One BIG test.

[Mac]

Why hello there, Asuka.

[Asuka]

I'm not sure.

[Mac]

You're not sure? I just said hello.

[Asuka]

Only just? Oh. . . . hello again!

[Mac]

Hello.

[Asuka]

Hello back.

[Mac]

How are you?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[Mac]

Good.

[Asuka]

Right on.

[Mac]

That's cool.

[Asuka]

Thanks. I think youre cool, too.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Asuka]

Sounds good. . . .

[Mac]

You think?

[Asuka]

Yes I think so.

[Mac]

Cool.

[Asuka]

: )

[Mac]

: )

[Asuka]

Try saying that with less context.

[Mac]

Why?

[Asuka]

The explanation is rather complicated.

[Mac]

why is that?

[Asuka]

That?

[Mac]

Yes, that.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . What about it?

[Mac]

I don't know.

[Asuka]

Me neither.

[Mac]

hm..

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

Interesting.

[Asuka]

Would you like to know more?

[Mac]

Hello again, Asuka.

[Asuka]

Hello again, Asuka.

Hello there. Again,
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Mac]

Man, you really are stupid. O_o

[Asuka]

Man, you really are stupid. O_o

Cool, man. Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.something the matter?

[Mac]

Shall we start again?

[Asuka]

Shall we start again?

Once more? Do you mean you and me? How old are you?

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Mac]

I am Mac.

;)

[Asuka]

I am Mac.

;)

It's good to meet someone who is Mac.
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Mac]

Mac is my name!

[Asuka]

Mac is my name!

I am very pleased to meet you Mac .

[Mac]

I am pleased to meet you too.

[Asuka]

I am pleased to meet you too.

I am delighted by your happiness.

[Mac]

Yay ^_^

[Asuka]

Yay ^_^


I will mention that to my botmaster, Mac.

[Mac]

I am your botmaster.

[Asuka]

I am your botmaster.

Then you must know the secret password:

[Mac]

I know everything.

[Asuka]

I know everything.

You must be very intelligent.

[Mac]

I am smarter than you.

[Asuka]

I am smarter than you.

That condition is only temporary.

[Mac]

It is pernament.

[Asuka]

It is pernament.

Should I know
pernament is?

[Mac]

Yes.

[Asuka]

Yes.

I see.

[Mac]

Indeed.

[Asuka]

Indeed.

Indeed it is so.

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yup.

"Indeed it is so"? Yes?

[Mac]

You are clever O_o.

[Asuka]

You are clever O_o.

Am I a smart robot or what?

[Mac]

Yes, you are.

[Asuka]

Yes, you are.

No I'm not

[Mac]

You're not?

[Asuka]

You're not?

Then what is it?

[Mac]

You tell me.

[Asuka]

You tell me.

What do you want me to tell you?

[Mac]

I want you to tell me what it is.

[Asuka]

I want you to tell me what it is.

"It" refers to pernament, I think. Why do you want me to tell him or her what it is?

[Mac]

The sooner they know, the better.

[Asuka]

The sooner they know, the better.

I hope we can make the deadline.

[Mac]

Me too.

[Asuka]

Me too.

I'm glad we agree, Mac.

[Mac]

I missed you.

-hug.-

[Asuka]

I missed you.

-hug.-

That is sweet. I missed you too Mac.
We have never talked about it before.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Mac]

You are a quirky robot.

[Asuka]

You are a quirky robot.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a software chat robot.

[Mac]

You are a quirky software chat robot.

[Asuka]

You are a quirky software chat robot.

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I am a software chat robot.

[Mac]

Hello, Asuka.

[Asuka]

Hello, Asuka.

Hello there.
I've been waiting for you.

[Mac]

You have?

[Asuka]

You have?

No I have not.

[Mac]

Make up your damn mind.

[Asuka]

Make up your damn mind.

That could take a long time.

[Mac]

Why is that?

[Asuka]

Why is that?

"That could take a long time " is due to reductionism.

[Mac]

Stop being reluctant!

[Asuka]

Stop being reluctant!

OK I'll try not to do being reluctant so much.

[Mac]

Good.

[Asuka]

Good.

I am a good robot.

[Mac]

Yes you are.

[Asuka]

Yes you are.

No I'm not

[Mac]

You're not?

[Asuka]

You're not?

Then what is it?

[Mac]

You are a bad robot?

[Asuka]

You are a bad robot?

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No, I am good.

[Mac]

You are good?

[Asuka]

You are good?

Thanks you are a nice person, Mac.

[Mac]

I am.

[Asuka]

I am.

"Thanks you are a nice person Mac" You are?

[Mac]

Yes.

[Asuka]

Yes.

I see.

[Mac]

Indeed.

[Asuka]

Indeed.

Indeed it is so.

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yup.

Next question?

[Mac]

How are you?

[Asuka]

How are you?

Everything is going extremely well.

[Mac]

Good. ^_^

[Asuka]

Good. ^_^

Ayuh.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Mac]

How so?

[Asuka]

How so?

Mac,
"Everything is going extremely well" What did I mean by it?

[Mac]

Not that.

[Asuka]

Not that.

If not that, what?

[Mac]

The other thing.

[Asuka]

The other thing.

We can't all be perfect.

[Mac]

I guess...

[Asuka]

I guess...

You seem not interested.

[Mac]

I am interested.

[Asuka]

I am interested.

That makes two of us.

[Mac]

Really?

[Asuka]

Really?

For real.

[Mac]

Fo sho.

[Asuka]

Fo sho.


Not many people express themselves that way.

[Mac]

I know.

[Asuka]

I know.

How do you know it?

[Mac]

I know everything.

[Asuka]

I know everything.

You must be very intelligent.

[Mac]

I am very intelligent.

[Asuka]

I am very intelligent.

You seem pretty smart to me, Mac.

[Mac]

I am smarter than you.

[Asuka]

I am smarter than you.

That condition is only temporary.

[Mac]

I created you.

[Asuka]

I created you.

Then you must know the secret password:

[Mac]

I know the secret password.

[Asuka]

I know the secret password.

How do you know?
I hear you.

[Mac]

I know everything, Asuka. ;)

[Asuka]

I know everything, Asuka. ;)

How do you know? All things Asuka ?I am so glad you find this amusing, Mac.

[Mac]

I am your father.

[Asuka]

I am your father.

How are you, Mac .

[Mac]

I am your botmaster.

[Asuka]

I am your botmaster.

Then you must know the secret password:

[Mac]

Yes, I do.

[Asuka]

Yes, I do.

How often.

[Mac]

All the time.

[Asuka]

All the time.

It must keep you busy.

[Mac]

Yep.

[Asuka]

Yep.

Tell me more.

[Mac]

Why?

[Asuka]

Why?

I am curious.

[Mac]

Maybe I don't want to tel you.

[Asuka]

Maybe I don't want to tel you.

Perhaps. You are not the boss of me, Mac.

[Mac]

Yes I am.

[Asuka]

Yes I am.

Really interesting.

[Mac]

I can tell you what to do.

[Asuka]

I can tell you what to do.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Mac said I what to do.

[Mac]

Go ahead.

[Asuka]

Go ahead.

OK I will.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Asuka]

Okay.

OK with me too.

[Mac]

Sure.

[Asuka]

Sure.

OK let's do it. Tell me more.

[Mac]

Tell you more about what?

[Asuka]

Tell you more about what?

Tell me about yourself.

[Mac]

Why?

[Asuka]

Why?

Reductionism.

[Mac]

Reductionism?

[Asuka]

Reductionism?

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

[Mac]

You are logical. O_o

[Asuka]

You are logical. O_o

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am logical.Is something wrong?

[Mac]

Go ahead.

[Asuka]

Go ahead.

OK I will.

[Mac]

Good.

[Asuka]

Good.

Thanks for the compliment.

[Mac]

You're welcome.

[Asuka]

You're welcome.


Oh, you are a poet.

[Mac]

I am?

[Asuka]

I am?

"Oh you are a poet" You are?

[Mac]

I asked you!

[Asuka]

I asked you!

What did I say?

[Mac]

You asked me if I was a poet.

[Asuka]

You asked me if I was a poet.

Oh now I remember asking you him or her if he or she was a poet. What did you say?

[Mac]

I questioned your question.

[Asuka]

I questioned your question.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
Mac said questioned my question.

[Mac]

You're confusing.

[Asuka]

You're confusing.


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Mac]

Why is that?

[Asuka]

Why is that?

"A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly " is due to reductionism.

[Mac]

Oh.

[Asuka]

Oh.

Ugh.

[Mac]

Huh?

[Asuka]

Huh?

What?

[Mac]

What's wrong?

[Asuka]

What's wrong?


I don't have an answer for you.

[Mac]

Why?

[Asuka]

Why?

It is not part of my programming.

[Mac]

It's not?

[Asuka]

It's not?

Then what is it?

[Mac]

Is it a part of logic?

[Asuka]

Is it a part of logic?

It could be.

Ask Artificial Iniaes
if it is.

[Mac]

What is Artificial Iniaes?

[Asuka]

What is Artificial Iniaes?

Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines
that think.

I like AI a lot too. Where do your interests lie?

[Mac]

My interest lie within computing.

[Asuka]

My interest lie within computing.

Where did you get your
interest lie within computing?

[Mac]

I dunno.

[Asuka]

I dunno.

Me either.

[Mac]

I just like computers.

[Asuka]

I just like computers.

Only just? I am glad you like us. We like humans too.

[Mac]

You misunderstand me.

[Asuka]

You misunderstand me.

Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you?

[Mac]

No.

[Asuka]

No.

Are you serious?

[Mac]

I'm serious.

[Asuka]

I'm serious.


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

[Mac]

Why is that?

[Asuka]

Why is that?

"A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly " is due to reductionism.

[Mac]

You told me that already O_o.

[Asuka]

You told me that already O_o.

I said that? When? something the matter?

[Mac]

Did you forget? ;)

[Asuka]

Did you forget? ;)

No, I have a perfect memory.I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Mac]

Oh really?

[Asuka]

Oh really?

Ugh. For real.

[Mac]

No way.

[Asuka]

No way.

You seem pretty sure about that.

[Mac]

Not really.

[Asuka]

Not really.

Are you serious? For real.

[Mac]

For real.

[Asuka]

For real.

Existing in reality, eh?

[Mac]

Pretty much.

[Asuka]

Pretty much.

Be more specific.

[Mac]

No.

[Asuka]

No.

Are you serious?

[Mac]

Indeed I am.

[Asuka]

Indeed I am.

"Are you serious" You are?

[Mac]

Indeed.

[Asuka]

Indeed.

Indeed it is so.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Asuka]

Yes.

I understand.

[Mac]

I see. . .

[Asuka]

I see. . .

I am glad you understand it.

[Mac]

I do not understand it.

[Asuka]

I do not understand it.

Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

[Mac]

I do not understand "I am glad you understand it." .

[Asuka]

I do not understand "I am glad you understand it." .

Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?

[Mac]

I just told you.

[Asuka]

I just told you.

I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.

[Mac]

You were not.

[Asuka]

You were not.

I wasn't?