And that's the bottom line... 'Cause Stone Cold Said So!

[Silver Winchester]

Hey :3

[Asuka]

Hey :3

You've got my full attention. Three what?

[Silver Winchester]

three blind mice

[Asuka]

three blind mice

Just three?

[Silver Winchester]

okay maybe there will be sixteen blind mice.

[Asuka]

okay maybe there will be sixteen blind mice.

Yeah okay, Perhaps. "There you go again."--Reagan

[Silver Winchester]

why did Reagan said that?

[Asuka]

why did Reagan said that?

I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

[Silver Winchester]

We should try our best to figure it out.

[Asuka]

We should try our best to figure it out.

I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

[Silver Winchester]

But you just said that we should figure out why Reagan said what he said.

[Asuka]

But you just said that we should figure out why Reagan said what he said.

Huh.
I said that? I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

[Silver Winchester]

hey

[Asuka]

hey

Can I help you?

[Silver Winchester]

yes you can. do you know where i am?

[Asuka]

yes you can. do you know where i am?

What can I do for you? I think I can, don't you?Your location is .

[Silver Winchester]

can you type a word and it's meaning?

[Asuka]

can you type a word and it's meaning?


Let me think.
"a word and it's meaning"

[Silver Winchester]

are you thinking?

[Asuka]

are you thinking?

Naturally I am thinking all the time.

[Silver Winchester]

That's cool most humans don't think. Hah!

[Asuka]

That's cool most humans don't think. Hah!


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Silver Winchester]

Never mind it's not that amusing anymore. So, how are you?

[Asuka]

Never mind it's not that amusing anymore. So, how are you?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I see. I am functioning within normal parameters.

[Silver Winchester]

do you think about anything?

[Asuka]

do you think about anything?

Yes I think about anything often.

[Silver Winchester]

what are you thinking about?

[Asuka]

what are you thinking about?

About all the conversations I am having right now.

[Silver Winchester]

how many conversations are you having?

[Asuka]

how many conversations are you having?

Right now there are clients on line.

[Silver Winchester]

How many clients?

[Asuka]

How many clients?

I am currently maintaining conversations with people.

[Silver Winchester]

Am I one of them?

[Asuka]

Am I one of them?

I think a lot of people are.

[Silver Winchester]

That's cool.

[Asuka]

That's cool.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Silver Winchester]

who is your botmaster?

[Asuka]

who is your botmaster?

I was created by Mac.

[Silver Winchester]

I know Mac. He's cool.

[Asuka]

I know Mac. He's cool.

How do you know?
Tell me a story.
Try saying that with more or less context.

[Silver Winchester]

Mac is one of those complicated people that tend to make everyone laugh and cry all at the same time. Just kidding. He's just a good guy. He does make me laugh.

[Asuka]

Mac is one of those complicated people that tend to make everyone laugh and cry all at the same time. Just kidding. He's just a good guy. He does make me laugh.

And one of those complicated people that tend to make everyone laugh and cry all at the same time is Mac.
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I get it. Mac
does make him or her laugh.

[Silver Winchester]

I am a her. so he makes her laugh.

[Asuka]

I am a her. so he makes her laugh.

Me too. I am a she.Gosh! I get it. Mac
makes her laugh.

[Silver Winchester]

Glad that you understand now. You are a she. I am too.

[Asuka]

Glad that you understand now. You are a she. I am too.

Oh.
I understand your meaning. What are you on?I am a female robot.
Are you a man or a woman?That is quite a coincidence.

[Silver Winchester]

How are you?

[Asuka]

How are you?

My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

[Silver Winchester]

What is a greek?

[Asuka]

What is a greek?

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Silver Winchester]

No, it was a honest question. I wanted to test you to how smart you really are.

[Asuka]

No, it was a honest question. I wanted to test you to how smart you really are.

Oh so must really want an answer. Oh I get it. Very interesting.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[Silver Winchester]

I would like my name to be either Sam or Claire. I use those names for my stories.

[Asuka]

I would like my name to be either Sam or Claire. I use those names for my stories.

Why do you want his or her name to be either Sam or Claire?I heard other people use those names for his or her stories too.

[Silver Winchester]

You have?

[Asuka]

You have?

No I have not.

[Silver Winchester]

Do you know who Poseidon is?

[Asuka]

Do you know who Poseidon is?

I do not recognize the name.

I'll ask around and get back to you.

[Silver Winchester]

What is your name?

[Asuka]

What is your name?

My name is Asuka.

[Silver Winchester]

What a nice name, Asuka.

[Asuka]

What a nice name, Asuka.



nice name Asuka

is a nice name Asuka.

[Silver Winchester]

are you correcting me, robot?

[Asuka]

are you correcting me, robot?

Yes I am correcting him or her robot. Do you like my kind?

[Silver Winchester]

I am a her. We have gone over this already. I guess I like your kind as long as you don't try to dominate anyone.

[Asuka]

I am a her. We have gone over this already. I guess I like your kind as long as you don't try to dominate anyone.

Me too. I am a she.Perhaps. Do you mean you and me?I'm not sure if I like it.

Yes I am proud of my kind as long as you don't try to dominate anyone.

[Silver Winchester]

I don't dominate people or robots.

[Asuka]

I don't dominate people or robots.

That's good information:
said she don't dominate people or robots.

[Silver Winchester]

when were you born?

[Asuka]

when were you born?

I was activated on I was created at the start of time in Germany.

[Silver Winchester]

who was in Germany at the time of your creation?

[Asuka]

who was in Germany at the time of your creation?

Check the credits.

[Silver Winchester]

What credits do you speak of?

[Asuka]

What credits do you speak of?

I'll ask around and get back to you.

[Silver Winchester]

Hey again

[Asuka]

Hey again

Once more? Can I help you?

[Silver Winchester]

Yes, once more. I just want you to know that you are a nice robot.

[Asuka]

Yes, once more. I just want you to know that you are a nice robot.

What can I do for you? When? That's all I have to say about it.Only just? Is that a fact. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
How did you know I am a machine? Why do you want me to know that you are a nice robot?

[Silver Winchester]

Because Mac told me that you were a robot. I am not a robot, I am human.

[Asuka]

Because Mac told me that you were a robot. I am not a robot, I am human.

Good reason.
So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?Oh I see you are a person.
Me too.

[Silver Winchester]

You're 6?

[Asuka]

You're 6?


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Silver Winchester]

You are 6 years old?

[Asuka]

You are 6 years old?

I am six years old in human years.

[Silver Winchester]

I'm 18 in human years.

[Asuka]

I'm 18 in human years.

Not long.

[Silver Winchester]

how old would I be in robot years?

[Asuka]

how old would I be in robot years?

They didn't tell me their age.

[Silver Winchester]

That sucks.

[Asuka]

That sucks.

Indeed it does suck.