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Kitsune
12-22-2004, 08:24 PM
It's something I did when I was bored---hope you like it ^^

Kingdom Hearts Survivor (episode 1)

(Warning: This is random^__^)

(begins by showing everyone's picture and name)

Sephiroth- *changes his hair to a high ponytail* There!! *plays the survivor theme song*

Leon[the host]- Welcome to KH: Survivor, today we have our two teams. Selphie and Riku's team.

(the two team's clap)

Leon: ALL RIGHT ALREADY!!

(Everyone becomes quiet)

Leon- Selphie's team is made up of Kairi, Rikku, Yuffie, and Aerith. Riku's team is Sora, Tidus, Wakka, and Cloud.

Leon- Today for their first challenge they have to walk over this plank *points* and under the plank is a lake with

alligators.

Sephie- *plays the other theme song in a low ponytail*

Leon - WHY THE HECK ARE YOU CHANGING YOUR HAIR FOR! GOSH! YOU MUST REALLY LOVE YOUR HAIR!

Sephiroth: Actually...I do love my hair. *starts playing with a strand of his hair*

Leon: You get on my nerves..how come you get to play the theme song, all you do is comb your hair! *looks red from all the yelling* Ok! Back to the show *looks at the camera and smiles*

Everyone- *stares at him*

Sora: He sure has some problems.......

Leon-*camera hits him in the head* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT! GET THAT OUT MY FACE!

*pushes the camera man down*

Camera Man: *dies*

Leon: uh.......oops O.O;; I think we need a new cameraman...........

Sephiroth: *appears* *changes his hair into a low bun* Until we meet again, goodnight! *plays theme song*

Leon: YOU STOLE MY LINE, YOUR NOT THE HOST!!! *chases Sephie* Your going to.....DIE!!

(The new Camera Man zooms out and falls off a cliff)
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Well that's it but I do have other chapters that I could put up but that's only if you guys like it..

ReiRei
12-23-2004, 02:16 AM
interesting, it really is...keep writing

spike
12-23-2004, 05:43 AM
that was very funny. keep them comeing.

Kitsune
12-23-2004, 08:59 PM
Why thank you..I didn't think anyone would have liked it ^^

Here is chapter 2

Kingdom Hearts Survivor (episode 2)

Sephiroth- *plays the theme song in a side ponytail*

Leon- THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOUR GOING TO CHANGE YOUR HAIR THROUGHOUT THE REST OF THE SHOW!
GOT THAT! *looks demented*

*1 second later*

Leon- Hi my friends, and welcome to KH: Survivor! As you guys remember our two teams, Riku and Selphie were

just about to go across a plank that was located over an alligator infested lake. Unfortunately we are not able to

show you the outcome because it is not suitable for little kids! So I will just tell you everyone made it safely^__^

Rikku- *sings the KH theme song* I love this show! Hi Mom!! *waves at the camera*

Kairi- Hello parents!!

Wakka- *looks crossed-eyed* I wanna give a shout out to my mom and da-*gets hit by the camera*

*camera zooms to Selphie's head*

Selphie- What ya'll want?

Camera Man- Nothing.......

Sephiroth- *plays the other theme song in a bun* I wonder if I look nice? *runs off to find a mirror*

Leon- Grrr...What the hell are you doing?! You-

*camera zooms in on Leon*

Leon- It's time to go already, See you later my friends! *waves at camera*

Director- You forgot your line!

Leon- Oh....Let's vote!

*Leon walks over to a bucket*

Leon: Let me count the votes* sounds serious*

Leon: *reads votes aloud*

Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, Yuffie, with 9 votes, the tribe has spoken, Yuffie it's

time to go, bring your candle.........

Yuffie: *looks clueless* I have to go?!

Leon: Yes you do.

Yuffie: But I didn't do anything yet! *pouts*

Leon: Take her away......

(Two men come and drag Yuffie away)

Yuffie- *gets dragged* Goodbye everyone!

Sephiroth: *plays another theme song in two ponytails*

Leon- Goodnight! *camera zooms out*

*says in a fustrated tone* I'm going to KILL YOU!! *starts choking Sephiroth* Cut the cameras off!

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To be continued...................................