So here we are again. You want me come & get me.

*I notch another arrow & wait for her to move*

Sei Akujin
11-12-2004, 03:37 AM
(Busts in the hospital dressed as the SWAT team with 100 SWAT members following behind him armed with grenade launcher)

OKAY MEN................search the place!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-12-2004, 06:38 AM
*Comes to a screeching halt once the sprinklers were set off, and then stare down the hall at Yajuu*

You know, this is SUPPOSED to be a place to recuperate and/or have operations done to improve on health. And now...You've made it into a battle zone...

*sneers in his direction and then hears the sound of many footsteps heading in our direction. I turn to look and just as they were rounding the corner, I see Hidden Evil holding onto a grenade launcher and he's pointing at me as a bunch of heavily armed men follow him.*

HOLY SH...

*Powering up the suped-up powerchair, I then start barreling down the hall towards Yajuu at speeds in excess of 70 MPH. When I see the first hallway on my left, I make the sharp turn and wave to Yajuu in the process.*

I ain't stickin' around for that lunatic to kill me! Have fun dealing with him on your own! *I yell back as I make my getaway.*

MajinYajuu
11-12-2004, 06:43 AM
*I watch as Hidden Evil rounds the corner followed by a SWAT team*

Hey bud, looks like you have scared that big chicken away....

Sei Akujin
11-12-2004, 07:22 AM
Hey guys that's a wrep..........these are not real SWAT team guys............real guns though..........

MajinYajuu
11-12-2004, 07:42 AM
*comes out from behind baracade & slaps Hidden Evil on the back*

They ain't propper SWAT, hehehe, well they did the job alright.

*Proceds to get geared up with SWAT gear, Flack Jacket, MP9, Berretta & ammo.*

I had better take that C4 detecter with me as well

Mac
11-12-2004, 10:21 AM
*I found my way to a room full of surgical equipment. As I peer round, Hiryuu screeches past in some sort of suped-up powerchair. I stop looking at the equipment and stare as she flies past*

What the.....

*I look down the corridor, as she stops round a blind corner*

..... I think Superman just met his match....

*I quietly hop round to the corner, and look at her. She is sharpening a saw. I hear something, and turn to see a dozen or so SWAT men walking slowly down the corridor. I jump round the corner, knocking Hiryuu out the powerchair*

I'm outta here! I'm not sticking around with this!

*I hit the gas and burn it, leaving Hiryuu wondering what on Earth is going on to her life.*

MajinYajuu
11-12-2004, 12:08 PM
*watches with much ammusment as Hiryuu gets knocked out of the powerchair*

Oh yeah, like shooting fish in a barrel. I gotta buy that guy a beer after all this.

*tells the rest of the squad to keep their distance, moves in a little closer & flashes a cheeky grin*

I know how resourseful you can be, so I won't come to close. So how do you think your gunna get out of this one.

Hiryuu Megami23
11-12-2004, 04:45 PM
*After muttering a few obscenities that children should not here because of the recent powerchair theft, I stare Yajuu down to assess the situation at hand. I see that he's wearing a Flack-jacket, and that he is heavily armed with useless weapons inside a hospital. However, I also noticed that he lacked in covering a few choice spots on his body that could be of a vary potential threat to him.*

You think I'm going to run from you now? *I say as a maliciously gleeful smile crosses my lips.*

*That was when I remembered about the accupuncture needles that I had also taken out of the supply closet earlier. If I can only hit a few pressure points on his body, I would be set! However, his demeanor tells me that it's not going to be that easy since he now has body guards.*

*Taking out a few scalpels and positioning them in my hands to use as Anki, I then start to charge down the hallway after him, with a look of determination on my face. He opens fire on me, however, I dodge the bullet's, two missing my head by a few centimeters, as I continue to barrel down the hallway.*

*Jumping into the air and throwing my makeshift anki at Yajuu, I see that three of them hit their marks. Two of them hit his upper thighs, one in each leg, and the third anki went right through the hand that was holding the gun, so that he couldn't use it any more.*

*Flying high over him, however, I then quickly pull out the box of acupuncture needles and then start whipping them at all of the pressure points of Yajuu's back up men. The points that would render them unconscious without killing them. As I then make a landing on the floor, I see that all of his fake SWAT men fall, almost toppeling over each other in the process, like a stack of dominoes.*

How am I going to get out of this one you ask? How are YOU going to get out of this one is what you should be asking yourself!

*I then charge Yajuu and feint a kick to his head which he goes to dodge. Though, he didn't see the last accupuncture needle that I had in my left hand, aiming straight for his neck.*

MajinYajuu
11-13-2004, 12:29 AM
Me & my big %$@*^! mouth...

*as if by luck mor than anything, I loose balance as I dodge the the feint & fall narrowly avoiding the last of Hiryuu's needles.Rolling away I reach down & unholster my glock*

You forget that I have had weapons training & as such I can shoot with both hands....

*I take aim with my off hand & cire off a shot, which grazes past Hiryuu's arm*

Look's like the back-up is on the way now, they heard the gunfire & will be here in about 30 seconds

*the sounds of footfalls echo out through the place*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-13-2004, 02:18 AM
*Feels the sting of a bullet graze and then shrugs as I stand up from after the fall.*

You know, just because you've had special weapons training doesn't mean anything special...Just means you know how to shoot and blow sh*t up.

*Takes more scalpels from the pockets of my scrubs and then looks for an opening. However, because of the raging footsteps I hear coming from behind, I decide that it's better to retreat for now.*

*I then hear the motor from that suped-up powerchair that Mac had stolen from me. It's heading back this way, however, I will have to be quick if I am going to get it back and get out of here before the GOON Squad comes to get me.*

*Seeing Mac barreling down the hall straight towards me, I turn to face him. Just as he was coming to a screeching halt before hitting me, I leap into the air and land a spinning roundhouse kick on his right cheek, flinging him from the powerchair and onto the floor.*

That's for stealing from me! You had your pick from where I got this one, go back and get one of your own!

*I then climb into the powerchair and scream out of there just as the first of the GOON Squad was opening fire on me.*

HAHAHA! See ya later suckers! I won't give up this easily, Yajuu! You will have that opperation!

*Slides the powerchair around the corner and then heads off to unknown area...*

Sei Akujin
11-13-2004, 05:01 AM
OK MEN SEARCH THE BUILDING! I AM CALLING FOR BACKUP!

(Calls on walkie talkie. 200 men rush into the building and are standing at his attention.)

Ok..............here is the plan.........we will be using therma goggles...........a deisel engine on that machine she is driving has such a high temperature.............that it appears brown through the goggles. When you see it, blow it to pieces with the Stingray missle launcher.

NOW GO!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-13-2004, 05:16 AM
*Finally making my way throughout the hospital just to map out the places that I haven't been yet, I then come upon RADIOLOGY. As I look at the sign, I think to myself about all of the damage that I could possibly do if I just tinkered with a few things in there.*

Oh...this is wonderful! *Maliciously gleeful smile crosses my lips as I then wheel myself into the Radiology Lab and then shut off the motor.*

*I start to look around at all of the gadgets as well as machinery in the Radiology Lab and start to formulate a list.*

Magnetic Resonance Imaging? CHECK! Though, this isn't going to be of use since it's magnetic...

CT Scanner? CHECK! Though, I hope no one is allergic to iodine...hrmm....*get's idea's*

X-ray Machine? CHECK! Best be careful with this one...I wouldn't want to be in here when it starts leaking....

Ultrasound Machine? CHECK! And yet, another useless piece of machinery with the exception of trying to look through walls...hrmm....

X-ray Film Processor? CHECK! Oh...the lovely chemicals...the chemicals! hahaha...

*Continuing to go through my checklist I can hear the feint sounds of footsteps heading my way. So, I find a quick place to hide for a bit until they pass. When no one checks the room out, I then start going to work on tinkering with a few of the machines.*

Oh dear Yajuu...how sweet your death will be...

*starts humming the tune to Fear by Disturbed with another malicious smile as I continue to tinker with the machines and gather more supplies that could be of very good use to me.*

Sei Akujin
11-13-2004, 05:21 AM
(A man runs up to him.)

Sir, we brought it in.............the Big Daddy..........

(I look at him..........)

Good...........we will be victorious today!

MajinYajuu
11-13-2004, 06:43 AM
*using the thermal goggles I follow her heat sorce up to the radiology section where I radio in*

Ok boys I think I have found her, but with what she has to play with here, I think it is best we make a tactical retreat & formulate aplane of action on how to best get her without getting exposed to any radioactive substances.

*I take one last look around & start to head back to the main entrance of the hospital, when I hear maniacle laughter erupt frome within the radiology lab. So I Run back to give everyone a sitrep*

(location: ready room)
Ok boys, here is what we are facing. *points to a picture of Hiryuu* This here is our prey, she can be a very cunning & vicious one, so be on guard.
At the momment we know she is in the Radiology ward where I am sure she will be making crude weapons from what ever she can find there.
If we look at the map here, we can see only one way in or out of the area, we have blocked off all ducts & we are keeping a watch on the entrence. You each have your orders in front of you so go get to it men.

Sei Akujin
11-13-2004, 06:47 AM
That is why we have the Big Daddy...............a nuke............

MajinYajuu
11-13-2004, 06:51 AM
Well I would like to keep nuclear warfare out of this battle, we shall keep that for a last resort. I have called in my power armour, this stuff is impenatratable, it makes me faster, stronger & even has a link between the scope on the gun & the HUD in my helmet

Sei Akujin
11-13-2004, 06:53 AM
Sweet............I have a secret weapon within my boot.........An electromagnetic pulse bomb..............puts all electronic equipment out of commision............

Hiryuu Megami23
11-13-2004, 04:43 PM
*Considering all of the gadgetry that the enemy has, I start thinking of ways to use the radioactive material without having to use an electronic power source. *

Damn, if only I hadn't blown up that power adapter in Electronics class....

*I then see a lead box (why it's there, even I don't have a clue) and I then go into get some protective shielding for myself in case there is something already inside the box when I open it. After putting on lead lined shield, led lined pants, and led lined gloves, I'm ready to go.*

*Slowly and carefully I open the box and find nothing inside, which is good. I then start going over to the X-Ray Machine and start tearing it appart until I come to the core where there are bright flashy signs that say: CAUTION, RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS. DO NOT TAMPER WITH! all across the casing.*

*Looking at the casing I find that it is very easy to pop open. Once opened, I see that the Radioactive materials is in liquid form, and not the form of a brick like I had previous thought.*

Oooh...This is way too easy!

*I put the radioactive material in the lead lined box until I am able to transfer it into something else. I then go back to where I got my protective gear and see that there are a bunch of other things that I can use.*

~30 minutes later~

*After have being able to make a lot of little lead cubes about 1 square ince in size, I then start filling them with the radioactive material inside the lead box and then seal them off. They only need to burst open when I throw them at the enemy.*

*After filling all the cubes up, I find that I still have some left over, enough to make a big radioactive bomb. So, I start to pull apart the other machines, leaving the MRI scanner alone for the time being.*

Don't worry Mr. MRI...I have other plans for you!

*Starts building a makeshift bomb from all of the parts from the X-Ray Machine, the Ultrasound, and the CT scanner.*

~30 more minutes later~

hehehehe....I'm having such good fun! *Laughs maniacally and then places the rest of the radioactive materials into the makeshift bomb.*

*That was when I moved on to tinkering with the MRI machine. I pull open the casing and then I pull open the settings case and manually override it. After that, I move into the imaging center where I set the computers on a timer so that the new and improved MRI will turn on just when I want it to (which is roughly in one more hour). I then delete all of my keystrokes and encrypt the timer so well that God Himself wouldn't be able to get in it.*

*I then move towards the door and then notice that there are armed guards at every exit point.*

He's not making this easy on me is he? *I say to myself as I then take two of my newly formed radioactive "Water Balloons" and then start throwing them at the guards to make my escape. Once they hi-tailed it out of there I start roaming the halls once again, this time leaving my powerchair behind (though, deactivated so no one can steal it from me again).*

Sei Akujin
11-14-2004, 02:22 AM
We also brought him in.........the master of stealth............Solid Snake..........Hiryuu knows nothing of him...........except his name.............

MajinYajuu
11-14-2004, 10:07 AM
Ah good, we'll send hin in on a recon mission to see exactly what little missy is up to in there.

Sei Akujin
11-15-2004, 01:18 AM
No.........not yet........she has been listening in on us......

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 03:20 AM
Oh it won't matter I have a super top sectret plan waiting to be unleashed....mwuhahahaha

Hiryuu Megami23
11-15-2004, 05:08 AM
*Walks around and then sees a heavily guarded room and get's curious. I hear voices coming from it, however, I do not wish to intrude at this time. I recall hearing things about them having a super secret spy, and a back up super weapon, but I didn't hear much more than that.*

Hmm...Seem's that I'm going to have to be a bit more careful now... *Whispers to myself as I then walk back the way I came and then go inside a supply closet.*

*Looking around the closet, I first see a giant duffle bag. Thinking to myself how much use that would be, I then start to fill it up with doctors tools that could be used as weapons. I then look around again and notice that there are some extra nurses outfits.*

Leave it to Yajuu to have the skankiest looking nurses uniforms there are...and pink to boot! *I say to myself as I then decide that I'd put one on to see how it looked.*

*Though, just as I was about to take off the dress and then put on a fresh pair of scrubs, I hear footsteps outside the closet. So, I just quickly pin my hair into a French Twist, put a bit of make-up on, put on my thin-rim glasses and then I put on the nurses cap and walk outside.*

*Bumping into one of the SWAT officers, he steps back a moment and then looks at me and then to a picture.*

SWAT Guy: Miss you shouldn't be here. There's a lunatic on the loose and she may kill you.

Me: Oh, I'm not worried about it. I'm heading back up to my post in the Trauma Center.

SWAT Guy: Well, if you see this woman...*shows me a picture of myself with hair down and wild looking, no glasses, no make-up and pretty much looking like an animal*...Don't confront her. She's armed, speedy and dangerous.

Me: Well, If I see her, I'll scream bloody murder...She looks like she's psycho *in the back of my mind I'm giggling like crazy because this guy is a total moron.*

SWAT Guy: You have a nice day then...

Me: Sure will. You catch that loon and I'll be most appreciative *Said in a very flirtatious and seductive manner that he couldn't help but blush.*

*After the SWAT Guy leaves and turns the hall, I make my way towards the nearest stair case and then think about heaving my guts out. After I get over that reaction, I then proceed to the second floor and then go into the Psychiatric center only to find that all the employee's are gone and all that is left is the patients, banging at the doors to be let out.*

*With a malicious smirk on my lips and a glance to the side, I then open the main gate and start releasing the patients one by one. Reminding them that it would be better if they went downstairs and played with the men in the pretty black vests...for those were the ones who locked them up.*

*After leaving the Psyciatric Ward, I head over to the heart center and then start going through all of the supplies there. I see that there are Holt Monitors and I start to get more ideas on how to convert those to stun weapons. Since all ten of the monitors had enough of a charge to them to really stun the heck out of a guy once, I play around with them to see what else they're capable of. Combining all ten together, I find that after I've reversed their polarity and used the hospitals back-up generator, this newest weapon will give me the ability to stun about 30 men in one single use.*

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...Every-where you go.....*I start singing to myself after finishing the remote control for my new toy as I move it to a different part of the hospital and set it up.*

I'm so happy that my mom got me that Mouse Trap game for my birthday when I was 8 and Opperation when I was 10. So many useful things...

*Still on the second floor of the hospital, I decide that it is time that I find a hiding place and await the mice to fall into my trap.*

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 06:06 AM
(Location: control room)
*Solid Sake, SE & I watch as Hiryuu lets all the nutters out of their cells & moves on to make her super stunner*

Looks like it is time to start operation psycho. SE you stay here & co-ordinate our SWAT boys, Snake, it is up to you to sneak in & cause a disraction at the right time, this will be made easy as now we know exactly where she is hiding thanks to my hidden mini cams & me, I'll be the one to do the deed.

*We all make our last arrangement & head off. I stay in the contropl room to monitor Hiryuu & to make sure she dosen't move untill the time is right*

Me: Ok Snake, just as we talked about earlier.

Snake: Yeah, no need to tell me kid, I'm a professional.

Me: I know, but she is a whily one. So be on your guard. I'm about to move into position, let me know when your ready to go.

*I get ready, gun in hand, waiting for the signal. I feel a tenceness that can only mean trouble, but I shrug it off knowing that I have a job to do.*

Snake: GO, GO, GO.

*I hit a button on my power armor & instantly I'm teleported to behind Hiryuu. I raise my gun & pull the trigger, hitting my mark. She falls to the floor unconcious*

Me: Good job Snake, she will be like that for at least 8 hours.

Snake: Yeah well like I said I'm a pro.

*later that day SE & I get together to figure out what we can do with Hiryuu*

Ok bud any ideas??

Sei Akujin
11-15-2004, 07:17 AM
(Looks around and falls over after capturing the bodacious Hiryuu)

".................."

Mac
11-15-2004, 08:06 AM
Maybe you guys should do what she planned to do to Yajuu?

*Yajuu and SE overheard me from the corner of the room they were in. They turned round to see me leaning against the far wall*

I think it's the least you can do for mer.... *laughs in a strangely maniacal way, considering my age*

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 08:09 AM
Idea noted.Well for starters we had better make sure she has no other make-shift weapons left in her possesion.

*frisks Hiryuu :bl: , finding all manner of things, some of which can't be mentioned here*

Ok, now that we have that done time to restrain her

*gets handcuffs & zipties & binds her hands & feet*

Now, what to do with you???

Mac
11-15-2004, 08:36 AM
*I stare at the surprising amount of equipment Yajuu has just pulled from the pockets (and other areas) of Hiryuu's clothing. Using a crutch I had recovered I went over to her and stared down at her*

what to do indeed . . .

*picks up a nasty-looking sharp object and turns it in his hands thoughtfully*

Plastic surgery sounds good .... or even better, non-plastic surgery .... heh heh ...

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 08:59 AM
*speaking absent mindedly*
How is it possible to fit so much equipment into such a short & slim fitting uniform....one solution, nurses now get a bikini uniform......Oh was I rambling again.

Well lets do this as a start.

*goes into my bag of tricks* & pulls out a set of electric clippers & a cut throat razor*.

Time for a new look love, bald. I hope it suits you, hehehe.

Mac
11-15-2004, 09:06 AM
*I lean over Hiryuu as Yajuu switches the hair clippers on. I grin at her*

sorry love, but this is what happens when a 'nurse' tries messing up her patients!

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 09:15 AM
hey Mac, um, she wasn't a nurse....although there was this sponge bath incident :bl:

Mac
11-15-2004, 09:19 AM
:bl:

well... at any rate .... she tried to kill you ... and women do not do that sh*t to men!

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 09:26 AM
Hey but it has been fun, I have to admit. No one could ever deliver the beatings this one has...

*starts to get a far away look...shakes head*

Lets do he eyebrows as well

Mac
11-15-2004, 09:31 AM
Yeah, let's make her look like a monk!

*looks down a bit, then gets a nosebleed :bl:*

And why don't we ..... shave her???

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 09:44 AM
Thought about that, but unike her I do have my morals.........ah who am I kidding, but we will save that for if & when we run out of other stuff to do.

*I pick Hiryuu up & carry her off to a heavily secured room*

But until tomorrow this is all we will do to her, I'm gunna sit guard duty for a bit & then I'll lock this place.

Mac
11-15-2004, 12:24 PM
*I sigh, knowing what Yajuu will do*

I've been anaethetised and kicked in the face and stuff, and I want some sort of revenge!!! How long do you plan on locking her in there?

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 12:34 PM
Oh until I have had my fun.

I you think you have been beat up by her you ain't seen nothin', back before the big purge, when we lost alot of posts, I was, at one stage, her punching bag of sorts.

So until I get my fill, you can have this.

*throws him a stress ball*

Have fun

Mac
11-15-2004, 12:36 PM
*I stare at the stress ball*

A stress ball?!

*I pull a sulky-type face and squeeze it, imagining it to be a gun aimed up her <oops, better not say where it's aimed!>*

MajinYajuu
11-15-2004, 12:40 PM
I don't even want to know where your thoughts were going.

*goes into the room & dumps Hiryuu on the bed in the far corner*

Well until then

*Closes the door with as devilish grin crosses my maw*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-15-2004, 05:29 PM
*Waking up in a strange room, I try to remember what had happened to me.*

Let's see...*I whisper to myself*...I created that one thing out of holt monitors, before that, I created a special radioactive bomb, I was hiding and then... *That's when I remember that I was shot in the back by Yajuu's secret weapon guy. I make a sour face and then sigh*...Well, it seems that he is more resourcefull than I first thought!

*After whispering a few obscenities to myself to keep quiet, I then notice that my hands are zip-tied behind my back. So, I do what any person in my position would do and work my arms under my butt and then draw my legs through my arms to get my arms in front of me. I quickly go over to the mirror to check to see if I'm missing anything, and notice that no even a single hair on my head is missing. However, my eyebrows now have a new look to them, not gone, but almost like someone was trying to give me some kind of a hackjob eyebrow reduction.*

Oh, you'll pay for that one...*I whisper as I then try to check myself for a useable weapon. However, I find nothing.* Weapons as well?! Oh man! Come on!! *I practically shout with a shake of my head.*

Well, if I know Yajuu I know for a fact that he probably neglected to search ONE area of my body as an oversight. *However, when I search, I find nothing, meaning that he didn't overlook a single detail.*

*I notice that there is a wardrobe closet in the room that I'm in so I go over to it and open it up. I see an emesis basin (puke bucket for those who don't know what that is), a flack jacket, a pair of pants, a belt with buckle, a pair of combat boots, an extra large winter coat (Down feathers of course!), a necklace, about 8 yards of rope (why it was in there, I have no clue), a canteen, another duffle bag (empty), a transistor radio, a few small button like items that look like small camera's, three blankets, a sling-shot, Aquavelva and a small personal grooming mirror that men use to shave with. I don't see any kind of razor or shaving cream, however, with the supplies here, I can manage to whip something up.*

Well, it looks like I'm not as unarmed as I had previously thought! *I say to my delight as I then pull the small mirror, the Aquavelva, one combat boot, the emesis basin and one of the blankets out of the closet.*

*Walking over to the bed, I rip off the corner of the blanket so it is just big enough to wrap around the mirror three times. I then use the combat boot and placing the wrapped mirror on the bed, I wack at it three or four times, hearing the minor audible cracks that it would make when it was broken.*

One more time for good measure...*Whack the covered mirror once again and then placing the boot next to my right leg.*

*I unwrap the now broken mirror and then use the biggest shard to cut away at my restraints. It took about five minutes of work, however, I was able to finally cut the zip-tie free from my wrists. Now having both of my hands free I take the rest of the blanket and then lodge it under the door and then go to crack one of the windows.*

*After doing all of that, I then sit on the bed (indian style) and then take the emesis basin and fill it up with the Aquavelva. I then place the rest of the shards from the broken mirror into the solution, letting the liquid coat them thoroughly and then place that on the nightstand. I then go into the drawer of the nightstand and find a few baby screwdrivers (the kind that you use for the smalles of screws) and a bible...What can she possibly do with a bible?, she thought of Yajuu asking himself as she pulled it out of the drawer and then quietly ripping the pages out of it.*

Forgive me lord, I may be sinning, however, this is a life or death/public humiliation thing that I'm saving myself from...*I say to myself as I then cound out how many pages I need for the number of shards in the basin.*

*taking out shards one by one, I wrap the biblical pages around them, only leaving a pointed end out of the paper. I then dunk the paper into the Aquavelva and then place each ball on the nightstand to dry up a bit.*

~3 hours later~

And they thought that I'd sleep forever on that stuff...puh-lease! *I whisper to myself as I finish up the last ball.*

*going back into the closet, I bring out the winter coat and the slingshot. Putting the coat on, I then place the slingshot into my inner pocket, and with the outter pockets, I fill those up with the hundred or so balls that I created from the mirror and the bible. I then take the coat off and hold it as I look towards the windows for a way out. Since they were only big enough for me to just barely squeeze through, I figure that would be the perfect out. I open up the window wider and see that there are steel bars to prevent escape or burglary of the hospital, however, I also notice that they have locks on them, so that they can be opened when necessary.*

Uh huh...I see why he chose this room now...*I say as I then walk over to the bed and open up the nightstand. Taking out the screw drivers, I then start going to work picking the locks on either side of the steel bars. Once opened, I then push the bars up and then find that there is a latch that holds it open.*

*Quietly tossing the coat out the window first, I then follow suit and slip out of it myself. Once my feet are on the ground, I then close the steel bars, hearing them lock into place and then reach my hand in to close the window...but not without my final taunt before I disappear.*

YAJUU YOU SON OF A B****! *I start screaming as loud as I can into the room.* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR DOING THIS TO ME! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS! *I continue shouting. Once I'm done and hear feet scrambling from inside the other room on the other side of the door, I close the window, pick up my coat putting it on, I then make a break for it across the small square and into another part of the hospital.*

*I then go down the flight of stairs and into the cafeteria, where I find that there are other people there, enjoying lunch and also finding other weapons that I can potentially use inside the kitchen. Loading up with quite a few knives and hiding them everywhere on my person and in the coat, I then start out on my new hunting mission.*

This is only the beginning dear Yajuu...This is only the beginning! *A maniacle laugh escapes my lips and a malicious smile crosses them afterward.*

Sei Akujin
11-16-2004, 02:00 AM
O_O Oh man this will never end.............

Hiryuu Megami23
11-16-2004, 02:26 AM
OOC: So long as he keeps leaving me openings to use my resourcefully creative mind, it probably won't end until he's dead....

MajinYajuu
11-16-2004, 03:59 AM
Ok then if this is how it has to be.....Lets use BIG DADDY!!!!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-16-2004, 04:12 AM
*was listening in over the transistor radio and hears the word's BIG DADDY come out of his mouth.*

Well, I know he ain't talkin' 'bout no Adam Sandler movie, so this could either be a very large weapon, or it's some sort of porn code that I don't want to know anything about...*I say to myself as the curiosity starts to take over.*

*So, sneaking my way back to the Ready Room, I go and have a peek, seeing Yajuu holding a large remote control in hand and laughing.*

Mac
11-16-2004, 08:06 AM
*I'm staring at the remote Yajuu has, curious*

Are you sure that'll do the job, Yajuu??

MajinYajuu
11-16-2004, 10:07 AM
Only one way to find out

*push the button & nothing happens*

WTF, where's the kaboom, there's suposed to be an earth shattering kaboom

Hiryuu Megami23
11-16-2004, 02:33 PM
*Little did Yajuu know at the time that I had found the bomb before he got me and deactivated the remote detination (sp) device as well as disassembled it while I was in Radiology.*

So that's what that thing was...And all this time I just thought it was the Ultrasound Machine...I knew those components looked funny... *I say to myself.* Well, since he doesn't have that ace...

*I pop out from behind the wall that was concealing me and then pull out the sling shot. I then put those special little balls I made in the sling and start firing at both Yajuu and Mac with incredible speed and accuracy. I watch as they pull them out of their hands and necks and complaining because they burn so badly.*

hahahaha....You won't get me that easily Yajuu! *I then pull out one of the big butcher knives and whip it at Mac's groin, just narrowly missing him, but ripping a part of his pants.*

Mac
11-16-2004, 03:11 PM
whaa!!!!

*I go to jump out the way, and fall on the floor*

Psycho woman!!! psycho woman!!!!

*I then proceed in rolling around screaming as what she had fired at me begins burning intensely*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-16-2004, 04:05 PM
Aquavelva soaked mirror filled balls for a sling shot! That oughta teach ya to aid Yajuu in any of his plans against me...(Though, he would basically use all the help he can get)...and to steal from me!

*I look between both guys and glare at them equally.*

So, who's bright idea was it to do this hackjob on my eyebrows? *points to eyebrows which were missing a few hairs.*

MajinYajuu
11-16-2004, 11:29 PM
It was him, honest...

*I start to look around for a weapon, only feeling slightly iritated by what Hiryuu had just shot us with*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-16-2004, 11:43 PM
*Aiming straight at Yajuu's legs, I then throw one of the knives and watch it stick him just above the knee.*

He who speaks first is usually the culprit... *I tell him as I see him going for the gun on the table. I knew then that I couldn't get to it fast enough, however, I knew that I could run away faster than he could unlock the safety and shoot.* Oh sh*t! I'm outta here!

*With lightning speed I then run off.*

MajinYajuu
11-16-2004, 11:57 PM
*I start to mutter under my breath*

I'll get you, be sure of that woman!!!!!!!

*I get up & hoble to the desk where I sit down & start to patch myself up*

Ok Mac, it's no holds bars this time, we have to take her down & take her hard

Hiryuu Megami23
11-17-2004, 12:57 AM
*Hearing that last comment before I was out of hearing range, I almost trip over a stair.*

Damn...something about that last comment he made just doesn't sound right...*shakes head clean of all perverse thoughts and continues to run up the stairs to the Cardiac Care Center (aka, the Heart Center).*

*Once there, I then turn on my supercharged stun machine. Just as it is charging up to maximum, the power in the hospital goes out. I wait until the backup generator turns on, though, it won't kick in. So, I turn off my machine and then disassemble it.*

I should have figured that into the schematics...

*I then go back to the room that I remember being in before Yajuu caught me. I grab the duffle bag that I had placed under a bed and then start heading back downstairs.*

*That's when I see that there is a guard snoozing by one of the staircases and I sneak over and take his weapons and radio from him. Just as he was about to wake up, I split and then head downstairs...*

*turning on the radio* Okay Yajuu, we can play this one of two ways...we can continue on until you're dead, or, you can call a truce...

MajinYajuu
11-17-2004, 01:12 AM
WHAT!!! ME CALL A TRUCE, NEVER!!!!

*I slam my hand on a table in frustration*

You think I'll give up that easy, what's it worth to me to call a truce anyway. You tryed to remove my manhood remember?

Hiryuu Megami23
11-17-2004, 01:25 AM
Well, you did, AT ONE TIME, tell me that you wanted to know what it was like to be a woman...So, I figured that I would make sure you had a personal introduction into it...

*Though a total lie, I made it convincing enough so that anyone who overheard me would believe it...regardless of what he did to disclaim it.*

Besides...Yajuu...dear, it's not like I had the knife in hand to actually remove your manhood. If I did it, it would be some sort of Lorreana Bobbit rip off, only a bit more messy. And I'm not one to copy the actions of others.

*I snicker a bit as I then go towards the Labor and Delivery Department of the hospital.*

However, if you REALLY want to continue this charade, that can be SO easily arranged.

MajinYajuu
11-17-2004, 01:37 AM
Listen here toots, I never said anything about wanting to be a woman & you damn well know it!

*I throw a glass agaonst the wall to vent some anger*

When I get my hands on you,I'll.....well it would be no fun if it told you now would it.

Hiryuu Megami23
11-17-2004, 02:47 AM
Oh, please indulge me in a little bit of your meaningless banter. I mean, what else do I have to listen to at the moment except for your hopes and dreams of getting even with me when you know damn well I'm craftier than ever in THIS kind of situation.

*laughs uncontrolably and then sighs.*

Besides, you know that you continue on with this melodrama of trying to get me back because you're totally in love with me. You're covering up your true feelings Yajuu, hun...*rolls eyes*

*When I get to L&D I find that there is a vent that hasn't been covered off or guarded. I then see that there are some anesthetics nearby that I can use and then go ahead and start makings sleepy bombs.*

*Over the radio, I hear a lot of crashing and banging going on on the other end.*

Temper, temper, Yajuu. You know, if you just admitted your feelings, things would go a lot easier for you...*said in a taunting manner that I just couldn't help.*

*Without saying another word, I then get up and then head back down the stairs to get back to the Ready Room. As I pass through the main entrance to Yajuu's Memorial Wing, I see that there is a big truck outside of the hospital.*

Well well...I wonder what he has in there for me to play with? *I say to myself as I head towards the double doors.*

Sei Akujin
11-17-2004, 03:17 AM
(Walks in the room[under someone's control] with Yajuu and points a gun to the back of his head]

"Give me your soul or I will remove it surgically........."

Hiryuu Megami23
11-17-2004, 04:04 AM
*Looks back towards the Ready Room and see's Saint Evil in there holding up Yajuu at gunpoint. I take a closer look and then become enraged.*

BENJI! Damn it! NOT YET! Get out of Saint Evil This INSTANT! *I shout at the ghost inside of SE.*

*Realizing that I have given away my position at the current moment, I toss one of the sleepy bombs that I made into the room and then head down the hallway.*

Sei Akujin
11-17-2004, 04:35 AM
(Pulls the mask over face and jams a scapel into Yajuu drawing out his soul, leaving him standing there wideyed not realizing WTF I just did.)

"......your soul has been removed........all emotions will cease to function and you belong to the darkness forever........."

MajinYajuu
11-17-2004, 10:52 AM
*looks at SE*

It is hard to take what I ain't got there bucko

*shouts out in the rough direction that Hiryuu ran off in*

We've been through this already dear!!!!

Mac
11-17-2004, 06:16 PM
*I run off after Hiryuu as well (even with the potted leg*

Just you wait you *****!!! I'm gonna find that gun SE gave me a few weeks back, then you'll be sorry!!

*yells to Yajuu*

When we're through with this, you owe me two beers!!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-17-2004, 06:28 PM
*Running backwards now, I look at Mac and smile.*

That's only if you can shoot straight! Here, lemme show ya!

*Pulls out semi-automatic pistol and shoots Mac in the shin, watching as he falls down.*

Tell Yajuu that when this is all over, and if he MANAGES to survive, I'll buy him a keg.

*Runs off around the corner, not to be seen for a long time.*

Sei Akujin
11-17-2004, 08:10 PM
What the hell? Where am I? Why am i babbling about souls? Oh well................time to reveal myself..........the great weapons master Saint EVIL!

(pulls out two katanas)

Hiryuu Megami23
11-18-2004, 05:08 AM
*hears the comotion over the radio and curiosity comes over me once again, however, I'm not biting this time. I heard the two swords being drawn out.*

Geez, an army of people for just ONE person? I didn't know that I was this much trouble for him...

*Takes the radiation bomb I made earlier and then set the timer to go off in 30 minutes. I then take it to the courtyard that had aided in my escape earlier and then I book it.*

*Once far enough away from the blast radius, I sit and look at my watch just waiting for the bomb to blow.*

MajinYajuu
11-18-2004, 12:21 PM
Why do people always get involed when it comes to the two of us, for what ever reason??? Granted breaking loose from the operating room that second time could have been a little tricky, but I'm sure I would have done it before the big snip.*shudders*

Ok new game plan, she seems intent on getting back at me, so I'll just wait here for her to come.

*Pulls out a glock & makes sure it is loaded & then straps on a katana*

I'm ready when you are, sweety!!!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-19-2004, 03:09 AM
*Just as the hands on my watch strike the thirty minute mark I had set for the Radiation Bomb in the court yard outside of the Ready Room, I hear a loud Boom noise and then sirens go off.*

Luckily, only Yajuu's peep's were in there and not anyone else. *I say to myself as I then put on some protective gear, like the Hazmat stuff.*

*I then head towards the hospital once again and then enter through the north entrance. Making my way through the smoke filled halls, I go to see what's going on inside the Ready Room.*

MajinYajuu
11-20-2004, 08:34 AM
*Whilst sitting in my own personal quaters located on the other sider of the ready room I hear a loud explosion, so I check the monitors.*

Damn that woman.

*I pick up a PA mic*

Attention troops, I will not ask for you to stay any longer, at the present time many of you will only serve to increase the body count. If you choose to leave nothing will be said.

*with that all the so-called SWAT guys run from the building like little girls*

Where the blazes did Evil find these guys, New Jersey???

*assessing the situation, I find that there are only a handful of possable combatants left in the hospital, Hiryuu, SE, Mac & myself.*

So now I have to ask...whats to come next???

Hiryuu Megami23
11-20-2004, 05:26 PM
*just as I approach the ready room fully decked out in Hazmat gear and some armaments, I stop just short of the room and listen. I then hear something that resembles a herd of women running through a clothing store on Black Friday^ and they're heading for the door. When I look, it's the SWAT team running scared like little girls, none of them being so quiet.*

*After they leave, I then listen in. That's when I hear Yajuu asking the all-to-famous question..."What next?"*

*So I step into the room, **** the semi-automatic in my hand and then fire two rounds. One in his left leg, the other in his right arm.*

You know I find myself wondering when this little tiff between us will end. Though, fun as it is...Remind me to buy you a keg later. ;)

(^OOC: For those who don't know, Black Friday is the day after thanksgiving where all major retailers drop the prices in their stores and multitudes of women or other shoppers head for the stores in droves...Trying to get these huge deals and cramming the stores. Most of these women are highly dangerous.)

Mac
11-20-2004, 07:30 PM
*as Yajuu gets the rounds from Hiryuu's gun, I roll to the side out her way, pulling Yajuu's glock from his grasp. then, back up on one foot (the other having been shot at by her earlier, I let out as loud as I can*

Eat this, you *****!!!

*I start emptying rounds at her. Although the gear she's wearing seems to be taking all the damage. As the round of ammo runs out, I jump at her, hooking both arms around her neck, forcing her backwards, crashing her down onto the floor, and casuing her to lose the gun she had*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-20-2004, 08:23 PM
*Whilst Mac has me pinned to the ground in a fashion, I then reach my elbow back hard and fast, the joint hitting square in the nose, causing him yell out. I then loosen his other arm from around my neck, turn around and then nail him in the gut with a punch.*

Don't underestimate me *I then tell him as I grab his legs and drag him to the room where I was once held captive.*

*Once there, I grab the rope out of the wardrobe closet and then quickly tie up a noose. Dragging Mac back outside of the room and the ready room, to a SPECIAL room that I had set aside, I then attach the noose to his legs and then tie them up in a special knot that only I know how to get out of. As he struggles with me to get free, I punch him in the face and knock him out. I then proceed to frisk him with caution.*

*After removing most of the knives, guns, and other assorted objects he could POSSIBLY use as weapons, I then hog tie his arms and then toss the remaining five or so feet over the rafters above and hoisting Mac into the air. I then tie off the rest of the rope to the door and then close it, leaving Mac hogtied and hanging from the ceiling.*

Now, back to Yajuu.... *I say as I dust my hands off and then pick up a choice of weapons and then head over to the Ready Room once again.*

MajinYajuu
11-20-2004, 11:35 PM
*I watch as Hiryuu drags Mac from the room & then jump back to my feet & give little notice to the graze on my right arm*

Oh man, am I glad for these armored pants. Hehehe, I wonder what she is gunna do to Mac.

*I manage to sneek out behind them, Hiryuu made enough noise that a stampede could run through un-noticed*

With any luck she won't have found a few of my secret holdings located throughout this place. All I have to do is get to them.......

*I run off into the wings once more, but no longer am I just the hunter in this big game, for now I have also become the hunted*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-21-2004, 12:03 AM
*When I get to the ready room, I notice that Yajuu is no longer there.*

Oh for the love of CHEEZE! Next time, I shoot him in the neck...maybe then he won't run away from me...damnit...

*I start muttering cuss words under my breath to see how many unusual combonations I can come up with as I walk through the halls to see what's going on. I then notice that there is a trap door wide open just behind the staircase.*

*So, me and my curiosity, I walk in there and see that it was dark. Pulling a huge portable battery opperated flood light from some part of my gear, I turn it on and peer down the long cooridoor. Since it's pretty warm in that cooridoor, I check the rad counter and notice that the radiation is now at safe levels before peeling off the hazmat gear.*

Whew! That's better than that stuffy suit.

*Pre-bombing, I had pulled a few large hunting knives off of some of the guards that were now gone. So, pulling out one of the serated knives and holding the flood lamp, I then start down the cooridoor behind the trap door.*

*Whistle* Yajuu.......Yaajuuu.....Come out come out wherever you are.... *I then start saying as I round the first corner and then proceed.*

*I hear the sound of fast footsteps running away from me so I then follow the sound of those for awhile.*

MajinYajuu
11-22-2004, 04:40 AM
*hearing the taunting voice of Hiryuu behind me I know she has followed me down the hidden corador. Just then I come to a 3 way divide, I qiuckly set up a few timed smoke bombs & make my way down the central path*

Keep on coming my dear, I have many more suprises in store for you...*an evil laugh echos out through the tunnels*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-22-2004, 05:42 AM
*Hearing a voice when I come to a three-way split, I then try to concentrate on which way it is heading. However, there is a sudden small explosion and the cooridoors start to fill with smoke.*

Damn you Yajuu...I'll get you for that! *I say as I then try to make my way through the smoke.*

*After the some of the walls seem to hit me in the face, I then regain my senses and head down the middle junction of the split. As I continue on ahead, I start to smell something really weird as I then come to a grated opening and then notice below that opening is the river which is filled with all sorts of sewage.*

Aw sh*t! Man...Why is it always like this... *I say to myself as I then go back from whence I came.*

*Coming up on the entrance to the threeway split, I then go down the right cooridoor and then follow it, having no idea if Yajuu is here or if I chose the wrong path.*

Mac
11-22-2004, 05:45 PM
*waking up, I realise that I've been strung up from the ceiling in a rope*

HEY!!! HIRYUU!!! What sort of twisted idea of yours was this?!

*Although the rope's tied around my leg in a seriously impossible way, I pat myself wondering where all of the stuff I'd found had gone. I pull out a small pen-knife that I'd hidden inside one of my shoes (yes, she missed it!) and use it to cut halfway through the rope, then, lifting myself upright, cutting it through and dropping down.*

She's gonna get it .... just you wait ... you're lucky my leg's still busted!

*noticing the blast of smoke from one corridor, I suss out Hiryuu must have gone down there, so I set off in the opposite direction - looking for something to hit her with. I sneak my way to a small obviously unused room and lock myself inside, and proceed in dismantling the various equipment in order to produce a weapon*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-22-2004, 06:03 PM
*I heard the echoes of someone who was shouting and then shrug. Thinking back on how I had tied up Mac, I then remember that I had forgotten to check his shoes.*

If he get's out, then he get's out. I'm not going to stray from this one... *I say as I continued to follow Yajuu.*

*Slowly and quietly, I make my way through the corridoors I then see a light beyond the tunnel and I walk towards it. I remember thinking about what people say about not going towards the light if they wanted to live, but that was during an unconscious spell near death.*

*Shrugging to myself, I continue on towards the light. On the other side of that passage, I find that I'm out in the courtyard adjacent to the courtyard where my radiation bomb was.*

Well, if I get cancer, too bad... *I say as I run across the courtyard and back into the hospital to continue my search for Yajuu.*

MajinYajuu
11-23-2004, 11:38 AM
*after taking the path way that lead to yet another undamaged part of the hospital, I proceed to head to the roof. I am pleased to discover that my hidden cache of high powered rifles have gone unharmed*

Now what to use????

*I start to sort through them*

Too quick....too messy.....too, um, well too something......AH yes this will do perfectly.....

*I start to walk the edges of the building, searching for my prey. After checking 3 of the 4 courtyards I see her, running towards the door on the building opposite mine*

Well this won't kill her but it will sure tic her off...hehehe

*I start to unload with my highpowered paintball gun. At first I strugle for aim, but I soon find my mark, nailing her in the back of the head*

Hahahahaha......COP THAT!!!!

Hiryuu Megami23
11-23-2004, 02:30 PM
*As I was about to open the door, something hit me in the back of the head causing it to bounce off the door. Takeing two steps back in dazed confusion, I then feel the back of my head and then inspect my hand to see green paint on it.*

*I turn and look up to see Yajuu laughing and cheering about his latest hit.*

DAMN YOU!!

*I drop the knife in my hand and then pull out the .44 Magnum I had secreted away under this absurd nurses uniform. I then start shooting.*

Take this you jerk, *I say as I aimed for his feet, legs and arm. One of the rounds hits him in the foot because I was so mad at him that I didn't aim properly.*

*Slowly back towards the door, I manage to open it and then get inside, under some cover, where I then head for the roof.*

Mac
11-23-2004, 06:26 PM
*I wipe my forehead as I sit back, admiring my work. Out of the various machinery in the room, I had managed to replicate, to a smaller extent, the radiation bomb Hiryuu had made, as well as a metal slingshot (complete with some small, heavy ballbearings as their weaponry) I had also found one of those burning glass-balls she had thrown at me earlier, and, loading the lot (minus the slingshot) into a bag, open the door and peer out*

Seems clear.....

*I step out, and close the door, and lock it. I head off in the direction of the origin of the smoke, and, after turning left, walk out into a courtyard. I spot Yajuu stood on top of the hospital block, faced away from me. I couldn't see what he was doing. I turned and went back inside, aiming to make my way up to him*

Just wait... Hiryuu .... you're gonna get it .... hehehe...

MajinYajuu
11-23-2004, 09:56 PM
*watching the bullet come at me as in slow motion, I sudden burst of pain in my left foot*

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..............*a large list of expletives*

*I fall back & look down seeing a nice neat hole through my foot*

God damn!!! Where is that rapel line???

Hiryuu Megami23
11-23-2004, 11:03 PM
*Making my way back into radiology, I then pick up all of the lead lined gear (vest, pants, gloves that go up just past the elbow) that I could find. Because those paint balls hurt and Yajuu was likely to use something different next time, I figure that the lead-lined gear in radiology would do until I could get some Kevlar.*

*Also noticing that my movement is restricted by this ridiculous nurses outfit, I change into a pair of doctor's scrubs before putting on my makeshift armour. This suit is a bit heavy, bunt not nearly as heavy as that hazmat gear was.*

*I then see that there is a face shield attached to a mask as well as a cap. Because my hair got messed up earlier by Yajuu's frisking when I was unconscious I pull it back in a scrunchi and then I quickly put the cap on first and then the mask with face shield.*

*Stepping out once more, in a semi disguised fashion, I make my way towards the geriatric ward to fill up on more supplies.*

*when I get to the geriatric ward, I see that the people are gone...*

How thoughtful of the guy to at least evacuate civies before we turned this into a warzone. *I say as I enter the first room and then start raiding it.*

*Along with picking up every single sharp object I could find, I then see someone had left their knitting and crochet tools out in the open.*

Well, I'll be...Look at all of this stuff! hahaha *I share a small laugh with myself as I then sit down and get to work on making a few things that I know I'm going to need...* And someone told me that learning how to crochet would get me nowhere...

OOC: believe it or not fella's, there are a lot of things one could do with a hook and yarn, so don't knock it...hehehe.

MajinYajuu
11-24-2004, 10:30 PM
*heading back through the building I come across the suped-up powerchair that had been left behind & I start to think of all the fun that can be had, with just a few more modifications. So I set to work*

(A few hours later)

There done, I always knew those rocket pods would come in handy eventually.

*I wipe the sweat form my brow & admire my work. The chair now is an armoured bohemoth, with a rocket pod on each side, twin autocannons(mini-guns) on the front & a flame thrower on the back(just for those pesky chasers)*

Now to find Hiryuu.....

Hiryuu Megami23
11-25-2004, 02:23 AM
*As I walk back into Radiology with the net that I had crocheted, I see Yajuu standing there by what used to be MY suped up powerchair.*

Oh sh*t...

*I run as fast as I can and back to where I got the original. Seeing the fleet that was left there, I confiscate two more powerchairs and then head towards the loading dock.*

*Once there, I make a few modifications of my own tearing apart both powerchairs and then combining them to make one. I then notice that there is a semi parked, abandoned, so, I go and take a look under the hood to see if there was anything that I could use. Looking back at the powerchair motors and then to the motor of the semi, I see that there is a way to adapt the diesel engine of the motor so that I can use it in the powerchair. While there, I also take a look inside the semi.*

Oh, just like Christmas! HOORAY! *I say to myself as I see every single thing I could possibly dream of being in there.*

*That was when I also noticed the forklift parked for unloading purposes.*

Who needs a crummy powerchair when I have a forklift to work with! *Eye's start to glisten as the idea's start roaming in my head.*

*I then set out to work on my latest SECRET mobile project.*

Mac
11-25-2004, 05:45 PM
*By the time I'd reached the top of the building, Yajuu had disappeared. grunting, I turn and go back inside. I climb down a few floors, then see in a far corner, Hiryuu doing something. I creep closer, and notice she's 'upgrading' a forklift truck to such an extenet that it would be better to call it a miniature battleship.*

That's some serious equipment Hiryuu .... damn ...

*I back off a bit, then, taking the ball of the broken mirror glass, think through where is the best area to aim at, knowing that her clothing was no average matter. Seeing her turn round, I back behind a wall, so she can't see me, and formulate a plan*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-25-2004, 05:58 PM
*After hearing something, I turn around to look.*

Hrmm...I thought I heard someone say "That's some serious equipment"? Must be my imagination.

*I turn back to my work and finish welding on the final piece of armour that would have me feeling a bit safe and secure whilst I drive this newest Indoor All Purpose Battle Vehicle.*

~an hour later~

*When the welding is all finished, all tests finalized, and all gear and supplies loaded into the machine, I then get into it through a secret hatch and fire it up. I rev the diesel engine a bit and then put it into gear, allowing myself one maniacal laugh as I start driving it out of the loading dock and into the hospital.*

*Taking into account the size of most of the halls as well as the angle of the turns, I knew that I had one kick-ass piece of machinery that would be able to drive through anything. And if not, I could always knock down a few walls and just drive right through.*

*It had taken MOST of the night to retrofit the ILPBV with new tires, an engine, minicannons that shot various things, and armour to it, however, that work all paid off.*

NOW, it's time for some Demolition Derby! *Loud cackling laugh* Yajuu! Come out, come out wherever you are! hehehehehhehehehe.

MajinYajuu
11-26-2004, 10:21 AM
*criusing around the hospital looking for my target*

Hiryuu, come out & playyyyyyyy, what in the name of christ is that thing...

*Seeing to psychotic eyes through a small slit in the shell of this 'thing' I instantl realise that Hiyruu has once again got the better of me in the armoury*

Lets see how tough that thing really is.......Missiles away................Impossable

*Unleashing the full barage of my missile pods, I am stunned to find the thing unmoved*

Oh boy, I'm in deep sh*t now

*I turn & make a quick exit*

Mac
11-26-2004, 06:06 PM
*I watch, from my corner, Hiryuu's mini-battle-tank machine driving through the corridors as if the walls weren't even there. I also see that Yajuu can't stop the blasted thing. Now, seeing as Hiryuu had shot me, thrown stuff, knocked me out and hogited me to the ceiling, I knew exactly what I had to do*

Three beers and counting, Yajuu..

*I take aim with the slingshot using the mirror glass and aim it at the slit in the front, purposefully deciding to miss. I let it fire, and watch it shatter over the slit. The machine stopped. I run out from where I am hidden and jump onto the 'tank', ducking below it at the back, and making quick work in shorting out the ignition and the battery*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-27-2004, 01:41 AM
*What Mac didn't know was that I had several backups in place just in case someone did manage to find their way onto my machine to disable it somehow.*

*After flipping the switch and turning the engine back on, I take off like a bat out of hell and then slam on the brakes, watching through my little slit as Mac goes a tumbling down off my IAPBV at a fast rate of speed. I then hit the gas and then back up so that I could go after Yajuu once again.*

*Rounding the corner that I saw him disappear behind, I start to follow the black trail that his tires left behind.*

Yajuu...Why you running? Don't you wanna see what this thing can do?

*I continue to drive down the halls to search for my prey.*

MajinYajuu
11-27-2004, 05:05 AM
OK fine, lets see what this can do....

*I rip up the makeshift hand break doing a U-turn*

No guts no glory

*I charge head long at the IAPBV with all guns blazing only to see them hive no effect what so ever.

Well it looks like it is gunna be a game of chicken then

*Knowing full well that Hiryuu would give no quater I to would have to hold my corse. With a fire in my eyes I charge in cloiding with the IAPBV*

*KABOOM*

*The IAPBV continues on its course leaving behind the remains of the powerchair & a long red streak of blood*

Haruko_san
11-27-2004, 05:11 AM
*I look down at the blood streak and wave*
Hey Yajuu! how's it going down there?

Hiryuu Megami23
11-27-2004, 05:18 AM
*going around the corner and then going back to where I came from. though, I notice that the IAPBV is running a little strangely. As I get back to the site where I ran Yajuu down, I see the remains of the powerchair, the red streak, but no Yajuu.*

*So, curiously, I begin to follow the red streak around the corner adn that's when I notice something horribly wrong with this picture.*

*I stop the IAPBV get out of it and then take a look under neath and there is Yajuu's twitching body. I was pretty sure that he was dead, however, I wasn't completely sure....*

*But to be on the safe side, I take him to the morgue where they pronounce him dead.*

Haruko_san
11-27-2004, 05:26 AM
You're goona need a spatula for that...
*I hand Hiryyu a spatula to scrape Yajuu's remains off of her IAPBV*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-27-2004, 06:19 AM
*After the cleanup work had begun and Yajuu had been scraped from the IAPBV, we took him to the morgue where they formally pronounced him dead.*

~two days later~

*sobbing at the site at his funeral, I couldn't help but think...*

Did I really want him to die THAT greusomely? Oh well, at least it was fun! Maybe we should have burried him with that keg I promised?
*I then throw a bouquette of flowers ontop of his headstone.*

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2774/Yajuusplot1.jpg

I think this says it all. *Cries*

Sei Akujin
11-27-2004, 07:14 AM
I sense they are going after me next..........-_-;

(He stands behind them at the funeral.)

MajinYajuu
11-27-2004, 07:40 AM
*as night falls after the funeral, an eirey fog starts to roll across the cemerty, then a lightning bolt strikes down the tombstone & I am left standing in it's place*

I LIVE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mac
11-27-2004, 06:59 PM
*I hold my breath from behind a tree*

Oh crap ... she got Yajuu!!! >_< oh crud! oh crud! I'm doomed!!!

*runs back inside the hospital ward*

Hiryuu Megami23
11-28-2004, 07:52 AM
*After a long needed day of rest and relaxation, I had decided to treat myself to a makeover and a general day of pampering.*

Ah...this is the life.... *I said to myself as I was just sitting down and letting the woman take care of my hair.*

*I then report back to the hospital soon after to see if there was anything that needed taking care of. When I get there though, I had the distinct feeling that I was being followed.*

*shudders* That was creepy...I could have sworn Yajuu was following me? *I say to myself as I look behind me and yet, see nothing.* Must be my imagination. *And I go back to what I was doing.*

MajinYajuu
11-29-2004, 02:23 AM
*ducking back around a corner, I chuckle to myself*

Oh yeah, this is gunna be a blast

Hiryuu Megami23
11-29-2004, 03:40 AM
*Again hearing noise behind me, I turn to look, yet I see nothing.*

Damn it, someone's trying to mess with my mind. Don't they know it's already messed up? They really should try to get the latest news or something.

*Goes to the ready room that Yajuu had set up prior to his death.*

Now, why did I come here?

MajinYajuu
11-30-2004, 11:15 AM
*After following Hiryuu ariund for much of a day, toying with her at times, I decide to let the games begin again*

*Waiting for Hiryuu to retire for the day was quite an effort, but patience is a virtue, or so they say. I manage to sneek into her private quaters.*

*As I reach the object of my plan I hear Hiryuu sturing. Instictivly I reach for my throwing dagger, only ti find that she is just mummbling something in her sleep. Then having done what was needed I slink back into the shadows, leaving behind a single black rose & await to enact phase two*

Mac
11-30-2004, 01:58 PM
*I just happen to be walking around wondering where the hell the soda can machine is*

Damn voices.... *I shudder* Yajuu.....

*I think back to the funeral and sighs - no, Yajuu is dead.*

MajinYajuu
12-03-2004, 11:20 AM
hehehe...time for a little more fun.....

*I rool a can of soda down the hall, aiming to get Mac to slip up on it. But watch as I narrowly miss him & get one of the crazies that Hiryuu had let out prevously*

Damn...oh well, better luck next time I guess.

Hiryuu Megami23
12-05-2004, 04:58 AM
*Waking up suddenly I take a look around and things seem to be in order. Putting a foot on the ground, I hear something very weird going on outside of the room I decided to nap in.*

Huh? What is going on out there? *I ask myself as I then get to the door to open it. As I turn the knob, I notice that the door won't open. Someone has locked me inside. So I go and take a look around the room and find that there are no windows for me to climb out of.*

Dang it! This isn't funny...Now I have to get all the way up there to climb out through the ceiling! *I shout to myself as I look up.*

MajinYajuu
12-15-2004, 12:45 PM
*I chuckle to myself as I drop a canister of laughing gas into the room where Hiryuu is now locked in. Lucky for me my near death experiance, well ok the fact that I'm back from the dead, has given me some sort of imunity from the effects of some gases & poisons(something I'm sure will come in very handy in the not to distant future)*

*Using a voice scrambler* Having fun down there my pretty??