ReiRei
12-27-2004, 01:58 AM
This came in my e-mail and I thought I would share it with you guys
Two sisters at a nursing home were turning ninety-nine
and one hundred years old respectively. The editor of the local
newspaper told a photographer to get over there and
take pictures of the two sisters.
One of the sisters was hard of hearing and the other
could hear very well.
Once the photographer arrived,
he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The near-deaf sister said to her sister, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other one.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a
little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the near-deaf sister shouted out,
"OH MY GOD -- BOTH OF US?"
Two sisters at a nursing home were turning ninety-nine
and one hundred years old respectively. The editor of the local
newspaper told a photographer to get over there and
take pictures of the two sisters.
One of the sisters was hard of hearing and the other
could hear very well.
Once the photographer arrived,
he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The near-deaf sister said to her sister, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other one.
"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer; I've got to focus a
little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the near-deaf sister shouted out,
"OH MY GOD -- BOTH OF US?"