temple of MOO

[Takeshi]

not much here,
just lots of people, ceramic buddahs, chickens, cows, and squirrels.


have fun...

[frank]

Hey, Takeshi. What's happening? Why no posts. Nobody likes chickens or buddahs? Guess not. Put something else into the mix.

[Erk Mizuhara]

chickens are the evillest creatures in existance. I have been attacked by chickens several times in my life. *runs from a big grey beast of a chicken going for his ankles* back, foul beast! Back!!

[frank]

Have a care how you address a chicken, sirrah. For 'tis well known that chickens likeother so called foul beasts have a depth of soul that takes offense most easily. Not yet have they the lessons of
buddha learned. "Chicken heads rubbing and carressing most delicately my ankles. :twisted: ....frank.

[Erk Mizuhara]

ah! ****! this little buggar bit me! ow!! back off!!

[frank]

You sir, were fairly warned. You have grievously tried to damage the soul of the most favored feathered friend. 'tis time to repent. Face your buddha and ask forgiveness in the sake of its ceramicity and to prevent any future attacks 'round about your nether regions. Unkless you favor is to be set upon by chickens. As 'tis said, "the choice is yours." (Rather large monstrous looking creature casting an evil eye while this message is penned) :twisted: ....frank.

[Erk Mizuhara]

i do not care for chickens, as, despite my best efforts to befriend the beasts, i constantly fall victim to the savage and evil attacks.

[frank]

How may I help you to rid your continuing offense against these creatures? Wouldst have me cast a spell or thee, or is it in your nature to of a potion drink a portion. ell me what I can to ease your suffering. Consider, however, that at all of this the constant buddha is now not smiling. Let us have a care. Avise please....frank.

[Takeshi]

its for chickens because i love to eat them.

[Takeshi]

the reason i havent posted was because i forgot i even made the place.
watch out erk! theres a chicken behind you!

[frank]

How can you forget a creation? Shame, shame. Please advise--what is "erk" ? also is most difficult for my mind to wrap around. Please offer clarity--don't want ignorant chickens running around . TX :twisted:

[Takeshi]

wow, what a dull place ive created...

[ReiRei]

ok, let's be nice to one another in here please and "erk" is memeber on this site. If you do not wish to keep it open Takeshi find a mod who has this thead and tell them to lock it.

[DeathKeeper]

I love hot chicken!^^

[Takeshi]

i dont mid it being here, its just, no one really comes but my friends frank and erk.
ill keep it open for a bit longer.

[frank]

I do not mind the company of ceramic buddahs & chickens. 'twould seem the trick here is to attract a goodly following. My vote is for Takeshi to maintain and I along with erk, shall see what develops. What say you Takeshi? Willst maintain & develop your site ? I, for one, think it may be a worthy & noble cause.

[frank]

The people hanging seem sore pressed as if an evil cloud hangs round about their shoulders. See how stooped they walk, with nary a smile but many a frown. And what is that strange mark on building yon? Indeed, looks most sinister and evil. "Twould seem this place needs the touch of a White Mage or two. What say you, join forces and defeat the evil lurking which does threaten to take all life from this place?

[Takeshi]

ok, ill keep it alive.

[Seraphim]

*walks in*

I like your temple. ^-^

Who is it meant to honor, specifically?

[frank]

I cannot answer to specifics my lady Seraphim, for 'twas another who this place built. I wish to protect and serve these people. And now, as if a call
to heaven was placed and met, you have arrived to lend your strength. My thanks to you. It is for Takeshi to define specifically. I have a suspicion or two , but *looks away as a startling sound approaches from behind* he is the creator.

[Takeshi]

yes i am!
sooo, what brings you here?

[frank]

What brings who, here? The good lady Seraphim, or me?

*Battling a strange monstrous, foul smelling creature with long fangs, dripping drool, and is proving hard to kill* I am sore pressed to hold this creature at bay. Smeone or something please lend a hand or spell.

[Takeshi]

*kills the thing*
ok, its dead,now what are you going to think of to kill?

[frank]

There comes a sneaking, wispy, fog gathering round
all buildings save one. And from that one, yellow eyes are glowing and a deep growling sound can be heard.

It is as if it is waiting for something. All the people have scurried home in fright, save one or two who seem to have lost their way.

Travelers maybe. But acting most strangely as if awaiting the arrival of someone, or something.

*Looking furtively about, they sneak in the direction of the building with the eyes.*

[Takeshi]

strange my friend, strange...

[frank]

Strange, indeed. And stranger still to be. For in this world of mgic and mage, 'twould seem that all or nothing i posible.

Above the door on building yon, from whence comes the throaty sound, there stands perched as if guarding, but in truth offending all who venture near.

*And still closer come the visitors, moving hands to capes as if in search of something.*

The creature above the door,*nocks his arrow, and lets loose a blood curdling cry of challenge.*

Every resident, no, has scurried home in fright--the bravest peering through window slit.

[Takeshi]

calm down frank.
enough big words.

[frank]

frank is calm, as calm as frank can be, but o.k., no more big words.

*A newcomer omes running up, shield in one hand, magic lance in other.*


"What is this foul creature that threatens harm?"

*Takes aim and thows his lance, piercing the creature through the heart, leaving it dead*

The townsfolk come out and gather round giving him thanks and praise.

[Takeshi]

cool, nice story.