i need some help

[MercutioCrow]

here's a contest:
make up a joke that begins with the line 'a wizard a vampire and a werewolf walk into a bar...'

[Silver Winchester]

a wizard, a vampire and a werewolf walk into a bar and the wizard asks for eye of newt. the werewolf asks human legs and a side of fries, and the vampire asks for bloody mary and the bartender says you're our 1,000,000 customers. and it so happens that the bartender is part newt, part human and his mother name happens to be bloody mary.the werewolf & the wizard split him unevenly wizard gets 70% & werewolf gets 30%. after a while the vampire comes back and he already drained poor bloody mary dry.