Tell an Outrageous Lie about the Previous Poster!

[Takai]

Inspired by Brian >.>

Basically, it's like 'comment on the previous poster', except you have to tell something outrageously untrue about them. It can't be a simple lie like "hates anime", it has to be something ridiculous.

Brian gave a good example in the shoutbox by saying that members of Buck-Tick eat baby dolphins before concerts to get energy ^^;;;

Be outrageous, but DON'T be offensive!

Everything clear? Let's go :mrgreen: I'm the first victim lol

[Jericho]

Takai throws banana peels at homeless people on the street.

[Takai]

((lmao))

Jericho keeps a secret army of pink gloomy bears in her closet, and plans to take over the world once she gets 1000 of them.

[Dark Shadow]

takai wants to conquer the world using her secret army of bishonens!!!!

[Mac]

(lol, that's untrue?)

Dyne is British. :P

[Takai]

Mac has recurring nightmares revolving around Pikachu, every Friday and every Tuesday.

[Brian]

Takai had to flee her homeland, because they learned of her true identity - The Mousetress. Aided by her small harem of ninja bishonen, she specialized in the theft of rare and strange items; the czarina's crown jewels, Lenin's body, almost every Faberge egg in the country. It was when she stole the entire Summer Palace (on a dare) that they decided she had gone too far. Adopting the guise of an impoverished college student, she now lives in a luxurious Manhattan penthouse, attended by her butler, her cook and her chauffeur.
P.S. Someone adapted her biography into an anime but it wasn't that great.

[Dark Shadow]

Brian is mexican! and a specialized chef in... FISH!!!!

[Hara Michiyo]

Secretely wants to be female.

[Jericho]

secretly wants to be a hermaphrodite.

[momo1415]

secretly loves hermaphrodites ^_^((jk))

[Silver Winchester]

^"loves" kids xD

[Takai]

^ has a family of albino peacocks living in her backyard hidden from society o.o

((guys, be more creative. i thought i mentioned it in the first post that 'simple' lies are not as fun xD))

[momo1415]

^ is secretly an alien and that why he's always looking up into the stars!

[Hara Michiyo]

^ Keeps a can of tuna under her pillow and calls it Dave

[Brian]

Is a druid priestess with psychic powers, has been using them to quietly amass a fortune in beanie babies. People who think about buying them on their own suddenly develop sharp pain in *ow owow ow!*

[momo1415]

is really a bunny from the playboy mansion, but he ran away because the life of an idol was not for him

[Takai]

^ goes out every night and bullies the neighbors' children into playing chess, to improve her skill >.>

[Silver Winchester]

^dances with moon cats every night cause she is one but mommy cat abandoned them all so they try to take over the world every day.

[momo1415]

^ is really a film producer and love to spy on people when they least expect it

[Brian]

^ has been racing since she was five years old. Started in Kart series, quickly rose to become a regional champion, and attracted the notice of national racing sponsors. Qualified to start at Talladega but has been blackballed from racing in NASCAR after beating up Kyle Petty in a post-practice pit fight (he had it coming). Is being sought by Formula 1 race teams but has to finish school first.

[Silver Winchester]

^is a undercover prostitute named Tiffany and has a dalmatian tiger that looks like a hairless cat xD

[momo1415]

^ is really an evil physiological doctor that is out to take over the world using the brains of humans implanted into Hamsters

[Silver Winchester]

^is a left and right handed tightrope walker with one peg leg and one good leg and looks like Popeye.

[momo1415]

^ runs this crazy circus that is lead by the three headed man, The dog man , the french lady, harry potter, and some crazy cats thrown in the mix

[Silver Winchester]

^is trapped in an asylum with The Joker, Penguin, Barney, Big Bird and Ernie but they all share a padded room so all you hear is barney singing, "I love you. You love me. We're best friends like friends should be..." then BANG! someone shoots him. It's time for Asylum Clue: Who Dun It? Edition! xD

[momo1415]

(((AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!)))
is trapped in a fantasy worold between Sam and dean and Clark and Oliver and only one can go home with her? Who will it be the crzy fangirl edition of My boys survivor!

[Dark Shadow]

is actually a knight from the future that came to warn us about... cyber neko girls wanting to take all the cheese of the world for... their master!

[momo1415]

((roflmao....oh dear what have i gotten myself into..)
Is really Merlin the ancient magician to tell us that heck has officially frozen over and there never was such thing as king Aurthur.

[Takai]

^ has sound-proof walls in her bathroom and a karaoke system installed, and sings Caramel Dansen song every time she takes a shower.

[Dark Shadow]

in reality she hates japan and everything related to them!

[Kharmy]

^ lol, he juggles puppies and chainsaws

[momo1415]

^ is an international spy ready to pounce at the chance to take over the world!

[Takai]

^ is actually all 4 girls on her signature image, has multiple personalities and multiple looks that she can switch between at will o.o

[Mac]

Despises J-pop and J-rock and all japanese music, spits at any photo of any japanese band whenever possible, and drew on a signed autograph of the Buck-Tick band making them look stupid.

[Takai]

^ only collects dragons to get them all together 10 years from now and throw them down from the rooftop. He's been waiting for that dragon destroying ritual ever since he was 5.

((payback lol *hugs a photo of Buck-Tick* Never!!))

[Mac]

T-T

Has long, frizzy, red hair.

[momo1415]

6 has a chocolate fountain that he uses every night to take a shower in

[Lady Vamp]

^likes Lana

[momo1415]

((word!?!?!))
^ grovels at lana lang's feet

[Lady Vamp]

^absolutely HATES the word "word"

[momo1415]

^(Oh come on)
she lives with Edward from twilight

[Dark Shadow]

hates tv shows

[BrokenWings_Sene]

^Has killed a guy just because he stared at her funny... and because he stole her concert ticket for Buck-Tick.

[momo1415]

^ is really a broken winged devil and has little devil children run around to do her bidding

[Lady Vamp]

^is a man

[momo1415]

^ is not in love with booth but with haggins

[Lady Vamp]

((...HODGINS.))
^secretly has a stache of hot guys under her bed ^_~

[momo1415]

((haha wtfery....nice LV))
^ has a secret club for nudists who like to bathe in hot sauce

[Brian]

^ was accidently abandoned as a toddler (the circus left town early, it's a long story) and was raised by coyotes until she was twelve years old, when she was caught by a fur trapper. Can now use indoor plumbing when she has too, but refuses to eat with silverware or even sit at a table. Occasionally catches rabbits and howls at the moon.

[momo1415]

^ is really a fly on the wall who like to spy on abandoned toddlers going through their sucky life.

[frank]

^ Told me I would get more *hugs* if I posted in this thread. ^_~

[momo1415]

((hugs anyways lol))
^ likes to turn things into stone like the white witch from the chronicles of narnia

[frank]

Didn't know that I knew I would get more hugs if I made that comment. And really hates to give hugs. LOL

[momo1415]

((rofl))
hates posting and thinks that reality TV shows are his life every waking moment of ever day

[frank]

Doesn't tell a good, outrageous lie at all. roffls.

[momo1415]

oh wow...um is not really a dragon at all

[Brian]

^ invented a new type of breakfast cereal, which was confiscated by the government due to possible military applications.

[Dark Shadow]

is secretly using his rank as an officer to undergo scientific modifications to... toothpaste!

[frank]

^ really doesn't want to leave his Mother country for the cold, unfirendly, barreness of Canada.

[Takai]

^ Loves the cold weather and even builds himself a shed in the snow every winter, where he spends hours in the nearly absolute zero temperature until somebody discovers him half-unconscious. This year there wasn't enough snow though.

[frank]

OMG!! That's a terrible lie!

[Brian]

^ was hired as a walk-on for a Chuck Norris movie but immediately given a more prominent role by the director. When a scene called for him to throw a car at Chuck, he didn't wait for the crane, just picked it up (it was a stripped-out Pinto, but still...). The video clip is actually available here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI
Chuck Norris was so intimidated by this that he had frank fired immediately.

[Mac]

Knows that because he IS Chuck Norris.

[Dark Shadow]

hates any kind of dragon

[Mac]

Also hates dragons. D< especially dark dragons.

[Takai]

^ is being threatened by supernatural forces into having so much of his hateful color orange in the sig.

[Mac]

Loves the colour yellow.

[Brian]

^ is actually Margaret Thatcher, who finally has time to relax with the computer instead of mucking about with bloody foreigners all day, whining about international borders and trade agreements, it's amazing she put up with it for as long as she did.

[Hara Michiyo]

Buys several packs of Skittles http://sporeflections.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/skittles.jpg and lays all the sweets out into a rainbow shape so she can in fact actually 'taste the rainbow'.

[momo1415]

^ is the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow that hides his pot of gold from anyone searching for it

[Hara Michiyo]

Has a two headed dog which she calls Dumdum and she feeds it worms every day to keep his coat nice and slimy

[Dark Shadow]

is actually plotting to take over a country using her army of ... hamsters!!!!

[Mac]

Doesn't know how to use a computer. At all.

[Dark Shadow]

can't really type since everything is written by someone else and is always lying to us.

[Hara Michiyo]

is actually plotting to take over a country using her army of ... hamsters!!!!

That's not a lie XD

^
Él no entiende español.

[Mac]

Speaks with a posh London accent. >_>

[Hara Michiyo]

^ is best friends with Sacha Baron Cohen's alter ego Bruno and thinks of him as a role model.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

^Is actaully from China and can speak perfect korean!

[Hara Michiyo]

Ok, so let me get this straight...I'm Chinese but I speak Korean with a posh London accent. Nice.

^ Has a file card box of notes of recipes on how to halt hair loss in men. None of which actually work.

[Takai]

^ is actually a man and goes to work every day in fear of being discovered and fired.

[Brian]

^after saving the life of the French Ambassador (he got drunk and fell in a river), was given honorary French citizenship. Due to a subsequent clerical error, was appointed commander of a French nuclear submarine, and sailed to the Mediterranean to re-take the colonies in Africa. Was deposed by her mutinous crew, put ashore in Monaco, and won a small fortune playing baccarat before returning home.

[frank]

Doesn't like to make long, complicated posts.

[Takai]

^ completely hates coffee and is currently looking for a way to throw away gifts, so that he can get rid of the coffee cup collection under his avatar XD

[Dark Shadow]

doesn't like the idea of going to japan in any way!

[Takai]

^ feels the same way about Japan, but is threatened to go by his friend. And in cold December too! Did you know how much Dyne hates the cold??

[Dark Shadow]

loves hot places so she asked her parents to go Brasil, instead, they decided to be cruel cuz of the amount of time she takes to solve computer problems and is going to russia as punishment.

[Takai]

((LOL *cries* i don't wanna go to Russia!! i want to stay here and melt all summer long! XDDD))

^ has a voice recognition system on his room's door that only recognizes his own voice when he says these five things in this order: "d**d, Canada, prinny, Nerine, elephant". If he makes a mistake on the order, the door automatically shoots out kunai knives and shuriken. Which explains why Dyne is always wearing bandages.

[Dark Shadow]

is actually mounted in a pink elephant that has wifi conectivity and flies around in its place!

[Takai]

^ hates almost all the Saiunkoku characters and watches it solely for Shuurei. The main reason he is still not done with season 2 is because he wants to prolong seeing Shuurei XD

[Dark Shadow]

Also loves shuurei above every char and considers Ryuuren as someone that should be taken out of picture and referenced to only! XD

[Takai]

^ is a huge fan of Sanrio and has a secret collection of Hello Kitty and My Melody stuffed toys under his bed. And an Usamimi Kamen cosplay outfit hidden in his drawer under other clothes.

[frank]

^ doesn't really know anything about anime at all.

[Mac]

Has no fairies. =7

[Dark Shadow]

has no dragon figures/posters since he has never believed in them.

[frank]

^ doesn't like wine at all. Or anything alcoholic to drink. Would much rather just drink the local water. ^^

[Dark Shadow]

( >.> )

doesn't believe in fairies or Dragons.

[Mac]

Enjoys playing croquet.

[Brian]

^ was terrified of the vacuum cleaner when he was a child. Had nightmares about it coming into his room at night and sucking his eyeballs out of his head.

[frank]

Doesn't really know anything about fencing.

[Dark Shadow]

believes we are in the middle age and uses a broadsword as a cutting utensil to prepare... steak!!!

[frank]

Doesn't like his sig at all, and is waiting for someone to change it.

(lol)

[Brian]

^ once ate an entire cow, on a dare.

[Mac]

Plays Go every thursday with the guys at the social centre.

[Dark Shadow]

is the king of his country, which entails all of his house only!

[frank]

Hates girls!

rofls

[Takai]

((lmao vacuum cleaner))

^ jumped out of an airplane at the age of 12 for the heck of it, landed in the forest, miraculously survived, and lived there with wild cats until a few years ago.

[Hara Michiyo]

^ was head cheerleader in high school and loves nothing more than maintaining her long blonde hair. Also screams and faints in the mall if her favourite lipgloss is out of stock. Also thinks anime is stupid...

[Mac]

Is a geek. >_>

[Hara Michiyo]

Isn't as outrageous as you might think ;)

As soon as he wakes up he does 50 press ups, 20 star jumps, runs a mile, then comes home and eats 6 peanut butter sandwiches.

[Dark Shadow]

hates computers and has a trained monkey type everything she has in mind, the monkey being mind controlled makes us all think that she has a laptop and likes to eat meat.

[Mac]

Hates chilli... and stuff.

[Brian]

Has a large collection of anime action figures that he plays with on a regular basis. He starts by having them all fighting each other but after a few minutes it just turns into naughty stuff.

[Hara Michiyo]

^ is actually living in Antartica with the penguins and practices his fencing with the penguins. En guarde leetle pengueens!

[momo1415]

^is really asuka pretending to be someone else and take over our minds one by one

[Brian]

Started a biker gang over two years ago, then never went back after the third meeting. Is still considered the group's leader.

[momo1415]

((awesome!!!lol))
I really and undercover spy wokring to see if any of us are intelligent to join her Bergade of merry men

[Takai]

^ is actually 65 years old. the picture she posted in the picture thread was of her grand children.

[Dark Shadow]

is actually living in the amazon jungle, where she is the queen and plans to take over the neighboring countries in an attempt to get technology!!!!

[Brian]

^ is a traditionally-trained Chinese acrobat who can balance on his head while juggling, but due to a tragic plate-spinning accident has sworn to never use his skills again.

[Dark Shadow]

has a space ship ready to take humans he deem crazy enough to believe that this world is going to become a black hole thanks to the hadron collider!

[Mac]

Does not believe that the hadron collider will even work, ever, let alone possibly create a black hole.

He thinks it'll just poof out little pink bunnies instead, and confuse the hell out of America.

[Dark Shadow]

actually can't stand the sight of dragons but likes to punish himself having them everywhere!

[Hara Michiyo]

Loves nothing more than sitting in front of the TV all day eating deep fried Mars Bars, Kebab flavoured Pot Noodles, and drinking loads of Red Bull.

[Brian]

Was overheard chatting about the weather by a Japanese tourist, who (due to a translation error) mistook it for Truth and Wisdom, and upon returning home founded a new religion. Is now revered as a prophetess on a small island just east of Hamamatsu, where her photograph (a low quality enlargement of a cell-phone picture) adorns several temple walls.

[Dark Shadow]

is the founder of a new religion based in anime, having as the central figure a copy of every girl he likes.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

just got mauled and robbed by a gang of lolis....and is PROUD of it!!!

[Takai]

^ was the evil man behind the scenes during said robbery

[The Guiltiest Gear]

the onee-sama of those lolis gone bad!!!

[Brian]

^ has a strange compulsion to eat Peeps - exactly six of them - every day. Has cases of them stacked in his room, and gets nervous in March when he starts running low. Prefers pink, but yellow is okay too.

[Mac]

Doesn't know what Peeps actually are.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

created the concept of gravity

[Takai]

^ doesn't watch anime at all unless there is some kind of sport or competitive game involved

[Brian]

when no one else is home, wears a pretty dress and lots of makeup and has tea parties with her stuffed animals.

[Takai]

^ dedicates every second Sunday of the month to getting together with his fellow crossdressing friends to do a live role play of School Rumble

[The Guiltiest Gear]

has an android which is they keep all to themselves to do unspeakable acts as well as look cool in battle o.o

[Mac]

Always makes sense at every moment of the day. Is also an extraordinary speller.

[Brian]

^ surfs the web for sites about African pygmies, then sends them derogatory jokes and insults.

[Mac]

o________________O

Lives on a diet of Cajun Squirrel and fish sticks.

[frank]

doesn't like cheeseburgers.

[Brian]

^ created an entirely new language, which has no past tense or conjunctions and consists only of seagull noises.

[frank]

couldn't be more correct

[Dark Shadow]

is always wrong cuz he is always assuming instead of doing proper research in web pages!

[The Guiltiest Gear]

secretly has infinite large eggs hidden in a secret chamber where he sits daily to hatch a new minion which he stole from the great cosmic dimension pocket of cool and impractical things the gods decided was a bad idea

[frank]

Secretly thinks he is the loli champion of the world! LOLThe lie is in the "secret" part.;)

[Mac]

Is NOT onion-sama.

[Brian]

^ is over three hundred years old, and has twelve children, fifty-three grandchildren and too many great- and great-great- grandchildren to count. Spends over £2000 a year just on birthday cards.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

^is an alien in the body of a blonde beach babe.

[frank]

Isn't emotional at all! ^^

[Hara Michiyo]

^ has one room in his house dedicated to his coffee mug collection. He has almost 30000 already and going to travel the world in search of new additions...

[frank]

^ doesn't work hard enough and really doesn't care about her appearance. ^_~

[The Guiltiest Gear]

feels about that fact exactly as depicted in his avy

[Takai]

^ never listens to good anime recommendations. watches the crappiest series he can find that nobody anywhere likes just so he can complain later about how much it sucks.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

totally abhores tennis themed anime

[Brian]

^ suffers from a rare form of kleptomania which causes him to roam the city at night in search of construction vehicles. If there's a crane or a bulldozer missing the next morning, it's probably in GG's back yard.

[frank]

Is really Zorro. rofls

[Brian]

^ invented a new game for toddlers which teaches them how to do quadratic equations by the time they reach four years old. Was paid millions in hush money by the teacher's unions, and the game is now in a secret government warehouse next to the Lost Ark and a car engine that runs on water.

[frank]

^ invented a new game for toddlers which teaches them how to do quadratic equations by the time they reach four years old.
This was actually true.


Was paid millions in hush money by the teacher's unions, and the game is now in a secret government warehouse next to the Lost Ark and a car engine that runs on water.
This is only partly outrageous.

Can't separate fact from fiction. And teaches howler monkeys how to fence against chimpanzees while orangutans are scoring the competition.lol

[Mac]

^ can't separate fact from fiction.


(Boom! where's my rep?)

[frank]

doesn't really want me to rep him.

lol

[Mac]

Is a troll.

>B

[frank]

Is the very first to admit his mistakes. :rolleyes:

[Dark Shadow]

doesn't like to be called a walking dictionary and is always correcting his own typos!

[Kharmy]

Is addicted to Cashews, lol

[frank]

doesn't think he's a good graphic artists. oo

[Dark Shadow]

is in reallity an overlord trying to take over the cyber world using his own collection of viruses and using his hyper powerful and self made computer to do so!

[frank]

Is convinced that prinnies are real creatures and is waiting for them to come and declare his their messiah

[Mac]

Is a WoW nerd.

[Dark Shadow]

firmly believes that dragons are only oversized serpents and hates them

[frank]

agr3ees that dragons are mythical, over-grown lizards like iguanas

[Brian]

^ has the ability to make televisions change channels using a specialized form of telekinesis. Likes to hang out at electronics stores and torment the salesmen.

[Mac]

Is not jealous of frank being able to do that >.>

[frank]

lol

Is never sleepy.

[Mac]

Hates Rigellian (sp?) wine

[Dark Shadow]

hates money and is attempting to go and live in the tibet for the remainder of his life!

[Brian]

Works part-time at a secret government lab which is breeding giant mutant armadillos. The project was begun about ten years ago by a crazed genetic scientist because "giant armadillos look cool."

[frank]

doesn't have a fixation of some kind about governments.

[Mac]

Is in fact a squid.

[Brian]

^ once ate two entire roast turkeys to win a five-pound bet. Afterwards complained about being full and sleepy.

[frank]

doesn't like to tease people.

[Mac]

Also doesn't like to tease people.

[frank]

Can take a joke very well.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

hijacked Nagi's band and looked good doing it too gasp!!!?

[Brian]

^ is a skilled, self-taught veterinary surgeon. Read a book about performing surgery when he was eight years old, decided it looked easy and began practicing on neighborhood pets. After a rocky start, became quite good at it. Was cited for performing veterinary medicine without a license but the charges were dropped when it was determined that the kitty really did need an operation, and the added wings and unicorn horn did not seriously detract from its quality of life.

[frank]

writes very short, descriptive non-spammy details.

[Dark Shadow]

isn't a dictionary and likes to not research a thing and als considers that ignorance is a real bliss

[frank]

Wants everyone to know that he is really afraid to tears of sharp edged things like knves and katanas. lol

[Brian]

In case anyone missed the first post:


Basically, it's like 'comment on the previous poster', except you have to tell something outrageously untrue about them. It can't be a simple lie like "hates anime", it has to be something ridiculous.

Be outrageous, but DON'T be offensive!

[momo1415]

^ really doesnt like to follow the rules and wants to build his own hamster army so that he can rule the world

[frank]

^ Is actually a Brian fangirl and supporter.

[Dark Shadow]

doesn't like dragons and likes to torture himself with a signature with a dragon.

[frank]

Can't stand the sight of Nerrine and thinks she's the worst anime character to ever be developed. >>33

[Mac]

Is a statue in a park somewhere, that nobody visits.

[frank]

Doesn't really have a dragon collection at all.

lol

dude, your critters are breathing fire. one of them, anyway. cooooooooooool!!

[Mac]

Eats wood for a living. o.o

[frank]

Loves to take the bus to work. XD

[Dark Shadow]

spends most of his time in a park watching trees while using his laptop to freak out people!

[frank]

doesn't really know anything about computers, but has photographic memory and has memorized all the manuals.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

likes ditching his body so he can play cruel and unusual tricks on people while in a non physical state and doesnt care whether or not a spirit takes his body for a joyride because he can still type by possessing his computer anyway!!!

[frank]

has the best typing and spelling skillzorz of anyone

lol

[BrokenWings_Sene]

Is a spy for the Penguins!

[Dark Shadow]

Is in reality the princess of a far away kingdom and likes to procastinate by coming here and make everyone believe she is a commoner

[Hara Michiyo]

Runs an activist group called "Keep it Blunt". It's a movement that is against people keeping very sharp weapons for decorative use or other reasons.

[Brian]

Once walked from Cape Town to Nairobi, armed with nothing more than set of hedge trimmers. Completed the trek in only twenty-seven days, leaving a trail of shrubbery pruned into Pokeman shapes.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

Is on the run for the cops and is escaping to Antarctica

[frank]

Actually works for the CIA and the FBI and HS as a profiler and is responsible for sending people to jail. O.O;

[Dark Shadow]

is an active journalist that is always reporting his findings about people with world conquering issues, to keep track on those who succeed or not.

[frank]

Can't wait to go to work in the morning, stays voluntarily 2, 3 hours a day after work, and works on the week-ends for free. lol

[Kharmy]

Owns a solid gold rocket car :shock:

[Mac]

Pays someone else to do the photoshop work he posts here. :P

[Hara Michiyo]

Is actually terrified of dragons and his therapist suggested to surround himself with dragons to get over his irrational fear. He has evil one in his closet, like the evil monkey in Family Guy, that he is insanely afraid of and that's why he is tired all the time, because he can't sleep.

[Brian]

Once sculpted the entire pokemon collection out of cheese, but forgot to take a photograph before she ate them all.

[Paradox]

Is secretly Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

[Daisuke]

actually takes her computer outside everyday so her pet dragons can get some fresh air, exercise and uh um relieve themselves.:D

[Paradox]

Isn't really a member. He's spyware, sent to destroy us.

[Mac]

Isn't really that much of an impossibility after all...

[Dark Shadow]

is not a virus!

:P

[Paradox]

Is actually a priest from the brotherhood.

[Mac]

Likes to chase kitties around.

Also has an attachment to chickens.

[Brian]

^ Treasurer of the local Hamster Appreciation Club. Members meet each Wednesday afternoon, run on giant exercise wheels until they get tired, have contests to see how much food they can cram into their cheeks, and then fall asleep on wood shavings.

[Paradox]

Has never seen anime in his life, and is instead going off what he hears from other people. However, this in itself is dangerous, as his religion strictly forbids all association with 'evil' japanese animations and arts.

[Dark Shadow]

doesn't like dragons and likes to torture by seeing them everyday

[frank]

is correct

:p

[Paradox]

Has plans to wipe out all dragonkind, except his own. This will be accomplished by 'conditioning' his dragons to destroy other dragons, while believing that they are not dragons, but rather organic machines designed for said purpose of destruction.

[Brian]

^ is a six-foot-eight, 275 lb. mountain of muscle, trained in every martial art in the world, who has been told to watch Sailor Moon on a continual basis as part of an Anger Management program.

[Hara Michiyo]

Does fencing just so he can fulfil his desires to look like a ninja and prod people with a stick

it might not actually be that big a lie

[iNeedzaHug]

Hates anime
._____________.

[Mac]

Does NOT, I repeat NOT, like red and black hats.

[Brian]

^ once ran around the block five times as fast as he could, in order to turn back time and make the energy drink un-spill into his keyboard. It didn't work.

[iNeedzaHug]

Hates being called evil...
=1

[Hara Michiyo]

Carries her lucky dictionary with her where ever she goes correcting people on their grammar and spelling

[iNeedzaHug]

??

i think is kinda confused... =1

[Brian]

^ Was a popular Roller Derby skater who won Rookie Of The Year, but was forced to quit because the other women felt guilty every time they knocked her down.

[iNeedzaHug]

xD

is totally boring and does not have
a sense of humor x3

[Shamanicgirl09]

Does not have an excited personality at all, and doesn't want any new friends here. :p

[Dark Shadow]

will try to conquer the world by helping me in building a hadron collider, throwing inside pink bunnies!

[iNeedzaHug]

is really preppy and hyper
all the time...

[Brian]

^ won a contest on the local radio station sponsored by a tourist company, now has a small island in Chagras Archipelago named after her.

[Shamanicgirl09]

^ Is not smart at all and is always saying dumb things and ruining fun moods.

[iNeedzaHug]

^is a big hairy man o.O

[Dark Shadow]

believes what everyone says on the internet, that lead her to this page where we all never lie about anything.

[iNeedzaHug]

^is a huge jerk, who will cut
down anyone in his way

[Silver Winchester]

Lia believes that Jack Sparrow is her husband and that he takes her on these... adventures... xD

[iNeedzaHug]

what are you talking about?? o.O;;
we are married..and he DOES take me on adventures xP

^hates watching tv

[Silver Winchester]

Lia is a rapscallion...

[iNeedzaHug]

^is emo

[Silver Winchester]

is working with Elmo to blow up Big Bird xD

[iNeedzaHug]

how'd yew know about that? >:1 -looks at Elmo-

^doesn't want any friends..

[Brian]

^ has thousands of pancakes stacked in her closet. And has named each one.

[Paradox]

Will soon realise his plan to make cats the rulers of this world. Then, with the chip implanted into the brain of every cat, will rule them, ultimately making him the ruler of the world.