Funny joke

[Hitokiri Battousai]

Two guys are out camping in the woods. One of the guys gets his ***** bitten by a venomous snake. The other guy calls up the poison center and asks what can be done about the snake bite. The person says the only way his friend can survive is if he sucks the venom out. The guy gets off the phone and his friends asks "What did they say?"

"You're gonna die."

[Keated]

rofl! nice one... but y'know, somehow, i think that'd be my reply too :swe:

[Zelda]

lol that was funny.^_^ And yeah, that'd be my answer. O.o;

[Feral]

lol that was funny.^_^ And yeah, that'd be my answer. O.o;

Well....2 reasons why i WOULDN'T suck his *****.

1: Im not Gay
2: I dont want my mouth to be poisoned....

--Lain--

[Keated]

lol that was funny.^_^ And yeah, that'd be my answer. O.o;

Well....2 reasons why i WOULDN'T suck his p*nis.

1: Im not Gay
2: I dont want my mouth to be poisoned....

--Lain--

rofl, when you suck poison from a wound, you don't swallow it, you'd spit it, and then i'd probably rinse my mouth out, a LOT, to avoid any trace of the venom... oh well... and that would be if it was elsewhere... the feet'd be pretty nasty too :? all cheesy :?

[SaiYuki]

ahaha that was funny! I heard a similar one about that too.But just about the guys butt.

[>Liquíd<]

lol that was funny.^_^ And yeah, that'd be my answer. O.o;

Well....2 reasons why i WOULDN'T suck his p*nis.

1: Im not Gay
2: I dont want my mouth to be poisoned....

--Lain--

rofl, when you suck poison from a wound, you don't swallow it, you'd spit it, and then i'd probably rinse my mouth out, a LOT, to avoid any trace of the venom... oh well... and that would be if it was elsewhere... the feet'd be pretty nasty too :? all cheesy :?

Better remind that to some girls, just in case they have a different natural reaction. :lol:

[Sei Akujin]

ROFLMAO that is great! I would tell him:

Buddy you gonna die....they can't save ya.

[Mac]

Despite it's content ...... that was funneh!!!

[Kawaii Shuichi]

That is hilarious!
I'm of the female gender and that would still be my answer as well!

[Blades Of Nightmare]

sweet

[ZERO]

lol that was great