Funny Questions

[White Mage]

You know about Funny Questions right?

If not, they are just a bunch of questions that ask about things that are literal...

They really make you think...
Some are hilarous too!!!

So, post as many as you know or have heard!!!

[White Mage]

Heres some funny questions!!!




If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[Keated]

lol, interesting, definately interesting... i remember 1 thing i thought in History, when we were learning about WW2, Germany...

Are Nazis in the Cabinet like Skeletons in the Closet?

[White Mage]

LOL....

Good one Keat!!!

[Keated]

lol, wrote that as a note to myself on one set of my history notes... lol

[ILuvHyde]

are you richard simmons best friend richard simmons?

[White Mage]

Thats a little weird NS...

[Shippo]

Wasnt that from Family guy?

[ILuvHyde]

yeah...that was a funni episodeXD........heres another one:
is your refridgerator ruunning? cause of it is...it runs just like you...very homosexually.XD

[Shippo]

Hahahahaha nice

[Watari]

Those are pretty funny..and Family Guy is a good show!!

[ZERO]

truly funny question lol

[Seraphim]

If something is complete, then it's called a whole. If something has a hole, then it's not complete.

[Silver Winchester]

funny i don't know why love is blind

[Silver Winchester]

what do you call a woman who can't cook? (hint: from family guy)

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Did you know that desserts is stressed spelt backwards? :P

[Mac]

lol I never noticed that before

XD

[queenmisha1991]

I've got a couple: (plz don't take the 2nd one offensive)

If the plural form of goose is geese, why isn't the plural form of mouse meese?

If a nig*er is a Negro why isn't a chigger a Chegro?

Probably not as funny, but they make me chuckle!

[kamika yura]

lol,thanks White Mage
whats the white thing is flying?
its an cat which was kicked
and whats the black thing is flying?
its a bird was kiding whith the cat

[Final Heart]

he he he he
really Funny Questions