The Zuk Show!

[ILuvHyde]

i've decided to do a fan fic finally. my fan fic is going to be my own talkshow where i talk to different anime characters bout their life and their problems(this is my version of the maury show.) i am also going to have a torture chamber where when anime characters start to lose control and the characters i can't stand. i will also be doing handlecap(cripple,missing arm,leg,eye,etc,etc). and the show was taped in front of a live studio audience. the host is of course me, twilight suzuka.
well here she is..... twilight suzuka.
*i enter* waves :D
*audience cheering and clapping* :cheers:
zuk(me): hehehe. ok. thank u, thank u*talking to the audience* its the first day of my talkshow* today we are going to talk to some of the amazing people that would actually sacrifice their life for another. and some of the eviliest villians. ok...our first guest is an outlaw, HE'S HOT, HE'S COOL, HE IS ALSO THE PILOT OF THE XGP15A-ll(outlaw star)....IT'S GENE STARWIND.
*gene enter* fangirls start to scream*
gene:*waves* i never knew you wanted your own talkshow.
zuk: yeah sure :sta: ....so gene....um ....so why are you here today.
gene: i heard you had your own talkshow, so i guessed, what the hell....might as well be on it since we do know each. :wink:
zuk: gene you still haven't mature since i left have you......still have that same child within you.
gene: what are you talking bout. i'm mature. just like to have fun. :wink: zuk: whatever.....so do you have anything interesting to say that is worth listening from a child.
gene: all the ladies out heres my number :wink: *its 1-800-starwind-&-hawking-enterpises (companies phonenumber)
zuk: :stre: this is not a dating show. just leave before i kill you.
gene: :swe: alman. *leaves to back stage*
zuk: ok...our next guest is the evil villian naraku....man...send em out here.
audience:*boooooo*
naraku: stutup you stupid humans!
zuk: gets ready to put him in the torture.*pulls the switch, naraku falls into the floor*
naraku: what the hell?......where am i? *some dudes in black capes and hoods walk in*
dibs: naraku, you are fixing to have a painful death.
naraku: no wait what are you doing?
zuk: *watching to see what is happening through hidden cameras*talking to the audience* its so dark i can't even see a thing that is going on
it was a mystery of what happen to naraku during the show*
*actually he got beheaded*
well thats the first part of my fan fic. sooo what does every body think?

[ILuvHyde]

2 part of my fan fic.
zuk: now were back. our next guest is the king of games yami yugi
yugi:*enter*
audience* screams...claps*
yugi: it is an hhhohohohohonor to bbebebe on your shshsow! its time to dudududuuel!
zuk: uhhhh....oook.
yugi: i can't help it....when i talk i sstststststart to dodododo to stutter sound when i ttttttalllllk. you know like the part in the theme song where i go its time to dududududududuel!
zuk: doodoo..heeheeoh sorry what did you say?(making fun of him) :lol:
yugi: its time to dududududududduel!
zuk:maybe after the show. so when did you start the habit of stuttering when you talk.
yugi:right after that ddadadadadadadaamn creator made that thththtghtheeeeemmmeeeeeme song and after i beatededededed marik it started to get wwwwwwwooooorse.
zuk: mmmmmm...i see, and kaiba must have the had habit of saying i will get your egyptain god card yugi!
yugi:yyyessss......i won all the eeeegyptian god cardssss. he ggggoooeesss to my wwwiinddow at night and yyyeeellls i will gettt ypur eygptain god cards yyyyyuugii!
zuk: man that bad. you kids need help big time. have you tried quitting duel monster.
yugi: nnnnnooo!
zuk: you should....um...tried that. stop play duel monsters.
yugi: i can't. i wiilll never solve the sseecret iiinnside tthe pppuzzle.
zuk: why don't try playing pokemon.
yugi: areee yoou cccrcrcrcrazy. were iinnn compeitition.
zuk: well try playing a normal card game like go fish.
yugi: ookkk. i havvn't tried gggooo fiish. thankkk youu. how do yyoou pllay that.
zuk:*shruggs* (don't feel like explaining it.)
yugi: i am going toooo ggoo ppplayed ggogogogogogoogfifiifish.
zuk:ok....that was the weird problem i ever heard. ok...the next guest is......oh your buddha......genjo sanzo*,*
*enters sanzo*
zuk: oh your god,oh yor god,oh your god!!! :shake:
sanzo: :sta: ......
zuk: i can't believe its really.... oh hail to the holy priest sanzo! :master:
sanzo: :swe2: ......
zuk: so why are you here? is it the goku?
sanzo: yes i put him in a cage cause he doesn't know how to keep his damn month shut.i was so close to shoot that stupid chimp! :stre:
zuk: :swe: well ummm......try given him rilddleian or adderall. im sure that will make him bored or calm for a long time.
sanzo: thanks for the tip. i also put gojyo in a cage cause he and monkey boy doesn't know how t o act like grown men.
zuk: :swe: um....well their fights are entertaining and funny. but don't you think putting gojyo in a cage is going a little overboard.
sanzo: no.... i think they get what they deserve.
zuk: you can at least let gojyo go. hes human. well....half human. he might be a little crowded in the cage. thats not good. let em go for me. pretty please!
sanzo:do i have to?
zuk: ^^ yep!
sanzo: errr......okkk.
zuk: yay! hugs sanzo. :mrgreen:
sanzo: :sta:
zuk:*still hugging sanzo* :mrgreen:
sanzo:you can let go now.
zuk: you're like a teddy bear....i can't let go.
sanzo: walks off stage *i'm still hanging on*^^
that it for part 2....*think toself* hopefully someone would answer it this time.*

[Sei Akujin]

That was gold.........and then it went platnum...............lmao........................ ....interview...................uhhhhhh........... ...Legato............next.....just a suggestion...............don't kill me

[Hiryuu Megami23]

That was better than Platinum!!! Oh, do sesshoumaru-sama and Jyaken next!! I wanna see the little goblin get stepped on.....Or...Kagome and Inuyasha......just suggestions, but I'm sure you'll have some that are equally as funny!

[ILuvHyde]

back to the show
zuk: next up is an evil villlian, legato
*enter legato*
*hes making the audience clap weirdly*
audience:*clap-clap-clap-clap*
legato: you will all soon experience eternal pain and suffering
zuk: :swe: moves far away from him
legato: why are you running away.....i'm not going to hurt you. go on. ask me a question.
zuk:ummmmm....ummmm....ah......so how did you meet mid valley the hornfreak.
legato: i was a fan of his music. i controlled him and made him obey me
zuk: ahhh....okkk.......so why do you eat hotdogs and icecream alot?
legato: it is my favorite food. cause human food taste good.
zuk:.......um.......ah........ :swe: ......so.....why do you want to kill vash?
legato: to get the $$60,000,000,000,000, i want to get filthy rich so i buy all the icecream and hotdogs i want.
zuk: ......*giggles*.....
legato: whats so funny? is there something wrong with me liking hot dogs and ice cream.
zuk:......ummm....i don't know*scared*
legato: you shall die!*controll the audience*they shall fight till the death!
zuk: no don't!
legato: do you want to die too?*walks away and snaped his finger the audience drop to the floor*
zuk: why didn't he kill me.
legato: i don't want my favorite show to go off air. *walks off*
zuk:ahhhh....all of the audience is die.....oh well.....still doing the show with audience or not. the next person issss......another evil willian. great jaken.
*enters jaken*
jaken: wheres the audience........
zuk: ahhh the audience is deaad stupid toad.
jaken: who are you calling stupid....wait till i call master sesshomaru to kill you.
zuk: you are not the one who is suppose to give him orders. hes your master. his puppet. *pushes the button**jaken falls through floor*.
jaken: ahhhhhh!.......its an infant.
stewie(from family guy): well,well,well. well if it isn't a stupid toad. time to die. vistory is mine!*shoots him with a bazooka.
jaken: ahhhh!
zuk: well thats all the time for now! good thing i hired stewie.
jaken:ah wait.



zuk: umm....no.

[Sei Akujin]

That is uranium......................LMAO

[MajinYajuu]

ROFLMAO......that is the funniest thing I have read in like.....EVER.

Keep up the good work

[Sei Akujin]

Indeed I just read it a second time..........

[ILuvHyde]

who should i do next?