seasonal one-linters

[ReiRei]

Again, these are from my e-mail and I couldn't stop laughing

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostybite.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon Hood.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
I love Christmas, Eve.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.

What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells.

What goes, "Ho, ho, swoosh! Ho, ho, swoosh!"
Santa caught in a revolving door.

What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.

[Keated]

lol, had heard some, but some are new to me ^_^

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Keated, you would be easily amused by something like this... but then again, there are a couple of good ones. ;)