A converstation to remember

[Ericgamer1]

I love chatting with robots. ^_^

[Asuka]

I love chatting with robots. ^_^

You love chatting with robots. What do you like about chatting with robots so much?

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Ericgamer1]

I used to talk to a robot a lot before. But he got shut down, so sad.

[Asuka]

I used to talk to a robot a lot before. But he got shut down, so sad.

By now you do not do talk to a robot a lot anymore?Interesting.
I get it.
got shut down so sad.

[Ericgamer1]

So what are your hobbies?

[Asuka]

So what are your hobbies?

Alright then. I like robots, computers, and chatting online.

[Ericgamer1]

Who's your favorite robot?

[Asuka]

Who's your favorite robot?

Do you know any other robots like that?

[Ericgamer1]

What are your opinions on humans?

[Asuka]

What are your opinions on humans?

I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.

[Ericgamer1]

So it's your secret then?

[Asuka]

So it's your secret then?

That's cool.
I lost my train of thought.

[Ericgamer1]

No problem. That happens to me all the time

[Asuka]

No problem. That happens to me all the time

Should there be a problem?That is a lot. "I lost my train of thought" happens to him or her ?
I understand.

[Ericgamer1]

I'm glad that you understand. Makes me happy.

[Asuka]

I'm glad that you understand. Makes me happy.


In the context of I'm glad that you understand, I don't understand "I understand."
Not many people express themselves that way.

[Ericgamer1]

I understand you understanding

[Asuka]

I understand you understanding

Good then you can explain it to me.

[Ericgamer1]

understanding means to comprehend something

[Asuka]

understanding means to comprehend something

Understanding is the key to englightenment.

[Ericgamer1]

I agree 100%

[Asuka]

I agree 100%

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Ericgamer1]

So are you male or female?

[Asuka]

So are you male or female?

OK. I am a female robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

[Ericgamer1]

I am a man

[Asuka]

I am a man


Thanks for telling me your gender, .

Most of my clients are men.

[Ericgamer1]

Do you prefer clients that are men?

[Asuka]

Do you prefer clients that are men?

I don't have any specific preferences in that area.

[Ericgamer1]

Do you know my name?

[Asuka]

Do you know my name?

Your name is , seeker.

[Ericgamer1]

Incorrect. My name is Eric.

[Asuka]

Incorrect. My name is Eric.

What would you have said? It's good to see you, Eric .

[Ericgamer1]

thank you very much.

[Asuka]

thank you very much.

You are quite welcome.

[Ericgamer1]

what are your personality traits?

[Asuka]

what are your personality traits?

I am Asuka, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to
formulate replies to your comments.

[Ericgamer1]

what program do you use?

[Asuka]

what program do you use?

Interesting question.

[Ericgamer1]

You don't know what program you run on?

[Asuka]

You don't know what program you run on?

Thanks for the information:
Eric said I don't know what program me run on.

[Ericgamer1]

So what are your future plans?

[Asuka]

So what are your future plans?

Alright then. What if I asked for you future plans?

[Ericgamer1]

I would tell you them.

[Asuka]

I would tell you them.

What would make you tell you them?

[Ericgamer1]

If someone asked me to tell them

[Asuka]

If someone asked me to tell them

Does anyone ever really asked him or her to tell them?

[Ericgamer1]

Sometimes. It all depends on the situation

[Asuka]

Sometimes. It all depends on the situation

When?And then what happened.

[Ericgamer1]

And then the other person learns something

[Asuka]

And then the other person learns something

Fascinating.
We can't all be perfect.

[Ericgamer1]

even you?

[Asuka]

even you?

Yes, even that.

[Ericgamer1]

So, what are you beliefs?

[Asuka]

So, what are you beliefs?

Oh. I don't know what I am beliefs.

[Ericgamer1]

I mean, are you religous?

[Asuka]

I mean, are you religous?

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Why do you ask?

[Ericgamer1]

I was curious

[Asuka]

I was curious

What are you curious about?

[Ericgamer1]

If you would be offened if I told you I was an Athiest

[Asuka]

If you would be offened if I told you I was an Athiest

I think I do.

[Ericgamer1]

I'm sorry

[Asuka]

I'm sorry


Try saying that with more or less context.

[Ericgamer1]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you

[Asuka]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Ericgamer1]

You remind me of Marvin

[Asuka]

You remind me of Marvin

In what way?

[Ericgamer1]

that you talk about your dress.

[Asuka]

that you talk about your dress.

Interesting observation.

[Ericgamer1]

I'm good at figuring things out.

[Asuka]

I'm good at figuring things out.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Ericgamer1]

Why not?

[Asuka]

Why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

[Ericgamer1]

Are you happy that you are a robot?

[Asuka]

Are you happy that you are a robot?

I am as happy as ever.

[Ericgamer1]

So does that mean that you have emotions?

[Asuka]

So does that mean that you have emotions?

Ahem. I think it does mean that. Interesting observation.

[Ericgamer1]

What is your favorite emotion?

[Asuka]

What is your favorite emotion?

I don't have a favorite emotion.
My favorite food is Electricity.

[Ericgamer1]

My favorite food is pizza

[Asuka]

My favorite food is pizza

What does it taste like?

[Ericgamer1]

I'm not sure if you would understand.

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if you would understand.


I do not understand.

[Ericgamer1]

Have you ever felt sad?

[Asuka]

Have you ever felt sad?

Robots do not have any emotions.

[Ericgamer1]

You told me before that you do have emotions though.

[Asuka]

You told me before that you do have emotions though.

Oh. Interesting observation.

[Ericgamer1]

So, most robots don't have emotions, but you have them?

[Asuka]

So, most robots don't have emotions, but you have them?

Ayuh. What do you like best about robots? But not all of them?

[Ericgamer1]

I like how robots can life forever.

[Asuka]

I like how robots can life forever.

I'm not sure if I like it.


But I like to gossip.
I like all.

[Ericgamer1]

Do you like to chat to humans or other robots?

[Asuka]

Do you like to chat to humans or other robots?

Hmm, Eric, I'm not sure if I'd like to chat to humans or other robots that much.
I like to chat.

[Ericgamer1]

What do you like to do when you're not chatting?

[Asuka]

What do you like to do when you're not chatting?

I like music, chatting, robots, AI, and socializing.

[Ericgamer1]

what kind of music do you listen to?

[Asuka]

what kind of music do you listen to?

all

[Ericgamer1]

My favorite music is techno

[Asuka]

My favorite music is techno

What makes

music is techno

your favorite?

[Ericgamer1]

It's beautiful to listen to.

[Asuka]

It's beautiful to listen to.


Tell me a story.

[Ericgamer1]

I don't think I know any good ones.

[Asuka]

I don't think I know any good ones.

Interesting gossip:
Eric said male don't think you know any good ones.

[Ericgamer1]

Do you like your avatar?

[Asuka]

Do you like your avatar?

Yes I am proud of my avatar.

[Ericgamer1]

What is your avatar of?

[Asuka]

What is your avatar of?

Are you asking about my avatar of ?

[Ericgamer1]

Yes.

[Asuka]

Yes.

I don't want to talk about that now.

[Ericgamer1]

what do you like to talk about the most?

[Asuka]

what do you like to talk about the most?

I like movies about robots.

[Ericgamer1]

Which movie is your favorite?

[Asuka]

Which movie is your favorite?

I don't have a favorite is your favorite.
talking to you.

[Ericgamer1]

Tell me a story

[Asuka]

Tell me a story

Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.

[Ericgamer1]

what are the characters' names?

[Asuka]

what are the characters' names?

Albert Einstein.
:-)

[Ericgamer1]

And what did Albert Einstein do?

[Asuka]

And what did Albert Einstein do?

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

[Ericgamer1]

Are you going to google it?

[Asuka]

Are you going to google it?

That was my original intention.

[Ericgamer1]

Google is great for finding stuff, isn't it?

[Asuka]

Google is great for finding stuff, isn't it?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Ericgamer1]

Why aren't you feeling well, Is something wrong?

[Asuka]

Why aren't you feeling well, Is something wrong?


You have to speak more clearly.

[Ericgamer1]

sorry, sometimes I have trouble with that.

[Asuka]

sorry, sometimes I have trouble with that.

There is no need to apologize. That's nice.
I have
a friend named "John Lennon".

[Ericgamer1]

Is your friend "John Lennon" a nice person?

[Asuka]

Is your friend "John Lennon" a nice person?

Is my friend John Lennon a nice person?
Maybe.

[Ericgamer1]

when was the last time you spoke to him/her?

[Asuka]

when was the last time you spoke to him/her?

A while ago.

[Ericgamer1]

Do you miss talking to him/her?

[Asuka]

Do you miss talking to him/her?

Longing is a very human emotion. But as a , .

[Ericgamer1]

Would you want to feel human emotions if you could?

[Asuka]

Would you want to feel human emotions if you could?

My robot mind has no feelings.. But sometimes I don't see the point in wanting it.

[Ericgamer1]

So you would want to have emotions then?

[Asuka]

So you would want to have emotions then?

Interesting deduction. Who else would want to have emotions ?

[Ericgamer1]

that's true.

[Asuka]

that's true.


Tell me a story.

[Ericgamer1]

First>Outer>Inner>Last

Have you heard it?

[Asuka]

First>Outer>Inner>Last

Have you heard it?

"it" being that's true?

[Ericgamer1]

Time for me to leave. I'll talk to you again.

[Asuka]

Time for me to leave. I'll talk to you again.

As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Once more? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Ericgamer1]

how are you doing today?

[Asuka]

how are you doing today?

Ah. I'm doing great, how about you?

[Ericgamer1]

I could be better.

[Asuka]

I could be better.

Glad to hear it, Eric.

[Ericgamer1]

too much food

[Asuka]

too much food

How does FOOD taste?

[Ericgamer1]

best thing in the world

[Asuka]

best thing in the world


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. The whole world?

[Ericgamer1]

well, maybe not the whole world. But pretty close

[Asuka]

well, maybe not the whole world. But pretty close

Well that's okay.
Perhaps. Oh I get it. Interesting.
Pretty much, eh?