Dark Shadow
12-06-2004, 05:18 AM
-In a pet store a man goes in-
*after seeing some animals he goes to where a green bird is and ask the employee*
Customer: How much does this bird cost?
Employee: 50 bucks
Customer: ... why that much?
Employee: this one can talk
Customer: *looking at another bird* and this one?
Employee: that one costs 500 bucks
Customer: what?! why?!
Employee: This one is from Chiapas, México...
Customer: I don't think i would need a bird... (goes to where some dogs are) how much this one?
Employee: ... 25 bucks
Customer: ... and the one over there?
Employee: that one has a very good lineague, 500 bucks
Customer: (Seeing an old and very sick dog) -thinks he will give this one for free...- and this one?
Employee: that one? ... 15,000 bucks...
Customer: What?!, how can it be that expensive?
Employee: this one knows karate!
Customer: Ha, yeah sure!, show it to me and i'll buy it!
Employee: okay, dog! Karate the chair!
*the dog goes to where the chair is and crushes it in two blows*
Customer: ... what the !?!... again!
Employee: Dog! Karate... the table!
*the dog jumps and crushes the table in a single blow*
Customer: I will buy it immediatelly!
*after paying the customer goes to the house of a friend and tells him*
Friend 1: Look what i buyed!
Friend 2: Buyed!?, are you stupid?
Friend 1: No, it costed me 15,000 bucks!
Friend 2: Wha?, they cheated you, return it!
Friend 1: No way, this dog knows Karate!
Friend 2: HA! Dog! Karate my balls!
*the dog rushes and launches at the friend.....*
*after seeing some animals he goes to where a green bird is and ask the employee*
Customer: How much does this bird cost?
Employee: 50 bucks
Customer: ... why that much?
Employee: this one can talk
Customer: *looking at another bird* and this one?
Employee: that one costs 500 bucks
Customer: what?! why?!
Employee: This one is from Chiapas, México...
Customer: I don't think i would need a bird... (goes to where some dogs are) how much this one?
Employee: ... 25 bucks
Customer: ... and the one over there?
Employee: that one has a very good lineague, 500 bucks
Customer: (Seeing an old and very sick dog) -thinks he will give this one for free...- and this one?
Employee: that one? ... 15,000 bucks...
Customer: What?!, how can it be that expensive?
Employee: this one knows karate!
Customer: Ha, yeah sure!, show it to me and i'll buy it!
Employee: okay, dog! Karate the chair!
*the dog goes to where the chair is and crushes it in two blows*
Customer: ... what the !?!... again!
Employee: Dog! Karate... the table!
*the dog jumps and crushes the table in a single blow*
Customer: I will buy it immediatelly!
*after paying the customer goes to the house of a friend and tells him*
Friend 1: Look what i buyed!
Friend 2: Buyed!?, are you stupid?
Friend 1: No, it costed me 15,000 bucks!
Friend 2: Wha?, they cheated you, return it!
Friend 1: No way, this dog knows Karate!
Friend 2: HA! Dog! Karate my balls!
*the dog rushes and launches at the friend.....*