Deer Joke

[Verses]

What do you call a deer that can't see






I don't know no I deer


What do you call a deer that can't see or have any legs




I still don't know no I deer

[Blades Of Nightmare]

sweet

[ZERO]

never heard that before, but still good lol

[Seraphim]

>.> I don't get it.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

What do you call a doe mating during hunting season?


All you can eat for under a buck. XD

[Silver Winchester]

i heard those before on family guy

[Mac]

What do you call a doe mating during hunting season?


All you can eat for under a buck. XD

XD good one

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Did the deer have a little doe?


Yeah, 2 bucks.

(Old...3 stooges joke. I don't even know if it is still funny at all, but I may as well try)

And, to be honest, I didn't get the first two either, Seraphim...so, you're not alone in that one.

[Keated]

explanation:

1) Name for blind deer:

No idea [No-eyed-deer - cannae see without eyes :P]

2) Name for Immobile blind deer:

Still no idea [Still no-eyed-deer - cannae see without eyes, and cannae move without legs]

hope this has been enlightening ;) rofl...

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Oy....I got it now...thanks keated.

[Mac]

lol I get it now XD

[Keated]

lol, more people now admit that they didn't get the first 2? ^_^ lol

[Seraphim]

And, to be honest, I didn't get the first two either, Seraphim...so, you're not alone in that one.

Gah, another case of bad punch-line-ism.

[Lazybone]

haha

[Forgotten-Nobody]

I got another one:

Q: What does a redneck call a deer on the side of the road?

A: Dinner! ><

[Seraphim]

Ohhhh~~~ XD That's terrible~~~ Poor deer.