The Oasis

[TonyTonyChopper]

YAY!! Finally gonna get to open my tavern..

Ok.. my tavern is located in the heart of a big city..
it's a bit more modern than other taverns..
there are 3 rooms..
the Bar is to the left as you walk in.. you can have anything you want to eat or drink.. I employ some very cute waitresses..
the Game Room (arcade, pinball, air hockey, etc.. ) is in the room right in front of you as you walk in..
to the right is the Massage Room.. I'm going to school for this.. so if anyone needs to release some tension.. head for one of the tables..
Upstairs are 4 bedrooms.. unfortunately those are reserved for family members only..
this is a place for being social.. so NO FIGHTING..
Also: since I'm going to school right now.. my tavern will only be open on Monday thru Thursday at night..
from Friday to Sunday.. it will be open at all hours..

( I'll describe the tavern in more detail later )

[Sei Akujin]

*Walks in and has a seat at the counter.*

"Nice place you have here..."

*Makes a hello gesture with his fingers*

[ILuvHyde]

*walk in* wow*googley eyes* you have a game room^,^

[TonyTonyChopper]

Welcome both of you!! Yup we have a game room!!
Now, what would you both like?? *sends waitresses to take their orders*

[ILuvHyde]

i would like a drink please^,^

[Sei Akujin]

"I just want a drink...."

*He sits quietly*

[TonyTonyChopper]

*the waitress brings over their drinks*

*Tony stands behind the bar with a huge grin*

Hope you like the service here..

[Sei Akujin]

"Is this Hooters?"

*He looks around*

[TonyTonyChopper]

No.. this isn't Hooters..

But I'm glad you think that based on my girls..

:D

[Sei Akujin]

"HAHAHAHAHA....anytime....this is nice though..."

*He drinks*

[Kayla]

drink please *walks in*

[TonyTonyChopper]

*waitress brings over her drink*

Welcome EM!!

[Sei Akujin]

*Sits quietly*

"..."

[Naruto1.1]

Can I get a drink over here?

[TonyTonyChopper]

*waitress rushes to get him his drink*

Welcome Naruto!!

[Naruto1.1]

tnx...

[ILuvHyde]

i would like another pleaseX3!

[Kayla]

*drinks* so how is everyone?

[TonyTonyChopper]

*personally brings over Nenene's drink*

Here you are Nenene.. Enjoy!!

*sits down between Nenene and EM*

I'm doing great EM!! How about yourself??

[Sei Akujin]

*walks in and sits down*

"I am back..."

[TonyTonyChopper]

WELCOME BACK SE!!

*sends over 2 girls to take his order*

[TonyTonyChopper]

Well, if nobody else needs anything right now..

I think I'll be in the Game Room for a while..

[Sei Akujin]

*He sighs as the ladies come up to him*

"I need a drink....beer..."

[Kayla]

*walks to SE* have u ever thought about drinking a soda or something without alcahol, i'm not trying to piss u off or anything i'm just curious

[ILuvHyde]

i would like another pleaseX3

[TonyTonyChopper]

*runs back to the bar*

*fixes another drink for Nenene*

anything for you.. just ask..

*the girls bring SE his beer*

how about you EM?? would you like another??

[ILuvHyde]

thanks tony.

[Kayla]

yeah sure ^^

[TonyTonyChopper]

*gives EM another drink*

[Kayla]

thanx *drops pills in the drink*

[ILuvHyde]

.....give me....another*barfs on floor*

[Kayla]

u sure u need another?

[ILuvHyde]

tyes.....pl....eeeeaaazeeeeeX3....

[Kayla]

*laughs at her*

[TonyTonyChopper]

Nope.. that's all for you Nenene..

*picks her up and takes her upstairs to a bedroom*

You need to sleep for a little bit, ok??

*walks back downstairs*

EM.. what were those pills??

[Kayla]

oh... nothing ^^ nothing at all

[TonyTonyChopper]

No new customers, huh?? :(

Oh well.. *goes behind the bar, trips and falls down*

[sXe_bill_cosby]

*strolls in a biking shorts and a red tank top.*
whats going on guys i was feeling a little hottttttt and well i needed a drink. You got any crystal pepsi?

[TonyTonyChopper]

*gets up off the floor* Welcome..

Yeah, we have Pepsi for you..

*sends a waitress to serve him*

[Kayla]

*drops to the ground unconscience*

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: AAAHHHHH!! EM, are you ok??

*goes over to see what's wrong*

*picks up EM* Not another one..

*takes her upstairs to another bedroom*

Two customers have hit the floor already.. Geez..

[ILuvHyde]

...*is asleeps*.....ZZZZZZZZZ=.=

[Kayla]

*has passed out*

[ILuvHyde]

*is still wasted*

[Kayla]

*wakes up and blurrs downstairs* wow....

[Sei Akujin]

*strolls in a biking shorts and a red tank top.*
whats going on guys i was feeling a little hottttttt and well i needed a drink. You got any crystal pepsi?

"Dude can you dress normally for once...geez..."

*He smirks and looks at the oddball*

[ILuvHyde]

....*wakes up*......UHHH WHAT....DAMN MY HEAD!

[TonyTonyChopper]

*goes upstairs to check on Nenene*

*knocks on her door*

May I come in??

[ILuvHyde]

sure=.=.....

[TonyTonyChopper]

Are you feeling better??

*sits down next to her*

Can I get you anything??

[Kaori1234]

*walkes to the room on the right* Can ai have a massage pleese?

[TonyTonyChopper]

YAY!! Finally, my first massage customer!!

If you'd like to get on the table over there.. we can get started..

So, what areas of the body would you like me to work on??

[ReiRei]

*runs in and glomps Tony from behind* Boo!!! I found ya! ^_^ so...when you're done...I'm dragging you to watch Kenshin ^_^

[TonyTonyChopper]

I'd be glad to watch some Kenshin with you sis!!

Anything to spend some time with you..

[ILuvHyde]

sure....^,^

[TonyTonyChopper]

OK!! WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO??

*goes behind the bar and breaks a bottle over his head*

[Kayla]

y'd ya do that for?

[TonyTonyChopper]

*gets up slowly* OW!!

glad to see that you're still here EM..

I did that because I thought everyone had left me.. ya'know might as well knock myself out if nobody needs me..

[Lady Battousai]

*walks in shyly*hello?

[TonyTonyChopper]

LB!! *dives over the counter and glomps her*

Glad you finally found this place!! Take one of the rooms upstairs if you want..

[Kayla]

hello dearest Lady ^^ *hugs her*

[Lady Sano]

ONIISAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps* hiya everyone! ^^ *glomps all*

[Lady Battousai]

*walks in shyly*hello^^

[Lady Sano]

HIYAS!!! ^^ how is everyone?

[stray wolf]

*stumbles back and forth*
I WANT RUM AND LOTS OF IT

[Silver Winchester]

I want sake, plz!
*comes in drunk already*

[Kuronue : Lord of Shadows]

yo yo yo, could i get some sake

[Kayla]

*sits down and watches them*

how has everyone been?

[Silver Winchester]

Hiya Em!
*glomps her*

[TonyTonyChopper]

OH MY GOD!!! I can't believe that some of my old threads are still active.. I have been gone for like almost a year now.. LOL
Oh well, that's cool and all , I guess.. O_o
Anyways, I'll be popping back in & out of my old threads every now and again. *buys everyone a round of whatever drinks they want*

(I still need to get some new sigs & a new avatar, oh well, LOL)

[TonyTonyChopper]

*needs a very strong drink*

why the hell doesn't technology ever work like it's supposed to??
(it's supposed to make life easier, and all it does is actually make it harder)

LOL

oh well.. *goes behind the table and starts mixing a "Knockout Cocktail"

*swallows it and passes out cold*

[Silver Winchester]

She pokes TTC and laughs.
" Hah! He's sleeping. "
She gets a bucket and pours it on Tony Tony Chopper.
" Oppsie! Hah! "

[TonyTonyChopper]

*screams like a little girl, bolts to his feet and trips over a bottle*

SILVER FOXX!!! Are you trying to give me a heart attack??

That water was cold!! Geez, ya'know you could have just put some Vodka, Whiskey, and Tabasco Sauce together and made some wake up juice for me.. LOL

[TonyTonyChopper]

Oh well, time to sling out some more drinks!!

*goes behind the bar to start serving his customers*

But before I pour even one drink.. I think I need to bring back the proper drink-pouring hat..

*disappears behind the bar and emerges wearing his bright, pink TonyTonyChopper hat*

NOW I CAN SERVE SOME DRINKS WITH STYLE!! 8)

oh yeah, one more thing.. *throws an ice cube at Silver Foxx*

[Abarai Renji]

*Walks in to see a bright pink hat emerge from behind the counter* O.o WTF!!! Do I know you? God I hope not -_-;. Well give me a Jagger Bomber please. *walks ove to the bar and has a seat*

[Silver Winchester]

She catches the ice cube without looking.

"Hah! "

She melts it with her fire power.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *GULP* uum.. you knew that I was just kidding right Silver??

*ties a pillow to his butt and starts to sneak away*

[Silver Winchester]

She grabs him by his hat and grins evilly.

" And, where do you think you're going, Chooper!?! "

She puts him in the washing machine.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *starts to drown*

[Silver Winchester]

She takes him out of the washer and puts him on the clothesline.

" Hahaha! "

She laughs.

[TonyTonyChopper]

*struggles to free himself* HEY!! Get me down from here!!

*starts to run in place in the air*

[Silver Winchester]

She gets him off the clothesline.

" Ya happy now? "

She grins at Tony Tony Chopper.

[TonyTonyChopper]

THX.. *hugs her while he's still all wet*

[Lady Battousai]

*runs in and glomps tony*
hiya onii-kun!!!XD

[TonyTonyChopper]

:D HIYA SIS!! Haven't seen you in quite a while.. *hugs*

[Lady Battousai]

i know~~ive missed you so much!!*huggles*

[TonyTonyChopper]

*holds his little sister for a while* I'm not letting you get away this time..

[Lady Battousai]

lol dont worry im not going anywhere any time soon^.^*hugs*

[Silver Winchester]

She is getting squeezed.

" aaah! can't... breathe... Hi LB! "

She is being crushed by TTC and LB.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *they both quickly let go of her*

:swe: sorry about that Silver.. are you ok??

[Lady Battousai]

lol yeah sorry^^;;

[Silver Winchester]

She falls to the floor.

@.@

She tries to get up.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *grabs Silver, picks her up and rushes her to the Hospital*

[Lady Battousai]

oh silver are you ok?@.@

[Silver Winchester]

She is being rushed to the hospital.

" No! Shots! Aaaah! "

[Lady Battousai]

they probobly wont give you a shot silver
most likely some pain pills^^;;

[Silver Winchester]

She looks at LB and cries.
" But... I hate the hospital... "

[TonyTonyChopper]

*knocks out the doctor and puts on his clothes*

*goes over to Silver and looks her over*

Now, what seems to be the problem miss??

[Lady Battousai]

see!!onii-kun ish doctor!!!XD

[Silver Winchester]

She cries.

" I feel dizzeh! "

She pounds on the floor.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *starts running around looking for something to make her feel better*

[Lady Battousai]

*panics and runs around in circles*waaaah!!!!O.o

[Silver Winchester]

She starts seeing double.

" Hey there's two of you... "

[TonyTonyChopper]

*gives her some laughing gas*

[Silver Winchester]

She laughs at them.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: see, she feels much better now..

[Silver Winchester]

She snickers.

" hahahahhahahahahahahaha! "

[TonyTonyChopper]

:D *he tickles them both* Ok, time to go back to the bar everybody!!

[Lady Battousai]

yaaay!!!XD

[TonyTonyChopper]

*carries them both back home*

[Silver Winchester]

She yawns and falls asleep.

" zzzzzzzzz..... "

She laughs.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:D and just what are we laughing at... hhmmmmm??

[Silver Winchester]

She wakes up.

" you tickling us of course. "

She laughs again.

[TonyTonyChopper]

*takes Silver Foxx up stairs to one of the many rooms and puts her to bed*

*goes back down stairs and makes himself and Shinkno something to drink*

"What a day!!" *laughs*

[Silver Winchester]

She kicks and screams.

" I don't wanna nap!!!! "

She cries.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:salut: Yes Ma'am.. *runs back upstairs and brings Silver down with him*

Is this better?? What would you like to do instead??

[Silver Winchester]

:shock: "That was fast... "

She thinks of something to do.

" uh... "

[TonyTonyChopper]

:? *crosses his arms and starts tapping his foot*

Well?? What is it that you feel like doing the most right now??

[Silver Winchester]

She gets her paintball gun.

" Paintball War! "

She throws them all paintballs guns.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: Uh-Oh!! I shouldn't have asked.. I'm probably gonna be covered in paint after this war is over!!

*loads pink paintballs into his gun*

[TonyTonyChopper]

*dives over the bar to hide*

[Silver Winchester]

She dives and turns over the couch.

" ........ "

[TonyTonyChopper]

O_O *takes a couple of shots at the couch*

[Silver Winchester]

She fires at the table with face looking like XD

" Yaaaaaaaaaah!!!! "

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *peeks his head over the bar*

[Silver Winchester]

She shoots him in the face.

" Hahahaha! "

[TonyTonyChopper]

:bl: AAAAAHHHHHHH.. I've been hit!!

:rambo: Ok, THAT DID IT!! LOL

*runs after her*

[Silver Winchester]

"Reindeerbo! "

XD

She runs away.

[TonyTonyChopper]

"Reindeerbo! "

XD

She runs away.

ROFLMAO!! *hugs her* That was great!!

[Silver Winchester]

"Reindeerbo it is! "

She hugs him back.

[TonyTonyChopper]

:twisted: *shoots her in the butt while hugging her*

Gotcha!!

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: Uh-Oh!! I think I killed her..

[TonyTonyChopper]

*goes and hides inside of his giant pillow fort behind the bar*

[Silver Winchester]

She gets shot in the butt. T^T >=3

"no more mrs. foxxi! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *runs away at break-neck speed*

[TonyTonyChopper]

:shock: *runs into the bathroom and dives into the bathtub for protection*

[Silver Winchester]

-She dives in after him and kicks him-

haha!

[TonyTonyChopper]

OH YEAH?? *starts to wrestle with her in the bathtub*

[Silver Winchester]

-She wrestles and licks his face-

get off!

[TonyTonyChopper]

O_O *pins her to the tub floor and pokes her butt* HAHA!!