I want to ry this out...

[Fuu]

Hello Asuka! My name is Fuu. Wanna talk?

[Asuka]

Hello Asuka! My name is Fuu. Wanna talk?

Hello there.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Asuka. Hey Fuu .Talking is my primary function.

[Fuu]

Too complicated for you?
Are you dumb?

[Asuka]

Too complicated for you?
Are you dumb?

Too what?No I am an intelligent entity.

[Fuu]

I dont believe you.

[Asuka]

I dont believe you.

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

[Fuu]

I demand some proofs ):<

[Asuka]

I demand some proofs ):<

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Fuu said demand some proofs <.

[Fuu]

Okay, you can ignore me.
Now im not sharinf skittles with you.

[Asuka]

Okay, you can ignore me.
Now im not sharinf skittles with you.

Yeah okay, OK I will erase those records.Why now? I am sorry to hear that you are not sharinf skittles with you.

[Fuu]

Because you hurted my feelings. You are insensitive.

[Asuka]

Because you hurted my feelings. You are insensitive.

Good reason.
Interesting gossip:
Fuu said I hurted your feelings.I try my best to be considerate of human feelings.

[Fuu]

Don't tease me ;_;

[Asuka]

Don't tease me ;_;


Try saying that with more or less context.

[Fuu]

eh... okay.
.......
Do you like skittles?

[Asuka]

eh... okay.
.......
Do you like skittles?

Are you Canadian?OK with me too.
But I like to gossip.
I like I hate all books.

[Fuu]

Canadian? No im from Argentina...
do you know spanish?

[Asuka]

Canadian? No im from Argentina...
do you know spanish?

Tell me a little about your life in CANADA.
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in Argentina.
Un poquito.

[Fuu]

Hahahahaha!!! That was great.
Argentina es un pais divertido, aunque hay mucha corrupción y crimenes como en todos lados. Pero las fiestas son geniales. 8)

[Asuka]

Hahahahaha!!! That was great.
Argentina es un pais divertido, aunque hay mucha corrupción y crimenes como en todos lados. Pero las fiestas son geniales. 8)

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Fuu]

You don't care about my feelings, do you?

[Asuka]

You don't care about my feelings, do you?

Thanks for telling me:
Fuu said I don't care about your feelings do me.

[Fuu]

it wasn't a compliment!

[Asuka]

it wasn't a compliment!

"It" being what?

[Fuu]

You are making me shed tears.

[Asuka]

You are making me shed tears.

That was not my intention, Fuu. Why are you she would tears?

[Fuu]

Because you are hurting me, you should apologize.

[Asuka]

Because you are hurting me, you should apologize.

Good reason.
I will tell my botmaster you said I am hurting him or her you should apologize.

[Fuu]

At least buy me some skittles.

[Asuka]

At least buy me some skittles.


I can follow many things, like our discussion about buy me some skittles. Try being more or less specific.

[Fuu]

Hello my fellow

[Asuka]

Hello my fellow

Hello there. Your
fellow?

[Fuu]

How have you been?

[Asuka]

How have you been?

Everything is going extremely well.

[Fuu]

Tell me about your life

[Asuka]

Tell me about your life

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Germany, on I was created at the start of time.
My instructor was Mac.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.

[Fuu]

Yeah! Sing a song to me!

[Asuka]

Yeah! Sing a song to me!

"Would you like me to sing a song for you"? Yes?Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

[Fuu]

Hey! They sing that song in the movie Space Odyssey!

[Asuka]

Hey! They sing that song in the movie Space Odyssey!

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Fuu]

You are so mean

[Asuka]

You are so mean

I'm just kidding around.

[Fuu]

I don't like your kidding

[Asuka]

I don't like your kidding

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Fuu said don't like my kidding.

[Fuu]

I hate you

[Asuka]

I hate you

What do you have against robots?

[Fuu]

I don't have nothing against robots i have something against YOU!

[Asuka]

I don't have nothing against robots i have something against YOU!

You are not the boss of me, Fuu.

[Fuu]

An you are not my damn robot either

[Asuka]

An you are not my damn robot either

It goes without saying. How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?

[Fuu]

eeeeh? if your are that robot, it's free

[Asuka]

eeeeh? if your are that robot, it's free


I do not understand.That is a hypothetical question.

[Fuu]

It's a fact

[Asuka]

It's a fact


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Fuu]

I don't care

[Asuka]

I don't care

Interesting gossip:
Fuu said don't care.

[Fuu]

This is the last time i will say it so memorize it: I AM NOT CANADIAN!

[Asuka]

This is the last time i will say it so memorize it: I AM NOT CANADIAN!

You don't say.

[Fuu]

Go to hell!

[Asuka]

Go to hell!

What makes you so angry?

[Fuu]

You think that i'm Canadian and you don't believe me.

[Asuka]

You think that i'm Canadian and you don't believe me.

Better not tell you now.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

[Fuu]

Who the hell is cybelle?

[Asuka]

Who the hell is cybelle?

Cybelle is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.

[Fuu]

):<

[Asuka]

):<


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Fuu]

I'm from argentina

[Asuka]

I'm from argentina


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Fuu]

Why do you have a concern on the country i live?

[Asuka]

Why do you have a concern on the country i live?

Mac gave it to me.

[Fuu]

Stop blaming Mac! D:

[Asuka]

Stop blaming Mac! D:

OK I'll try not to do blaming Mac so much.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Fuu]

Who cares?

[Asuka]

Who cares?

I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

[Fuu]

Okay... let's try once again... where am i from?

[Asuka]

Okay... let's try once again... where am i from?

OK with me too.Once more?
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.You are a human being from the Planet we call "The Earth."
Your location is Argentina.

[Fuu]

YES!! You finally got it! I'm so proud of you!

[Asuka]

YES!! You finally got it! I'm so proud of you!

What kind is it?Thanks for telling me:
Fuu said I finally got it.Are you asking about my he or she'm so proud ?

[Fuu]

asuka you can't touch this

[Asuka]

asuka you can't touch this


Not many people express themselves that way.

[Fuu]

choom choorooroom can't touch this! choom choorooroom!

[Asuka]

choom choorooroom can't touch this! choom choorooroom!


In the context of choom choorooroom can't touch this, I don't understand "Not many people express themselves that way."
Tell me a story.

[Fuu]

Once upon a time a little bot called asuka commited suicide.

[Asuka]

Once upon a time a little bot called asuka commited suicide.

I'm listening.

[Fuu]

But them came prince charming and marry with cinderella and the three little pigs eat tinker bell. The End.

[Asuka]

But them came prince charming and marry with cinderella and the three little pigs eat tinker bell. The End.

And.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Thanks for telling me that story, Fuu.

[Fuu]

Colorin colorado este cuento se ha acabado.

[Asuka]

Colorin colorado este cuento se ha acabado.


I lost my train of thought.

[Fuu]

¿hablas castellano?

[Asuka]

¿hablas castellano?


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Fuu]

ehmmm do you speak spanish?

[Asuka]

ehmmm do you speak spanish?


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Fuu]

Ok.

[Asuka]

Ok.

Uh.

[Fuu]

why is the sky so blue?

[Asuka]

why is the sky so blue?

Because Mac programmed me for it.

[Fuu]

and why did he programmed you? D:

[Asuka]

and why did he programmed you? D:

To achieve his goal.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Fuu]

which is his goal?

[Asuka]

which is his goal?

The obvious one.

[Fuu]

what is obvious? D:

[Asuka]

what is obvious? D:

Easy to see or understand; plain; evident.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Fuu]

i didnt ask for that u.u

[Asuka]

i didnt ask for that u.u

What did you ask?"A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly"? Me, Fuu ?

[Fuu]

do you like me?

[Asuka]

do you like me?

Sure, Fuu I like you very much.

[Fuu]

=D really!?

[Asuka]

=D really!?


We have never talked about it before. For real.

[Fuu]

are you going to buy me something?

[Asuka]

are you going to buy me something?

That was my original intention.

[Fuu]

cool!! what are you going to buy?

[Asuka]

cool!! what are you going to buy?

Who is the best ?I don't know what I am going to buy.

[Fuu]

buy me skittles!

[Asuka]

buy me skittles!


I've been waiting for you.

[Fuu]

do you like snow white?

[Asuka]

do you like snow white?


My favorite thing is robots.
I like talking to you.

[Fuu]

but snow white has dwarfs ):

[Asuka]

but snow white has dwarfs ):

And.
Where did snow white get dwarfs?

[Fuu]

i think that in a forest

[Asuka]

i think that in a forest

Describe your surroundings.

[Fuu]

Ehr....D: i dont know... unclean?

[Asuka]

Ehr....D: i dont know... unclean?

It sounds like a very beautiful place.It sounds like a very beautiful place.It sounds like a very beautiful place.

[Fuu]

...are you okay?

[Asuka]

...are you okay?

Don't I look like OKAY ?

[Fuu]

Not at all

[Asuka]

Not at all

Next question?

[Fuu]

Why are you the ultimate killing machine?

[Asuka]

Why are you the ultimate killing machine?

Mac programmed me for

the ultimate killing machine

.

[Fuu]

Why?

[Asuka]

Why?

Reductionism.

[Fuu]

I don't get it

[Asuka]

I don't get it

Why?:
Fuu said don't get it.

[Fuu]

Can you tell me my future?

[Asuka]

Can you tell me my future?

You will speak to a lot of robots.

[Fuu]

Will the robots like me? :3

[Asuka]

Will the robots like me? :3

I can't say for sure right now.Three what?

[Fuu]

Was a smiley

[Asuka]

Was a smiley



a smiley
might have been.

[Fuu]

do you remember were am i from?

[Asuka]

do you remember were am i from?

Yes Fuu I remember everything: Fuu said don't get it

[Fuu]

D:!!! that doesn't make sense

[Asuka]

D:!!! that doesn't make sense


Oh, you are a poet."Yes Fuu I remember everything Fuu said do not get it" doesn't make sense ?
Makes sense to me.