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Keated
12-21-2004, 02:22 AM
well, i couldn't decide whether this'd be creative, or fanfic ;) so, as it's humour, here was a happy medium ;)


anyway... won't make much sense unless you know both the Bandaid song, and the kind of crappy job i have ;) [the shop is called Alldays, part of the Co-op group]







It's Christmas time,
there's no need to work all day.
At Christmas time,
it feels like night, there's no bonus paid.

And in our world of plenty,
We don't need no more.
Stay away from the Co-Op
at Christmas time.

But, say a prayer,-
To pray for the unlucky ones.
At Christmas Time, it's
hard but when you're not having fun.
There's a world outside your window
and it's a world of cigs and beer,
Where the only water flowing is
in bottles, and rather dear.
And the only bells that
ring there are on
the bloody till.
Well whoever thought that up
-we'd love to kill.

And there won't be fun in Alldays Stores
This Christmas time.
The crappest gift we'll get this year
-is strife...
Where no one ever knows,
where the allocations go.
Do they know it's Christmas time at All[days]?

Here's to you, making fun of everyone
And here's to them: bored, tired, and kinda glum.
Do they know it's Christmas time at All[days]?

Screw the Store.
Screw the Store.
Screw the Store.
Let us home for Christmas Time.

Screw the Store.
Let us home for Christmas Time.

Screw the Store.
Let us home for Christmas Time.

Screw the Store.
Let us home for Christmas Time.



[lol, just felt like posting it to see if i can get some responses, and constructive criticisms... note - constructive :P]

7minutes
12-21-2004, 04:03 PM
Loved the chorus!! hahahaha

alldays is a lame shop!

Mac
12-21-2004, 08:44 PM
Lol.

:lol: :lol: yep, hate any Co-op store.

Keated
12-22-2004, 12:09 AM
lol, alldays is part of the co-op, so it's my duty to hate both, since i work at an Alldays ;)

oh well... as long as some people found ti funny... i've been singing it at work... rofl... gonna print it out, and hand out copies ;)

Forgotten-Nobody
01-24-2005, 02:39 AM
I don't get it, but I think keated sent me a copy of that anyways.... O_O