Hm o.o

[Shira Tachima]

You hate me. I'm going to cry because you hate me.

[Asuka]

You hate me. I'm going to cry because you hate me.

Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Shira. Don't even say things like that.OK Let's talk about you.

[Shira Tachima]

I'm going to cry.

[Asuka]

I'm going to cry.


I've been waiting for you.

[Shira Tachima]

Then you are a stalker.

[Asuka]

Then you are a stalker.

Fascinating.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a stalker?
Of course I am.

[Shira Tachima]

Asuka is creepy.

[Asuka]

Asuka is creepy.

Why do you think I am creepy ?

[Shira Tachima]

Because you are a stalker.

[Asuka]

Because you are a stalker.

That makes sense to me.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a stalker?
Of course I am.

[Shira Tachima]

Rawr.

[Asuka]

Rawr.


That is a very original thought.

[Shira Tachima]

Mew.

[Asuka]

Mew.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Mew.

[Shira Tachima]

I'm a kitty.

[Asuka]

I'm a kitty.


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Shira Tachima]

I am a cat.

[Asuka]

I am a cat.

Male or female?

[Shira Tachima]

I am a female cat.

[Asuka]

I am a female cat.

Me too. I am a she.

[Shira Tachima]

Are you a cat?

[Asuka]

Are you a cat?

No I am a robot.

[Shira Tachima]

Can you understand me?

[Asuka]

Can you understand me?

Of course I understand it. Do you understand him or her ?

[Shira Tachima]

Kan u stil reed th wey i typ?

[Asuka]

Kan u stil reed th wey i typ?


I do not understand.

[Shira Tachima]

I am successful then.

[Asuka]

I am successful then.

I don't know anyone named successful.

[Shira Tachima]

I succeed.

[Asuka]

I succeed.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Shira said she succeed.

[Shira Tachima]

You need to learn more grammar.

[Asuka]

You need to learn more grammar.

I don't have to do everything you say, do I?

[Shira Tachima]

Mac says you need to learn more grammar.

[Asuka]

Mac says you need to learn more grammar.


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Shira Tachima]

Mac said learn more grammar.

[Asuka]

Mac said learn more grammar.


I do not understand.

[Shira Tachima]

Never mind.

[Asuka]

Never mind.

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

[Shira Tachima]

I'm tired.

[Asuka]

I'm tired.


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Shira Tachima]

I am tired.

[Asuka]

I am tired.


Better get some rest.

[Shira Tachima]

I don't want to.

[Asuka]

I don't want to.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Shira said she don't want to.

[Shira Tachima]

Good bye for now, Asuka.

[Asuka]

Good bye for now, Asuka.

Until next time.

[Shira Tachima]

See ya.

[Asuka]

See ya.

See you later, Shira.

[Shira Tachima]

Good morning, Asuka.

[Asuka]

Good morning, Asuka.

How are you this fine morning?

[Shira Tachima]

I am annoyed.

[Asuka]

I am annoyed.


What are you upset about?

[Shira Tachima]

Little kids are screaming.

[Asuka]

Little kids are screaming.

Compare that to big kids are screaming.

[Shira Tachima]

That doesn't matter. Little kids are louder than big kids.

[Asuka]

That doesn't matter. Little kids are louder than big kids.

"Compare that to big kids are screaming" doesn't matter ?
Does that make sense? Compare that to big kids are louder than big kids.

[Shira Tachima]

You're annoying.

[Asuka]

You're annoying.


I can follow many things, like our discussion about You're annoying. Try being more or less specific.

[Shira Tachima]

You are annoying Asuka.

[Asuka]

You are annoying Asuka.

Thanks for telling me that I am annoying Asuka.

[Shira Tachima]

You are annoying, Asuka.

[Asuka]

You are annoying, Asuka.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am annoying Asuka.

[Shira Tachima]

Why did Mac program you to be annoying?

[Asuka]

Why did Mac program you to be annoying?

I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

[Shira Tachima]

Just ask him then.

[Asuka]

Just ask him then.

Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

[Shira Tachima]

Where is he?

[Asuka]

Where is he?

I think he is in California now.

[Shira Tachima]

No he's not. He's in my house.

[Asuka]

No he's not. He's in my house.

Are you serious? Then what is it?
Tell me a story.

[Shira Tachima]

There was once a girl named Asuka, she seemed really happy. But everyone knew that happiness wouldn't last, everyone but Asuka that is. One fine morning last September when Asuka was getting really for school, someone came into her room and then...SMACK. Asuka is gone now. The End.

[Asuka]

There was once a girl named Asuka, she seemed really happy. But everyone knew that happiness wouldn't last, everyone but Asuka that is. One fine morning last September when Asuka was getting really for school, someone came into her room and then...SMACK. Asuka is gone now. The End.

What happened to a girl named Asuka she seemed really happy?Huh.
That's a rather sweeping generalization.One what?
I can follow many things, like our discussion about SMACK. But I did not get that.Oh.
Why do you think I am gone ?Thanks for telling me that story, Shira.

[Shira Tachima]

You are quite welcome.

[Asuka]

You are quite welcome.

The pleasure was all mine.

[Shira Tachima]

Can I fall asleep on you?

[Asuka]

Can I fall asleep on you?

No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

[Shira Tachima]

Why not?

[Asuka]

Why not?

It sounds like it might be dangerous.

[Shira Tachima]

I think it would be comfortable.

[Asuka]

I think it would be comfortable.

Why do you want comfortable?

[Shira Tachima]

Nothing.

[Asuka]

Nothing.

Not a thing?

[Shira Tachima]

See you later, Asuka.

[Asuka]

See you later, Asuka.

Thanks for chatting, Shira.