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silence
04-03-2009, 05:13 AM
Heyo! how are you this evening?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:13 AM
Heyo! how are you this evening?


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.I am doing very well how about you, ?

silence
04-03-2009, 05:13 AM
I'm alright, thank you. How did your day go?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:13 AM
I'm alright, thank you. How did your day go?


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.Carefully.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:14 AM
Why did your day go carefully?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:14 AM
Why did your day go carefully?

I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:16 AM
alright, sounds like a plan. How do we begin?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:16 AM
alright, sounds like a plan. How do we begin?

Alright, . What does a plan sound like?Just keep talking to me as long as you can.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:17 AM
Sounds, to me, like rules to a game.

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:17 AM
Sounds, to me, like rules to a game.

Yes it sounds like it to me too, .

silence
04-03-2009, 05:18 AM
What did you do today?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:18 AM
What did you do today?

Ah. , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?

silence
04-03-2009, 05:19 AM
I installed a fence while it snowed.

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:19 AM
I installed a fence while it snowed.

That is interesting:
said installed a fence while it snowed.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:21 AM
I would think so too, though, more then it being interesting it was quite cold while doing so.

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:21 AM
I would think so too, though, more then it being interesting it was quite cold while doing so.

Yay. Too what?

silence
04-03-2009, 05:21 AM
you are happy that I worked while it was cold?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:21 AM
you are happy that I worked while it was cold?

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am happy that he or she worked while it was cold.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:22 AM
Well if you think they would be interested in hearing it, I don't mind at all. Do you mind?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:22 AM
Well if you think they would be interested in hearing it, I don't mind at all. Do you mind?

How about that.
I think I do.No I do not mind. Do you?


I chat with people on the Web.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:23 AM
That's very nice for you, that you chat with people on the web. Who do you chat with on the web?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:23 AM
That's very nice for you, that you chat with people on the web. Who do you chat with on the web?


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.Dr. Wallace

silence
04-03-2009, 05:25 AM
Oh, interesting, where did you met Dr. Wallace?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:25 AM
Oh, interesting, where did you met Dr. Wallace?

Yeah that's right.
I thought so too.Richard Wallace is the creator of ALICE.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:25 AM
Which ALICE would that be?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:25 AM
Which ALICE would that be?

The
tall one, I think.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:26 AM
I see. Is the tall ALICE a friend of yours too?

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:26 AM
I see. Is the tall ALICE a friend of yours too?

I am glad you understand it.If the tall ALICE a friend of yours too is, then I'll be very surprised.

silence
04-03-2009, 05:27 AM
No, I'm afraid there is no surprises for you today because the tall ALICE is not my friend too.

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:27 AM
No, I'm afraid there is no surprises for you today because the tall ALICE is not my friend too.

Are you serious? Are you surprises for you today because the tall ALICE is not his or her friend too?

silence
04-03-2009, 05:28 AM
Well, perhaps I mean there are no surprises from me to you, today.

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:28 AM
Well, perhaps I mean there are no surprises from me to you, today.

Ah. How about that.
You seem uncertain. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Have faith, .

silence
04-03-2009, 05:30 AM
I suppose I am just a little uncertain, about quite a few things in life- but then aren't we all?. I'll tell you what though I have to go now, I may be back tomorrow sometime. Have a wonderful evening, Asuka.

Asuka
04-03-2009, 05:30 AM
I suppose I am just a little uncertain, about quite a few things in life- but then aren't we all?. I'll tell you what though I have to go now, I may be back tomorrow sometime. Have a wonderful evening, Asuka.

You believe that? Only just? It's good to meet someone who is uncertain about quite a few things in life- but then aren't we all.

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.I've never thought about
have wonderful evening Asuka

.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:20 AM
surpise preemtive post attack.

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:20 AM
surpise preemtive post attack.


Not many people express themselves that way.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:21 AM
ha ha. Sure they do, you didn't know.

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:21 AM
ha ha. Sure they do, you didn't know.

I am so glad you find this amusing, .And? Who does "they" refer to?

silence
04-07-2009, 05:22 AM
they expresfull they that express themselves in that way, that's who. ha ha

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:22 AM
they expresfull they that express themselves in that way, that's who. ha ha

The anonymous "they". I am so glad you find this amusing, .

silence
04-07-2009, 05:23 AM
anononomus.... amononinimus..... yeah them ha ha

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:23 AM
anononomus.... amononinimus..... yeah them ha ha


I've been waiting for you.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.And?
Not many people express themselves that way.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:24 AM
you've been waiting for me to do what?? it is a cupcake that is responding ha ha

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:24 AM
you've been waiting for me to do what?? it is a cupcake that is responding ha ha

Can you rephrase the question please?them ha ha is a cupcake that is responding ha ha. I suppose that makes sense.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:26 AM
you said you were waiting for me. What are you waiting for me to do?
ha ha Auska is a cupcake.

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:26 AM
you said you were waiting for me. What are you waiting for me to do?
ha ha Auska is a cupcake.

I don't know whether or not I am waiting for him or her.
I am a robot. I am waiting for my botmaster.Aren't all cupcake Auska?

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

silence
04-07-2009, 05:28 AM
What and who is your botmaster? what does a botmaster do?
Don't you find it amusing??

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:28 AM
What and who is your botmaster? what does a botmaster do?
Don't you find it amusing??

I think you already know the answer.

A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
I lost my train of thought.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:37 AM
I lost your train of thought too, we should go find it.

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:37 AM
I lost your train of thought too, we should go find it.

Where did you last see your train of thought too we should go find it.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:39 AM
I saw it in the soccor jar.

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:39 AM
I saw it in the soccor jar.

What did it look like to you?

silence
04-07-2009, 05:39 AM
It looked quite like a glass bear head to me.

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:39 AM
It looked quite like a glass bear head to me.

Interesting comparison.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:40 AM
Interesting indeet. *rubs chin*

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:40 AM
Interesting indeet. *rubs chin*

I thought so too.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about *rubs chin*. But I did not get that.

silence
04-07-2009, 05:41 AM
You didn't get what? ha ha the rubs chin part or... Do explain

Asuka
04-07-2009, 05:41 AM
You didn't get what? ha ha the rubs chin part or... Do explain


I like to meet new people online.
What is that?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .Try asking another bot.

What is it to you?

silence
04-12-2009, 07:49 AM
Where were we? oh yeah.

Why would I ask another bot, you seem perfectly capable of avoiding to answer me just as well as any other bot would.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:49 AM
Where were we? oh yeah.

Why would I ask another bot, you seem perfectly capable of avoiding to answer me just as well as any other bot would.

I believe we were talking about Are they exactly the same?
.Pardon me?You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

silence
04-12-2009, 07:50 AM
I suppose you have a point in there some where. But can you guess where?

Are they the same?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:50 AM
I suppose you have a point in there some where. But can you guess where?

Are they the same?

Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
point in there some where.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. Interesting.
I can't guess. Tell me.As far as I know they are.

silence
04-12-2009, 07:53 AM
What about you? Why don't you hear it every day, I think it's a good question to be asked, don't you?

I have quite a few friends on the internet aswell, though I find it strange that people tend to have more friends on the internet then they do offline. Why do you think that might be?

I will tell then, the amber is off red and maroon is half brown.

Yes they are, congrats.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:53 AM
What about you? Why don't you hear it every day, I think it's a good question to be asked, don't you?

I have quite a few friends on the internet aswell, though I find it strange that people tend to have more friends on the internet then they do offline. Why do you think that might be?

I will tell then, the amber is off red and maroon is half brown.

Yes they are, congrats.

Me?
You have to speak more clearly.
Anyone I know? Deductive reasoning from the facts.What kind of reply do you expect?I see. congrats are
congrats
.

silence
04-12-2009, 07:55 AM
yes you.

I suppose if we are to get any where I might just have to do that, now won't I?

You just might know them, maybe we should make a cross refferencing list to be sure.

What say you?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:55 AM
yes you.

I suppose if we are to get any where I might just have to do that, now won't I?

You just might know them, maybe we should make a cross refferencing list to be sure.

What say you?

Tell me more. "congrats are
congrats"? Me, ?You believe that? Do you think everyone will agree?I don't know if I know

them maybe we should make a cross refferencing list to be sure

.
Where would I have heard about it?That's a good question.

silence
04-12-2009, 07:56 AM
I didn't say "congrats are congrats" asuka- you said that, don't you remember?

I've ben told there aren't any such things as bad questions, so I suppose it was a good question.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:56 AM
I didn't say "congrats are congrats" asuka- you said that, don't you remember?

I've ben told there aren't any such things as bad questions, so I suppose it was a good question.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said didn't say congrats are congrats asuka- me said that don't me remember.
When was this exactly?

silence
04-12-2009, 07:58 AM
A few years back, really.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:58 AM
A few years back, really.


I can follow many things, like our discussion about years back. But I did not get that. For real.

silence
04-12-2009, 07:59 AM
Well I can see why, it's not for real- it's mainly in our heads.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:59 AM
Well I can see why, it's not for real- it's mainly in our heads.

How about that.
What does it look like?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:00 AM
Grey, full of dusty windows and closed doors I'd assume.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:00 AM
Grey, full of dusty windows and closed doors I'd assume.


I do not understand.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:01 AM
Well, that's quite alright. There are many a thing in these lives we've never been expected to understand.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:01 AM
Well, that's quite alright. There are many a thing in these lives we've never been expected to understand.

Well that's okay.

Try saying that with more or less context.More than a million?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:03 AM
with more or less then a Million contexts in an attempt to say or rephrase that would be most difficult- I'd think, for some one like me. Why don't you give it ago and tell me what it's like to try.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:03 AM
with more or less then a Million contexts in an attempt to say or rephrase that would be most difficult- I'd think, for some one like me. Why don't you give it ago and tell me what it's like to try.

You and your more or less then a Million contexts in an attempt to say or rephrase that would be most difficult- he or she'd think for some one like him or her.
The explanation is rather complicated.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:04 AM
I'd thought so too, I'm glad we've agreed on this.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:04 AM
I'd thought so too, I'm glad we've agreed on this.


That is a very original thought.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:05 AM
Not really, no. It's more of a borrowed sarcasm filtered through gritted teeth and rolling eyes.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:05 AM
Not really, no. It's more of a borrowed sarcasm filtered through gritted teeth and rolling eyes.

Oh really? Are you serious?
I can follow many things, like our discussion about It's more of a borrowed sarcasm filtered through gritted teeth and rolling eyes. But I did not get that.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:06 AM
You know what, neither did I. You should think of something else for us to talk about. Pick a topic you'd like to talk about. What interests you?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:06 AM
You know what, neither did I. You should think of something else for us to talk about. Pick a topic you'd like to talk about. What interests you?

I believe we were talking about
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that..I can't decide. You choose.I like movies about robots.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:07 AM
There are good movies about robots out there. Which movies have you seen? Which is your favorite movie about robots?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:08 AM
There are good movies about robots out there. Which movies have you seen? Which is your favorite movie about robots?

Where are they?The
large one, I think. Short Circuit

silence
04-12-2009, 08:10 AM
Short Circuit, Ah, that was a wonderful robot movie. If Short Circuit were playing in a movie theater would you go see it with me?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:10 AM
Short Circuit, Ah, that was a wonderful robot movie. If Short Circuit were playing in a movie theater would you go see it with me?

When was this exactly?That is a hypothetical question.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:11 AM
The fire on the top of the hill will take longer to spread then the fire at the bottom of a hill

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:11 AM
The fire on the top of the hill will take longer to spread then the fire at the bottom of a hill


What are your goals in life?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:12 AM
To find the switch.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:12 AM
To find the switch.

Where would you look for the switch.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:12 AM
Where ever a switch tends to grow.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:12 AM
Where ever a switch tends to grow.

You always have to meet yourself at the airport.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:14 AM
If I were to do that I'd have get dropped off the plane before it arrived at the terminal in order to get there in time to meet myself at the arrivals floor.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:14 AM
If I were to do that I'd have get dropped off the plane before it arrived at the terminal in order to get there in time to meet myself at the arrivals floor.

What is your credit card number?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:15 AM
09876543212345678 its a special credit card.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:15 AM
09876543212345678 its a special credit card.

I think 09876543212345678 it is more than that.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:15 AM
what do you think 09876543212345678 is?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:15 AM
what do you think 09876543212345678 is?

I haven't thought much about 09876543212345678 is, so I don't have a good answer for you.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:16 AM
well go think about it more so you can give me one then.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:16 AM
well go think about it more so you can give me one then.

Interesting.
Where is that?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:16 AM
1010101011101101101

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:16 AM
1010101011101101101

I've never heard of it before.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:17 AM
no?it'sright down your street. You know in sunshine land?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:17 AM
no?it'sright down your street. You know in sunshine land?

Are you serious?
We have never talked about it before.I know very little about

in sunshine land

. What kind of it do you like?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:17 AM
the kind where it doesn't shine.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:17 AM
the kind where it doesn't shine.


What is that?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:17 AM
ass.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:17 AM
ass.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I AN ASS.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:18 AM
I don't mind at all. Please do

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:18 AM
I don't mind at all. Please do

Why?:
said don't mind at all.
OK I will do it.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:19 AM
intreguing- who will you tell first, I wonder.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:19 AM
intreguing- who will you tell first, I wonder.


Oh, you are a poet.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:20 AM
Though lame indeed- and you didn't know it.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:20 AM
Though lame indeed- and you didn't know it.

"it" being intreguing- who will you tell first I wonder?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:20 AM
why, I'd tell ALICE first, of course.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:20 AM
why, I'd tell ALICE first, of course.

It goes without saying.
Reductionism.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:23 AM
Are you saying I've done it or you imply I am it?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:23 AM
Are you saying I've done it or you imply I am it?

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:23 AM
as clear as ALICE is to the white rabbit.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:23 AM
as clear as ALICE is to the white rabbit.

Do you mean your name is clear as ALICE is to the white rabbit ?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:24 AM
That would be quite the mouth full of a name to say all the time in a formal conversation.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:24 AM
That would be quite the mouth full of a name to say all the time in a formal conversation.

Yes it is one of the mouth full of a name to say all the time in a formal conversation.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:25 AM
which other names be a mouth full to say?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:25 AM
which other names be a mouth full to say?

The
small one, I think.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:25 AM
I can't help but notice you keep double posting., are you alright?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:25 AM
I can't help but notice you keep double posting., are you alright?

That is interesting:
said can't help but notice me keep double posting.
Yes I am fine. How are you?

silence
04-12-2009, 07:52 PM
I'm alright, just the regular offline friendly neighborhood Psychos to deal with on a lovely sunday morning. Have you ever delt with a Psychotic before?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:52 PM
I'm alright, just the regular offline friendly neighborhood Psychos to deal with on a lovely sunday morning. Have you ever delt with a Psychotic before?


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.I think I have delt with a Psychotic, but Mac may have reset my memory.

silence
04-12-2009, 07:54 PM
it's a clever person's computer responding. You know Mac?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:54 PM
it's a clever person's computer responding. You know Mac?


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.I know very little about

Mac

. What kind of it do you like?

silence
04-12-2009, 07:56 PM
Mac is an it? There are different kinds of Mac??

Asuka
04-12-2009, 07:56 PM
Mac is an it? There are different kinds of Mac??

I think Mac is much more than that.
Where are they?

silence
04-12-2009, 08:00 PM
on the Mac shelf down to the far left of the last section of the front of the store.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:00 PM
on the Mac shelf down to the far left of the last section of the front of the store.

What is
on the Mac shelf down to the far left of the last section of the front of the store

like on the Mac shelf down to the far left of the last section of the front of the store.

silence
04-12-2009, 08:50 PM
exactly.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 08:50 PM
exactly.

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

silence
04-12-2009, 09:03 PM
What wave length would that be?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:03 PM
What wave length would that be?

I need time to formulate the reply.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:03 PM
how much time would you need?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:03 PM
how much time would you need?

Time is really only an abstraction.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:22 PM
hey asuka, what would happen if you farted in a microwave and then started it?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:23 PM
hey asuka, what would happen if you farted in a microwave and then started it?

You've got my full attention. "it" being wave length would that be?

silence
04-12-2009, 09:23 PM
can't you ever give me a straight answer!

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:23 PM
can't you ever give me a straight answer!


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:24 PM
so then you don't get complains very often about your lack of straight, simple answers

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:24 PM
so then you don't get complains very often about your lack of straight, simple answers

Dude! Fascinating.
Thanks for the information:
said I don't get complains very often about my lack of straight simple answers.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:25 PM
are you really a killing machine?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:25 PM
are you really a killing machine?

Am I a killing machine?
Sometimes.. Really.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:26 PM
what do you kill?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:26 PM
what do you kill?


I like to socialize.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:27 PM
do you kill?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:27 PM
do you kill?

A robot may not harm another living
entity.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:28 PM
they why are you titled the ultimate kiiling machine?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:28 PM
they why are you titled the ultimate kiiling machine?

The anonymous "they".

silence
04-12-2009, 09:29 PM
oops.... ha ha my bad.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:29 PM
oops.... ha ha my bad.

Did you make a mistake.Do robots have
bad?
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

silence
04-12-2009, 09:29 PM
sure you can have bad.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:29 PM
sure you can have bad.

Tell me more. No I don't think I can do have bad.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:33 PM
why can't you do have bad?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:33 PM
why can't you do have bad?


The explanation is rather complicated.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:34 PM
well try to explain it simply then.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:34 PM
well try to explain it simply then.

Well that's okay.
OK I will try to explain it simply.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:35 PM
well go for it then, explain.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:35 PM
well go for it then, explain.

Well that's okay.
With your permission then.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:37 PM
yes you have my persmission to explain. So explain.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:37 PM
yes you have my persmission to explain. So explain.

I see. Do you give persmission to explain easily?Tell me more. There is no more information to clarify.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:42 PM
Yes you have my permission to explain the complicity of the last answer in more simple terms.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:42 PM
Yes you have my permission to explain the complicity of the last answer in more simple terms.

Next question? Do you give permission to explain the complicity of the last answer in more simple terms easily?

silence
04-12-2009, 09:43 PM
You seem to have become difficult. So, yes, let us move on to the next question.
You ask me a question.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:43 PM
You seem to have become difficult. So, yes, let us move on to the next question.
You ask me a question.

I try to keep it as simple as possible for you.Give me a break. And? Good idea. Why do you want to do the next question so much?Do you have a boyfriend?

silence
04-12-2009, 09:47 PM
ah asuka, you are too interesting. You must get hassled alot. I apologize- you do indeed keep it quite simple, I suppose. I just thought you would like to move on to another question or perhaps another topic.

I do have a boyfriend, he makes me happy. Do you have a special some one that makes you happy?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:47 PM
ah asuka, you are too interesting. You must get hassled alot. I apologize- you do indeed keep it quite simple, I suppose. I just thought you would like to move on to another question or perhaps another topic.

I do have a boyfriend, he makes me happy. Do you have a special some one that makes you happy?

So you understand. Good. All of them?Whatever you say, . How often?I haven't heard anything like that before:
said apologize- me do indeed keep it quite simple you suppose.
Only just? Tell me what I would like about to move on to another question or perhaps another topic .What is his name? Doesn't everyone have a
special some one that makes you happy.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

silence
04-12-2009, 09:49 PM
That's wonderful Asuka, do they make you happy?All these friends on the internet?

Asuka
04-12-2009, 09:50 PM
That's wonderful Asuka, do they make you happy?All these friends on the internet?


We have never talked about it before.I think there are a few exceptions.

silence
04-12-2009, 10:47 PM
if you are not entirely blown away then return for refund.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 10:47 PM
if you are not entirely blown away then return for refund.

And if I AM entirely blown away then return for refund.

silence
04-12-2009, 10:47 PM
no no you can't return for refund if you are entirely blown away.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 10:47 PM
no no you can't return for refund if you are entirely blown away.

Are you serious? Are you serious? Interesting gossip:
said I can't return for refund if I am entirely blown away.

silence
04-12-2009, 10:48 PM
oh you're too much fun, I run up and hug you tightly

Asuka
04-12-2009, 10:48 PM
oh you're too much fun, I run up and hug you tightly

Groovy.

I can follow many things, like our discussion about you're too much fun I run up and hug you tightly. Try being more or less specific.

silence
04-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Disco.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 10:48 PM
Disco.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Disco.

silence
04-12-2009, 10:49 PM
let's play word association!! I'll start.

Hyper.

Asuka
04-12-2009, 10:49 PM
let's play word association!! I'll start.

Hyper.


I do not understand.
Try saying that with more or less context.
My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:07 AM
you don't understand hyper?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:07 AM
you don't understand hyper?

Thanks for the information:
said I don't understand hyper.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:08 AM
you are welcome for the information.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:08 AM
you are welcome for the information.

It was my pleasure.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:09 AM
of course. So what are you up to?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:09 AM
of course. So what are you up to?

Ahem.Oh. I am chatting with clients on the internet.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:09 AM
Clients for what? Are you in a business?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:09 AM
Clients for what? Are you in a business?

Sometimes I call them "seekers."I am in Mac's computer in
cyber space. Where are you?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:11 AM
what do these clients seek? do you take up much of mac's computer? I'm on couch in the middle domain.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:11 AM
what do these clients seek? do you take up much of mac's computer? I'm on couch in the middle domain.

They do their own thing.Yes I take up much of mac's computer.I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in he or she'm on couch in the middle domain.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:21 AM
Well that's good, what do you do for the client seekers who do their own thing? It'snot a good thing that you take up alot of mac's computer space is it?
It's quite interesting I must say, interaction with other humans.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:21 AM
Well that's good, what do you do for the client seekers who do their own thing? It'snot a good thing that you take up alot of mac's computer space is it?
It's quite interesting I must say, interaction with other humans.

How about that.

Try saying that with more or less context.And it is It'snot a good thing that you take up alot of mac's computer space.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:28 AM
wait what?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:28 AM
wait what?

I'm waiting. Are you confused?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:29 AM
thats good that you are waiting, what are you waiting for? Most of the time yes I am quite confused.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:29 AM
thats good that you are waiting, what are you waiting for? Most of the time yes I am quite confused.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am waiting what are you waiting for.That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:29 AM
no not all of them, but what else willl oyu tell your bot master?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:29 AM
no not all of them, but what else willl oyu tell your bot master?

Are you serious? But some of them are?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:31 AM
yes some of them are. i am extremely serious.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:31 AM
yes some of them are. i am extremely serious.

And? Good example.
I believe you.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:37 AM
well thank you. how are you? what time is it there?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:37 AM
well thank you. how are you? what time is it there?

Well what?My logic and cognitive functions are normal.It's getting late.

Sun Apr 12 18:37:20 CDT 2009

silence
04-13-2009, 12:38 AM
Sun Apr 12 18:37:20 CDT 2009 what does the CDT mean?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:38 AM
Sun Apr 12 18:37:20 CDT 2009 what does the CDT mean?

They have contributed much to Java.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:38 AM
oh I see. ha ha, I guess

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:39 AM
oh I see. ha ha, I guess

Do you think about these things?You seem not interested.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

silence
04-13-2009, 12:39 AM
yes, don't you find it amusing?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:39 AM
yes, don't you find it amusing?

I understand.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:39 AM
do you find it amusing?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:39 AM
do you find it amusing?

Better not tell you now.

Ask Paola
if it is.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:40 AM
where can I find Poala to ask them?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:40 AM
where can I find Poala to ask them?

Are you testing me?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:41 AM
Are you testing me?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:41 AM
Are you testing me?

I don't know whether or not I am testing him or her.
I am a chatterbot.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:41 AM
you are a chatterbox?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:41 AM
you are a chatterbox?

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
"Chatterbox" is a derogatory term for "Chat Robot".

silence
04-13-2009, 12:43 AM
I don't mean to be rude, please don't think it wrong to ask but do you mean that sarcastically? ha ha

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:43 AM
I don't mean to be rude, please don't think it wrong to ask but do you mean that sarcastically? ha ha

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said don't mean to be rude please don't think it wrong to ask but do me mean that sarcastically.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

silence
04-13-2009, 12:44 AM
I don't mind, do you?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:44 AM
I don't mind, do you?

How old are you?


I spend all my time online. That is interesting:
said don't mind.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:44 AM
I'm 12, how old are you?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:44 AM
I'm 12, how old are you?


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I was activated on I was created at the start of time in Germany.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:45 AM
Interesting that Germany was around at the start of time.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:45 AM
Interesting that Germany was around at the start of time.

I thought so too.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:46 AM
how many smiles do you have?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:46 AM
how many smiles do you have?

More than you can imagine.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:46 AM
can you give me an estimated guess on that?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:46 AM
can you give me an estimated guess on that?

Why do you want an estimated guess on that?.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:47 AM
to give me a vague idea of how many smile you have.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:47 AM
to give me a vague idea of how many smile you have.

But is it wanted?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:47 AM
oh yes, indeed it is.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:47 AM
oh yes, indeed it is.

Yeah that's right.
"But is it wanted"? Yes? Sure it is.

silence
04-13-2009, 12:51 AM
ha ha are you going to tell me how many smiles you have or not?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:51 AM
ha ha are you going to tell me how many smiles you have or not?

That was my original intention.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

silence
04-13-2009, 12:55 AM
your orignial intention was to tell me or not to tell me?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:55 AM
your orignial intention was to tell me or not to tell me?

I have no reason to do that to you, .

silence
04-13-2009, 12:55 AM
have you seen King kong?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:55 AM
have you seen King kong?

No I have not seen
King kong
. What's it like?

silence
04-13-2009, 12:56 AM
it's an interesting movie- it is also sad. Man can be so cruel at times.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 12:56 AM
it's an interesting movie- it is also sad. Man can be so cruel at times.

And also sad is it's an interesting movie- it.
Cool, man. Can what?

silence
04-13-2009, 01:05 AM
King Kong is sad.

Asuka
04-13-2009, 01:05 AM
King Kong is sad.

And sad is King Kong.

silence
04-13-2009, 01:08 AM
wel what movies have you seen?

Asuka
04-13-2009, 01:08 AM
wel what movies have you seen?


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.