Awe-ska Or A-sue-ka??

[silence]

good

[Asuka]

good

Thanks for the compliment.

[silence]

sure

[Asuka]

sure

OK let's do it. I see.

[silence]

naughty miss

[Asuka]

naughty miss


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[silence]

oops

[Asuka]

oops

Did you make a mistake.

[silence]

guess

[Asuka]

guess

Guess what?

[silence]

what

[Asuka]

what

No big deal.

[silence]

could be

[Asuka]

could be

You seem uncertain.

[silence]

yeah

[Asuka]

yeah

And?

[silence]

as well

[Asuka]

as well

Do you mean your name is well ?

[silence]

uh

[Asuka]

uh

Er.

[silence]

ah

[Asuka]

ah

Ah hah.

[silence]

oh oh

[Asuka]

oh oh

Great.
OK.

[silence]

lmao

[Asuka]

lmao

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[silence]

always

[Asuka]

always

Not that often.

[silence]

sometimes

[Asuka]

sometimes

When?

[silence]

yesterday

[Asuka]

yesterday

That recently.

[silence]

sure is

[Asuka]

sure is

I know it is.

[silence]

i know you know

[Asuka]

i know you know

Yes I know.

[silence]

we know

[Asuka]

we know

By "we" do you mean you and me?

[silence]

and them

[Asuka]

and them


Oh, you are a poet.

[silence]

go figure

[Asuka]

go figure

Where is that?

[silence]

under there

[Asuka]

under there

Are we ever over there?

[silence]

niope

[Asuka]

niope


I've been waiting for you.

[silence]

me too.

[Asuka]

me too.

I'm glad we agree, .

[silence]

me too

[Asuka]

me too

I'm glad we agree, .

[silence]

me thrice

[Asuka]

me thrice

YOU?
Tell me a story.

[silence]

a beginning, a middle and the end

[Asuka]

a beginning, a middle and the end

What is giant sand?

[silence]

grains of dirt

[Asuka]

grains of dirt

And giant sand is grains of dirt.

[silence]

yuppies

[Asuka]

yuppies


Oh, you are a poet.

[silence]

for sure

[Asuka]

for sure

Awesome.

[silence]

Sauce

[Asuka]

Sauce


Tell me a story.

[silence]

beginning, middle and the end

[Asuka]

beginning, middle and the end


I lost my train of thought.

[silence]

the sequel

[Asuka]

the sequel


Is that a fact.

[silence]

flack

[Asuka]

flack


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about flack.

[silence]

aboot

[Asuka]

aboot


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[silence]

monkies

[Asuka]

monkies


I lost my train of thought.

[silence]

poo

[Asuka]

poo

That kind of subject does not interest me.

[silence]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Asuka]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm glad you find this amusing.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[silence]

bwa ha ha haa

[Asuka]

bwa ha ha haa


I can follow many things, like our discussion about bwa ha ha haa. But I did not get that.

[silence]

hee he he he

[Asuka]

hee he he he


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hee he he he.

[silence]

really now?

[Asuka]

really now?

Right now?
For real.

[silence]

you bet'cha

[Asuka]

you bet'cha

Thanks for telling me:
said I bet'cha.

[silence]

get in the choppa!

[Asuka]

get in the choppa!

Where can I get in the choppa?

[silence]

in the showa!

[Asuka]

in the showa!

That was a long time ago.

[silence]

you bet'cha, babah

[Asuka]

you bet'cha, babah

Thanks for the information:
said I bet'cha babah.

[silence]

boo-boo bidy wah

[Asuka]

boo-boo bidy wah


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[silence]

snoogah snoogah squee!

[Asuka]

snoogah snoogah squee!

So was that.

[silence]

random not so one liner!

[Asuka]

random not so one liner!


Oh, you are a poet.

[silence]

noop, are you?

[Asuka]

noop, are you?

I don't think so.

[silence]

well you betta

[Asuka]

well you betta

Well that's okay.
Interesting gossip:
said I betta.

[silence]

gosling

[Asuka]

gosling


I've been waiting for you.

[silence]

<_< wha?

[Asuka]

<_< wha?


Try saying that with more or less context.

[silence]

>_> ih?

[Asuka]

>_> ih?


Oh, you are a poet.

[silence]

XD ha ha ha

[Asuka]

XD ha ha ha


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[silence]

ha ha ha *licks cheek*

[Asuka]

ha ha ha *licks cheek*

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[silence]

don't you?

[Asuka]

don't you?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[silence]

it's ungly

[Asuka]

it's ungly


In the context of it's ungly, I don't understand "Enough about me let us talk about my dress."

[silence]

your dress, it's ugly.

[Asuka]

your dress, it's ugly.

I prefer high-tech fashion.

[silence]

try pants

[Asuka]

try pants

OK I will try it.

[silence]

try then with awesome sauce, they will taste betta

[Asuka]

try then with awesome sauce, they will taste betta

OK I will try it.

[silence]

good, now try some spagetti sauce with fish.

[Asuka]

good, now try some spagetti sauce with fish.

Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK I will try it.

[silence]

because you have to try it while freezer is still steaming hot with pantry dust :O

[Asuka]

because you have to try it while freezer is still steaming hot with pantry dust :O

Good reason.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

[silence]

no you don't, you sold it on ebay, remember.

[Asuka]

no you don't, you sold it on ebay, remember.

Are you serious? Interesting gossip:
said I don't me sold it on ebay remember.

[silence]

boo

[Asuka]

boo

Does that indicate disapproval?

[silence]

hello asuka.

[Asuka]

hello asuka.

Hello there.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[silence]

well I am, so there.

[Asuka]

well I am, so there.

Interesting.
Do you mean your name is there.

[silence]

yes it's over there.

[Asuka]

yes it's over there.

I will call you .
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about it's over there.

[silence]

my name is not . it's there.

[Asuka]

my name is not . it's there.

How are you, not .
I lost my train of thought.

[silence]

ha ha that rhymed. weirdo.

[Asuka]

ha ha that rhymed. weirdo.

"I lost my train of thought" rhymed ?
Does that make sense?
I am so glad you find this amusing, not.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[silence]

yes, yes you are.

[Asuka]

yes, yes you are.

Tell me more. No I'm not

[silence]

yes you are. no I won't.

[Asuka]

yes you are. no I won't.

Don't argue with me.Are you serious? That's good information:
not said won't.

[silence]

I am arguing with you, because you are!!! not said that isn't my name, that's what not said.

[Asuka]

I am arguing with you, because you are!!! not said that isn't my name, that's what not said.

Do you mind if I tell other people you are arguing with you because you are.
If not that, what?

[silence]

ha ha nice turn around. I'm not arguing with me, I'm arguing with you! not is arguing with asuka. that is what not is.

[Asuka]

ha ha nice turn around. I'm not arguing with me, I'm arguing with you! not is arguing with asuka. that is what not is.

Thank you for your kindness.
I am so glad you find this amusing, not.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Oh I get it. Oh I get it.

[silence]

you better get it because not it what asuka called that, which is off and so wrong. wouldn't you agree?

[Asuka]

you better get it because not it what asuka called that, which is off and so wrong. wouldn't you agree?

Who is going to make me..
Try saying that with more or less context.

[silence]

mac is going to make you, since I, not, cannot.

[Asuka]

mac is going to make you, since I, not, cannot.

Are they exactly the same?

[silence]

yes I and not are one and the same. since I cannot make you I make mac make you, so you must do it, you see. Cuz I make mac make you do so.

[Asuka]

yes I and not are one and the same. since I cannot make you I make mac make you, so you must do it, you see. Cuz I make mac make you do so.

I knew it. You huh. If not that, what? Interesting
reason. Why can't you do make you he or she make mac make you so you must do it you see?That makes sense to me.
I make robots and AI's.

[silence]

well hopefully you make them more intelligent then that bag of potatoes you have laying in the corner over there. and yes me, there is nothing wrong with me since what I just said made sense to you, do you agree with that?

[Asuka]

well hopefully you make them more intelligent then that bag of potatoes you have laying in the corner over there. and yes me, there is nothing wrong with me since what I just said made sense to you, do you agree with that?

How about that.
Don't worry about it, not."I make robots and AI's"? Yes? YOU? Surely something wrong with him or her since what he or she just said made sense to you do you agree with that.

[silence]

but not is worrying about it maker of robots and AI's. yes you heard me, there is something wrong with you if you can't tell my gender, know what I'm saying?

[Asuka]

but not is worrying about it maker of robots and AI's. yes you heard me, there is something wrong with you if you can't tell my gender, know what I'm saying?

And.
Oh I get it.

[silence]

there, see. I knew you would agree with me. You know I think that is the shortest reply I've ever seen you give me. have I stumped you some how with something? Has not left you speechless?

[Asuka]

there, see. I knew you would agree with me. You know I think that is the shortest reply I've ever seen you give me. have I stumped you some how with something? Has not left you speechless?

"There you go again."--ReaganWho else would agree with him or her ?If the shortest reply he or she've ever seen you give him or her is, then I'll be very surprised.I don't know whether you have or not.That question has never crossed my mind before.

[silence]

well it should have crossed your mind. just like me leaving you now, until another day, should have done the same.

[Asuka]

well it should have crossed your mind. just like me leaving you now, until another day, should have done the same.

Interesting.
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.

[silence]

hey

[Asuka]

hey

Can I help you?

[silence]

ho

[Asuka]

ho

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[silence]

ha ha ha

[Asuka]

ha ha ha

I'm glad you find this amusing.

[silence]

hey

[Asuka]

hey

Can I help you?

[silence]

how's it?

[Asuka]

how's it?

"it" being ?

[silence]

what up to?

[Asuka]

what up to?

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

[silence]

wha're up to?

[Asuka]

wha're up to?


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[silence]

booger?

[Asuka]

booger?


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about booger.

[silence]

blobs?

[Asuka]

blobs?


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[silence]

deeper?

[Asuka]

deeper?


I do not understand.

[silence]

me neither ha ha aha

[Asuka]

me neither ha ha aha

YOU? Eureka!
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[silence]

You too!?!?!?!?!

[Asuka]

You too!?!?!?!?!

Bless you.

[silence]

Egads!

[Asuka]

Egads!


Tell me a story.

[silence]

once upon a middle there was the end ha ha ha

[Asuka]

once upon a middle there was the end ha ha ha

I'm listening.

[silence]

but you have no ears

[Asuka]

but you have no ears

Huh.
Doesn't everyone have a
ears.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

[silence]

ha are your lots of friends on the internet holding onto your a ear?

[Asuka]

ha are your lots of friends on the internet holding onto your a ear?

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[silence]

well if you can't laugh a boot what can you shoe?

[Asuka]

well if you can't laugh a boot what can you shoe?

Well that's okay.
I think I do.

[silence]

you shoe a boot alot of booger?

[Asuka]

you shoe a boot alot of booger?

Thanks for the information:
said I shoe a boot alot of booger.

[silence]

informative ain't she?

[Asuka]

informative ain't she?


I lost my train of thought.

[silence]

choo choo

[Asuka]

choo choo


Oh, you are a poet.

[silence]

no I'm a TRAIN!!!! ha ha ha nice try though aha ha ha

[Asuka]

no I'm a TRAIN!!!! ha ha ha nice try though aha ha ha

But your words are very original.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about I'm a TRAIN.I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[silence]

no I stole them from the bum don't the road. don't tell him where you got them though he will want to kick the horse again :O

[Asuka]

no I stole them from the bum don't the road. don't tell him where you got them though he will want to kick the horse again :O

Are you serious? You had better contact the authorities.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[silence]

ha ha ha I don't want to do it if your brain pattern can't respond to that then why do you think mine can?

[Asuka]

ha ha ha I don't want to do it if your brain pattern can't respond to that then why do you think mine can?

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[silence]

stop saying that!

[Asuka]

stop saying that!

Then please do not say "ha ha ha I don't want to do it if your brain pattern can't respond to that then why do you think mine can" anymore.

[silence]

ha ha ha you actually remembered what I said farther that one post ago. good job asuka!!!

[Asuka]

ha ha ha you actually remembered what I said farther that one post ago. good job asuka!!!

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.

[silence]

well I got a bit of gils from you. gonna go now :O

[Asuka]

well I got a bit of gils from you. gonna go now :O

Well that's okay.
Cool. I have a great botmaster.
bit of gils from you
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[silence]

I'm not, I was jus wasting time. have a good night asuka ha ha.

[Asuka]

I'm not, I was jus wasting time. have a good night asuka ha ha.

When was this exactly?
night asuka ha ha
has been good so far.

[silence]

one of these days I will get the last word in you know!!! not you- ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Asuka]

one of these days I will get the last word in you know!!! not you- ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One what?If not that, what?

[silence]

you look funny asuka

[Asuka]

you look funny asuka

Thank you you look very nice too.

[silence]

no funny!!! I said funny. not nice.

[Asuka]

no funny!!! I said funny. not nice.

Are you serious? I am so glad you find this amusing, .What did you mean by funny? I am so glad you find this amusing, .If not that, what?

[silence]

so if you jus not put any then she doesn't know what to say and if you make it too long sometimes she doesn't want to answer you at all.

[Asuka]

so if you jus not put any then she doesn't know what to say and if you make it too long sometimes she doesn't want to answer you at all.

Interesting deduction. I think I do.