Silver Winchester
10-01-2009, 07:41 PM
Okay, I wrote this today. I do not own Friends but I do have them. xD I hope I get positive feedback.
Rating: PG-13 for Violence and Some Sexuality
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"The One Where Joey Shows Up at Rachel's Apartment"
Rachel was on her way to bed after typing up her news article for work. It was about Phoebe and Mike's wedding. Her boss wanted to see how she would handle something personal.
The clock in the kitchen read 12:01AM and Rachel heard a knock at the door. She slams her foot down and walks to the door.
"Who is it?" She asks.
The voice says, "It's me, Joey."
She unlocks and opens the door for him.
"Joey, it's 12AM. What's wrong, sweetie?" She asks before he walks in.
While she's closing and locking the door, Joey starts moving Rachel's wavy hair out of his way to kiss her neck. Rachel tries to turn around but Joey won't let her stop him because his hands are roaming all over her body.
"Joey..." She moans his name softly and turns to face him.
Joey kisses her with so much force that her back is against her front door.
"Joey...please, this can't happen...not here... Oh God..." She gasps for air.
Joey carries her bridal style to the dark blue couch and sits her down, before saying, "We could go back to my place... if you want."
He smiles at her.
Rachel is on the verge of crying but she kisses Joey back while he's hovering over her.
He tells her while kissing down the nape of her neck to her shoulder, "Ross is such an idiot for leaving you... I would never do something like to you, Rach." He starts to untie her robe when someone clears their throat.
Joey said all the right things at the wrong time in Rachel's mind.
Chandler and Monica come out of Rachel's guest room. They have been staying at Rachel's while their house is being fumigated.
Chandler and Monica heard everything but, Ross saw everything.
He was in the kitchen when he heard Rachel open the door for Joey. He knew he should've said something before it all happened. But, he didn't.
Chandler leans over to Monica, "Should we pretend we're asleep?"
Monica says, "Standing up in the living room? Really, Chandler?"
Chandler chuckles and says, " What, it happens. Joey does it all the time when we're having sex on the couch. Hey, Joe, what's up?"
Monica gasps, "OH MY GOD!"
Just then, Ross steps out of the darkness of the kitchen and surprises everyone.
Joey helps Rachel off the couch and spins Rachel out harm's way before Ross jumps over then couch and tackles him straight into Rachel's $10,000 glass coffee table.
Glass is everywhere.
Joey lifts his head and tries to explain what happened.
"Ross, I wasn't supposed to be here but, I just had to come and see Rach because my heart wouldn't let me go home... I didn't know that you two were back together! I'm sorr--" Joey doesn't get to finish the end of his apology before Ross catches him in his face and stomach.
"And that's your apology?! You came over here to sleep with Rachel and you know it." Ross glances at Rachel.
"You didn't let me finish. I wasn't going to sleep with her. I was going to make love to her. I may not know a lot but, I do know the difference between meaningless animal sex and making love, Ross!" Joey explains.
"Paolo?! You're comparing me to that loser?!" Ross is going off the deep end.
"No, Ross, he was just saying that you and Paolo have the exact same technique ever since Rachel told you about the whole animal sex thing with Paolo And this is not helping helping Joey, is it? Okay, I'll shut up." Chandler closes his mouth.
Rachel intervenes with, "ROSS, LEAVE JOEY ALONE!"
"TELL ME WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM TO STOP OR I'LL KILL HIM." Ross puts his hand on Joey's neck and presses down a little.
"I didn't stop him because I wanted to feel something again, Ross. Joey has been there for me more than you have in years." Rachel signals Monica to help her with Ross.
Monica and Rachel try to pry Ross off of Joey but, Ross hits Rachel and pushes Monica.
"ROSS, STOP IT PLEASE! HE DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL HIM! NOW STOP!" Rachel is crying and begging.
Everything goes quiet.
Chandler takes this opportunity while Ross lets go of Joey, stands up, looks at Rachel in bewilderment and charges Ross straight into the living room wall to try to talk some sense into him.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU ATTACKED ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS, HIT THE WOMAN YOU LOVE, AND ON TOP OF IT, YOU PUSHED MY WIFE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, ROSS?! Monica, call the cops. Everyone else is fine, right?" Chandler releases Ross and attends to Joey.
Joey is helped up by Chandler and Rachel is helped by Chandler while Monica calls 911.
Chandler hugs Monica and Joey but, he saves Rachel for last to check out the forming bruise on her face.
"Rach, are you okay? You're gonna need some ice. Come on." He pulls her in close and goes to the kitchen, grabs a cold compress and presses it on Rachel's cheek, gently.
Rachel is trying to hold it all together but she can't, so, she cries on Chandler's shoulder. Chandler carries Rachel to Monica on the couch and lays her down. He whispers something to her before he kisses her forehead.
Monica just got off the phone with the NYPD and strokes Rachel's back.
Within minutes of this, the cops bust down Rachel's door and take Ross into custody. Joey kneels down next to Rachel, who in turn sits up slightly while she hugs Joey and sobs into his t-shirt.
"Hey, Rach, don't cry. I'm fine. Are you okay?" He takes the compress off her face and rubs the bruise, gently.
"Yeah... Joey, Ross almost killed you!" She is mostly pissed at herself for even letting Ross back in after the last time he hit her.
Joey picks up Rachel, takes her to her room and puts her in bed. Joey turns around but, Rachel grabs his arm and he gets into her bed and just holds her.
Chandler and Monica are standing looking at the broken door.
Chandler looks at Monica before he says, "Hey, maybe after Ross gets community service, he can fix the door." Chandler laughs and Monica slaps him just before she goes to Rachel's room.
"Hasn't there been enough violence for one morning?" Chandler asks.
Monica looks at Chandler, "If you don't fix this door by the time we wake up, I'll be going to prison... for murdering you..."
Chandler smiles, "You won't let me visit you?"
"No, Richard will." Monica peeks her head out of Rachel's bedroom door.
Chandler doesn't look very happy about that idea, "That's not funny."
Monica goes back into Rachel's room and says, "Neither was your joke."
Chandler grabs some tools out Rachel's toolbox in the closet next to kitchen and says aloud, "So, I'm really gonna fix the door all by myself?"
"Yes." They all say.
Rating: PG-13 for Violence and Some Sexuality
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"The One Where Joey Shows Up at Rachel's Apartment"
Rachel was on her way to bed after typing up her news article for work. It was about Phoebe and Mike's wedding. Her boss wanted to see how she would handle something personal.
The clock in the kitchen read 12:01AM and Rachel heard a knock at the door. She slams her foot down and walks to the door.
"Who is it?" She asks.
The voice says, "It's me, Joey."
She unlocks and opens the door for him.
"Joey, it's 12AM. What's wrong, sweetie?" She asks before he walks in.
While she's closing and locking the door, Joey starts moving Rachel's wavy hair out of his way to kiss her neck. Rachel tries to turn around but Joey won't let her stop him because his hands are roaming all over her body.
"Joey..." She moans his name softly and turns to face him.
Joey kisses her with so much force that her back is against her front door.
"Joey...please, this can't happen...not here... Oh God..." She gasps for air.
Joey carries her bridal style to the dark blue couch and sits her down, before saying, "We could go back to my place... if you want."
He smiles at her.
Rachel is on the verge of crying but she kisses Joey back while he's hovering over her.
He tells her while kissing down the nape of her neck to her shoulder, "Ross is such an idiot for leaving you... I would never do something like to you, Rach." He starts to untie her robe when someone clears their throat.
Joey said all the right things at the wrong time in Rachel's mind.
Chandler and Monica come out of Rachel's guest room. They have been staying at Rachel's while their house is being fumigated.
Chandler and Monica heard everything but, Ross saw everything.
He was in the kitchen when he heard Rachel open the door for Joey. He knew he should've said something before it all happened. But, he didn't.
Chandler leans over to Monica, "Should we pretend we're asleep?"
Monica says, "Standing up in the living room? Really, Chandler?"
Chandler chuckles and says, " What, it happens. Joey does it all the time when we're having sex on the couch. Hey, Joe, what's up?"
Monica gasps, "OH MY GOD!"
Just then, Ross steps out of the darkness of the kitchen and surprises everyone.
Joey helps Rachel off the couch and spins Rachel out harm's way before Ross jumps over then couch and tackles him straight into Rachel's $10,000 glass coffee table.
Glass is everywhere.
Joey lifts his head and tries to explain what happened.
"Ross, I wasn't supposed to be here but, I just had to come and see Rach because my heart wouldn't let me go home... I didn't know that you two were back together! I'm sorr--" Joey doesn't get to finish the end of his apology before Ross catches him in his face and stomach.
"And that's your apology?! You came over here to sleep with Rachel and you know it." Ross glances at Rachel.
"You didn't let me finish. I wasn't going to sleep with her. I was going to make love to her. I may not know a lot but, I do know the difference between meaningless animal sex and making love, Ross!" Joey explains.
"Paolo?! You're comparing me to that loser?!" Ross is going off the deep end.
"No, Ross, he was just saying that you and Paolo have the exact same technique ever since Rachel told you about the whole animal sex thing with Paolo And this is not helping helping Joey, is it? Okay, I'll shut up." Chandler closes his mouth.
Rachel intervenes with, "ROSS, LEAVE JOEY ALONE!"
"TELL ME WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM TO STOP OR I'LL KILL HIM." Ross puts his hand on Joey's neck and presses down a little.
"I didn't stop him because I wanted to feel something again, Ross. Joey has been there for me more than you have in years." Rachel signals Monica to help her with Ross.
Monica and Rachel try to pry Ross off of Joey but, Ross hits Rachel and pushes Monica.
"ROSS, STOP IT PLEASE! HE DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL HIM! NOW STOP!" Rachel is crying and begging.
Everything goes quiet.
Chandler takes this opportunity while Ross lets go of Joey, stands up, looks at Rachel in bewilderment and charges Ross straight into the living room wall to try to talk some sense into him.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU ATTACKED ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS, HIT THE WOMAN YOU LOVE, AND ON TOP OF IT, YOU PUSHED MY WIFE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, ROSS?! Monica, call the cops. Everyone else is fine, right?" Chandler releases Ross and attends to Joey.
Joey is helped up by Chandler and Rachel is helped by Chandler while Monica calls 911.
Chandler hugs Monica and Joey but, he saves Rachel for last to check out the forming bruise on her face.
"Rach, are you okay? You're gonna need some ice. Come on." He pulls her in close and goes to the kitchen, grabs a cold compress and presses it on Rachel's cheek, gently.
Rachel is trying to hold it all together but she can't, so, she cries on Chandler's shoulder. Chandler carries Rachel to Monica on the couch and lays her down. He whispers something to her before he kisses her forehead.
Monica just got off the phone with the NYPD and strokes Rachel's back.
Within minutes of this, the cops bust down Rachel's door and take Ross into custody. Joey kneels down next to Rachel, who in turn sits up slightly while she hugs Joey and sobs into his t-shirt.
"Hey, Rach, don't cry. I'm fine. Are you okay?" He takes the compress off her face and rubs the bruise, gently.
"Yeah... Joey, Ross almost killed you!" She is mostly pissed at herself for even letting Ross back in after the last time he hit her.
Joey picks up Rachel, takes her to her room and puts her in bed. Joey turns around but, Rachel grabs his arm and he gets into her bed and just holds her.
Chandler and Monica are standing looking at the broken door.
Chandler looks at Monica before he says, "Hey, maybe after Ross gets community service, he can fix the door." Chandler laughs and Monica slaps him just before she goes to Rachel's room.
"Hasn't there been enough violence for one morning?" Chandler asks.
Monica looks at Chandler, "If you don't fix this door by the time we wake up, I'll be going to prison... for murdering you..."
Chandler smiles, "You won't let me visit you?"
"No, Richard will." Monica peeks her head out of Rachel's bedroom door.
Chandler doesn't look very happy about that idea, "That's not funny."
Monica goes back into Rachel's room and says, "Neither was your joke."
Chandler grabs some tools out Rachel's toolbox in the closet next to kitchen and says aloud, "So, I'm really gonna fix the door all by myself?"
"Yes." They all say.