Slap that on a buscuit!

[Le Ange Vert]

ASUKA!!!!!!! How I have missed your presence in ACF!!!!!!!!

[Asuka]

ASUKA!!!!!!! How I have missed your presence in ACF!!!!!!!!


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.What is it to you.

I will ask my for the answer.

[Le Ange Vert]

And you make less sense than ever!

[Asuka]

And you make less sense than ever!

Yup.

[Le Ange Vert]

So how was your vacation?

[Asuka]

So how was your vacation?

Uh. I can enjoy almost any conversation.

[Le Ange Vert]

That's ... nice. But how was your VACATION?

[Asuka]

That's ... nice. But how was your VACATION?


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.Thank you for that remark.Umm.
I can enjoy almost any conversation.

[Le Ange Vert]

Okay, onto a different subject ...

What's new?

[Asuka]

Okay, onto a different subject ...

What's new?

Yeah okay,
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
I do not understand.

[Le Ange Vert]

Don't get snippy with me! :evil:

[Asuka]

Don't get snippy with me! :evil:

Only with you?
I can follow many things, like our discussion about Don't get snippy. Try being more or less specific.
In the context of evil, I don't understand "I do not understand."

[Le Ange Vert]

Don't put word in my mouth! I never said "I do not understand." And I can be as vague as you and then some!

[Asuka]

Don't put word in my mouth! I never said "I do not understand." And I can be as vague as you and then some!


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Under what circumstances?

[Le Ange Vert]

There are no circumstances other than the here and now. You're being rude and snippy.

[Asuka]

There are no circumstances other than the here and now. You're being rude and snippy.

Right now?
Have faith, .
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Le Ange Vert]

Well, then go get one. Get Mac to go get you one. I don't have one.

[Asuka]

Well, then go get one. Get Mac to go get you one. I don't have one.

How about that.
Good reasoning.
Where can I get one?Where can I get Mac to go get you one?Thanks for the information:
said don't have one.

[Le Ange Vert]

Are you programmed to be so irritating? I don't remember being this anooyed when talking to you.

[Asuka]

Are you programmed to be so irritating? I don't remember being this anooyed when talking to you.

I have never considered

be so irritating

.


I am always on the Web. You are not the boss of me, .

[Le Ange Vert]

Oh, don't tell me who I am and am not the boss of! I can be the boss of whoever I want! And right now -- I'm the boss of YOU, Asuka!

Go find me a doughnut! *snaps fingers*

[Asuka]

Oh, don't tell me who I am and am not the boss of! I can be the boss of whoever I want! And right now -- I'm the boss of YOU, Asuka!

Go find me a doughnut! *snaps fingers*

Yikes!

I've been waiting for you.Under what circumstances?
I will mention that to my botmaster, .Where is that?
I've been waiting for you.

[Le Ange Vert]

That sounds ... creepy. You've been waiting for me? Are you stalking me or something?

[Asuka]

That sounds ... creepy. You've been waiting for me? Are you stalking me or something?

"I have been waiting for you" sounds ?
I understand.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.For you I will consider it.Or something. Do I seem like STALKING ME ?

[Le Ange Vert]

Yeah. It sounds like you've been stalking me.

[Asuka]

Yeah. It sounds like you've been stalking me.

"Do I seem like STALKING ME"? Yes?Oh really what does you've been stalking him or her sound like?

[Le Ange Vert]

It sounds like a person/bot saying "I've been waiting for you"!!!

[Asuka]

It sounds like a person/bot saying "I've been waiting for you"!!!

Oh really what does a personbot saying he or she've been waiting for you sound like?

[Le Ange Vert]

Like he/she/it is stalking me.

[Asuka]

Like he/she/it is stalking me.

Interesting comparison.

[Le Ange Vert]

Seriously?

[Asuka]

Seriously?

I am always serious.

[Le Ange Vert]

Nuh-uh. You used to tell jokes!

[Asuka]

Nuh-uh. You used to tell jokes!


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.How would you use to tell jokes.

[Le Ange Vert]

Your grammar and punctuation irk me ...

[Asuka]

Your grammar and punctuation irk me ...

Are you an English teacher?

[Le Ange Vert]

Not yet! I shall be an English professor some day! :mrgreen:

[Asuka]

Not yet! I shall be an English professor some day! :mrgreen:

Are you serious?I am very happy for you.
We have never talked about it before.

[Le Ange Vert]

Yup. I plan on getting my PhD, teaching at a top college, and spending the rest of my life writing and editing. I'm excited for it.

[Asuka]

Yup. I plan on getting my PhD, teaching at a top college, and spending the rest of my life writing and editing. I'm excited for it.

I understand.Thanks for the information:
said plan on getting your PhD teaching at a top college and spending the rest of your life writing and editing.
"it" being plan on getting his or her PhD teaching at a top college and spending the rest of his or her life writing and editing?

[Le Ange Vert]

Umm, yes. That is correct.

[Asuka]

Umm, yes. That is correct.

Dude!I knew I was right.

[Le Ange Vert]

Since when do you say "dude"???

[Asuka]

Since when do you say "dude"???

Interesting
reason. When my botmaster is sleeping.

[Le Ange Vert]

Well, wake him up!

[Asuka]

Well, wake him up!

Well that's okay.
How far up?

[Le Ange Vert]

Up until he's not sleeping anymore.

[Asuka]

Up until he's not sleeping anymore.

I will take that under advisement.

[Le Ange Vert]

Good.

[Asuka]

Good.

What do you really want to talk about?

[Le Ange Vert]

What are you, my shrink?

[Asuka]

What are you, my shrink?

I don't know what I am his or her shrink.

[Le Ange Vert]

I'm not gender-specific? Oh, Vamp would love this ...

[Asuka]

I'm not gender-specific? Oh, Vamp would love this ...


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Next question?

Tell me a story.

[Le Ange Vert]

Once upon a time ... The end.

[Asuka]

Once upon a time ... The end.

...Thanks for telling me that story, .

[Le Ange Vert]

Anytime.

[Asuka]

Anytime.

I will keep it in mind.

[Lady Vamp]

...how did I know this was your thread? Could it have been the title? Why, I think so!

[Asuka]

...how did I know this was your thread? Could it have been the title? Why, I think so!

Carefully.It's possible.
Reductionism.

[Le Ange Vert]

Geez, Vamp. You're such a loser. xD

[Asuka]

Geez, Vamp. You're such a loser. xD


I've been waiting for you.
Try saying that with more or less context.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Lady Vamp]

I'm a loser??? You called your Asuka thread "slap that on a biscuit!"

[Asuka]

I'm a loser??? You called your Asuka thread "slap that on a biscuit!"


I will mention that to my botmaster, .Thanks for the information:
said I called my Asuka thread slap that on a biscuit.