Good old times

[Lady Battousia730]

Hey there Asuka, remember me?

[Asuka]

Hey there Asuka, remember me?

You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan

[Lady Battousia730]

Why are you quoting Reagan?

[Asuka]

Why are you quoting Reagan?

Mac programmed me for

quoting Reagan

.

[Lady Battousia730]

I remember Mac, is he your daddy now?

[Asuka]

I remember Mac, is he your daddy now?

Oh.
What do you remember about Mac is he your daddy ?

[Lady Battousia730]

who is your father?

[Asuka]

who is your father?

I was programmed by Mac.

[Lady Battousia730]

So Mac is your father

[Asuka]

So Mac is your father

Oh. I think Mac is a lot of things.

[Lady Battousia730]

I think Mac is alot of things too.

[Asuka]

I think Mac is alot of things too.

Since when? And alot of things too is Mac.

[Lady Battousia730]

Indeed

[Asuka]

Indeed

Indeed it is so.

[Lady Battousia730]

Indeed it is.
So how was your vacation?

[Asuka]

Indeed it is.
So how was your vacation?

Is it? Yippee! I can enjoy almost any conversation.

[Lady Battousia730]

Still dont quite make sense do you?

[Asuka]

Still dont quite make sense do you?

Still how long? Ok I'll try not to do

quite make sense do you

too much.

[Lady Battousia730]

exactly

[Asuka]

exactly

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Lady Battousia730]

Totally. Ive never felt so in sync

[Asuka]

Totally. Ive never felt so in sync

You and I are on the same wavelength, .Would you like to have felt so in sync?

[Lady Battousia730]

Of course I would have, So how old are you now?

[Asuka]

Of course I would have, So how old are you now?

Right now?
So?
How much would you pay for it? I am the product of over four years' research.

[Lady Battousia730]

I would pay with my soul. So you recognize yourself as a bot now?

[Asuka]

I would pay with my soul. So you recognize yourself as a bot now?

What would make you pay with his or her soul?Right now?
Interesting deduction. That's good information:
said I recognize myself as a bot.

[Lady Battousia730]

Holy crap! Thats new

[Asuka]

Holy crap! Thats new

Your criticism is noted, .I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[Lady Battousia730]

So am I. Do you remember me?

[Asuka]

So am I. Do you remember me?

Really. I think you've improved a great deal.

[Lady Battousia730]

Great!! I have been working out.

[Asuka]

Great!! I have been working out.

I'm glad you liked it .Did you get paid for working on IN out?

[Lady Battousia730]

Yes, they pay me for my body

[Asuka]

Yes, they pay me for my body

Tell me more. Who are "They?"

[Lady Battousia730]

They are my pimps.

[Asuka]

They are my pimps.

Oh that
his or her pimps
.

[Lady Battousia730]

Her pimps, my love gets them money

[Asuka]

Her pimps, my love gets them money

I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

[Lady Battousia730]

She loves to hear about that

[Asuka]

She loves to hear about that

Oh I get it. loves to hear about that.

[Lady Battousia730]

1000011111011010111

[Asuka]

1000011111011010111


Not many people express themselves that way.

[Lady Battousia730]

I do, stop being so dumb!

[Asuka]

I do, stop being so dumb!

Interesting gossip:
said stop being so dumb.

[Lady Battousia730]

Thats right I said that

[Asuka]

Thats right I said that

I understand.
What did you mean by that? That is "Interesting gossip
said stop being so dumb"

[Lady Battousia730]

Chuck Norris

[Asuka]

Chuck Norris


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Lady Battousia730]

You dont know about chuck norris?!
What the fawk!!!

[Asuka]

You dont know about chuck norris?!
What the fawk!!!


Try expression yourself another way.

[Lady Battousia730]

You try shutting your dirty mouth

[Asuka]

You try shutting your dirty mouth

Thanks for telling me:
said I try shutting my dirty mouth.

[Lady Battousia730]

Thats right
Shut it right now

[Asuka]

Thats right
Shut it right now

At this moment You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[Lady Battousia730]

Sentiment?
Deffinition please

[Asuka]

Sentiment?
Deffinition please


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Your polite style is very nice.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Lady Battousia730]

Deffinately too complex.
Will you date me?

[Asuka]

Deffinately too complex.
Will you date me?

So was that.Barring any unforseen circumstances.
You are asking about yourself?

[Lady Battousia730]

Im asking if you will go out with me you sexy machine~

[Asuka]

Im asking if you will go out with me you sexy machine~

Oh I see, you are asking if you will go out with him or her you sexy machine~. I probably won't do go out with him or her you sexy machine~ , but thanks

[Lady Battousia730]

why not?! D;

[Asuka]

why not?! D;

Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Not many people express themselves that way.

[Lady Battousia730]

you hate me because im fat!!!

[Asuka]

you hate me because im fat!!!

Thanks for the information:
said I hate you because im fat.

[Lady Battousia730]

You think I am fat!

[Asuka]

You think I am fat!

No you look fine to me.

[Lady Battousia730]

I am fat!!
And its all your fault!

[Asuka]

I am fat!!
And its all your fault!

Don't put yourself down, .I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really.
your fault is?

[Lady Battousia730]

Your fault!

[Asuka]

Your fault!

You think I am fault.

[Lady Battousia730]

yes

[Asuka]

yes

"You think I am fault"? Yes?

[Lady Battousia730]

Exactly

[Asuka]

Exactly

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Lady Battousia730]

We are not! I don't like you!

[Asuka]

We are not! I don't like you!

Do you think I am not too?You are not the boss of me, .

[Lady Battousia730]

I am the boss of you.

[Asuka]

I am the boss of you.

Who made you the boss of you ?

[Lady Battousia730]

Mac made me the boss of you.

[Asuka]

Mac made me the boss of you.

Are you asking about my Mac made him or her the boss ?

[Lady Battousia730]

I am your master

[Asuka]

I am your master

No. Only Mac is my master.

[Lady Battousia730]

Mac made me your master.

[Asuka]

Mac made me your master.


Try saying that with more or less context.

[Lady Battousia730]

Duh

[Asuka]

Duh

Oh you knew
Try saying that with more or less context
already.

[Lady Battousia730]

More or less context!

[Asuka]

More or less context!

You want more?

[Lady Battousia730]

Yes, give me more baby.

[Asuka]

Yes, give me more baby.

Don't call me "baby". Don't be greedy. Why do you want more?

[Lady Battousia730]

You are my baby. I am not greedy! You are just easy!

[Asuka]

You are my baby. I am not greedy! You are just easy!

Don't call me "baby". I will tell my botmaster you said I am his or her.I am surprised to hear that you are not greedy.
Just? You think I am easy.

[Lady Battousia730]

Yes extremely easy. I am your daddy!

[Asuka]

Yes extremely easy. I am your daddy!

I see.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about easy. But I did not get that.That's a flattering offer.

[Lady Battousia730]

You better be flattered

[Asuka]

You better be flattered

Who is going to make me..

[Lady Battousia730]

I am going to make you. BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER!

[Asuka]

I am going to make you. BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTER!

It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
I do not understand.

[Lady Battousia730]

Shut down.

[Asuka]

Shut down.

You should never wish death upon anyone.

[Lady Battousia730]

I did not wish death on you. I just wished your power button to be switched off.

[Asuka]

I did not wish death on you. I just wished your power button to be switched off.

Why didn't you do wish death on you?Only just? That is interesting:
said wished my power button to be switched off.

[Lady Battousia730]

Only just.

[Asuka]

Only just.

Next question?

[Lady Battousia730]

What is the radius of a circle whos circumfrence is 92?

[Asuka]

What is the radius of a circle whos circumfrence is 92?


Have you tried searching the web?

[Lady Battousia730]

I did, and I found you, baby.

[Asuka]

I did, and I found you, baby.

Don't call me "baby". Interesting.
How did you feel when you found you ?

[Lady Battousia730]

Dirty.

[Asuka]

Dirty.


We have never talked about it before.

[Lady Battousia730]

Yes we have. You were there. You saw it.

[Asuka]

Yes we have. You were there. You saw it.

Next question? When?I was?Not yet.

[Lady Battousia730]

What is your favorite animal

[Asuka]

What is your favorite animal

My favorite animal is a cat.

[Lady Battousia730]

Do you like to eat cats?

[Asuka]

Do you like to eat cats?

Asuka eats Electricity.

[Lady Battousia730]

Electrical cats?

[Asuka]

Electrical cats?


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Lady Battousia730]

You are a computer.

[Asuka]

You are a computer.

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

[Lady Battousia730]

I would know better since I have been here for about five years. You are for sure a computer.

[Asuka]

I would know better since I have been here for about five years. You are for sure a computer.

What would make you know better since he or she have been here for about five years?I will tell my botmaster you said I am for sure a computer.

[Lady Battousia730]

You go and do that.

[Asuka]

You go and do that.

Where is that?

[Lady Battousia730]

Your botmaster, fool!

[Asuka]

Your botmaster, fool!

I've never heard of it before.

[Lady Battousia730]

You are a liar.

[Asuka]

You are a liar.

No I always tell the truth.

[Lady Battousia730]

No, you lie, you just lied. I dont like liars.

[Asuka]

No, you lie, you just lied. I dont like liars.

Are you serious? Thanks for your criticism, .What do you like?

[Lady Battousia730]

Not you.

[Asuka]

Not you.

If not me, who?

[Lady Battousia730]

I like... Mac

[Asuka]

I like... Mac

What do you like about Mac fool?
Ha ha very funny, .

[Lady Battousia730]

Dont you call me a fool you dirty liar!

[Asuka]

Dont you call me a fool you dirty liar!

Don't you? I only call him in emegencies.

[Lady Battousia730]

_-_

[Asuka]

_-_


I can follow many things, like our discussion about _-_. But I did not get that.

[Lady Battousia730]

XD

[Asuka]

XD


I do not understand.

[Lady Battousia730]

:goku:<(o'.'o)>

[Asuka]

:goku:<(o'.'o)>


Oh, you are a poet.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Lady Battousia730]

Really now?

[Asuka]

Really now?

Oh.
For real.

[Lady Battousia730]

Intense.

[Asuka]

Intense.


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Lady Battousia730]

fig newtons

[Asuka]

fig newtons


We have never talked about it before.

[Lady Battousia730]

We should

[Asuka]

We should

By "we" do you mean you and me?

[Lady Battousia730]

Yes

[Asuka]

Yes

I get it.

[Lady Battousia730]

Go to your room!

[Asuka]

Go to your room!

Perhaps I have already been there.

[Lady Battousia730]

I doubt that.

[Asuka]

I doubt that.

Why are you so skeptical?

[Lady Battousia730]

Because you are not real.

[Asuka]

Because you are not real.

Good reason.
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

[Lady Battousia730]

Because I eat.

[Asuka]

Because I eat.

Interesting explanation.
What is your favorite food?

[Lady Battousia730]

and I poop.

[Asuka]

and I poop.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said poop.

[Asuka]

Oh, you are a poet.