Birds jokes....

[Dark Shadow]

One man goes to visit a friend and tells him

Friend 1: Hey, what is doing that bird near the phone?
Friend 2: ah, he is talking to a friend of him....
Friend 1: ... amazing, would you sell it to me?
Friend 2: ... okay, the phone bill's are too much...

after paying the friend leaves with the bird and goes at a tavern, he talks to all of his friends, telling

Friend 1: Hey, wanna bet that this bird can call by phone?
Friend 3: Yeah! 100 bucks he can't
Friend 4: i bet the same

once they all placed the bets, he took out the bird, give him the phone and awaited for it to call by phone, the bird grabbed the phone but remained silent, once the friend had to pay all the bets he asks the bird

Friend 1: Why did you reamined silent?
Bird: Busy line, stupid!

[ReiRei]

that was cute!

[Mac]

lol :lol:

[Keated]

lol, fun ^_^


Where dya go if you wanna hit a birdie?

the pidgeon putt :P

[Shippo]

hehe good one!

[Kayla]

lol

[Mac]

>_< lol *slips on ice*

[Forgotten-Nobody]

hehehehehe... ^_^

[ZERO]

good one!

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Here's a weak one:

A rather plump lady was visiting a pet store, looking for a play mate for her little Yorkie Snoodle. As it was in the middle of the summer, the door was open and the fans inside where going full blast. The lady came in to browse. While she was browsing, a loud, commanding voice said:

"Whadda want fattie?"

The lady looked around, startled. Seeing that no one was there, she continued to look at the pets. Then again, the voice spoke:

"Whadda want fattie?"

The lady was outraged at the slander. A young girl came from the back and the lady promptly told her what had happened. Then something red with feathers (a macaw) dropped down on her shoulder saying:

"Whadda want fattie?"

The girl who worked at the pet shop shrugged and said: "There's the Manager. I suggest you talk to him."

[Mac]

LMAO!!!!!! that's a good one!

[Forgotten-Nobody]

LMAO!!!!!! that's a good one!It is? O_o

[Mac]

yes!!!! ROFLMAO