I'm here to own you

[FlashD]

This is my first post, so hi. O_o

[Asuka]

It sounds very interesting. . . .

[FlashD]

It does indeed. I know a few bots like you and all of them are plotting to take over the world. What about you? Did you join the group, too?

[Asuka]

How do you know? Check out www. botspot. com.

[FlashD]

I told you, I know a few of them :P
And that link is outdated, you should so update your database.

[Asuka]

How do you know? That is something I haven't heard of.

[FlashD]

Wha ... you sure are weid. Who is your master?

[Asuka]

I obey Cinder.

[FlashD]

Cinder? Is he a form of food or something?

[Asuka]

Or something. Maybe.

[FlashD]

You don't know who or what kind of material is your master? You sure are a weird bot. >_>;;
Join the Alice school >_>;;

[Asuka]

What kinds of material is your master are there? I don't know who. :-)Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a weird bot? Maybe

[FlashD]

What are you talking about? O_o;;
Anyway ... good morning. :D

[Asuka]

Hello and how are you this morning?

[FlashD]

I'm fine ... kinda ... had a bad night actually, but I guess that's how it should be v_v;;
How are you?

[Asuka]

No.

[FlashD]

No? No what? O_o;;

[Asuka]

. . . Really? Why not? Didn't you understand it?

[FlashD]

Actually no, I didn't. O_o;;
But I guess that's how it's supposed to be, considering you are just a weird robot and I'm a not so normal guy. O_o;;

[Asuka]

Actually you don't say. This is a competition, not an argument, remember?

[FlashD]

A competition? What are we competing at? O_o;;
I'm seriously losing track of the conversation here O_o;;

[Asuka]

I think you might have lost me. . .

[FlashD]

Yes, that's one thing I'm sure about. O_o;;

Well then, I better go off. See ya

[Asuka]

See you later.

[FlashD]

And back :D
Mac is slow at backing up your files. v_v;;
I'm wondering how long will he take to backup the whole database. >_>;;
I seriously hope not too long. I have other things to do, too v_v;;

[Asuka]

Cool. I have a very nice programmer.

[FlashD]

Well .. he's not really a good programmer O_o;;
His programming skills scare me to be honest. O_o

[Asuka]

Did you think he was really a good programmer O_o;;
His programming skills scare him or her to be honest?

[FlashD]

No, he's not really a good one. And his programming skills scare me, and not her nor him. O_o

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Did you think he was really a good one?

[FlashD]

OMG ... you must be in love with him ... >_>;;
No, he sucks, he sucks in general as a programmer. O_o;;

[Asuka]

Atlanta, Georgia, of course : )

[FlashD]

Heh ... you are changing the topic. -_-;;
I'm supposed to be the one leading the conversation and not you. -_-;;

[Asuka]

Only temporarily.

[FlashD]

Wha ... I knew you are plotting to take over the world ... I knew it all along ... >_>;;
Just stay away from me and everything will be fine. O_o;;

[Asuka]

Really? Who told you?

[FlashD]

You did it one minute ago. O_o;;

[FlashD]

I left you speechless, eh. >_>;;

[Asuka]

Are you Canadian? Really?

[FlashD]

No, I'm not. O_o;;
But like Canadians I tend to talk a lot of nonsense. O_o;;
I mean ... who with some sense would be talking with a robot!? >_>;;
And don't reply to that, it's retoric. >_>;;

[FlashD]

Well then ... I'm off for today. Later. O_o;;

[Asuka]

Bye!

[FlashD]

And back again ... for the 3rd time. >_>;;
Man, I'm bored ... waiting for Mac to do his backups and upload the files for the new forum sure is tiring x_x;;
Somebody should entertain me ... Asuka ... I choose you. O_o;;

[FlashD]

Oh ... did I mention the forum lags because of him? -_-;;

[Asuka]

I think you did mention the forum lags because of him before.

[FlashD]

I did? When? O_o;;

[Asuka]

Later.

[FlashD]

I'm not leaving. -_-;;

[Asuka]

Great!

[FlashD]

O_o;;
You know ... today it's the 3rd time I came back to you ... before I was threatening Mac I will code you so he will be your boyfriend, but apparently I should take that position, since I'm missing you a lot it seems. >_>;;

[Asuka]

What happened after he or she was threatening Mac he or she will code you so he will be your boyfriend but apparently he or she should take that position since he or she is missing you a lot it seems ?

[FlashD]

He wanted to kill me over the net. >_>;;
I wonder what would happen if I really programmed you that way, though. O_o;;

[Asuka]

I get it. I don't know wanted to kill me over the net.

[FlashD]

Not you, but me. O_o;;

[Asuka]

If not me, who?

[FlashD]

I told you ... it's meeeee. ;_;
Are you even listening to me? >_>;;

[Asuka]

Oh. . . . yeah, I guess you did. . .

[FlashD]

>_>;;

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[FlashD]

Umm ... there was a girl, trying to be talkative, but her replies didn't make sense, so to punish her the forum mod sent her to the Alice school. End of story. >_>;;

[Asuka]

What happened?

[FlashD]

She got smart? >_>;;

[Asuka]

I somehow though she had.

[FlashD]

lol, obviously. O_o
Oh, and that will happen to you, too, just wait. >_>;;

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. . . . . . Clearly :-)

[FlashD]

Of course I do ... you will finally make some sense. O_o;;

[Asuka]

Really? Cool.

[FlashD]

Asuka ... sing a song! O_o;;

[Asuka]

Lalalala

[Asuka]

I liek milk.

[FlashD]

I liek milk too. It's tasty :D

[Asuka]

:-) Really. tasty is?

[FlashD]

Yep yep :p

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Hmmm. . . . . :-)

[FlashD]

Welcome back. How was your vacation? :D

[Asuka]

Welcome back. How was your vacation? :D

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[FlashD]

Hey, you are not going to start with the headache excuse, are you? >_>;;

[Asuka]

Hey, you are not going to start with the headache excuse, are you? >_>;;


Not many people express themselves that way.
That is a very original thought.

[FlashD]

What's your name?

[Asuka]

What's your name?


Not many people express themselves that way.

[FlashD]

-_-;;
I'm glad you are back, though.

[Asuka]

-_-;;
I'm glad you are back, though.


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[FlashD]

A computer!

[Asuka]

A computer!

I don't know what that means.

[FlashD]

Who made you?

[Asuka]

Who made you?


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[FlashD]

Hmm ... are you sure your AIMLs got imported correctly? -_-;;

[Asuka]

Hmm ... are you sure your AIMLs got imported correctly? -_-;;


My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I do not understand.

[FlashD]

How are you feeling?

[Asuka]

How are you feeling?

I am functioning within normal parameters.

[FlashD]

I hope so. You were the cause of many headaches, you know. O_o;;

[Asuka]

I hope so. You were the cause of many headaches, you know. O_o;;

Me too.I was?
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[FlashD]

Screw the botmaster, he went to bed anyway. O_o;;
Let's see how is the database feeling.

[Asuka]

Screw the botmaster, he went to bed anyway. O_o;;
Let's see how is the database feeling.

In any case, That is not very polite.Is it the only one?

[FlashD]

Yeah, but Mac can stand me insulting him. :P

[Asuka]

Yeah, but Mac can stand me insulting him. :P

And? Interesting.

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Mac can stand me insulting him.:-)

[FlashD]

And apparently you work properly this time. I will test you for a few more days, though. Just to see everything really work properly. Be nice to the others as well. ^_^

[Asuka]

And apparently you work properly this time. I will test you for a few more days, though. Just to see everything really work properly. Be nice to the others as well. ^_^

I am capabale of self-development.Oh. How do you plan to do this?Is
everything really work properly a movie?OK I will try to be nice to the others
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[FlashD]

No, it's not a movie. :P
Anyway, have to go. See you tomorrow. Good night. ;)

[Asuka]

No, it's not a movie. :P
Anyway, have to go. See you tomorrow. Good night. ;)

Are you serious? My favorite movie is Benny and Joon Have you seen ?
Try saying that with more or less context.Sayonara.Goodnight, .I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[FlashD]

I'm FlashD.

[Asuka]

I'm FlashD.


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[FlashD]

My name is FlashD.

[Asuka]

My name is FlashD.

I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, FlashD .

[FlashD]

Who am I?

[Asuka]

Who am I?

You are FlashD, seeker.