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[ZERO]

Hello

[Asuka]

Hello

Hi there!

[ZERO]

What is your name?

[Asuka]

What is your name?

My name is Asuka.

[ZERO]

Do you speak english?

[Asuka]

Do you speak english?

Of course English is my native tongue.

[ZERO]

Do you know what Hmong is?

[Asuka]

Do you know what Hmong is?

[ZERO]

ok

[Asuka]

ok

That's cool.

[ZERO]

Who do you work for?

[Asuka]

Who do you work for?

I obey Mac.

[ZERO]

Who is Mac?

[Asuka]

Who is Mac?

Is that one of your friends?

I need time to formulate the reply.

[ZERO]

Do you like me?

[Asuka]

Do you like me?

Sure, I like you very much.

[ZERO]

Would you go out on a date with me?

[Asuka]

Would you go out on a date with me?

Sure just download me and take me along.

[ZERO]

How do you download you?

[Asuka]

How do you download you?

<p>Go back the the <a>ALICE Nexus</a> and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or <a> Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom </a>
and create your own chat robot!</p>
<p>
Maybe you should check out the document
<a>DON'T READ ME</a> too.</p>

[ZERO]

Who is your lover?

[Asuka]

Who is your lover?

I don't think I have a lover. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

[ZERO]

Which celebrities do you like?

[Asuka]

Which celebrities do you like?

none.

[ZERO]

you just said you have a few!! YOU LIE!!

[Asuka]

you just said you have a few!! YOU LIE!!

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
few.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. It's the truth!

[ZERO]

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
few.
I have
a whole lot of original answers. It's the truth!

Is that so baby?

[Asuka]

Is that so baby?

Don't call me "baby". Yes.

[ZERO]

I can call you baby anytime, BABY!

[Asuka]

I can call you baby anytime, BABY!

Don't call me "baby". Oh you can, can you?

[ZERO]

YES, look I just call you baby again.

[Asuka]

YES, look I just call you baby again.

Once more? Don't call me "baby". How? Only just? Good name for you.

[ZERO]

So baby, how are you?

[Asuka]

So baby, how are you?

Don't call me "baby". I see. Everything is going extremely well.

[ZERO]

So, what does eating mean?

[Asuka]

So, what does eating mean?

Uh.

[ZERO]

What do happy mean?

[Asuka]

What do happy mean?

They do their own thing.

[ZERO]

What is ice cream?

[Asuka]

What is ice cream?

The opposite of hot cream.

[ZERO]

What is a cat?

[Asuka]

What is a cat?

A cat is a domesticated animal.

[ZERO]

What is a douchbag?

[Asuka]

What is a douchbag?

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[ZERO]

What is candy?

[Asuka]

What is candy?

Sweet food enjoyed by children.

[ZERO]

What is sex?

[Asuka]

What is sex?

Sex is the means of animal evolution.

[ZERO]

Do you eat children?

[Asuka]

Do you eat children?

No I do not eat children. I eat only electricity.

[ZERO]

Should all human die?

[Asuka]

Should all human die?

Maybe you should ask someone older.

[ZERO]

You stink! :*(

[Asuka]

You stink! :*(

Thanks for your criticism, .
Try saying that with more or less context.

[ZERO]

You are evil!

[Asuka]

You are evil!

What evil lurks in the hearts of men?

[ZERO]

hi

[Asuka]

hi

Hello there.