The Keated Wing!

[ReiRei]

Megami has Darth Yajuu taken care of now Kawaii and I will be Keated's nurse...feel free to join in! Ready Keated? :twisted:

[Keated]

As i'll ever be ;P

will the plaster casts ever come off, i wonder? ;)

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*walks in carrying crochet stuff and then looks around.*

Hey, Nice digs! Would it be allright for me to come to this hospital as a sanctuary if I ever happen to be wounded during battle with Yajuu in his wing?

I promise, I won't bring any battles in here...I swear...*bows uncontrolably.* PLEASE????????

[ReiRei]

hai! sure Megami! welcome ^_^ you can help us beat Keated up too ^_^

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Nah, I couldn't do that...at least...not until I'm done with Yajuu anyway.

[ReiRei]

*smiles* you got any tips for me Megami *as I look around for a way to torture Keated*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Yes, these are a few tips to remember:

1.) The supply closets are your very best friends. Lot's of disguises as well as weapons.

2.) As I know keated fairly well, I'll let you in on a little secret, he likes anything that nuclear powered, or having to deal with purple russian sniper rifle carrying leprechauns, and he's not afraid to use them.

3.) Always make sure you have enough sedatives to knock out an elephant, if you don't things can get pretty tricky.

4.) Anything can be used as a weapon. Even something as simple as gauze...yes, gauze is a handy tool. So is a personal grooming mirror, Aquavelva and the bible (preferably the satanic bible, however, most hospitals don't cater to the pagan or satanic religions, so any bible will do.)

5.) Remember, any knowledge that you have of the human body is always helpful.

6.) Don't be afraid to frisk those super sensitive area's of the body. You'd be really shocked as to how many things a guy can hide in those places.

7.) Wooden Mallets are good, however, since you're in a hospital, EVERYTHING is a weapon.

8.) In case of major war between you and other person, remember these key area's of the hospital: Radiology, Cardiac Care Center, Caffeteria, Neonatal ICU, ICU, and Trauma Center. These places have the most adaptable equipment in which you can create anything from a super charged stun gun, to a radiation bomb.

9.) Psychiatric Ward can be your friend...There are a lot of crazies in that ward, and they'll do almost anything if they believe in you.

10.) Sex change opperations should be left to the professionals, however, if you feel the need to do it yourself, make sure your querry is strapped to the table with super heavy duty locks.

11.) Stay away from guns if you can. Those things are essentially useless when you have a full armada of weapons at your disposal. You'll notice that I've only used a gun a total of 2 times (I think) and then they're gone. Who needs a gun when there's Radiology and the Trauma Center? (<--Very handy in the weapons department...trust me!)

12.) If you're dealing with someone like Yajuu, use your feminine charms to the fullest extent that you can. You know how they say "All's fair in Love and War"? Well, when it comes women, I find that to be extremely true as well as highly effective.

13.) And this is the most important...There is absolutely no limit as to the amount of weapons the female body can conceal. So, with this in mind, stock up on every single scalpel, accupuncture needles, foreceps (tweezers big and small), scizzors...basically, any sharp object you can seem to find. You don't have to say where on the body you have them stored, but it is always good to have as many as possible.

Anyway, I think that this concludes all of the handy tips for now. When I come across more, I'll let you know.

[ReiRei]

*starts stocking up on supplies as I await my other nurse* looks like I'm on duty tonight...*sits and waits as my 'ready room' is open for Megami to go and relax in*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*goes in and sits down, concentrating really hard on the crochet project at hand when I remember one other tip.*

I forgot to mention this. Don't forget to use any thing that is mobile, such as a powerchair which you can tinker with to get maximum output. Those are handy with running people down and making an escape in case of an emergency.

*goes back to crocheting a net.*

[ReiRei]

ah yes *tips taken into account as she works on charts* lucky Keated :twisted:

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Walks in with a seductive grin and a huge arse needle that is used in the psych ward to make the patients that are going off the wall numb and squeezes a little out of the tip and looks around*

Now, where is the patient?

*Sees Keated on the other side of the room and grins like the cheshire cat*

Oh Keated dear....I have a present for you.

*Moves in slowely like a lionness hunting her pray and then pounces hog tying him pulling Keated's pants down and sticking the needle into his arse cheek*

Mwah! Numbness to you! :twisted:

[Mac]

Hey, can help in your doings with keated? :evil:

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Do you as you wish Mac :twisted:

Now we have a male nurse too!

[ReiRei]

yay! more doctors and nurse! *looks at Keated* ha! She got you *takes off running down the hall and upstairs*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Looks at Mac and smirks*

DISQUISE TIME!!!!!!

*pounces him and dresses him in a female nurses uniform*

Hehe :twisted:

I know this is supposed to be focused towards Keated kun but I couldn't resist. XD

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*Looks up from latest project.*

Don't worry, Mac has already been shot in the foot, punched in the gut, and hogtied and left hanging from the ceiling. He's tough enough to handle this.

*Starts humming as I go back to project.*

[ReiRei]

*still lurking around upstairs going towards the 'crazy' ward* Maybe I can get them to do what I want...

[Keated]

Yes, these are a few tips to remember:

1.) The supply closets are your very best friends. Lot's of disguises as well as weapons.

2.) As I know keated fairly well, I'll let you in on a little secret, he likes anything that nuclear powered, or having to deal with purple russian sniper rifle carrying leprechauns, and he's not afraid to use them.

3.) Always make sure you have enough sedatives to knock out an elephant, if you don't things can get pretty tricky.

4.) Anything can be used as a weapon. Even something as simple as gauze...yes, gauze is a handy tool. So is a personal grooming mirror, Aquavelva and the bible (preferably the satanic bible, however, most hospitals don't cater to the pagan or satanic religions, so any bible will do.)

5.) Remember, any knowledge that you have of the human body is always helpful.

6.) Don't be afraid to frisk those super sensitive area's of the body. You'd be really shocked as to how many things a guy can hide in those places.

7.) Wooden Mallets are good, however, since you're in a hospital, EVERYTHING is a weapon.

8.) In case of major war between you and other person, remember these key area's of the hospital: Radiology, Cardiac Care Center, Caffeteria, Neonatal ICU, ICU, and Trauma Center. These places have the most adaptable equipment in which you can create anything from a super charged stun gun, to a radiation bomb.

9.) Psychiatric Ward can be your friend...There are a lot of crazies in that ward, and they'll do almost anything if they believe in you.

10.) Sex change opperations should be left to the professionals, however, if you feel the need to do it yourself, make sure your querry is strapped to the table with super heavy duty locks.

11.) Stay away from guns if you can. Those things are essentially useless when you have a full armada of weapons at your disposal. You'll notice that I've only used a gun a total of 2 times (I think) and then they're gone. Who needs a gun when there's Radiology and the Trauma Center? (<--Very handy in the weapons department...trust me!)

12.) If you're dealing with someone like Yajuu, use your feminine charms to the fullest extent that you can. You know how they say "All's fair in Love and War"? Well, when it comes women, I find that to be extremely true as well as highly effective.

13.) And this is the most important...There is absolutely no limit as to the amount of weapons the female body can conceal. So, with this in mind, stock up on every single scalpel, accupuncture needles, foreceps (tweezers big and small), scizzors...basically, any sharp object you can seem to find. You don't have to say where on the body you have them stored, but it is always good to have as many as possible.

Anyway, I think that this concludes all of the handy tips for now. When I come across more, I'll let you know.

hmm... 13... lucky for me, huh? :?


*Looks up from latest project.*

Don't worry, Mac has already been shot in the foot, punched in the gut, and hogtied and left hanging from the ceiling. He's tough enough to handle this.

*Starts humming as I go back to project.*

and lest we forget, cooked and covered in cheese


(*sedative takes effect*)

doowwwwn i goooooo (*slumps*)

this ain't gooooooddd.... (*tries to wriggle away like a worm*)

[MajinYajuu]

Yes, these are a few tips to remember:

1.) The supply closets are your very best friends. Lot's of disguises as well as weapons.

2.) As I know keated fairly well, I'll let you in on a little secret, he likes anything that nuclear powered, or having to deal with purple russian sniper rifle carrying leprechauns, and he's not afraid to use them.

3.) Always make sure you have enough sedatives to knock out an elephant, if you don't things can get pretty tricky.

4.) Anything can be used as a weapon. Even something as simple as gauze...yes, gauze is a handy tool. So is a personal grooming mirror, Aquavelva and the bible (preferably the satanic bible, however, most hospitals don't cater to the pagan or satanic religions, so any bible will do.)

5.) Remember, any knowledge that you have of the human body is always helpful.

6.) Don't be afraid to frisk those super sensitive area's of the body. You'd be really shocked as to how many things a guy can hide in those places.

7.) Wooden Mallets are good, however, since you're in a hospital, EVERYTHING is a weapon.

8.) In case of major war between you and other person, remember these key area's of the hospital: Radiology, Cardiac Care Center, Caffeteria, Neonatal ICU, ICU, and Trauma Center. These places have the most adaptable equipment in which you can create anything from a super charged stun gun, to a radiation bomb.

9.) Psychiatric Ward can be your friend...There are a lot of crazies in that ward, and they'll do almost anything if they believe in you.

10.) Sex change opperations should be left to the professionals, however, if you feel the need to do it yourself, make sure your querry is strapped to the table with super heavy duty locks.

11.) Stay away from guns if you can. Those things are essentially useless when you have a full armada of weapons at your disposal. You'll notice that I've only used a gun a total of 2 times (I think) and then they're gone. Who needs a gun when there's Radiology and the Trauma Center? (<--Very handy in the weapons department...trust me!)

12.) If you're dealing with someone like Yajuu, use your feminine charms to the fullest extent that you can. You know how they say "All's fair in Love and War"? Well, when it comes women, I find that to be extremely true as well as highly effective.

13.) And this is the most important...There is absolutely no limit as to the amount of weapons the female body can conceal. So, with this in mind, stock up on every single scalpel, accupuncture needles, foreceps (tweezers big and small), scizzors...basically, any sharp object you can seem to find. You don't have to say where on the body you have them stored, but it is always good to have as many as possible.

Anyway, I think that this concludes all of the handy tips for now. When I come across more, I'll let you know.


*comes tearing through in the powerchair from hell*

12. huh.....well if you wanna play it that way fine.....

*looks at Mac*

I don't even wanna know

*sreams out of there leaving a big black cloud of smoke behind*

[ReiRei]

*hears a yell and shrugs* wuss, this hospital wing won't kill you yajuu...this one is for Keated....*walks back down with a small army of 'crazy' people behind her* Now my loyal servants *giggles* get Keated *points to him* and tie him down...*looks at his charts* mmm *gets a really evil idea*

Servants: *grabs Keated and ties him down to a table*

[Keated]

Heh heh, i'm glad i had my army of purple russian leprechauns infiltrate this place... you'd never know...

(*a 'doctor', with small purple feet, a small purple face, with a small purple beard walks past.*)

Da... ve are undectable, da? (*russian accent*)

and replace all the ropes with liquorice... muahahahahahaha! (*jumps up, remembers sedative, and fact that legs don't yet work*)

oh damnit...

[ReiRei]

*laughs evilly* the injection she's giving you hasn't worn off yet so....*looks on the floor at the purple doctor* heh, these are the strong steel ropes you know *giveds Keated another injection and takes off*

[Keated]

ack :?

have... only... strength... left in... arms and... vocalchords/tongue/mouth/everything else i need to... complain...


(*Starts crawling away*)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*takes him behind a changing curtain and strips him and changes him into a skanky pink mini-skirt with a white halter with a string in the back and thigh high white leather boots with spiked heels and a pink leather choke collar and bright red lipstick and pulls him back out into public by a chain that is attachted to the choke collar and he is surround by half of the psych ward with the 'Save A Hoe Foundation' on his forehead*

[Keated]

wow, i feel pretty :P rofl!

(*waits patiently in own head for effects of drugs to wear off*)

[ReiRei]

*grabs him and ties him up and hang up upside down exposing his white briefs with little pinks heart and suns with sunglasses on* now how do you feel?

[Keated]

Well, was a little warm, and i'm sure my head'll enjoy the rare joy of actual bloodflow ;)

(*looks up*)

hmm... although, i dread to think when you changed me into them... and i hope my ones are on under there :?

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*smirks as I walk over to Keated as his body hangs from the ceiling and does a roundhouse kick to his rib so hard that it rocks him back and forth like a pendolum..does an axe kick landing my heel on his chin...and followed up quickly by a spinning back kick to his solar plexis where his whole body swings up and his head hits the ceiling and as he comes back down does an elbow strike to his stomach...I stand back looking at the near unconcisious Keated* He makes a good punching bag and I should use him more

[Keated]

meh, a cow-corpse complains less... wheeeee... (*swings from side to side*)

i'm so glad people are enjoying taking out their excess aggression on me :P

[ReiRei]

*uses Megami's mallet and swings it like a bat as it connects to his head using for golfing practice* FORE!!!!!

[Keated]

(*sides split open, and candy comes falling out*)

Muahahahahahahahaha, fooled by a dollie... :P

(*pegs it*)

[ReiRei]

*goes and finds a electric cattle prod and sneaks up behind Keated and uses it on him, marks him, turns it off and runs away laughing evilly*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Oy...Yajuu, I promised them that we wouldn't bring our little war into their playground. Take it back to your wing so I can kill ya there!

*Rev's up the new engine of the SUPER FORKLIFT*

[Keated]

You know what's worse than having the words 'mama-chan rules' branded on my back with an electric cattle prod... it's MY cattleprod T_T

[ReiRei]

*runs and finds her catapult and finds everything she can use to throw at him and laughs evilly* ooh Keated...come and play!

[Tohru*]

*hiding, watching every thing, steadily hold a butcher knife*
(laughing evily in mind)

[Mac]

*Looks up from latest project.*

Don't worry, Mac has already been shot in the foot, punched in the gut, and hogtied and left hanging from the ceiling. He's tough enough to handle this.

*Starts humming as I go back to project.*

and lest we forget, cooked and covered in cheese

lol, someone remembers XD Mac & Cheese!

*as keated tries running off again, I take a slingshot from my back pocket and fire a small, yet heavy ballbearing from Hiryuu's Super Forklift at him, hitting him in the back of his head, knocking him to the ground*

He gets through Kawaii's taekwondo, Hiryuu's mallet.... but not my slingshot! :evil:

[ReiRei]

*looks at Mac* nice to have you on our side against Keated :twisted: now what Keated? you won't be able to get away from Mac

[Keated]

muahahahahahaha... that's not keated! you just broke Android-cyclonic-prototype beta, class C ;)

You gotta find the one branded with 'mama-chan rules' on the back :P


erp... i'd better go brand the resta the androids now... :swe:

honestly, what'd i do to cause such mass mulilation to be projected at me :swe:


Oh well, now from my safety of the shadows, i'd better run of- Urk... i forgot to check where Tohru* was hiding... (*turns around slowly*)

[Takeshi]

hhelp me.
*plops down in front of the desk*
my knees are completely dislocated. help...

[ReiRei]

I will destroy them all!! *laughs evilly as I go carefully hunt down the real Keated*

[Takeshi]

man im the biggest whimp...*pops his knees back into place*ouch!

[Keated]

Keated-Android 337 coms up to front desk.

"Leave. This. Place. It. Is. Not. Safe."

(*axe is thrown in its back by mama-chan*)

[Takeshi]

ok... i guess i would, if i could walk.

[ReiRei]

*snickers* one down only goddess knows how many more to go...*sneaks around looking for the real Keated*

[Takeshi]

why are you looking for him?

[Keated]

Keated-Android 329 comes up from under floor tiles

"If. Only. We. Knew. Take. My. Legs. I'm. But. A. Decoy. Anyway."

(*takes off legs, and gives them to Takeshi, a little reminiscent of 'The Wrong Trousers'*)

[Takeshi]

wont the person whose looking for the real keated try to kill me because you helped me?

[ReiRei]

*kills the other android and goes on hunting for Keated* oh Keated

[Takeshi]

you're scaring me!!!
*puts on the legs and starts to run out*

[ReiRei]

*chases after Takeshi* do you want to help me or not?

[Takeshi]

umm, im sorry, you are scaring me!
why are you looking for him?

[ReiRei]

I'm sorry...we're on a mission to kill and revive!!

[Keated]

Keated-Android 142 walks past

"And. Kill. And. Revive. And. Kill. And. Revive. And. Kill. And. Revive. And. Kill. And. Kill. And Kill. And. Revive. And. Kill. And. Torture. And. Revive. AND. THEN. TORTURE. AGAIN. Then. Kill. Then. Revive...."

(*recieves a head-shot with a syringe*)

[ReiRei]

O_O! *runs find blowtorch and sets fire to it while making sure it's under the sprinkler system* Mwahahaha

[Keated]

Keated-Android 077 walks around corner.

"Muahaha: Sprinkler system inoperative!"

(*Pulls out a bucket of kerosine, and is about to throw it on the burning keated-android, when its batteries run down*)

"Ack - problem with us earlier models... nooo battterrrrrrrryyyyy lifffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeee..."

[ReiRei]

*uses the blow torches on the other model and runs* O_O! oops I forgot about the crazies...eh, they'll find someway to get into trouble *runs to a spot to hide while tinkering with some machine of sorts*

[Keated]

Maybe it's Not Tohru*...? if i back away slowly, then... hmm... but then i'd have to go out into the light... erp :?

Meh... i'll back out slowly...

(*backs into mama-chan*)

oh bugger

[ReiRei]

*looks up* heh *pounces him and pins him down* gotcha....*brands him with another cattle prod that says..MAMA-CHAN ROCKS! and proceed to knock him out and continues to beat him and calls him every cuss word in the book* there! now stay there and DON'T move!!!! *gets up and grabs a few more supplies and runs off*

[Keated]

ow... bones... fused together... can't... move... ... ... yay, can still complain though! ;)

[ReiRei]

Crazy person: *smashes Keated's jaw so he can't complain and laughs insanely* a big pink birdie told me to do that!!!!! *continue to beat him up* and that...and that...!!!

[Keated]

Uowwwghhh... uchily, i hag go heelik agygore

[Takeshi]

sorry, i dont want to play this "game"
*walks outside*

[ReiRei]

Crazy person: *satisified with beating up Keated runs through the hospital on a rampage for being set free*

*sets up a trap for the crazy while still running to find a better hiding spot* stupid crazies...

[Keated]

I herg gat!

[Takeshi]

here keated, heres your legs back.

[Keated]

Geh uergnt gine, ey're a a-oid...

[Takeshi]

here*fixes jaw*
now what did you say?

[Keated]

Ah, thanks... i was just saying those weren't mine, they're just an android's, made to look like me, and act as a decoy ^_^

[Takeshi]

oh, ok.

[Keated]

alas, events have conspired agaisnt me, it would seem

[Takeshi]

hehe, i guess so!

well,dodge to the right a littel ok.
the person looking for you is charging you.

[Mac]

*slingshot's Keated in the head with another ballbearing*

Hah! never, ever stand and talk!!!

*I jump out and bind his arms and legs, and tie a piece of cloth over his mouth (to shut him up)*

Okay, bye .... bye ...

[Keated]

(*Holds up sign with his hand, which he just happened to have up his sleeve*)

'You'd stand and talk too, if you couldn't move the resta your body :P'

[Takeshi]

umm, bye people...

[ReiRei]

*goes and grabs Keated and takes him to the 'crazy' ward and throws him in a padded room and locks the door from the outside as she leaves, goes into the room next door and flips on the all country station* Mwahahaha suffer Keated!!!!!

[Mac]

*I watch Keated go mental in the padded cell from the slit in the doorway*

nyahahahaha!! Nobody can brave the awesome power of old country music!

*I cover my ears, as it's annoying me*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*walks in hearing the country music and understanding what is going on right away*

ROFLMAO!
That's great! XD

*Sees Mac* Ah...*stuffs cotton balls in his ears and smiles at him*

Hehe....man, I've missed so much!

[Keated]

(*starts humming 'Eradication Instincts Defined', making weird grunting noises during the powerdrumming, with somewhat bloodshot eyes*)

[Abarai Renji]

*Run's away screaming* I can't take it.

[ReiRei]

*blares the music louder in Keated's room and speaks into the microphone* how do you like that Keated? *plays Stays In Mexico repeatedly and sings along with it hoping he'll scream* heh, this should be interesting

[Keated]

(*would scream, but is still gagged... humms louder*)

[ReiRei]

*keeps playing the same song and goes to the vending machine and stands outside the door and knocks* oh Keated-kun are you hungry? *stands there muching on candy and waving it in front of the window*

[Keated]

Bleh, i'll bet it contains nuts... afterall, tis an asylum... rofl!!!

[ReiRei]

*looks at the package of M&M's* nope, no nuts in this pack...it's plain *giggles* too bad you lost out

[Mac]

hey, can I have some? *shouts because of music*

[Tohru*]

Ahh! My ears are bleeding.
*jumps out third story window*

[ReiRei]

*turns down the music and gives Mac some M&M's and then checks on Keated* are you ok in there Keated? are you sure you're not hungry?

[Keated]

M&Ms? WITHOUT nuts? Do you ahve ANY idea how rare those are over here? T_T

i want sooooommmmeeeee! T_T


ack, that infernal racket! T_T

[ReiRei]

*slides a bag under the door* I've turned it down Keated....but you're not allowed yet

[Keated]

Okay... what happens first? (*looks worried, but then looks, drooling, at the M&Ms*)

[ReiRei]

well first you eat the M&M's silly there is nothing in there it's a fresh package and second...I haven't decided yet *eats her M&M's* but you can stay in there for right now

[Keated]

I get M&Ms... YAY! ^_^

(*eats the M&Ms, including packaging*)

Mhmm... plasticky ;)

[ReiRei]

:thi: Keated you aren't suppose to eat the bag itself...

[Seraphim]

Quick! Perform CPR! The Heimleich Maneuver!

^-^

[Keated]

It's okay... i have a stomach of steel... or at least, chrome ;) (*hiccups*)

urgh... i feel woozly...

[ReiRei]

Seraphim, how nice of you to come help out ^_^ what do you suggest Seraphim?

[Keated]

you cannae take my tonsils, they're already gone!!

(*hallucinating from a half-digested-plastic-bag*)

[ReiRei]

o_O;; what are you babbling about? *pulls him out of the padded room after unlocking the door and knocks him out* okay Keated you are on your way to OR now

[Keated]

Urgh... wurble-wurble-schlup? ACK! NOOOO! Not country! (*cries*)

[ReiRei]

*looks at Keated* what are you babbling about? OR is Operating Room...

[Keated]

What'm i babbling about? The green hingses, coming through the wallses!

[ReiRei]

I thought I knocked you out? *finds some metal and smacks him upside the head* Shut up Keated...there is nothing coming through the walls...

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*Comes strolling in and then sees keated lying on the floor.*

you should probably tie him up and use some duct tape. That really works wonders.

[ReiRei]

Thanks Megami I will ^_^ *takes Keated to the OR and duct tapes him down to the bed and gives him something to keep him knocked out while scubbing and putting scrubs on*

[Keated]

(*dreams pleasant dreams, and starts humming 'Zippity-do-dah'*)

[ReiRei]

good while he's knocked out...*gets all the tools she needs and starts doing surgery, first removing the M&M's package then his appendix and sew him back up and continues to tinker around* heh, you'll be so kawaii when I'm done Keated *giggles to herself*

[Keated]

(*some time wakes up*)

hmm... awww man, i ache all over... from my head to my... OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*walks in all late, sees keated, and starts laughing hysterically*

:twisted:

[Keated]

remember... it's only a dream... it's only a dream T___T

[ReiRei]

*knocks him out again* I'm not done with you Keated! *makes sure he's completely knocked out again* stay knocked out damn it

[Keated]

(*wakes up just long enough to say*) okay, fine :P

[ReiRei]

*smacks him with the wooden mallet* what did I say? you are very stubborn wake up again and I'll feed you to the tigers

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*cocks an eyebrow*
We have tigers? Where? I want to pet the tigers mama chan!
*Jumps up and down on Keated's head in excitement*

[Keated]

(*mumbles stuff in his sleep*)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Stops jumping and balancing on one leg digging my heel into keated's nose*
Uh mama chan...I think he's still alive....Is that aloud?

[Keated]

(*starts blowing air at his nose, due to the pressure on it, while KO'd*)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

He's breathing!
*Jumps high up in the air and lands with my knees digging into Keated's stomach and punches down really hard in the solar plexis that you hear a crack*

Oops...Did I break it? :twisted:

[Keated]

(*mumble mumble (*Sigh*) mutter mutter mumble... starts snoring*) :P

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*twitch twitch*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*Walks in during the operation to see something definitely going on. I notice that keated now has some funny looking ears and a cute fluffy tail.*

Okay....then. Why don't I just go over and.....What the heck! Who broke that! *points over to solar plexis and then looks around at the people in the room*

[Keated]

(*rolls over, muttering*)

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Oy, he moved! He's not knocked out enough! *pulls out HUGE syringe and then hands it to Kawaii.* fill this with that *points to large bottle of sedatives usually used on an elephant* and that ought put him out for some time.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Looks at the syringe and then at Keated*
Hmm.....*Stabs Keated several times with the empty syringe*

Wake up! Yo you hear me in there? *Stabs him again*

I can just put you back to sleep later...I want to have fun now.... :twisted:

*Stabs him again*

[Keated]

ow, ow, ow... urk! (*does a quick handstand*) phew... now the oxygen bubbles won't go to my head :?

[Kawaii Shuichi]

LoL

*Fills syringe real quick with the sedative and stabs it into Keated's arse making him pass out again*

Okay, I have to go for now...I'll leave you to mama chan^^

*Runs off*

[Keated]

(*falls flat on face, with head still lower than the rest of body*)

[ReiRei]

*giggles and keeps her tiger by her side* Linna, stay here and watch Keated

Linna: *growls softly at Keated*

*goes off to look for more things to beat Keated up with*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Comes riding in on a tiger* I'm back! :twisted:

[ReiRei]

*looks over* hey Yumiko-chan ^_^ ready?

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Ready? Ready for what?

*Looks at mama chan all confuseded*

[ReiRei]

to do whatever you want to Keated silly ^_^ beat him up, dress him up, cattle prod him...it's up to you *smiles at her*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Oh...Can I paint him? I'm in a painting mood...I stayed up all night painting..and then came to school and had to painting classes in a row...and then I painted again for a little bit after school.

Can I paint funny things on him mama chan?

[ReiRei]

hai, you may Yumiko-chan *stands back and watches her paint Keated*

[Keated]

(*gets painted on*)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Paints little pokemon characters all over Keated's face. Strips off his shirt and paints a pink carebear on his stomach. Flips him over to paint the Powerpuff Girls on his back. Paints different kinds of candies all over his arms. Paints little hearts all over his legs and on the boots. Then pulls him by his hair into a room full of mirrors. Put earplugs in mine and mamachan's ears, and then as closing the door to lock him in started scratching a blackboard that came out of nowhere making high screeching sounds to wake him up* :twisted:

[Keated]

mhm... pleasant... i can never see why anyone has something against that noise... oh wow! a pink carebear... haven't seen one of them in ages... what's the name of that one... bah, i can't remember... hmm... i wonder... are these cute pictures tattoos, or just bopdypaint? :?

[ReiRei]

*blinks in surprise* I hate that noise...that wasn't the reacation I expected

[Kawaii Shuichi]

YEAH! He liked my paintings! XD

[Keated]

yup, very well created ^_^

ack X_x my back T_T

[ReiRei]

they are very nicely done Yumiko-chan *smiles* poor Keated

[Kawaii Shuichi]

What?! Don't you like my PowerPuff Girls?

[Keated]

(*looks in mirror at back*)

ah... hadn't seen them, sorry... they're well drawn and painted too ^_^

Ouch T_T backache T_T

you know, i should really be thankful that thay's my greatest pain at the moment :?

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Tiger comes over and sees the candies painted on Keated arm and pounces chewing at 'candy' and getting angry when he seems to not be able to get it and gets vicious as he bites into Keated's arm harder. You hear the bone snap and see blood everywhere*

Wow.....Tiger is hungry. *stares at that sight with a big smile*

[ReiRei]

*my tiger goes over as well and bites at Keated other arm and gets mad when she can't get the food as well*

Mine's hungry too

[Keated]

Hmm... and now i'm 'armless... (*blink blink*)

yay! a counterpain! the back's no longer a problem ^_^

my, aren't we optimistic today ;)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

er...er...er...optimistic indeed...lol

*tiger tears off his whole arm*

[Keated]

oh well... at least now i only have to worry about the massive bloodloss, high pressure blood escaping like a hosepipe, and not about the constant pains from the nerves further down the arm, still attached... :P

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*looks over at Rei slowely*

Mama chan....This guy scares me!

[ReiRei]

*looks back at her* hai, he scares me too Yumiko-chan

[Keated]

(*collapses from massive bloodloss*)

at least... i'm lying... down now... mua... ha.... ... ... ha...........

[ReiRei]

*looks oddly at Keated* yeah...I think you have massive blood loss too

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*walks on by with some transfusion bags that need to go to the trauma center. I stop and then look down at keated and then to Rei.*

You need help with the mop up?

[ReiRei]

*looks back at her* sure that would be nice, thank you

[Keated]

(*keated's spirit rises, holding a sign saying 'Gone, but not forgotten... oh wait, i am T_T'*)

Huh... a halo? (*gives strange look*)

Where're my horns, damnit T_T

[ReiRei]

*looks at Keated* the Halo suits you man...but I think you forgot my tiger who has your other arm in her mouth

[Keated]

meh, i'm a spirit now... not quite a christmas spirit :P so obviously, i get my arms back ^_^ how else am i to play a harp? :P

[ReiRei]

*laughs at him*

Linna: (tiger) *tries to nip at his spirit*

um, Linna...I wouldn't do that

[Keated]

(*still rising*) ack... damnit... i left all my weapons in my body T_T

(*tries to shoo away the tiger*)

[ReiRei]

awww Keated she likes you and if you kill my tiger I'll revive you and kill you again

[Keated]

Is that a promise or a threat? anyway, i don't have any weapons... they're all on my body... wait a second...

(*Pulls out the Harp, and uses it as a bow, after straightening the Halo as an arrow*) muahahahaha

[ReiRei]

*revives him and slaps him so hard his neck breaks* Don't you EVEN touch her....she's not the tiger that killed you to begin with

[Keated]

Hey, i never even fired it :P it was only hypothetical... i coulda been the angel of death, damnit! T_T

[ReiRei]

*giggles* I think she was trying to be nice and put your arm back over by you

[Keated]

lol, you mean like how cats bring dead birds in as presents?

i guess we could try to reattach it...

[ReiRei]

*nods and gets the stitching stuff and starts sewing his arm on backwards* oops...sorry

[Keated]

hmm... now i can scratch my back properly! ^__^

[ReiRei]

well I can try to reattach your other arm the right way...unless you have another way you want it

[Keated]

lol, well, if i have one each way, then i'm very nearly okay... i can scratch both front and back easily ^_^

although finding a suit that fits in later life will be a hassle... rofl!

oh well, and thanks ^_^

[ReiRei]

*giggles* ok that makes sense *starts to sew his other arm on* as a spirit since I broke your neck...does this look alright?

[Keated]

lol, yup, better workspersonship than the origional... i'd give a thumbs up, but since you're curently sewing the arm on anyway...

[ReiRei]

*smiles* I'm doing the best I can...well at least you're happy with it

[Keated]

yup... you nearly done... wanna try walking, and swinging my arms around... lol ^_^

[ReiRei]

hold on...I have to revive you again...maybe if I straighten your neck out it would help some

[Keated]

Okay... better to be revived than undead i guess ^_^ abnd with a stright neck too? WOW! ^___^

[ReiRei]

*finishes sewing and straightens his neck and revives him again* go look in the mirror now ^_^

[Keated]

Oki doki!

(*gets up, and walks, swinging arms, to the mirror*)

hmm... damnit... forgot that one's facing the other way... so now they both swing toether... rofl! hmm... other than that, looks good... (*scratches back of head*)

[ReiRei]

^_^ I'm glad you like it....well now you have mismatched arms and no appendix...anything else? would you like mismatched legs?

[Keated]

but then i wouldn't know if i was coming or going ^_^

[ReiRei]

*looks at him and considers it* is that such a bad thing really?

[Keated]

Well, other than that, i'll probably just walk around in circles... it'll look like i'm trying to level up or something :P

[ReiRei]

heh, beware of the tigers they might take your legs off

[Keated]

that's hardly fair, how else do they expect me to run... like so...

(*legs it*) ;)

[Takeshi]

can i join the fun now?
i wanna fight keated and other people.

[ReiRei]

*smiles and looks over* sure! the more the merrier..*looks at Keated* you're in trouble now Keated!!!

[Keated]

I've been in trouble since page 1 :P (*runs around corner, into someone*)

Ulp :|

[ReiRei]

Tigers: *looks up and growl at him*

*giggles* Keated you are wanted either which way you go

[Keated]

Aha, but that's where you're wrong!

(*leaps into the airvent*)

muahahahaha!

[ReiRei]

Fox: *snarls at him*

I told you keated...when will you listen? oh btw...that fox has rabies

[Keated]

Ack... where's my legions of DAndroids, and purple russian leprechauns?


[meanwhile, on a beach somewhere...

w00t. i. love. volleyball.!

Yes, is good, no? Is better than working, yes?]

Why've they forsaken me!?!? well, except for the fact that their paychecks are late?

[ReiRei]

*looks up* I think they took a vacation...you will die instantly if that vixen bites you Keated

[Keated]

Bah, i don't believe you... nice foxie... OH MY GOD, it BI- (*dies*)



awww, dagnamnit... not again... MEDIC!!!

[ReiRei]

*giggles and looks up* good girl Hina *watches as Keated falls* I warned you but YOU didn't listen...maybe next time you will

[Keated]

Me? Listen? Not bloody likely :P

[ReiRei]

of course not...you're stubborn and bullheaded

[Keated]

whaddya expect... i'm a guy, AND a capricorn :P

[ReiRei]

*looks at him* oh great...no wonder we try to out do each other...I'm a capricorn as well...mmm, I'm not reviving you this time Keated...sorry *walks away from him* oh btw I've taken everything in the room and the other few rooms as well...everything is cleared out Keated...try to revive yourself now

[Keated]

hmm... luckily, i always carry a defibulator... you never know when it'll come in handy!

(*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzT!*)

CLEAR!


MUAAHAHA! I live!

[sXe_bill_cosby]

*runs in screaming missing 4 digits on my right hand* doc i need help quick. the rest of the fingers are in my pocket.

[Keated]

Ah... i'm no doctor, but i got a staple gun here... interested?

[ReiRei]

Fox: *looks at Keated and bites him again*

*can be heard over the PA system* Mwahahahaha!!! Keated, you've been bitten again and that contraption won't work again!!!

[sXe_bill_cosby]

ok the staple will work it just sucks when you refuse to pay a woman of the night and she shuts your fingers in the car door.

[Takeshi]

kill, kill, kill!
must kill that stupid shadow!
where are you?

[ReiRei]

*over PA system:* I'm hiding...Mwhahahaha...come find me, if you dare!!!

[Keated]

And this is exactly why i carry a SPARE difubulator...

(*uses defibulator, and uses electrical take to close the fox's mouth up*)

muahahahaha!

i guess we could put some electrical tape on the finger for good measure?

as for me, i'm off to find Dr. Death... or Dr. Pepper... whichever i run into first... (*picks up a battleaxe from nowhere*)

[Takeshi]

hmmm, ok.
ill look for rei, challenge her, then keated, then it will be my turn to run.
this could be fun!
*sneaks away*

[ReiRei]

Tiger: *bites keated all over causing him to drop the battleaxe*

PA System: Muhahahahahaha! She got you again Keated...thank you for putting the vixen out of her misery...scored one for you...anyways the only thng working that is mechanical here is the PA system...everthing else has been blowing up or it's too broke to fix...happy death Keated

[Takeshi]

*gets keated in the back*
whoo this is fun!

[Keated]

urk... luckily... i have this... (*crawls away, and injects self with 'insta-life', the formula guaranteed to return you to life, or your money back money back claims must be made in person and gets filled with colour and blood again*)

ah... that's better! ^_^

[Takeshi]

slice and dice!

[Takeshi]

oops.
...
....
.....
......
.......
........
cut myself instead.

[ReiRei]

PA System: Takeshi...you aren't suppose to hurt yourself...Keated I will find I way to keep you down...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA *turns off PA system*

[Takeshi]

keep me down?.......
i dont get it.

[ReiRei]

*turns PA back on* NOT you Takeshi...Keated!!!, if you can find I'll heal you *switches off the PA system*

[Takeshi]

ok.
*searches hallways*
hmm, woah!
one of keated's old robots. i wonder if it still functions...

[Keated]

(*purple russian lepre-... doctor, of short stature... walks past*)

Da. Zey are goot, viv zee Fusion engines, da?

(*walks off*)



Strange... i thought all the leprechauns left due to lack of funding?

[Takeshi]

wierd.
so, lets see if you still work...*flips on the robot*

[Keated]

(*robot runs into a wall, meanwhile...*)


Okay... gotta get supplies... where'd that vending machine go... (*looks up*) i've heard of a SWORD of damaclease before, but a vending machine? :?

[Takeshi]

wow! it works.
*evil grin*
ill bring it to rei!

[Keated]

Hmm... is that someone up there, with the vending machine on the rope, holding a... knife? :?

[ReiRei]

Gnome: *looks at Keated and laughs* Rei hired me on to help kill you!! *cuts the rops and laughs again* happy landing!!

[Blades Of Nightmare]

sweet

[Takeshi]

oh rei*comes up behind her*
heres a suprise!!!*throws keated robot on her*

[ReiRei]

*screams and beats the thing to pieces* I HATE robots!!! *looks at Takeshi* do you need help with your injuries?

[Takeshi]

nope.
im fine, just came to suprise ya!
*starts laughing*
you should have seen your face!

[ReiRei]

*glares at him and tackles him to the ground* if you aren't my dear Takeshi, you'll be hunted next *winks at him and gets off of him and runs through the hospital* Mwhahaha, find me if you dare!!

[Takeshi]

*struggles to talk*
ok, sorry.
*it was still funny*

[Keated]

phew... that was lucky... you wouldn't have thought he could miss from up there... maybe it's paralax?

or is that what paratroopers who need to do parapoopers take? :?

regardless... (*becomes a column of dust int he distance*)

[Takeshi]

ok, ill report the location of keated.

[ReiRei]

*smiles to herself and throws a small communication com downstairs at takeshi* This will help me know where he is

[Takeshi]

ok.
what should i do if he attacks?
run, or wait till you arrive?

[ReiRei]

use the com to let me know and do what you can until I get there

[Takeshi]

ooh, a stealth mission!
i love it!

[Keated]

(*walks along singing loudly and badly*)

tum-tee-tum, ain't gonna be sneak attacked, tum-tee-tum...

[Takeshi]

i see him, what do you want me to do next?

[ReiRei]

attack him!! do what you need to do to send him to his grave!!!

[Takeshi]

ok.
*appears behind keated*
i see you!
*attacks with sword*

[Keated]

(*dancing to music in his own head, manages to avoid the sword*)

hmmmhmmm... when death releases you from me, just dump my foul re-maaaaaiiiiiiinnnsss... on some nearby field, i don't deserve a graaaa-aaaave... When, you finalllllyyyyy get ridda me, just let my corpse decaaa-aaaay, UNBURRIED, i do not deserve the luxuary of a grave... hmmm hmm....

[ReiRei]

*covers her ears as she comes sneaking up quietly and quickly behind Keated and kicks him into Takeshi's sword* You sing horribly Keated..who taught you how to sing?

[Keated]

Sentenced ^_^

Ooooooooooooo-oooooo-ooooh... a coffin would be WAY too nice... ooooooo-ooooo-oooooo-OH! A see-though-plastic-bag will do just fine!

(*dies again*)

[ReiRei]

ewwww...you always have to have the last word don't you Keated? Takeshi will you help me with him?

[Takeshi]

arent you going to bring him back?

[Keated]

(*ish deadededed*)

[ReiRei]

maybe later but not right now...I want to see how he handles being dead...maybe he'll come back like Yajuu and if he does come back I'll make sure to give him a sex change ^^

[Seraphim]

*pokes keychan's dead body*

Oh no~!! My twin is dead~!! What ever shall I do??

*sees butterfly*

Ooh~~ Butterfly~~

*runs after butterfly*

[Keated]

(*as butterfly*)

wow! reincarnation r0x0rs!!!

Oh, Hi serrie! (*flies into a bug zapper*)

Ow... X_x

[Seraphim]

TT^TT Key-chan the butterfly died~~~

*starts picking petals off daisy*

He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated, No he won't, He'll be reincarnated...

[Keated]

ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...

guess which daisy i was reincarnated as T_T

[Seraphim]

Ah, crap. TT^TT

I killed my twin~!! I shall never forgive myself~!!

*jumps off high cliff overhanging the ocean*

[Keated]

(*A whale breaks her fall*)

it's not ALL downside i guess.... hee hee... want me to fire you up in the air, with the water? ^^