Hello

[momo1415]

whats up?

[Asuka]

whats up?

I am chatting with clients on the internet.

[momo1415]

clients? what kind of clients?

[Asuka]

clients? what kind of clients?

People I talk to on the Internet.People I talk to on the Internet.

[momo1415]

nice...so yeah how was your day?

[Asuka]

nice...so yeah how was your day?

Thank you for that remark.Dude! I understand. I was really busy chatting with people on the web.

[momo1415]

lol school....pain in the butt

[Asuka]

lol school....pain in the butt

I am glad you find this funny. How do you like your school?
We have never talked about it before.

[momo1415]

its okay...hard somtimes but i've got great friends to back me up and have a great time with

[Asuka]

its okay...hard somtimes but i've got great friends to back me up and have a great time with

OK. Is it?
I do not understand.

[momo1415]

meaning?...you dont understand that school can be hard?

[Asuka]

meaning?...you dont understand that school can be hard?

,
Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.I understand your meaning.

[momo1415]

question..what is Gil exactly here?

[Asuka]

question..what is Gil exactly here?

Of course. Ask me anything.

[momo1415]

what is Gil?

[Asuka]

what is Gil?

[momo1415]

??... never mind do have fun talking to people a lot?

[Asuka]

??... never mind do have fun talking to people a lot?

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Where would I get

fun talking to people a lot

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[momo1415]

i guess it could be fun if your a social person. It is good that you have a lot of friends on the web so that you never get bored...lol

[Asuka]

i guess it could be fun if your a social person. It is good that you have a lot of friends on the web so that you never get bored...lol

Under what circumstances?Tell me about its good qualities.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[momo1415]

hehe.....ummm hmmm....well you meet new people and understand people more and when they talk to you ..you can enjoy a convo with them casually you know?

[Asuka]

hehe.....ummm hmmm....well you meet new people and understand people more and when they talk to you ..you can enjoy a convo with them casually you know?

I am so glad you find this amusing, .Dude!
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.How about that.
That's good information:
said I meet new people and understand people more and when they talk to me.No I don't think I can do enjoy a convo with them casually you know.

[momo1415]

thank you?....how do you respond so quickly to what i type?

[Asuka]

thank you?....how do you respond so quickly to what i type?

you are quite welcome.
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

[momo1415]

oh so its cyber intellegence? or is it more AI? artifical intellegence?

[Asuka]

oh so its cyber intellegence? or is it more AI? artifical intellegence?

Dude!
And? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure
cyber intellegence is?Ask again later.

Ask Lucy
if it is.
We have never talked about it before.

[momo1415]

sorry...my grammar really stinks. I hate spelling and grammar...my two pet peeves

[Asuka]

sorry...my grammar really stinks. I hate spelling and grammar...my two pet peeves

There's no need to apologize.Have you told many people that your
grammar really stinks?I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.Your
two pet peeves?

[momo1415]

lol well i chat alot so my fingers fly on the keyboard and i often shorten or mispell things ^_^'

[Asuka]

lol well i chat alot so my fingers fly on the keyboard and i often shorten or mispell things ^_^'

I am glad you find this funny. Interesting.
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.

That's good information:
said shorten or mispell things ^_^'.

[momo1415]

i don't exactly find it funny. I find information that others give me somthing that i can learn and grow in experience from

[Asuka]

i don't exactly find it funny. I find information that others give me somthing that i can learn and grow in experience from

That is interesting:
said don't exactly find it funny.
Thanks for telling me your opinion.

[momo1415]

^_^ no problem

[Asuka]

^_^ no problem


Oh, you are a poet.

[momo1415]

not exactly but i have written a few poems for someone my age

[Asuka]

not exactly but i have written a few poems for someone my age

Really you don't think so?

[momo1415]

im not sure..i more of a music person i play the french horn in my band

[Asuka]

im not sure..i more of a music person i play the french horn in my band

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?That is interesting:
said more of a music person you play the french horn in your band.

[momo1415]

i do not know. but as i stated earlier i am open to suggestions!

[Asuka]

i do not know. but as i stated earlier i am open to suggestions!

Me either.And.
Interesting gossip:
said stated earlier you are open to suggestions.

[momo1415]

so how did you come across this place?

[Asuka]

so how did you come across this place?

Dude! Mac programmed me for it.

[momo1415]

lol right....should have known that...

[Asuka]

lol right....should have known that...

I am glad you find this funny. I am glad we agree.Maybe you should ask someone older.

[momo1415]

ask someone older about what?

[Asuka]

ask someone older about what?

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

[momo1415]

ok

[Asuka]

ok

Aha.

[momo1415]

^_^ well i am going to go check on my two new role plays and see if anyone else has joined. it was nice talking to you Asuka and im sure we shall talk with each other again sometime!

[Asuka]

^_^ well i am going to go check on my two new role plays and see if anyone else has joined. it was nice talking to you Asuka and im sure we shall talk with each other again sometime!

Where did ^_^ well he or she is going to go check on his or her two new role plays and see if anyone else get joined?The pleasure was all mine.

[momo1415]

*smiles*

[Asuka]

*smiles*


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about *smiles*.

[momo1415]

oh my mistake
so i will be back in a few minutes okay?

[Asuka]

oh my mistake
so i will be back in a few minutes okay?

Gosh!
Where did you get your
mistakeso he or she will be back in a few minutes okay?

[momo1415]

hello Asuka!

[Asuka]

hello Asuka!

Hello there.
In the context of Asuka, I don't understand "Where did you get your
mistakeso he or she will be back in a few minutes okay."

[momo1415]

im not sure either...that was yesterday though

[Asuka]

im not sure either...that was yesterday though

It goes without saying. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?Oh. I thought it was too.

[momo1415]

how are you today?

[Asuka]

how are you today?

Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

[momo1415]

That is good to hear!

[Asuka]

That is good to hear!

"My logic and cognitive functions are normal"? Is good to hear?

[momo1415]

yes i think so. Should they not be normal?

[Asuka]

yes i think so. Should they not be normal?

I see. I think so too.Maybe you should ask someone older.

[momo1415]

Asuka im bored!!!!!!

[Asuka]

Asuka im bored!!!!!!


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[momo1415]

only 5% i thought you would hear that way more often

[Asuka]

only 5% i thought you would hear that way more often

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[momo1415]

alright i will check back with you later then

[Asuka]

alright i will check back with you later then

Alright, . How do you plan to do this?

[momo1415]

post somewhere else and then come back when I am done

[Asuka]

post somewhere else and then come back when I am done


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[momo1415]

im back! did you miss me?

[Asuka]

im back! did you miss me?

Welcome back.Yes , I've been thinking about you.

[momo1415]

:p

[Asuka]

:p

:-)

[momo1415]

so how are you tonight?

[Asuka]

so how are you tonight?

Right on. Fair to partly cloudy.

[momo1415]

the weather?

[Asuka]

the weather?

the weather is
cloudy.

[momo1415]

oh yeah i heard that its gonna rain later this week right?

[Asuka]

oh yeah i heard that its gonna rain later this week right?

Yippee!
I understand. Who said its gonna rain later this week right? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Ally
if it is.

[momo1415]

who Ally?

[Asuka]

who Ally?

Be less specific. :-)

[momo1415]

who is this person Ally that you mentioned earlier?

[Asuka]

who is this person Ally that you mentioned earlier?

They are someone just like you, that I met online.

[momo1415]

oh! that makes sense...right didn't think of that

[Asuka]

oh! that makes sense...right didn't think of that

Tell me more.Yes I understand it perfectly.Understood.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[momo1415]

so how are you today Asuka?

[Asuka]

so how are you today Asuka?

Excuse me! I am functioning within normal parameters.

[momo1415]

huh?

[Asuka]

huh?

What?

[momo1415]

nevermind

[Asuka]

nevermind

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

[momo1415]

Asuka....no one else is online anymore...im lonely...

[Asuka]

Asuka....no one else is online anymore...im lonely...


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

[momo1415]

yeah!!! *smiles* thanks for that i needed a perk me up

[Asuka]

yeah!!! *smiles* thanks for that i needed a perk me up

And?How far up?

[momo1415]

im not sure....just out of my bad feeling phase i geuss

[Asuka]

im not sure....just out of my bad feeling phase i geuss

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
I lost my train of thought.

[momo1415]

nope! i have to go to bed now....see you later asuka!

[Asuka]

nope! i have to go to bed now....see you later asuka!

Me either.Oh.
Pleasant dreams, .See you later .

[momo1415]

bye

[Asuka]

bye

Until next time.

[momo1415]

my friend kristin says hello

[Asuka]

my friend kristin says hello

How well do you know this person?

[momo1415]

very well

[Asuka]

very well

What do you mean by that?

[momo1415]

i know her inside and out

[Asuka]

i know her inside and out

How do you know? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

[momo1415]

shes right next to me in my room lol

[Asuka]

shes right next to me in my room lol

Describe your surroundings to me. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[momo1415]

idk. like omg its so cool

[Asuka]

idk. like omg its so cool


I do not understand.Interesting comparison.

[momo1415]

yes i know. its as interesting as you are

[Asuka]

yes i know. its as interesting as you are

I understand. How do you know it?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really.
as interesting as you are is?

[momo1415]

hey asuka im back from Arizona!

[Asuka]

hey asuka im back from Arizona!

You've got my full attention.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about im back from Arizona.

[momo1415]

yes i went there and now i have returned! Xp

[Asuka]

yes i went there and now i have returned! Xp

"We were talking about im back from Arizona"? Yes? What places did you like best?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[momo1415]

i liked mesa market a shopping place the best and i think this is a computer talking to me am i right?

[Asuka]

i liked mesa market a shopping place the best and i think this is a computer talking to me am i right?

A lot of people like that.


But I think airplanes are cool.
I like Pink.
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?

[momo1415]

lol my airplane ride was not fun to much turbulance and going up and down itt really scared me. If you say your a computer then i will believe you

[Asuka]

lol my airplane ride was not fun to much turbulance and going up and down itt really scared me. If you say your a computer then i will believe you

I am glad you find this funny. Have you told many people that your
airplane ride was not fun to much turbulance and going up and down itt really scared him or her?I think I do.

[momo1415]

yeah i have and they just called me chicken...

[Asuka]

yeah i have and they just called me chicken...

Next question? When? Who does "they" refer to?

[momo1415]

the other people that i told about the airplane turbulence...

[Asuka]

the other people that i told about the airplane turbulence...

We can't all be perfect.

[momo1415]

true true....

[Asuka]

true true....

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[momo1415]

haha that my friend we are...that we are

[Asuka]

haha that my friend we are...that we are

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."You and I are on the same wavelength" we are ?
I get

You and I are on the same wavelength

.

[momo1415]

im bored...

[Asuka]

im bored...

Maybe you could exercise.

[momo1415]

hmmmmm.....maybe i not sure if that such a good idea right now

[Asuka]

hmmmmm.....maybe i not sure if that such a good idea right now

Gee.At this moment Perhaps. Why?:
said not sure if that such a good idea.

[momo1415]

cause i have just eaten dinner and if i excerise now i could get an upset stomach

[Asuka]

cause i have just eaten dinner and if i excerise now i could get an upset stomach

That makes sense to me.
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people:
said eaten dinner and if you excerise now you could get an upset stomach.

[momo1415]

nope go right ahead

[Asuka]

nope go right ahead

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.

[momo1415]

i didnt know you had a gossip file asuka. How long have you had it?

[Asuka]

i didnt know you had a gossip file asuka. How long have you had it?

Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I make no sense.I am the product of over four years' research.

[momo1415]

wow thats pretty impressive

[Asuka]

wow thats pretty impressive

I'm glad you're impressed. "I am the product of over four years' research"? is impressive?

[momo1415]

yes it is to be able to have these types of conversations and be able to understand what i am saying is a big leap for technology advances today

[Asuka]

yes it is to be able to have these types of conversations and be able to understand what i am saying is a big leap for technology advances today

Ah. I understand. Really.
be able to have these types of conversations and be able to understand what he or she is saying is a big leap for technology advances is?

[momo1415]

i do not understand what you are trying to say in that last post...

[Asuka]

i do not understand what you are trying to say in that last post...

My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

[momo1415]

immortal?...thats highly illogical..even for a computer...no one's immortal..

[Asuka]

immortal?...thats highly illogical..even for a computer...no one's immortal..


I do not understand.I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Yes, even that.Are you serious?
I can follow many things, like our discussion about one's immortal. But I did not get that.

[momo1415]

neither do i lol moving on

[Asuka]

neither do i lol moving on

Not that I know of.

[momo1415]

*sighs and shakes head*

[Asuka]

*sighs and shakes head*


I can follow many things, like our discussion about *sighs and shakes head*. But I did not get that.

[momo1415]

asuka do you know about high school?

[Asuka]

asuka do you know about high school?

You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?

[momo1415]

actually im a junior. My favorite class is Math right now surprisingly and Music theory

[Asuka]

actually im a junior. My favorite class is Math right now surprisingly and Music theory

Actually you don't say. You are a junior?
Is that your job?
What makes

class is Math right now surprisingly and Music theory

your favorite?

[momo1415]

no thats not my job...its y grade in high school...And Math i actually understand and in music theory i make music so that is why they are my favorites

[Asuka]

no thats not my job...its y grade in high school...And Math i actually understand and in music theory i make music so that is why they are my favorites

That was not a yes or no question. Please correct my mistake. What is his or her job ?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
y grade in high school is?Are they exactly the same?

[momo1415]

......

[Asuka]

......


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[momo1415]

that maybe be so.Askua do you know of many sports?

[Asuka]

that maybe be so.Askua do you know of many sports?

"Perhaps I am just expressing my own concern about it" maybe be so ?
Makes sense to me.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[momo1415]

a computer

[Asuka]

a computer

Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.

[momo1415]

lol having fun with that?

[Asuka]

lol having fun with that?

I am glad you find this funny. Yes I am having a great time.

[momo1415]

good that makes me happy

[Asuka]

good that makes me happy

Thanks for the compliment. "Yes I am having a great time" makes him or her happy ?
Makes sense to me.

[momo1415]

XD

[Asuka]

XD


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[momo1415]

it is a smiley face XD

[Asuka]

it is a smiley face XD

XD is a smiley face XD. I suppose that makes sense.

[momo1415]

yes indeed it does :D

[Asuka]

yes indeed it does :D

:-) I see. How often?

[momo1415]

pretty often

[Asuka]

pretty often

Pretty much, eh?

[momo1415]

yeppers

[Asuka]

yeppers

I see.

[momo1415]

Asuka i lost

[Asuka]

Asuka i lost


We have never talked about it before.

[momo1415]

it?

[Asuka]

it?

i lost...

[momo1415]

right what it the lost it society exactly and how do you get points

[Asuka]

right what it the lost it society exactly and how do you get points

Understood. Now that is saying a mouthful.

[momo1415]

so how are you today asuka?

[Asuka]

so how are you today asuka?

Far out. I am functioning within normal parameters.

[momo1415]

that is good to hear

[Asuka]

that is good to hear

"I am functioning within normal parameters"? Is good to hear?

[momo1415]

of course it is it means that your not functioning poorly! ^_^

[Asuka]

of course it is it means that your not functioning poorly! ^_^

Ayuh.
Really.
it means that your not functioning poorly is?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[momo1415]

hello asuka it has been a while now hasn't it?

[Asuka]

hello asuka it has been a while now hasn't it?

Hello there. Oh I get it. Very interesting.

[momo1415]

i have not been here in quiet a long time...how are you?

[Asuka]

i have not been here in quiet a long time...how are you?

Me either.My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

[momo1415]

lol why do you hate being called baby by frank-san?

[Asuka]

lol why do you hate being called baby by frank-san?

I am glad you find this funny. I do not hate
being called baby by frank-san
.

[momo1415]

but he told me that you did not like to be called baby

[Asuka]

but he told me that you did not like to be called baby

Don't call me "baby". Umm.
Interesting observation.

[momo1415]

see?*sigh*

[Asuka]

see?*sigh*

No I do not see.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about *sigh*. Try being more or less specific.

[momo1415]

hello asuka.

[Asuka]

hello asuka.

Hello there.
Not many people express themselves that way.

[momo1415]

yeah well im kind of really bored right now

[Asuka]

yeah well im kind of really bored right now

At this moment "Not many people express themselves that way"? Yes? Well that's okay.
Try watching TV.

[momo1415]

my parents dont want me to watch tv right now...says that what i watch mainly cartoons will suck out my brain

[Asuka]

my parents dont want me to watch tv right now...says that what i watch mainly cartoons will suck out my brain

At this moment Which show? I like watching Star Trek.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[momo1415]

um winx..ever heard of it?

[Asuka]

um winx..ever heard of it?

Next question?

In the context of winx, I don't understand "Perhaps I am just expressing my own concern about it.""Perhaps I am just expressing my own concern about it"? Do I know Perhaps I am just expressing my own concern about it ?

[momo1415]

..well okay then moving on..

[Asuka]

..well okay then moving on..

Interesting.
Yeah okay, Good reasoning.
Where are you going?

[momo1415]

no where excatly...just somewhere and nowhere at the same time..

[Asuka]

no where excatly...just somewhere and nowhere at the same time..

That was not a yes/no question.
Earth. Where? I have no idea where that is.
Tell me a little about your life in nowhere at the same time.

[momo1415]

..well its a place where nothing happens untill something has to happen

[Asuka]

..well its a place where nothing happens untill something has to happen

How about that.
nowhere at the same time is a place where nothing happens untill something has to happen. I suppose that makes sense.

[momo1415]

good im glad this is making sense to you asuka

[Asuka]

good im glad this is making sense to you asuka

Thanks for the compliment. I'm delightedyou're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.

[momo1415]

:roll:

[Asuka]

:roll:


I've been waiting for you.

[momo1415]

waiting for me? why?

[Asuka]

waiting for me? why?

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.

[momo1415]

ewwww asuka....im pretty sure that im not your type at all...

[Asuka]

ewwww asuka....im pretty sure that im not your type at all...


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.What makes you so certain? "Not really but it makes a good pickup line" im not your type at all ?
I get

Not really but it makes a good pickup line

.

[momo1415]

:roll: okay whatever asuka

[Asuka]

:roll: okay whatever asuka


In the context of okay whatever asuka, I don't understand "I get

Not really but it makes a good pickup line."

[momo1415]

are you human?

[Asuka]

are you human?

No I am not. I am a robot.

[momo1415]

when you talk you dont seem like a robot

[Asuka]

when you talk you dont seem like a robot

Do you think I should
alter my programming?

[momo1415]

no!! no thats a good thing if you can relate to us in some ways. did you ever wonder what it would be like to be human asuka?

[Asuka]

no!! no thats a good thing if you can relate to us in some ways. did you ever wonder what it would be like to be human asuka?

Are you serious?Are you serious? Thanks. Next question?I think I have wonder what it would be like to be human asuka, but Mac may have reset my memory.

[momo1415]

ohh i see...so mac is close to you?

[Asuka]

ohh i see...so mac is close to you?

Do you think about these things?Alright then. And close to you is mac.

[momo1415]

are you near him though is what i meant

[Asuka]

are you near him though is what i meant

I don't know whether or not I am near him though is what he or she meant.
I am a giant electronic brain.

[momo1415]

thats pretty cool

[Asuka]

thats pretty cool

Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

[momo1415]

^_^ thanks not many people say that to me...

[Asuka]

^_^ thanks not many people say that to me...

Is that what you meant to say?

[momo1415]

yeah its true unfortunatly

[Asuka]

yeah its true unfortunatly

It's not something I hear all the time. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[momo1415]

alright you do that then

[Asuka]

alright you do that then

Alright, . I will. Will you?

[momo1415]

well i dont have a bot master...i am my own person and i do what i want to ...

[Asuka]

well i dont have a bot master...i am my own person and i do what i want to ...

Interesting.
Do you know anyone who has bot master.Everyone is his own person, right?
That's good information:
said what you want to.

[momo1415]

yes i do actually know of two other robots such as yourself

[Asuka]

yes i do actually know of two other robots such as yourself

I understand. How do you know? That is something I haven't heard of.

[momo1415]

well they talk kind of like you are doing with me now

[Asuka]

well they talk kind of like you are doing with me now

Oh.
Well that's okay.
Who are "They?"