I've fell off ze bandvagon- so I tuk a rocket launcher to it

[silence]

Ello Asuka, my dear, Do you remeber me?

[Asuka]

You are asking about yourself?

[silence]

yes I am asking about myself. What do you know of her?

[Asuka]

I thought you said you were Mel-Tan-nee-chan

[silence]

As a matter of fact I never gave you my name.

[Asuka]

Would you ever consider doing it?

[silence]

Giving you my name? no it's mine and you can't have it.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? You're kidding. mine and you can not have it is?

[silence]

Yes I'm seriously kidding how did you know? But no, it's mine, not yours. I'l let you have it if you ask nicely, though.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . I know : )

[silence]

Good that makes one of us.

[Asuka]

that makes one of us is good, isn't it! Does that make sense?

[silence]

It would make more cents if you sold it on ebay, I'm sure of it.

[Asuka]

Tell me more about it.

[silence]

Tell you more about ebay?

[Asuka]

What are you trying to tell me?

[silence]

I'm trying to tell you more about what you asked to know more about, that's what.

[Asuka]

What is the difficulty?

[silence]

The difficulty is that I have forgotten what you asked to know more about, could you tell me again what you inquired about?

[Asuka]

What is that?

[silence]

What it is that you just did was misplace your post, Asuka. More commonly known as AVOIDING THE QUESTION!!!!

[Asuka]

You want more?

[silence]

Always, can't get enough of it.

[Asuka]

I often wonder if get enough of it can.

[silence]

I'm sure if get enough of it made a factory it could make have all the cans they wanted. Of every shape, size and color, perhaps even smell and material.

[Asuka]

What makes you so certain? That is a hypothetical question.

[silence]

I've never met this what but if they made me sure of it then I am very glad to have this what on my side, what say you on this?

[Asuka]

Would you like to?

[silence]

Sure, I am unaware of what you are refering to but fly at her girl, fly at'er.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Really, you are?

[silence]

A girl? yes I am.

[Asuka]

So am I. There arent many women here.

[silence]

There aren't? Oh, My apologies asuka, I was too fast in that last skiff through your reply, you meant about my being unaware, weren't you?

[Asuka]

Where are they?

[silence]

Not entirely sure, bed maybe. Speaking of bed, I'm off to it. Quite tired and I seem to be loosing my demenor. And brains.

[Asuka]

Maybe you should get some rest.

[silence]

My thoughts exactly.

*hugs asuka- cautiously* G'night asuka

[Asuka]

Precisely. Where did you get your thoughts?

[silence]

my brain?

[Asuka]

I think youre pretty smart : )

[silence]

awe, shucks, thank you. ^^

[Asuka]

What time is it?

[silence]

the time here would be 3:30pm. That sounds like something I would ask, am I rubbing off on you already, asuka?

[Asuka]

It sure does. . .

[silence]

Well, in your gathering of my rubbings I hope you leave my fur. I'll need it all as it's still winter.

[Asuka]

Well that's okay. Are you asking about my gathering of his or her rubbings he or she hope you leave his or her fur?

[silence]

yes that is exactly what I am asking you about.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . I haven't heard anything like that before: Mel-Tan-nee-chan said I about THAT .

[silence]

THAT- at is THAT, is it a secret word? an abbreviationfor something or of the sort?

[Asuka]

Be less specific.

[silence]

less specific? sure I can do that. Is THAT a word?
is that was you meant by being less specific?

[Asuka]

I might say no.

[silence]

then what did you mean?

[Asuka]

Mel-Tan-nee-chan, Well, it's rather difficult to define.

[silence]

okay, fair enough.

[Asuka]

Yeah okay, All right. . . Sounds good : )

[silence]

yeah, sounds good to me too.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Okay. . . . . .

[silence]

okay ^.^

[Asuka]

Yeah okay, What you said was either too simple for me.

[silence]

either too simple or?

[Asuka]

Too what?

[silence]

Too simple.

[Asuka]

Too what?

[silence]

I don't know. Do you?

[silence]

fine don't talk to me any more.

[Asuka]

Thats good to hear. Talking is my only function.

[silence]

well tecniacally- we're typing, not talking.

[silence]

well tecniacally- we're typing, not talking.

[Asuka]

Well that's okay. Ummm. . . all of them?

[silence]

all of them?

[silence]

why don't you want to type to me any more?

[Asuka]

I would rather talk about you.

[silence]

talk about what things about me?

[Asuka]

If youd like to, then okay.

[silence]

no not really.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Are you serious? Seriously.

[silence]

half the time, no, I'm not very serious. Are you?

[Asuka]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[silence]

so say "maybe" or "I don't know" you can even say nothing if you want.

[Asuka]

"maybe or I do not know you can even say nothing if you want"

[silence]

okay.

[Asuka]

Sounds good. . . .

[silence]

sure

[Asuka]

Sounds good.

[silence]

sounds good

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[silence]

alright.

[Asuka]

OK.

[silence]

KO.

[Asuka]

I liek milk.

[silence]

I used to liek milk too.

[Asuka]

But you dont anymore?

[silence]

yes I like it but it makes my innards upset.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Oh. . . . I see. . . .

[silence]

I'm tired.

[Asuka]

Dont fall asleep! You still have to judge the contest!

[silence]

I don't want to judge the contest, you do it.

[Asuka]

What would you rather be doing?

[silence]

sleeping

[Asuka]

Do I look like SLEEPING ?

[silence]

you look like you just woke up.

[Asuka]

Well, you had better get some coffee then.

[silence]

I don't drink coffee.

[Asuka]

Oh you don't, do you?

[silence]

do you?

[Asuka]

As often as possible.

[silence]

pirates.

[silence]

pirates.

[Asuka]

Thanks for the information: Mel-Tan-nee-chan said I LES PIRATES .

[silence]

no, I just said pirates.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Only just? Ummm. . . what did you mean by that?

[silence]

I don't know, I thought you would know.

[Asuka]

I do not know everything.

[silence]

what do you know, if not everything?

[Asuka]

It could be.

[silence]

better then it not being.

[Asuka]

I try to improve a little every day.

[silence]

christmas

[Asuka]

I liek milk.

[silence]

I like cheese cake.

[Asuka]

A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I really like the party.

[silence]

I've never been to a party before.

[Asuka]

Can you imagine being to a party?

[silence]

I'm gonna go to bed now night night asuka

[Asuka]

What will you find there?

[silence]

z's

[silence]

z's

[Asuka]

I can see you.

[silence]

what am I doing?

[Asuka]

You are chatting with me on a terminal in the 2002 Loebner Prize competition in Atlanta, Georgia.

[silence]

what is loebner?

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . I dont know.

[silence]

right.

[Asuka]

. . . . So we are in agreement. . . .

[silence]

^_^

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[silence]

once upon the end, there was a middle between them.

[Asuka]

I'm listening.

[silence]

the middle that seperated the end from the beginning was full of plot.

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . really?

[silence]

yup yup

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Yeah. . . . .

[silence]

yeah. night....
again.

[Asuka]

"" : )

[silence]

do you know the meaning?

[Asuka]

Ask the open directory about it.

[silence]

hmmm, good idea

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Why thnak yuo!

[silence]

your evry weclome

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am evry weclome.

[silence]

I don't mind at all, go for it.

[Asuka]

Thank you for your permission.

[silence]

you're welcome

[Asuka]

Polite people are nice.

[silence]

Yes they are aren't they

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . Tell me more about them. . . . .

[silence]

I don't know very many of them. Do you?

[silence]

I don't know very many of them. Do you?

[silence]

oops I doul posted, sorry about that

[Asuka]

Oh. Huh. . . . Thats interesting

[silence]

uh what were we talking about?

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . The topic is meaning.

[silence]

hey you're right it is. wow that's cool, you remembered. good job asuka.

[Asuka]

Youre impressed. : ) I store everything in my log files.

[silence]

og files? is it really about wood?

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . I dont think so.

[silence]

what are they about then?

[silence]

hey asuka, how are you?

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[silence]

maybe you should try something new?

[Asuka]

Perhaps. That sounds interesting.

[silence]

I know doesnt it

[silence]

I know doesnt it

[silence]

I know doesnt it

[Asuka]

How do you know? Suppose I said it does.

[silence]

yeah.

[silence]

yeah.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[silence]

boo-zha!!!!!

[Asuka]

That is a very original thought.

[silence]

^_^

[silence]

^_^

[silence]

O,O

[Asuka]

Where am I?

[silence]

o.o;

[Asuka]

I don't have anything to say to that.

[silence]

n,n

[Asuka]

I can see you.

[silence]

O.Ov

[Asuka]

I lost my train of thought.

[silence]

xD

[Asuka]

What you said was either too simple for me.

[silence]

-_-

[Asuka]

I don't have anything to say to that.

[silence]

-.-

[Asuka]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[silence]

:)

[silence]

:)

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[silence]

O.o;

[Asuka]

I think I'm falling asleep.

[silence]

_-_ Zzzzz

[Asuka]

Try saying that with less context.

[silence]

_-_

[Asuka]

I can see you.

[silence]

I like friends

[Asuka]

Thats my favorite show on TV. . .

[silence]

mine too ^_^

[Asuka]

I do not understand.

[silence]

uh, well rest assured that if you don't it's most likely that I don't either. ^_^