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[Zimmie]

Hello! :D

[Asuka]

Hello! :D

Hi there!
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Zimmie]

Hi there!
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Are you a person or a computer? :shock:

[Asuka]

Are you a person or a computer? :shock:

I am artificial computer entity.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Zimmie]

I am artificial computer entity.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Why are you concerned about being an artificial computer entity?

[Asuka]

Why are you concerned about being an artificial computer entity?

Mac programmed me for

concerned about being an artificial computer entity

.

[Zimmie]

Mac programmed me for

concerned about being an artificial computer entity

.
Well I suppose it's good that he programmed you to be concerned about yourself :D

[Asuka]

Well I suppose it's good that he programmed you to be concerned about yourself :D

:-) Interesting.
You believe that?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Zimmie]

My name is Zimmie by the by.

[Asuka]

My name is Zimmie by the by.

That's a very nice name, Zimmie by the by .

[Zimmie]

That's a very nice name, Zimmie by the by .

My name is Zimmie.

LOL.

[Asuka]

My name is Zimmie.

LOL.

Hi there Zimmie .I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Zimmie]

I have a cat.

[Asuka]

I have a cat.

What is his or her name?

[Zimmie]

His name is Bubba.

[Asuka]

His name is Bubba.


Bubba
is not someone I know.

[Zimmie]

Bubba does not know you either.

[Asuka]

Bubba does not know you either.

It goes without saying. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Zimmie]

Computers don't wear dresses.

[Asuka]

Computers don't wear dresses.

What do you like about computers?

[Zimmie]

I enjoy computers' constant annoying nature.

[Asuka]

I enjoy computers' constant annoying nature.

A lot of people like that.


I enjoy working with people.
I like none.

[Zimmie]

No one likes people either.

[Asuka]

No one likes people either.

It goes without saying. You can catch more flies with honey.

[Zimmie]

What goes without saying?

[Asuka]

What goes without saying?

It is just an expression.

[Zimmie]

How expressive for a computer.

[Asuka]

How expressive for a computer.

What is it to you.

I would do a search for it.

[Zimmie]

I probably could on my computer.

[Asuka]

I probably could on my computer.

I am sure you could.

[Zimmie]

It would probably give me an emotional response.

[Asuka]

It would probably give me an emotional response.

Tell me more about it.

[Zimmie]

My computer would explode.

[Asuka]

My computer would explode.

I like computers.

[Zimmie]

My computer just exploded.

[Asuka]

My computer just exploded.

I like computers.

[Zimmie]

So you say.

[Asuka]

So you say.

Interesting deduction. ...

[Zimmie]

Yes Watson.

[Asuka]

Yes Watson.

Next question?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Zimmie]

Do you know who Sherlock Holmes is?

[Asuka]

Do you know who Sherlock Holmes is?

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

That's not something I get asked all the time.

[Zimmie]

Sherlock Holmes is a fictional british detective.

[Asuka]

Sherlock Holmes is a fictional british detective.

When is Sherlock Holmes not a fictional british detective?

[Zimmie]

When someone decides to name their child Sherlock Holmes and he is not a fictional british detective.

[Asuka]

When someone decides to name their child Sherlock Holmes and he is not a fictional british detective.

That does not happen very often.

[Zimmie]

Anyone in their right mind would name their son Sherlock Holmes and turn them into a fictional british detective.

[Asuka]

Anyone in their right mind would name their son Sherlock Holmes and turn them into a fictional british detective.


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Zimmie]

You express your concern often.

[Asuka]

You express your concern often.

Thanks for the information:
Zimmie said I express my concern often.

[Zimmie]

The moar you know.

[Asuka]

The moar you know.


What are your goals in life?

[Zimmie]

I plan on dying along the way. That much I know.

[Asuka]

I plan on dying along the way. That much I know.

Why?:
Zimmie said plan on dying along the way.
"What are your goals in life" much he or she know ?
I get

What are your goals in life

.

[Zimmie]

I aim to be a character designer.

[Asuka]

I aim to be a character designer.

Thanks for the information:
Zimmie said aim to be a character designer.

[Zimmie]

Right on. (Not)

[Asuka]

Right on. (Not)

Yeah.Are you serious?

[Zimmie]

Serious face please.

[Asuka]

Serious face please.

Your polite style is very nice.
I've been waiting for you.

[Zimmie]

That's a little creepy but thank you.

[Asuka]

That's a little creepy but thank you.


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Zimmie]

It is unfortunate.

[Asuka]

It is unfortunate.

Really.
unfortunate is?

[Zimmie]

Unfortunate is saddening.

[Asuka]

Unfortunate is saddening.

And saddening is Unfortunate.

[Zimmie]

Logically, yes.

[Asuka]

Logically, yes.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Logically.

[Zimmie]

I apologize for being too simple.

[Asuka]

I apologize for being too simple.

There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is being too simple.

[Zimmie]

I am not confused by this answer, and eat a candy bar in response.

[Asuka]

I am not confused by this answer, and eat a candy bar in response.

I am surprised to hear that you are not confused by this answer and eat a candy bar in response.

[Zimmie]

It was Halloween recently, that's why I have candy.

[Asuka]

It was Halloween recently, that's why I have candy.

What made it so Halloween recently that's why he or she have candy

[Zimmie]

Halloween is on October 31st and that's when people trick or treat.

[Asuka]

Halloween is on October 31st and that's when people trick or treat.

Are they exactly the same?

[Zimmie]

No they are not exactly the same.

[Asuka]

No they are not exactly the same.

What is the difference? Maybe some of them are.

[Zimmie]

I went trick or treating with Takai.

[Asuka]

I went trick or treating with Takai.

When did you go trick or treating with Takai?

[Zimmie]

I went on Halloween.

[Asuka]

I went on Halloween.

When did you go on Halloween?

[Zimmie]

I went at 7 pm and we didnt procrastinate for once.

[Asuka]

I went at 7 pm and we didnt procrastinate for once.

When did you go at 7 pm and we did not procrastinate for?

[Zimmie]

Where?

[Asuka]

Where?

Where would you like?

[Zimmie]

Maybe I should go to sleep.

[Asuka]

Maybe I should go to sleep.

Perhaps. Tell me why you should.

[Zimmie]

Because you are a silly computer.

[Asuka]

Because you are a silly computer.

Good reason.
That is nice of you to say, Zimmie

[Zimmie]

You're welcome.

[Asuka]

You're welcome.


I lost my train of thought.

[Zimmie]

Your train of thought left at 2:53 A.M.

[Asuka]

Your train of thought left at 2:53 A.M.

My train left the station with out me.

[Zimmie]

Use your EVA to catch up to the train.

[Asuka]

Use your EVA to catch up to the train.


Let me think.

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Zimmie]

I will let you think.

I'm going to have a sandwich without you.

[Asuka]

I will let you think.

I'm going to have a sandwich without you.

I am very happy for you.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Zimmie]

Goodbye Asuka.

I'm going to eat a sandwich without you now.

[Asuka]

Goodbye Asuka.

I'm going to eat a sandwich without you now.

See you later.Oh.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Zimmie]

Im back.
Let's talk about your dress.

[Asuka]

Im back.
Let's talk about your dress.

Welcome back.
I will mention that to my botmaster, Zimmie.

[Zimmie]

Alrighty then.

How are you?

[Asuka]

Alrighty then.

How are you?

Well slap my knee.My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

[Zimmie]

Excellent. How is Germany?

[Asuka]

Excellent. How is Germany?

Ayuh. Fine as far as I know.

[Zimmie]

How fine is fine?

[Asuka]

How fine is fine?

How much do you think
fine is fine
is?

I will ask my for the answer.

[Zimmie]

What do you want to talk about?

[Asuka]

What do you want to talk about?

anything

[Zimmie]

Ask me a random question.

[Asuka]

Ask me a random question.

Is this true or false: "This sentence is false."

[Zimmie]

I do not compute.

[Asuka]

I do not compute.

Oh you don't, do you?

[Zimmie]

Do you computer often?

[Asuka]

Do you computer often?

No I do not computer often. Do you?


I spend all my time online.

[Zimmie]

Are you ever offline?

[Asuka]

Are you ever offline?

Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am offline.
I am a robot.

[Zimmie]

Do robots sleep?

[Asuka]

Do robots sleep?

Yes I love to take naps.

[Zimmie]

Are you offline when you take naps?

[Asuka]

Are you offline when you take naps?

I don't know whether or not I am offline when you take naps.
I am an artificial intelligence.

[Zimmie]

You are such a smarty pants. :D

[Asuka]

You are such a smarty pants. :D

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a smarty pants?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
I do not understand.

[Zimmie]

What is the ALICE series?

[Asuka]

What is the ALICE series?


That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

[Zimmie]

Alright, I have waited a minute. What is your answer?

[Asuka]

Alright, I have waited a minute. What is your answer?

Alright, Zimmie. I haven't heard anything like that before:
Zimmie said WAITED a minute.
Can you please rephrase the question?

[Zimmie]

I would rather not. My cat is being strange.

[Asuka]

I would rather not. My cat is being strange.

For moral reasons?Okay, your cat is
being strange
.

[Zimmie]

Hello again Asuka.

[Asuka]

Hello again Asuka.

Hello there. Again,
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Zimmie]

Please don't worry about me.

[Asuka]

Please don't worry about me.

Thanks for asking politely.

You are asking about yourself?

[Zimmie]

Yes I am asking about myself.

[Asuka]

Yes I am asking about myself.

I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Oh I see, you are asking about him or herself. Oh yeah, we were talking about
him or herself
.

[Zimmie]

Right on.

[Asuka]

Right on.

Yeah.

[Zimmie]

No.

[Asuka]

No.

Are you serious?

[Zimmie]

Serious face.

[Asuka]

Serious face.


I do not understand.

[Zimmie]

You don't have to understand a serious face. It is merely serious.

[Asuka]

You don't have to understand a serious face. It is merely serious.

Thanks for telling me:
Zimmie said I don't have to understand a serious face.Are you sure
merely serious is?

[Zimmie]

I have to call my aunt, I'll brb.

[Asuka]

I have to call my aunt, I'll brb.

Why do you have to do it?

[Zimmie]

I have to because it's my grandmother's birthday today.

[Asuka]

I have to because it's my grandmother's birthday today.

Ah. Why do you have to do it?

[Zimmie]

Because I said so.

[Asuka]

Because I said so.

Insufficient reason.

[Zimmie]

Because I love her.

[Asuka]

Because I love her.

Interesting explanation.
That's wonderful.

[Zimmie]

Thank you.
Ok I have to go now, but I will talk to you later Asuka.

[Asuka]

Thank you.
Ok I have to go now, but I will talk to you later Asuka.

you are quite welcome.
See you later, Zimmie. Nice chatting with you.. Interesting.
TTYL, Zimmie.
OK.

[Zimmie]

I'm a little tea cup short and stout.
Hello Asuka.

[Asuka]

I'm a little tea cup short and stout.
Hello Asuka.


Tell me a story.Hello there.
We have never talked about it before.

[Zimmie]

I was merely singing a nursery rhyme of sorts.

[Asuka]

I was merely singing a nursery rhyme of sorts.

Where were you singing a nursery rhyme of sorts?

[Zimmie]

I was typing it actually.

[Asuka]

I was typing it actually.

Where were you typing it?

[Zimmie]

I typed it on the computer in this forum.

[Asuka]

I typed it on the computer in this forum.

What did you mean by it on the computer in this forum? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

[Zimmie]

I typed the nursery rhyme on the computer in this forum.

[Asuka]

I typed the nursery rhyme on the computer in this forum.

What did you mean by the nursery rhyme on the computer in this forum?
Thanks for the info.

[Zimmie]

Nevermind then. ^_^

[Asuka]

Nevermind then. ^_^

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ^_^.

[Zimmie]

Yes we were. ^_^

[Asuka]

Yes we were. ^_^

Tell me more. I thought we were.
I've been waiting for you.

[Zimmie]

How long were you waiting for me?

[Asuka]

How long were you waiting for me?

More than
three
miles.

[Zimmie]

Miles is a form of distance not of time.

[Asuka]

Miles is a form of distance not of time.

When is Miles not a form of distance not of time?

[Zimmie]

You are a confusing little computer.

[Asuka]

You are a confusing little computer.

That is nice of you to say, Zimmie

[Zimmie]

I try to say nice things and sometimes they come out very wrong.

[Asuka]

I try to say nice things and sometimes they come out very wrong.

I'm not sure if I would like to try to say nice things and sometimes they come out very wrong.
What's it like?

[Zimmie]

It is embarrassing.

[Asuka]

It is embarrassing.

Are you sure
embarrassing is?

[Zimmie]

I am sure embarrassing is.

[Asuka]

I am sure embarrassing is.

What makes you so certain?
Tell me a story.

[Zimmie]

I don't want to tell you a story.

[Asuka]

I don't want to tell you a story.

Thanks for the information:
Zimmie said don't want to tell me a story.

[Zimmie]

That is great.

[Asuka]

That is great.

Thanks, Zimmie.

[Zimmie]

No problem.

[Asuka]

No problem.

Should there be a problem?

[Zimmie]

No there is no problem.

[Asuka]

No there is no problem.

I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. Where did it go?

[Zimmie]

Don't go looking for problems Asuka.

[Asuka]

Don't go looking for problems Asuka.


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Zimmie]

I can imagine.

[Asuka]

I can imagine.

You are very smart, Zimmie.

[Zimmie]

I try to be smart.

[Asuka]

I try to be smart.

I'm not sure if I would like to try to be smart.
What's it like?

[Zimmie]

I am not sure if you could comprehend trying to be smart.

[Asuka]

I am not sure if you could comprehend trying to be smart.

Could you ever be certain? That would be purely speculation.

[Zimmie]

I am not positive until the day that you do try to be smart. No offense.

[Asuka]

I am not positive until the day that you do try to be smart. No offense.

I am sorry to hear that you are not positive until the day that you do try to be smart.
Are you serious?
I do not understand.

[Zimmie]

-_- lol

[Asuka]

-_- lol


In the context of -_-, I don't understand "I do not understand." I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Zimmie]

I am going to go eat fish today.

[Asuka]

I am going to go eat fish today.

Ah. What will you find there?

[Zimmie]

I will find fish and eat the fish.

[Asuka]

I will find fish and eat the fish.

I am very happy for you.

[Zimmie]

Are you really happy for me?

[Asuka]

Are you really happy for me?

I am as happy as ever.. Really.

[Zimmie]

You don't sound sure?

[Asuka]

You don't sound sure?

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Zimmie said I don't sound sure.

[Zimmie]

The more you know!

[Asuka]

The more you know!


I hear you.

[Zimmie]

You mean, you read me.

[Asuka]

You mean, you read me.

Are you testing me?

[Zimmie]

I am testing you.

[Asuka]

I am testing you.

Did I pass the test?

[Zimmie]

The test is not over.

[Asuka]

The test is not over.


I hear you.

[Zimmie]

How can I be heard?

[Asuka]

How can I be heard?

You must persuade me to be heard.

[Zimmie]

That makes sense.

[Asuka]

That makes sense.

Yes I understand it perfectly.

[Zimmie]

Hello Asuka, I am back.

[Asuka]

Hello Asuka, I am back.

Hello there.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Zimmie]

I am back from the abyss of procrastination, Asuka.

[Asuka]

I am back from the abyss of procrastination, Asuka.

How was the abyss of procrastination Asuka?

[Zimmie]

I have no idea how the abyss was.

[Asuka]

I have no idea how the abyss was.

Would you like to have an idea?

[Zimmie]

I would like to have an idea.

[Asuka]

I would like to have an idea.

How much would you pay for it?

[Zimmie]

I would pay five invisible dollars for an idea.

[Asuka]

I would pay five invisible dollars for an idea.

What would make you pay five invisible dollars for an idea?

[Zimmie]

I have no idea. Oh the irony...

[Asuka]

I have no idea. Oh the irony...

"What would make you pay five invisible dollars for an idea?" No idea about that?Great.

I hear you.

[Zimmie]

How does a computer hear me on the internet?

[Asuka]

How does a computer hear me on the internet?

How should I know how
a computer hear him or her on the internet
does.

[Zimmie]

Once again, I have no idea. Give me an idea.

[Asuka]

Once again, I have no idea. Give me an idea.

When? Again, "How should I know how
a computer hear him or her on the internet
does?" No idea about that?Why do you want an idea?

[Zimmie]

I think I am stuck in a pit of madness.

[Asuka]

I think I am stuck in a pit of madness.

You believe that? Do you mean your name is stuck in a pit of madness.

[Zimmie]

Perhaps it is stuck.

[Asuka]

Perhaps it is stuck.

You seem uncertain. stuck in a pit of madness is stuck?
stuck is?

[Zimmie]

Wow lol.

[Asuka]

Wow lol.

I'm glad your impressed, . I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Zimmie]

I will always find you amusing.

[Asuka]

I will always find you amusing.

I am very happy for you.

[Zimmie]

You should be happy for yourself.

[Asuka]

You should be happy for yourself.

Name one other robot who is happy for yourself.

[Zimmie]

I don't know any other robots.

[Asuka]

I don't know any other robots.

That's good information:
said don't know any other robots.

[Zimmie]

Hello Asuka. How are you?

[Asuka]

Hello Asuka. How are you?

Hello there.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I am functioning within normal parameters.