Xelloss Shrine (Ask Xelloss)

[Xelloss]

Servant of Xelloss:"You may or may not have heard of Xellossism, well I am here to tell you about it. Somewhere, probably far away from you, exists a being, a divine being, a ancient being, who has answers to questions still unknown to man today. You may ask this divine creature any question you want and he will be sure to answer. But when you ask him, ask carefully! But do not fear, my friend, he is a kind soul and will bless you with the knowledge he holds. So go on, ask him something."

You walk into a room that looks almost ancient. There is heiroglyphics on the walls and statues of divine creatures everywhere. To the far end, under a light that comes from a unknown source, you see a statue of the being called Xelloss. The humble servant of Xelloss quietly escorts you to the end of the hall. As you move closer to the statue the servant begins hum. It sounds like a prayer to your ears, maybe its the prayer for Xelloss? As you finally approach this statue the servant kneels down and gives you a farwell...

Servant of Xelloss:"We are here! You may now be graced by Xelloss himself! You need not worry, all you must do is ask him and he shall answer!"

The servant walks away and disapears into the darkness, leaving you in a halo of light near the statue. You now have the choice to ask Xelloss a question, or turn around and head back...

[Seraphim]

*turns around and heads back*

XD

Fine, here's my question: Why do you wish to attack Africa?

[Xelloss]

Territory young one... Africa is one of the largest and "Poorest" continents on this planet! It would be easy to wipe out a army of eithopians! Then you got the whole Kenya place to yourself!

*Sings* Oh, down in Kenya, we got the lions, we got the lions only in Kenya!*/Sings*

I hope that answers your question, but don't worry I will spare your loved one. I know how much you care for him!

Even though you never met him and probably never will

Well theres your answer!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/

[Seraphim]

Wow, that was a cute cartoon. ^_^

I want one!

But thank you for your sensitivity to my feelings.

Even if you insist on dashing all my hopes. XD

[Hiryuu Megami23]

uh huh...okay, I have a question for you...Why do you have the extra small barely readable fine print after you mention that you would spare Sera's friend in Africa??

[Xelloss]

Just like in most things that involve war there is always fine print, beautiful one... Its just things you want to include that you don't want the other party seeing.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I see....And why don't you want Sera to see them??

[Xelloss]

Do you like when your enemy knows your plan?

I think that should answer your question. And try to keep the questions things that you normally shouldn't be able to figure out, not the obvious, Meg.

[Seraphim]

^_^

What is the meaning of this sentence?

[Xelloss]

You here at ACF dare deactivate the account of the great Xelloss!?!?!?

I'm appualed!

[ZeekSails]

i don't know you and really don't care

[Xelloss]

I see how it is... They delete my character profile and leave my shrine to rot! How typical!

And where did all the maids go!

Whos in charge here!

[Edward Elric]

who are you again?

[Xelloss]

Who am I now or who was I?

[ILuvHyde]

......man.......whats the point of this shine....its lame!

[Kayla]

i want to know both.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Xelloss...Ah yes, I do remember him well....

Whilst he was here, he was one of the most egocentric members of the forum. He had a crowd of women following him (okay, so it was only Sera and I, but we were bored...). He was trully one of the greats.

Then...Xelloss Disappeared (I know why, but I'm not at liberty to discuss that.) and we haven't heard from him here in a good long time. Some of us suspected he was dead, other suspected that he ran off with some chippy to the underworld. And now, he has come back, and disappeared again.

Well, that's the short story of Xelloss the egocentric. If you wanna know more about him, you'll have to go to his website, which you can find the link in his profile for now.

[Sei Akujin]

This shrine has died.........along with its creator^^

[Rena Rose]

Hey Xelloss

[ILuvHyde]

where is he......this is lame.......looks the creater of this thread is gone for good.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Well, it really and trully is that he left for no good reason....but Like I said before, I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

Anyway, I'm going to lock this now since it will get spammed up anyway, and I think that I'm just going to take the announcement status off of it as well.