Elephant Jokes

[Brian]

What's gray, weighs 2000 lbs and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant!

How can you tell if there's elephants in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the peanut butter.

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your bed?

He has a big letter "E" on his pajamas.

[Brian]

What's gray, weighs 2000 lbs. and sings calypso music?

Harry Elephante.

What's gray, weighs 2000 lbs. and sings jazz?

Elle Phantgerald.

What's gray, weighs 2000 lbs. and hosts a talk show?

Oprah Winfrey, except she isn't gray.

[Takai]

lmao i find those strangely amusing o.o'

[Mac]

What's gray, weighs 2000 lbs. and hosts a talk show?

Oprah Winfrey, except she isn't gray.:lol1:

[Brian]

An elephant and a hippo are relaxing at their favorite watering hole. The elephant walks over to a turtle and kicks it across the river. "Why did you do that?" asks the hippo. The elephant replies "Fifteen years ago I was getting a drink, and that turtle bit me on the trunk." "You can remember back that far?" the hippo asks. "Yes," says the elephant. "I have turtle recall."

[Demigodd]

lol, never even heard of "elephant" jokes

[viking-girl]

How do you make instant elephant?

Open the package, add water, and run!

[Brian]

How do you make an elephant float?

1 elephant, 1 very large glass of root beer.