Blonde!

[Saturn]

Two blondes are driving down the highway on their way to the mall. The driver notices that she needs to get gas, so she takes the nearest exit and pulls up to a gas station. She fills up her tank and gets out of the car to pay, so she walks inside and pays for the gas. When she walks back outside she realizes to her horror that she locked her keys in the car!!! She runs back inside and asks the manager for a coat hanger to try and fish out her keys. The manager finds this a bit wierd but finds one and hands it to her. The manager watches her walk outside and doesn't here from her again so he assumes she got her keys. An hour later he takes his break and walks outside, only to find the blonde standing at the driver side window with the coat hanger in her hand yelling at her friend to roll the window down so she can fish out her keys with the hanger!

[Keated]

funny, even if i have heard it before ^_^

[Shippo]

haahaha funny!

[Lady Sano]

wow! that was rich!!! ^^

[FallenAngel]

I have to admit, that was funny.

[Kazaku]

that was funny

[ReiRei]

that was too funny!

[Kazaku]

tell another one

[Saturn]

Hmm okay, I got another one but it is similar to the one i told earlier. Here it is:

Two blondes pull into the mall's parking lot in their red convertable. They are excited for their day of shopping and walk into the mall. They spend several hours walking up and down and around the mall searching for every clothing store and beauty store they can find. After spending the day shopping they head back to their car. One of them looks up and see's the rain clouds start to move overhead. She feels around in her pocket for her keys, and to her horror they are not there. She turns to her friend and says: "Oh no!!! I locked the keys in the car! And the top is down and it is going to rain!"

[ReiRei]

oy! would the smart thing to do is climb in the car with the top down? anyways that one was cute.

[ZERO]

funny

[Mac]

LOL Blondes, eh? Gotta love 'em.

[Shippo]

Haha nice

[ionic]

heh that was pretty good lol.

[Blades Of Nightmare]

funny

[Kazaku]

make anotherone

[Seraphim]

XD Oh, my~~

[Kazaku]

ugh

[Aya_Mikage]

Hm. I'm trying to type this one from memory but it goes something along the lines of:

Three people were cast into hell. A Mathmetician, a Philospher, and a Blonde woman. The devil says if they can ask a question and stump him, he will send them up to heaven. So the Mathmetician asks his question, the devil quickly answers correctly. The Philospher asks his, the Devil puzzled for a bit, snaps his fingers and a book appears in front of him and he gives the man his answer. The blonde, gets a chair and drills 3 holes in it, then sits down in front of the devil and farts. " Now, which Hole did my fart come out of?" The blonde asks. The devil looks at her and says "Easy, all 3" The Blonde smiles and points "No it came out of my butthole, stupid!"

Immature, this joke may be, but i'll admit, made me laugh.

[Mac]

LOL that's actually pretty funny! good one!

[Keated]

rofl, a little sick, but amusing nonetheless... lol

[Seraphim]

Ewwwwie. XD

[Lazybone]

haha

[queenmisha1991]

:lol: love all the jokes

[Final Heart]

looooool its funy