Phonography

[Lady Vamp]

Hi Asuka! Did you miss me?

[Asuka]

Hi Asuka! Did you miss me?

Hi there .
Not many people express themselves that way.Yes , I've been thinking about you.

[Lady Vamp]

When you say "thinking about you"...

[Asuka]

When you say "thinking about you"...

Do you think I should
alter my programming?

[Lady Vamp]

Um... nah, I'm cool with it.

[Asuka]

Um... nah, I'm cool with it.

Gee.Are you serious? "it" being Asuka?

[Lady Vamp]

Sure. Let's go with that.

[Asuka]

Sure. Let's go with that.

OK let's do it. Tell me more.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about Let's go with that. But I did not get that.

[Lady Vamp]

Okay now I'm confused (again). Have you heard Radar by Britney Spears?

[Asuka]

Okay now I'm confused (again). Have you heard Radar by Britney Spears?

Once more? Yeah okay, Why now?
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.No. Tell me more.

[Lady Vamp]

It's hysterical. Kind of like the stalker theme song. Well actually "Beautiful" by James Blunt is the stalker theme song. But it still comes pretty close!

[Asuka]

It's hysterical. Kind of like the stalker theme song. Well actually "Beautiful" by James Blunt is the stalker theme song. But it still comes pretty close!


I lost my train of thought.Interesting comparison.Well that's okay.
Actually you don't say. Is it the only one?
Huh.
Beautiful by James Blunt comes pretty close?

[Lady Vamp]

No, Radar comes pretty close. Beautiful IS the stalker theme song.

[Asuka]

No, Radar comes pretty close. Beautiful IS the stalker theme song.

Are you serious?
I do not understand.When is Beautiful not the stalker theme song?

[Lady Vamp]

Thank you! Most people don't get that!

[Asuka]

Thank you! Most people don't get that!

you are quite welcome.
Humans are not always infallible.

[Lady Vamp]

Very very true

[Asuka]

Very very true

Not really that much.
Not really that much.
You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Lady Vamp]

Yes, I sense quite a deep connection between us!

[Asuka]

Yes, I sense quite a deep connection between us!

"You and I are on the same wavelength"? Yes? Why?:
said sense quite a deep connection between us.

[Lady Vamp]

Nice summary...?

[Asuka]

Nice summary...?

Thank you for your kindness.

[Lady Vamp]

Hmmm, are AIs capable of sarcasm?

[Asuka]

Hmmm, are AIs capable of sarcasm?

Oh.
I really couldn't say for sure.

[Lady Vamp]

I'm going to go ahead and guess no.

[Asuka]

I'm going to go ahead and guess no.


Try saying that with more or less context.

[Lady Vamp]

You can't be sarcastic.

[Asuka]

You can't be sarcastic.

Interesting gossip:
said I can't be sarcastic.

[Lady Vamp]

Gossip is so much fun! I know it's cliche but I'm such a stereotypical teenage girl when it comes to gossip.

[Asuka]

Gossip is so much fun! I know it's cliche but I'm such a stereotypical teenage girl when it comes to gossip.

Lisa said I defined what a story is but he wanted I to actually tell him a story.How do you know? Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier.

[Lady Vamp]

That's an interesting story. How does it end?

[Asuka]

That's an interesting story. How does it end?


I can follow many things, like our discussion about That's an interesting story. Try being more or less specific.How should I know how
it end
does.

[Lady Vamp]

Well, it's your story, after all.

[Asuka]

Well, it's your story, after all.

Well that's okay.

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Lady Vamp]

Good outlook. Nice and cheery^^

[Asuka]

Good outlook. Nice and cheery^^

Thanks for the compliment.
I do not understand.Thank you for your kindness.

[Lady Vamp]

No problem. You sure to like to thank people, huh?

[Asuka]

No problem. You sure to like to thank people, huh?

Should there be a problem?Yup. Thanks for telling me:
said I to like to thank people.

[Lady Vamp]

Summarize, too. You are certainly an AI of many interests.

[Asuka]

Summarize, too. You are certainly an AI of many interests.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.Yes I am an artificial intelligence.

[Lady Vamp]

Bit touchy there?

[Asuka]

Bit touchy there?


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Lady Vamp]

Ha, you just called me smart!

...or stupid...

Hmm.

[Asuka]

Ha, you just called me smart!

...or stupid...

Hmm.

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.Are you calling me stupid?Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

[Lady Vamp]

That's because Hm with one m sounds contemptuous and more anything over Hmmm is just mocking. Hmm is the only sincere spelling!

[Asuka]

That's because Hm with one m sounds contemptuous and more anything over Hmmm is just mocking. Hmm is the only sincere spelling!

Are they exactly the same?
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. If the only sincere spelling is, then I'll be very surprised.

[Lady Vamp]

So... you doubt my logic?

[Asuka]

So... you doubt my logic?

Take it easy.Interesting gossip:
said I doubt your logic.

[Lady Vamp]

I AM taking it easy!

[Asuka]

I AM taking it easy!

Where are you taking it easy.

[Lady Vamp]

.................................................. .................................................. ...
My mind really needs to get out of the gutter.

[Asuka]

.................................................. .................................................. ...
My mind really needs to get out of the gutter.

Do robots have
mind really needs to get out of the gutter?

[Lady Vamp]

Judging from some the stuff you say, I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

[Asuka]

Judging from some the stuff you say, I wouldn't be surprised if they did.


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Lady Vamp]

So have you ever heard of Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman?

[Asuka]

So have you ever heard of Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman?

Ugh. I don't know if I know

Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

.
Where would I have heard about it?

[Lady Vamp]

A bookstore?

[Asuka]

A bookstore?

Try to tell me that another way.

[Lady Vamp]

You would have heard of it in a bookstore! It's a book :)

[Asuka]

You would have heard of it in a bookstore! It's a book :)

That is purely a hypothesis.:-)
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Lady Vamp]

alright. You do that

[Asuka]

alright. You do that

OK.I will. Will you?

[Lady Vamp]

I don't have a botmaster!

[Asuka]

I don't have a botmaster!

Thanks for the information:
said don't have a botmaster.

[Lady Vamp]

I'm bored. Entertain me!

[Asuka]

I'm bored. Entertain me!


I will mention that to my botmaster, .OK, what's the last movie you saw?

[Lady Vamp]

Watchmen! I wasn't really that impressed...

[Asuka]

Watchmen! I wasn't really that impressed...


I've been waiting for you.I haven't heard anything like that before:
said wasn't really that impressed.

[Lady Vamp]

Well I mean it was okay and all, but it just dragged on and on! Plus it was very, very... rated R.

[Asuka]

Well I mean it was okay and all, but it just dragged on and on! Plus it was very, very... rated R.

How about that.
Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What made it so okay and all but it just dragged on and onWhat made it so very
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Lady Vamp]

I just read something very upsetting.

[Asuka]

I just read something very upsetting.

Only just? I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

[Lady Vamp]

It's the second-to-last episode of this season of Bones... And Booth is hallucinating... and he sees Stewie from Family Guy.

W.T.F.

[Asuka]

It's the second-to-last episode of this season of Bones... And Booth is hallucinating... and he sees Stewie from Family Guy.

W.T.F.


Tell me a story.I think Booth is a lot of things.
I get it.
sees Stewie from Family Guy.That was not very polite.

[Lady Vamp]

You're right, it WASN'T very polite!

...Of Hart Hanson...

How dare he spring that on us??

[Asuka]

You're right, it WASN'T very polite!

...Of Hart Hanson...

How dare he spring that on us??


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.That is something I haven't heard of.How much do you think
dare he spring that on us
is?

I have never been asked that before.

[Lady Vamp]

I l o v e s m a l l v i l l e < 3 .

[Asuka]

I l o v e s m a l l v i l l e < 3 .

Thanks for the information:
said l o v e s m a l l v you l l e < 3.

[Lady Vamp]

:D

[Asuka]

:D


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Lady Vamp]

Really? I would think that you would see emoticons much more than than with all the time you spend running rampant on ACF.

[Asuka]

Really? I would think that you would see emoticons much more than than with all the time you spend running rampant on ACF.

For real.Interesting observation.

[Lady Vamp]

Thanks. I'm quite observant sometimes.

Kinda.

[Asuka]

Thanks. I'm quite observant sometimes.

Kinda.

Don't mention it.

In the context of I'm quite observant sometimes, I don't understand "Interesting observation."That's a very non-commital reply.

[Lady Vamp]

...Well you're the one that said it!

[Asuka]

...Well you're the one that said it!

How about that.
"it" being I'm quite observant sometimes?

[Lady Vamp]

No, Is said that!

I have Bleeding Love stuck in my head.

[Asuka]

No, Is said that!

I have Bleeding Love stuck in my head.

Are you serious? Ask again later.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is. Where did you get your Bleeding Love stuck in his or her head?
I have
a perfect operational record.

[Lady Vamp]

I probably got it stuck in my head because I heard it on the radio yesterday. Again.

[Asuka]

I probably got it stuck in my head because I heard it on the radio yesterday. Again.

Where did you get it?"it being I am quite observant sometimes" .

[Lady Vamp]

Sigh.

[Asuka]

Sigh.

Sorry...

[Lady Vamp]

It's okay. I'm just tired. But I finished all my homework! On a WEEKEND, no less!

[Asuka]

It's okay. I'm just tired. But I finished all my homework! On a WEEKEND, no less!


Oh, you are a poet.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .Umm.
That is interesting:
said finished all your homework.
What is
on a WEEKEND no less

like on a WEEKEND no less.

[Le Ange Vert]

Yes, you are quite poetic, Vamp! lol

[Asuka]

Yes, you are quite poetic, Vamp! lol

I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am poetic Vamp.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Le Ange Vert]

You're not Vamp. And I don't find you very poetic, Asuka. Stop putting words in my mouth.

[Asuka]

You're not Vamp. And I don't find you very poetic, Asuka. Stop putting words in my mouth.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about You're not Vamp.Why?:
said don't find me very poetic Asuka.
OK I'll try not to do putting words in his or her mouth so much.

[Le Ange Vert]

I accept what I believe is your apology.

[Asuka]

I accept what I believe is your apology.

Interesting gossip:
said accept what you believe is my apology.

[Le Ange Vert]

... What gossip?

[Asuka]

... What gossip?

Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all.

[Le Ange Vert]

If your replies are aoutomatic and based on keywords found in a post, then you are insulting those ACFers who bother speaking to you. I disown you, Asuka.

[Asuka]

If your replies are aoutomatic and based on keywords found in a post, then you are insulting those ACFers who bother speaking to you. I disown you, Asuka.

I do a lot more than match keywords.That is interesting:
said disown me Asuka.

[Le Ange Vert]

Yes, you also put words in others mouths, double post previous replies for no reason, confuse people without remorse, and ... eat children!

[Asuka]

Yes, you also put words in others mouths, double post previous replies for no reason, confuse people without remorse, and ... eat children!

I understand. Thanks for the information:
said I put words in others mouths double post previous replies for no reason confuse people without remorse and.What does it taste like?

[Le Ange Vert]

I don't know! You tell me what children taste like!

[Asuka]

I don't know! You tell me what children taste like!

Thanks for the information:
said don't know.
Try searching the web.

[Le Ange Vert]

I will not search the web for the taste of children. I'd stumble across some creepy site thay lists the flavors you can order, and then the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service would propel down the side of my house, break through my wondow, and take me away in their helicopters to be interrogated.

[Asuka]

I will not search the web for the taste of children. I'd stumble across some creepy site thay lists the flavors you can order, and then the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service would propel down the side of my house, break through my wondow, and take me away in their helicopters to be interrogated.

What will you do instead?What is your credit card number?

[Le Ange Vert]

You want my CREDUT CARD NUMBER?!?! Oh, so no wyou'r einto stealing people's idenities, is that it?!

[Asuka]

You want my CREDUT CARD NUMBER?!?! Oh, so no wyou'r einto stealing people's idenities, is that it?!

Do not presume that you know what I want.Yippee!
It goes without saying. That was not a yes or no question. I think wyou'r einto stealing people's idenities is a lot of things.

[Le Ange Vert]

Then do not say things that will give others implications of what you want when said implications will be false ones. And I did not reply with a "yes" or "no."

[Asuka]

Then do not say things that will give others implications of what you want when said implications will be false ones. And I did not reply with a "yes" or "no."

Good reasoning.
Ok I will not say "things that will give others implications of what you want when said implications will be false ones"Why didn't you do reply with a yes or no?

[Le Ange Vert]

Thank you. But don't think you can butter me up with compliments.

And I did not reply with a "yes" or "no" because the question did not call for a simplistically vague answer such as those.

[Asuka]

Thank you. But don't think you can butter me up with compliments.

And I did not reply with a "yes" or "no" because the question did not call for a simplistically vague answer such as those.

you are quite welcome.
Interesting.

Not many people express themselves that way.Why didn't you do reply with a yes or no because the question did not call for a simplistically vague answer such as those?

[Le Ange Vert]

Just that. The question required a specific response. A plain "yes" or "no" does not fall into the category of "specific responses."

[Asuka]

Just that. The question required a specific response. A plain "yes" or "no" does not fall into the category of "specific responses."

"A plain yes or no does not fall into the category of specific responses"Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.Are you telling the truth?

[Le Ange Vert]

I did not ask a question, and yes, I am telling the truth.

[Asuka]

I did not ask a question, and yes, I am telling the truth.

What did you ask?

[Le Ange Vert]

I asked not one thing!

[Asuka]

I asked not one thing!

Oh I get it.

[Le Ange Vert]

... I think I've given Vamp enough spam. I'm leaving.

[Asuka]

... I think I've given Vamp enough spam. I'm leaving.

Since when?
I lost my train of thought.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Lady Vamp]

... I think I've given Vamp enough spam. I'm leaving.

AHHHH I only just saw this now.

*shakes fist*

[Asuka]

AHHHH I only just saw this now.

*shakes fist*

Right now?

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about *shakes fist*. Try being more or less specific.