learning the teachings of buddha(sanzos style)

[ILuvHyde]

http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=371

this shrine will teach you the proper(his way) ways of being a preist or monk in sanzos way^,^. in this temple, girls or guys are allow(in the real life the women can't be monks) but the hell with it..... :lol: so who wants to learn how to be a buddhist priest (genzo sanzos style)?

[ReiRei]

I do

[ILuvHyde]

*enters sanzo* you're lucky that you're my first student.......in my temple you don't need a stupid bible and stupid christainity*nenene:please forgive his smart mouth^,^;....thats how he really is* there are some rules*his rules^,^*
1. in my temple....you don't shave your head
2. you can smoke, drink, cuse, and say gods name in vein.
3. you can eat meat.
4. but you do have to wear robes.
5. you can even have a weapon. guns, swords, holy magic....any weapon that doen't destroy my temple.

if anyone esle join my temple....you goku dummi and a paperfan....you can practice hitting the stupid ppl.....thats all i can tell you until someone esle comes. and at the end you will be given a scripture which will have your name new tittle sanzo*everbodies first names will be different* examples*kouryuu sanzo, kozen sanzo and of me genzo sanzo* what this means is that you're going to be a sanzo once you graduate. well that all i will say till someone esle comes.

[ReiRei]

that works for me *sits and waits for someone else*

[Jing Ragnarok]

I'll join! It'll be fun to become a monk like Sanzo. What do I do first?

[Lady Sano]

umm... may i join you?


*hiya Jing, Rei! ^^*

[ReiRei]

*looks over at LS and Jing* hiya, I'm just awaiting further instructions

[Lady Sano]

well then, i guess i am too! ^^

[ILuvHyde]

to become like me.....you must have a strong spirit and mind...and of course smart.

[Lady Sano]

TT, *sigh* count me out. im DEFINATELY NOT smart.

[ReiRei]

*looks over* this is a good way to get smarter...I'm pretty smart though but I'm ready to learn

[Lady Sano]

ill stay until someone tells me im too stupid.

[ILuvHyde]

*smacks her in the head with a paperfan*.....first you must know the scriptures of buddha.
i will give each of you a scroll with a qoute on it....yes all of your qoutes are the same....this qoute from the scriptures of buddha:
"when you the buddha, you kill the buddha"
"when you meet your father, you kill your father"
"free of everything, you are bound by nothing"
"live the life that given"

now......we will meditate under the waterfall. this will help your mind get stronger.

[ReiRei]

*looks up and nods* hai,I understand

[Jing Ragnarok]

I might not be a genius, but I believe I'm smart enough.
*Begins to meditate under waterfall*

[Lady Sano]

@_@

hai!
im coming...

*confused*

[Lady Sano]

okies... i, im gunna leave now.

*exit, stage left*

[ILuvHyde]

.....oh well...guess she couldn't take it...i guess we shall move on...

[ReiRei]

*nods* yes we shall

[Jing Ragnarok]

Alright what next?