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Hiro
12-08-2004, 02:40 PM
Place jokes concerning the happenings in the UK.

Joke 1:

If you take the train at night (or when its dark) and you fall asleep in the middle of the journey. You wake up at one of the stops and find your sorrounding pitch black, You're definately at Raynes Park!!

Joke 2:

Before the govt decided to get rid of the pigeons in Trafalgar Sq.
Warning: BIRD BOMBS. Pls bring an umbrella along with you if you ever go there.

Joke 3:

Qs: Which is the only place in the UK you'll never find ham??

Ans: Nothingham
Mac
12-08-2004, 04:51 PM
:lol:

didn't get the first one..
Lost Soul
12-08-2004, 04:56 PM
.... and?
Hiro
12-08-2004, 06:33 PM
:lol:

didn't get the first one..

Have you taken the Rail in the night before??
Mac
12-08-2004, 08:38 PM
No.... I don't use trains >_<
Hiro
12-09-2004, 12:18 AM
No.... I don't use trains >_<

You should take them sometime. Its good experience.
Seraphim
12-19-2004, 01:52 AM
O.o

Trains are fun to ride. ^-^
Hara Michiyo
02-17-2005, 01:37 PM
What do Paula Radclife and Hitler have in common? They both nearly finished a race.
Hiro
02-20-2005, 12:08 AM
who is Paula Radclife ?
Keated
02-20-2005, 12:16 AM
she's a runner. i believe she had to stop running in, what was it, the marathon or something...
Hiro
02-20-2005, 01:18 AM
ok. now i get the joke ^^;
Mac
02-20-2005, 08:31 PM
who is Paula Radclife ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD

good one . . . .

:swe: seriously....

the joke was funny too!
Sei Akujin
02-20-2005, 08:33 PM
LOL
Hara Michiyo
04-01-2005, 10:18 PM
This is not a UK joke, but I heard it on a tour of the River Thames, so it's a UK joke to me.

Why are pirates called pirates?

'Cause they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mac
04-02-2005, 08:19 PM
This is not a UK joke, but I heard it on a tour of the River Thames, so it's a UK joke to me.

Why are pirates called pirates?

'Cause they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrLOL funny :lol1:
Lady Battousai
04-04-2005, 12:37 AM
hahahahaha^.^