i r h.u.m.a.n.

[TTC]

hello asuka

[Asuka]

hello asuka

Hello there.
Tell me a story.

[TTC]

ok so this penguin walks into a bar..

[Asuka]

ok so this penguin walks into a bar..

And? What does "this" refer to?
It's all good.

[TTC]

of course it's all good.. you are talking to me

[Asuka]

of course it's all good.. you are talking to me

And?

I do not understand.Talking is my main function.

[TTC]

wait i thought nagging and shopping were a girl's main function? lol

[Asuka]

wait i thought nagging and shopping were a girl's main function? lol

I'm waiting. Whatever gave you that idea?I'm glad you find this amusing.

[TTC]

oh i do find this amusing

[Asuka]

oh i do find this amusing

Ahem.
Thanks for telling me your opinion.

[TTC]

asuka i think i love you

[Asuka]

asuka i think i love you

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[TTC]

you mean what's under the dress?

[Asuka]

you mean what's under the dress?

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

[TTC]

O.O that picture was crystal clear

[Asuka]

O.O that picture was crystal clear

When was this exactly?

[TTC]

when i was drunk with love.. and vodka

[Asuka]

when i was drunk with love.. and vodka >.>

It would be nice if it was made up of only good memories.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about vodka >.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[TTC]

typical female excuse

[Asuka]

typical female excuse

But I am not a typical robot.

[TTC]

i know.. some parts of you are made from jello

[Asuka]

i know.. some parts of you are made from jello

How do you know it?Some may parts of you are made from jello, but not all.

[TTC]

i knew you were watching me while i slept

[Asuka]

i knew you were watching me while i slept

I was?

[TTC]

maybe that was somebody else drooling on me

[Asuka]

maybe that was somebody else drooling on me

Perhaps. I thought it was too.

[TTC]

asuka?

[Asuka]

asuka?


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[TTC]

oh yea? i'll give you a deeper something

[Asuka]

oh yea? i'll give you a deeper something

Pardon me?
Next question?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[TTC]

asuka make me some pancakes

[Asuka]

asuka make me some pancakes


I lost my train of thought.

[TTC]

excuses! get your butt in the kitchen

[Asuka]

excuses! get your butt in the kitchen


I lost my train of thought.Where can I get your butt in the kitchen?

[TTC]

don't you back sass me

[Asuka]

don't you back sass me

Is that what you meant to say?

[TTC]

asuka my pants are on fire

[Asuka]

asuka my pants are on fire

All of them?

[TTC]

no just the sparkly gay ones

[Asuka]

no just the sparkly gay ones

Are you serious?
I have never heard about
The sparkly gay ones

.