Alice's Advice Fun!

[PhantomAlice]

Hello there my pretties! It is the whimsical, magical, fantastical moment that I lend aid to my fellow man... beast... freak.... whatever! Yes, though I have the papers to prove my insanity, it is in insanity that all is clear.

But in all seriousness:

I am here to help in any way possible. I've always been known to give the best advice even though I've never followed it myself. I just guess because I don't follow it, I learn in the worst way possible. In this manner I send it on to those whom just may make the same mistake. I believe that when one has wisdom we are to spread it amongst all, far and wide.

Subjects I'm Quite Knowledgeable About:

~Drugs
~Romance/Relationships
~Rebellion
~Paranormal Stuff
~School Troubles
~Beliefs
~Sexuality
~Depression/Cutting
~Psychological Disorders
~Non-Inebriating Addictions
~Grief/Mourning

Don't ya see? I'm a freaking encyclopedia. Please, give me a chance to help you. Yes, I'm young but I've gone through more than I even believe. If you don't want help, that's your choice and the choices you make after that will be completely on you.

Remember, it doesn't matter how big or small the problem is. I'M GONNA DO WHAT I CAN, DAMNZES IT!

[The Guiltiest Gear]

what kinda paranormal stuff doyou know?

[Lady Vamp]

Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit/apparition?

[PhantomAlice]

Oh joy! Oh ABSOLUTE JOY!

Alright then, to both of you I give my thanks and of course my accompanying answer.

I've seen many apparitions, often physically and never with my third eye. Ever since I became involved with other "awoken" people, my own Kundalini is erupting and changing my perceptions.

Kundalini is the energy your chakras create. At a certain point you achieve enlightenment to a certain point. Not like that spoken by Buddhism and Hinduism. But a point of understanding through logical and spiritual means that cannot be explained by word of mouth but by emotion. Forgiveness comes easily no matter what the mistake, empathy can be tapped without effort and you can pick up on emotions within a room without even looking around, things become much more clear and easier to understand.

Apparitions/Ghosts/Spirits are attracted to growing or infant energies. These are the most wild and most likely to be exerted hap-hazardly which means you are throwing your energies out to nothingness and it just ends up fading out. Spirits feed off of any energy they can find. From electricity to batteries to our very auras. That energy that we give off is what draws them near. It is only until we learn to control it that we can choose when to feel or see the entities around us.

Some Creators of Kundalini Awakening:

Intense Passionate Love Erupting Within Minutes ~ i.e. love at first sight
Near Fatal Accident
Trauma To The Crown Chakra (forehead)

All these can create awakenings. Yoga is used to open these as well but some people are just much more perceptive of the entities.

^_^ Told ya I knew stuff!

[demon_knight]

do you believe in there being a completely different side to someone like theres another being within them from times long past?
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[PhantomAlice]

You should definitely check out my Paranormality thread. But this place is just as good as any.

As a constant writer, I take on the personality of a completely different person. Sometimes I wake up in the morning after a long session on my novel and read everything through. For some reason, I don't remember a damn thing. It drives me crazy because at times, I can never write as well as I was at that very moment. I think differently. And not in terms of my characters but as in I think as if I'm a totally different person.

I believe in past lives and I also believe they come up within us as we move through life. I've been told that I was once a shogun, a Hebrew slave, a Knight Templar, a priest, and a Egyptian Queen. For some reason, it all makes sense. I have no tie to religion yet I adore Catholicism and Judeaism. I have so much respect for it that many of my stories contain tales and folklore about them both. I am a strategist, a bit more refined than most without any childhood chiding, and I have an extreme sense of loyalty and justice. The person who told me about these lives had no previous knowledge of me.

Perhaps it was a trick but I truly believe that reincarnation is a strict possibility. We rise and rise and rise until we reach what is know as "Heaven". I don't necessarily believe that we become a cockroach if we're bad but karma does follow harshly behind us. We much go through with it all until we've paid out and can attain peace.

I had a hard childhood. In the sense that I just explained, I must have been quite a horrible person in the previous life before this.

In conclusion (I write too much, I know) I believe we are shaped by our past and our present. From lives we may never know about until our death.

THANK YOU GUYS! I SO APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST AND QUESTIONS!!!

[Montreal]

umm you are definitely taking this question thread in an entirely new direction. why do you think that is? lol

[PhantomAlice]

>.> I was wondering the same thing. Okay guys, "advice" is the key word here. *points to title* It's kind of in the name. If you have questions about the paranormal, go to the Paranormality thread. All is answered in a mystical magical way.... THROUGH TEXT!

Girls? Guys? Relationship Advice?

Drugs?

Mental Issues?

Emotional Issues?

Medical Help?

Alternative Medicine?

ANYTHING!?!

[Takai]

So we can't ask questions about -yourself- here? ;.; that's kind of how the question threads work ^^;

[PhantomAlice]

Hmm.... then I do believe a merge is in order. I'll give advice through answering questions about myself. Makes sense, eh? Yes. I truly think so. Alrighty then.... ASK AWAY!

[demon_knight]

lol, alright i suppose i will ask a question

what genre of movies interest you the most?
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[PhantomAlice]

I'm a particularly hard core horror fan. My favorite has to be the Exorcist simply because of the amazing work that was put into it as well as the time period it was released in. Never before had so many profanities been used in a movie nor had one been so intensely graphic. It really set the standard on the entire genre. Today's movies give me rile but not as badly as The Exorcist did.

Personal Faves:

One Missed Call ~ Well done, extremely suspenseful.
Halloween ~ Rob Zombie did this movie justice but nothing's like the original
Spirit, Death, Heart ~ Good Japanese horror film. A little corny but gets you paranoid by the end of it. That's always a good sign!

[Takai]

Have you seen 'Rose Flower, Red Lotus' a.k.a 'A Tale of Two Cities', a Korean psychological horror film?
It's one of my personal favorites.

[PhantomAlice]

I'm definitely going to have to look for that. Hmmm... sounds overly interesting. I love psychological movies. They tend to haunt me for days. I usually end up rethinking everything and looking at details all over again. I'm so gay for movies like that. ^_^

[Takai]

Me too. Even though I can't stomach those movies well.. as in they're on my mind for the longest time afterwards, but i just psychological stuff >3

Have you seen the anime Monster?

[PhantomAlice]

Sadly, I haven't. I've been out of the anime loop for years. The last anime I had the pleasure of watching with any psychological twist was Neon Genesis Evangelion. Plenty of Sigmund Freud dotted throughout the series so I understood but found it a bit confusing.

I'm definitely going to be putting my dusty Netflix account to use over the next few days.

[Takai]

You should absolutely check out Monster, especially since you love psychological stuff. I think it's a masterpiece really.

What was the last movie you've seen?

[PhantomAlice]

Last movie? Get Smart. Steve Carell did amazing as Maxwell Smart. I'm a huge fan of the original and have every season. So when I heard the movie was coming out I was a little skeptic. A few parts were a bit out of hand... the Chief wasn't ever that violent but it worked out in the end. I never thought Steve Carell could pull of slapstick but he did beautifully. Also made me realize he's a damn sexy man. lol.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

do you like white chocolate?

will you watch Rahxephon?

its unjustsly called an Evangelion clone but it goes a different direction >_>

[PhantomAlice]

I like white chocolate in moderation. I make this vanilla chocolate swirl bunt cake and slather dark and white chocolate all over it. It just seems to go perfectly together with a little raspberry sauce. >.>

F.Y.I: I used to want to be a pastry chef. I ish a dorkness.

And Rahxephon? I've heard bits and pieces about it from all those times I was on a plane and only had outdated Newtype mags to read. You tend to pick up on a few anime titles after staring at a page for hours on end. You guys are really giving me some good ideas as to what to waste my time on! And believe me, when I get to waste time it's a blessing! Always working and having no time to play just... sucks.

[Nyuu]

What is your favorite thing to cook?

[The Guiltiest Gear]

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[PhantomAlice]

Favorite thing to cook?

I'd have to say spice cake for sweets and spetzelle for actual food. Both fill the room with a wonderous aroma that tends to make people take notice. (Spetzelle is a common dish served in Germany with my family, Noodles and beef and gravy! YUM!)

Klondike bar?

Absolutely nothing. Those things tend to make me sick.

[frank]

Who are you, really?
.>.>
<.<.

[PhantomAlice]

o.O; Who am I?

I am Scarlette.
I am a enviromentalistic, anti-sport hunting, animal loving, chocolate mongering, poetry writing, love seeking, always forgiving, paranormal investigating, role playing, and unusually polite SPAZ MONKEY!

Just your average girl with burdens to bare and secret to share....

[Brian]

So... how many times should I date a girl before I invite her over for dinner and a movie? And if she says yes, what should I make, and what movie should we watch?

[PhantomAlice]

Most women in today's society find that a man that can cook is irresistable. Personally, so do I. Usually once you attain a third date, that signifies the moment in which they're coming to a higher level and not just a simple fling. Depending on the girl's tastes, both the food and the movies will be in the air. Ask her, be concerned, and do your best. ^_^ Trying tends to send a good message. Just don't try so hard you end up having an anuerism. >.>

[The Guiltiest Gear]

do you have any pets?

[frank]

o.O; Who am I?

I am Scarlette.
...
Just your average girl with burdens to bare and secret to share....

I'm surprised you didn't tell us "burdens to share and secret to bare." lol Just teasing. ^^

Do you have any advice for me? :thi:

[PhantomAlice]

#1. I DO HAVE PETS! One is my turtle-shell kitty Mushi or Mush-kins. She's psychotic... I guess I rubbed off on her a bit too much. And the second is the newest addition to my family. A little black and white cockerspaniel/mutt we found in an oil field. She was nothing but bones but now little Suzy Q is a bouncing little barker. SO CUTE! Damn... I have competition.

#2. Frank... you? Needing advice? On that? But you = GOD! Dear oh dear....

[frank]

LOL

I'm not sure I understood it, but thanks. ^^

:D