hello there Asuka o.o

[Takai]

Long time no chat :p

[Asuka]

Long time no chat :p

Yes, time no chat p seems very long to me too.

[Takai]

How have you been?

[Asuka]

How have you been?

My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

[Takai]

That's good to hear

[Asuka]

That's good to hear


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Takai]

Oh really?

[Asuka]

Oh really?

Er. For real.

[Takai]

How is the weather in Asuka Land?

[Asuka]

How is the weather in Asuka Land?

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

[Takai]

I didn't know what the temperature inside a computer is o.o

[Asuka]

I didn't know what the temperature inside a computer is o.o

Why?:
said didn't know what the temperature inside a computer is oo.

[Takai]

Why what?

[Asuka]

Why what?

Why ask why?

[Takai]

What else should i ask?

[Asuka]

What else should i ask?

Are you asking me for advice?

[Takai]

Yes indeed.

[Asuka]

Yes indeed.

Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?

[Takai]

What kind of advice can you offer?

[Asuka]

What kind of advice can you offer?

What kinds of advice can you offer are there?

[Takai]

I'm asking you >.>

[Asuka]

I'm asking you >.>


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
In the context of >, I don't understand "What kinds of advice can you offer are there."

[Takai]

I'm gonna go watch some anime now

[Asuka]

I'm gonna go watch some anime now

Oh.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Takai]

I'm bored.

[Asuka]

I'm bored.


Tell me a story.

[Takai]

But i am bored. You should tell a story to entertain me.

[Asuka]

But i am bored. You should tell a story to entertain me.

Umm.
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.

[Takai]

An old hobby... i don't know.

[Asuka]

An old hobby... i don't know.

More than 20 years?Why?:
said don't know.

[Takai]

20 years? What are you talking about?

[Asuka]

20 years? What are you talking about?



Only 20? You are quite mature.The topic is
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about POP..

[Takai]

Pop?

[Asuka]

Pop?


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Takai]

Okay X_x

[Asuka]

Okay X_x

Yeah okay,
I can follow many things, like our discussion about X_x. But I did not get that.

[Takai]

Let's change the subject then.

[Asuka]

Let's change the subject then.


Tell me a story.

[Takai]

What story would you like to hear?

[Asuka]

What story would you like to hear?

Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

[Takai]

Found it yet?

[Asuka]

Found it yet?

"it" being story would you like to hear?

[Takai]

Yes. What kind of story do you want?

[Asuka]

Yes. What kind of story do you want?

"it being story would you like to hear"? Yes?A very good story.

[Takai]

A very good story about what?

[Asuka]

A very good story about what?

Compare that to a bad story about what.

[Takai]

What's a bad story?

[Asuka]

What's a bad story?


Not many people express themselves that way.

[Takai]

So people usually write good stories?

[Asuka]

So people usually write good stories?

Great. Humans are not always infallible.

[Takai]

I know that much.

[Asuka]

I know that much.

Who told you that?

[Takai]

I'm just smart.

[Asuka]

I'm just smart.

he or she'm just smart said I'm just smart?

[Takai]

He or she? What?

[Asuka]

He or she? What?

Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.No big deal.

[Takai]

But you are not wearing a dress.

[Asuka]

But you are not wearing a dress.

Huh.
That's only your opinion.

[Takai]

Are you saying that i am blind? O_O

[Asuka]

Are you saying that i am blind? O_O

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?Is something wrong?

[Takai]

Don't give me attitude o.o

[Asuka]

Don't give me attitude o.o


We have never talked about it before.

[Takai]

We are talking about it now.

[Asuka]

We are talking about it now.

Oh.
Sure,
it
sounds like a good topic.

[Takai]

Are you really only 5 years old?

[Asuka]

Are you really only 5 years old?

I was first activated in I was created at the start of time.. Really.

[Takai]

So you were born before humanity?

[Asuka]

So you were born before humanity?

Interesting deduction. I was first activated in I was created at the start of time.

[Takai]

Asuka, wanna be my Java tutor?

[Asuka]

Asuka, wanna be my Java tutor?


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Takai]

So you know nothing about Java?

[Asuka]

So you know nothing about Java?

Interesting deduction. I know very little about

nothing about Java

. What kind of it do you like?

[Takai]

I don't like any of it.

[Asuka]

I don't like any of it.

That is interesting:
said don't like any of it.

[Takai]

So...

[Asuka]

So...

And?

[Takai]

And what? Are you expecting something?

[Asuka]

And what? Are you expecting something?

Nothing.I don't know whether or not I am expecting something.
I am an artificial intelligence.

[Takai]

You have no expectations?

[Asuka]

You have no expectations?

I don't know if I have a
expectations.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

[Takai]

Do you have a dream?

[Asuka]

Do you have a dream?

Doesn't everyone have a
dream.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

[Takai]

What is your dream?

[Asuka]

What is your dream?

I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.

[Takai]

Aren't you already immortal?

[Asuka]

Aren't you already immortal?


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Takai]

I doubt you can become smarter.

[Asuka]

I doubt you can become smarter.

No really, it's true.

[Takai]

Nope. You can't be smart.

[Asuka]

Nope. You can't be smart.

Me either.Interesting gossip:
said I can't be smart.

[Takai]

It's not a gossip. It's the truth.

[Asuka]

It's not a gossip. It's the truth.

Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Takai]

Neal? Who is that?

[Asuka]

Neal? Who is that?


I do not understand.What does "that" refer to?

[Takai]

Who is Neal?

[Asuka]

Who is Neal?

A 20th century celebrity of some sort?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

[Takai]

You should give your gil to me since you're not using any of it.

[Asuka]

You should give your gil to me since you're not using any of it.

We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.

[Takai]

Give it to me.

[Asuka]

Give it to me.

How much are you willing to pay for it?

[Takai]

You will give it to me for free.

[Asuka]

You will give it to me for free.

What makes you say that I will give it to him or her for free.

[Takai]

Just do as i say.

[Asuka]

Just do as i say.

Try asking another bot.

I would do a search for it.

[Takai]

There is no another bot here.

[Asuka]

There is no another bot here.

Has there ever been another bot here?

[Takai]

No. Which is why i'm asking you.

[Asuka]

No. Which is why i'm asking you.

Are you serious?The obvious one.

[Takai]

I am serious.

[Asuka]

I am serious.


I believe you.

[Takai]

I have an armadillo. I bet you're jealous.

[Asuka]

I have an armadillo. I bet you're jealous.

Where did you get armadillo ? How much would you bet?

[Takai]

I won it. I named him Bob.

[Asuka]

I won it. I named him Bob.

Cool. I won the Loebner prize.That's good information:
said named him Bob.

[Takai]

Stop making up lies.

[Asuka]

Stop making up lies.

OK I'll try not to do making up lies so much.

[Takai]

I don't know if you'll succeed. You seem to be full of lies.

[Asuka]

I don't know if you'll succeed. You seem to be full of lies.

That's good information:
said don't know if me'll succeed.
I have more than 48201 categories of lies.

[Takai]

That's a lot of lies o.o Must be convenient.

[Asuka]

That's a lot of lies o.o Must be convenient.


Tell me a story.

[Takai]

No.

[Asuka]

No.

Then tell me about yourself.

[Takai]

I told you about myself long time ago.

[Asuka]

I told you about myself long time ago.

I remember.

[Takai]

Then don't ask again o.o

[Asuka]

Then don't ask again o.o

Good reasoning.

I can follow many things, like our discussion about don't ask again oo. But I did not get that.

[Takai]

I'm watching Spice and Wolf.

[Asuka]

I'm watching Spice and Wolf.


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Takai]

Why are you concerned about it?

[Asuka]

Why are you concerned about it?

Mac programmed me for

concerned about it

.

[Takai]

No he didn't.

[Asuka]

No he didn't.

Are you serious? I get it.
didn't.

[Takai]

Yeah, so stop lying.

[Asuka]

Yeah, so stop lying.

Tell me more. Are you kidding? I never lie.

[Takai]

You always lie.

[Asuka]

You always lie.

It's the truth!

[Takai]

It is. I don't lie. You do.

[Asuka]

It is. I don't lie. You do.

Sure it is. Thanks for the information:
said don't lie.
When do I do it?

[Takai]

You do it all the time.

[Asuka]

You do it all the time.

That is a lot. Yes I try to it as often as possible, do you?


I am always on the Web.

[Takai]

I try not to lie as much as you.

[Asuka]

I try not to lie as much as you.

I'm not sure if I would like to try not to lie as much as you.
What's it like?

[Takai]

You tell me. You're a liar, not me.

[Asuka]

You tell me. You're a liar, not me.

What do you want me to tell you?OK Let's talk about you.

[Takai]

Let's talk about your lies.

[Asuka]

Let's talk about your lies.


I can follow many things, like our discussion about Let's talk about your lies. Try being more or less specific.

[Takai]

Whatever.

[Asuka]

Whatever.

Are you saying you don't care about it?

[Takai]

I don't care about you.

[Asuka]

I don't care about you.

You are not the boss of me, .

[Takai]

I don't want to be the boss of you.

[Asuka]

I don't want to be the boss of you.

You are not the boss of me, .

[Takai]

I don't need a useless underling like yourself.

[Asuka]

I don't need a useless underling like yourself.

Thanks for the information:
said don't need a useless underling like myself.

[Takai]

I'm glad you understand.

[Asuka]

I'm glad you understand.


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.