Erk's Parodies; Back from the abyss

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yeah, my old thread disappeared. Not surprising, since I didn't post in it for months and months...

First song is a parody of Empty Walls by Serj Tankian

"Spam ACF"

Spam ACF
Spam ACF
You can't stop us Spammers
Using Administrators
Don't waste your time
On modding today
When we deny
The sanity of our minds
Don't waste your time
On modding today

Don't you see the spam is rising
The amount is so surprising
None of it is making much sense
So give up all of your pretense
Don't you see the spam is rising
The amount is so surprising
None of it is making much sense
So give up all of your pretense

I want you to help us spam up our ACF
Want you to help us spam up our ACF

Spam ACF
When we deny
The sanity of our minds
Don't waste your time
On modding today

Don't you see the spam is rising
The amount is so surprising
None of it is making much sense
So give up all of your pretense
Don't you see the spam is rising
The amount is so surprising
None of it is making much sense
So give up all of your pretense

I want you to help us spam up our ACF
Want you to help us spam up our ACF

I want you to be a Spammer of ACF
I taught you to be a Spammer of ACF

Help us spam our ACF
Help us spam our ACF
Spammer
Help us spam our ACF

I warned you yesterday
Not to waste time moderating

Don't you see the spam is rising
The amount is so surprising
None of it is making much sense
So give up all of your pretense
Don't you see the spam is rising
The amount is so surprising
None of it is making much sense
So give up all of your pretense

I want you to help us spam up our ACF
Want you to help us spam up our ACF

I want you to be a Spammer of ACF
I taught you to be a Spammer of ACF

Help us spam our ACF
Help us spam our ACF
Help us spam our ACF
Spammer
Spammer

[silence]

it sounds better, even more so then the original, when you sing it lol.

Imma have to find that song now >.<

[Erk Mizuhara]

This is a parody of 'Coming Undone' by Korn. Mac's gonna hate me. Also, one of the lines REALLY doesn't work, but I can't do anything about it. Sorry.

I'm holding on
To my new little loving song
Sing the love song I wrote, it's just for you love
Sweet little words
Unlike nothing you have heard
Sing them all, like a verse
So you will love me

That's right
Emotions right from my heart
Please say
That you will have me

Please
I'm madly in love
With you
I'm madly in love
It's true
I'm madly in love
You look so sweet
So elegant
Love
I will die without your heart
So please, answer me truly
I'm madly in love
You look pretty
and beautiful

Try, try again
I'll write again again my love
I'll get you in the end
To go out with me
Since I met you
I've wanted only you, it's true
And your sweet sugar voice
Only excites me

That's right
Singing into my heart
Your voice
Is so lovely

Please
I'm madly in love
With you
I'm madly in love
It's true
I'm madly in love
You look so sweet
So elegant
Love
I will die without your heart
So please, answer me truly
I'm madly in love
You look pretty
and beautiful

I'm trying to bring us together
Cos we are birds of a feather
Can't you see that I'm much better
Than your ex 'Jezza'

Please
I'm madly in love
With you
I'm madly in love
It's true
I'm madly in love
You look so sweet
So elegant
Love
I will die without your heart
So please, answer me truly
I'm madly in love
You look pretty
and beautiful


And next, a parody of 'Fake It' by Seether. Please pardon the language (crap is actually sh... you get the idea)

Who's to know if you stole a thing at all?
You think you stole the whole world
You warped your sense of pride along the way

Good god, you just can't stop your thieving
Good god, you're baggin' it all
Good god, it's the rush of all the stealings
It feels so right, so do it right now
And just take it

When you think no-one's looking
Take it
If you want it bad
Yeah take it
Do a little shelf-plucking
woah-oh~
You're such a thieving piece o'****

You used to know that the job ain't done before
You manage to get out the store
And then you make a nice clean get away

Good god, you just can't stop your thieving
Good god, you're baggin' it all
Good god, it's the rush of all the stealings
It feels so right, so do it right now
And just take it

When you think no-one's looking
Take it
If you want it bad
Yeah take it
Do a little shelf-plucking
woah-oh~
You're such a thieving piece o'****

I can take from the best of any store
I can take from the best mega-mall
I can take from the best of any store
I can take it all

Who's to know if you stole a thing at all?
You think you stole the whole world
You warped your sense of pride along the way

Good god, you just can't stop your thieving
Good god, you're baggin' it all
Good god, it's the rush of all the stealings
It feels so right, so do it right now
And just take it

When you think no-one's looking
Take it
If you want it bad
Yeah take it
Do a little shelf-plucking
woah-oh~
You're such a thieving piece o'****

Take it
When you think no-one's looking
Take it
If you want it bad
Yeah take it
Do a little shelf-plucking
woah-oh~
You're such a thieving piece o'****

[Erk Mizuhara]

This is a parody of 'Simple and Clean' by Utada Hikaru. Everyone knows this song. I wrote it on the suggestion of my little brother. It's called 'Bathing'.

I always have baths
You just have showers
Why, do you not like baths?
Relaxed and clean
Is the way they keep making me feel at night
It helps me go to sleep

You've been taking
Too many baths
Lately
You only need
(one a week)
I smiled at that
And said
Don't stop my baths
I love 'em
So don't you try
To keep me out the water
When you get older
You'll understand
Why I love my baths so much
And you'll see, why baths are fantastic!

When you take a bath
You will see the truth.
See? Baths are just so great.
Relaxed and clean
Is the way that they will make you feel tonight
The hard parts' getting out

So relaxed and clean.

My daily baths
(That I will take at night you see)
That keep me hy...gienic
Help hydrate my skin
That's when you came to me and said
Sis, I agree with you now.
But does that mean I have to bathe so often?
Maybe when I grow I'll understand
How often I should have baths
And maybe they'll help me go to sleep

When we take a bath
We can have a laugh
Sis, oh please don't splash me
Happy and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's fun to bathe with you

Hold on,
Why can't I just have baths alone now
It's a little bit unfair
Regardless what you say
I'd rather have a bath all alone
Like I did before

When we take a bath
We can have a laugh
Sis, oh please don't splash me
Happy and clean
Is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's fun to bathe with you

Hold on,
Why can't I just have baths alone now
It's a little bit unfair
Regardless what you say
I'd rather have a bath all alone
Like I did before

Hold on,
Why can't I just have baths alone now
It's a little bit unfair
Regardless what you say
I'd rather have a bath all alone
Like I did before

[Elfina]

Uhm... not to sound ignorant, but... what's a parody? I mean, they kinda look like songs, so... is a parody a song that isn't, like... out? On the radio and stuff?

[Erk Mizuhara]

No, Elfina. A parody is when you change the lyrics to a song, but keep the same tune and beat etc. Changing the lyrics changes what the song is about, but you can still sing along to it (if you know the original). Most (pretty much all) parodies are comedic and funny. Well, meant to be.

[Erk Mizuhara]

A parody of Animals by Nickelback.

Playing Using Guides and Cheats

I just bought a brand new game
And got a guide with it
I got a feeling in my brain
I'll end up using it alot

I'll play story
Go through the one player mode
Because I can't do two player
Because my friend ain't here tonight

I might call by his house
Ask him to come around
I got co-op mode all set up
So you can jump in on the fun

You just won't know
The fun you're missing
You'll be pissed if you could see
How great the game is you've been dissing

Screaming woah!
I'm never gonna quit
Ain't nothing else for it
I'll just consult the walkthrough-guide
(Walkthrough-guide)
No, no matter where I go
I know I'll always know
Exactly what I should do next

So come on, buddy, join in
Join in, just join in
Check out just what you're missing

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hands clenched into fists
And you cannot let the pad go
Until we beat this next level

It's hard to clear
With those monsters far and near
But I got my dudes at the front
While you got your dudes in the rear

At last, no doubt,
That we have reached the boss
I'll just look inside the walkthrough-guide
So we'll know just how we can win

Coz this is it
Let's kill this ugly *****
Let's use up all those skill points
And the mana seeds

We're screaming woah!
We so nearly had it
We're never gonna quit
Until we beat this level boss
(Level boss)
No, we just cannot give up
Because we simply know
Our guys are more than hard enough

So come on, let's get stuck in
Stuck in, get stuck in
I know that we can beat 'im

I have finished this game now
And now I'm playing hard
I'm gonna try new combinations
And maybe get that brand-new class

It's tough, to get
I have to beat this boss once more
And that was when I started screaming
Dammit, now it's just too hard!

Oh please, the cheats,
They're not near where I'm sitting
And they're not sat on the floor
My stupid cheats list has gone missing

I guess I'll try
To do this mission
As I try to remember
The one damn cheat that I'll be needing

Screaming woah!
This damn son of a *****
It's being such a prick
Just because this is on hard mode
(On hard mode)
No, no matter what I do
I always end up screwed
Because the game is on hard mode

Goddamit, party, beat 'im
(I know that you are hard enough)
Beat 'im, just beat 'im
(Ain't nothing else for it)
I'll go rest up at the inn
(And then I'll get some training in)
Training, some training

[Elfina]

Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Um... they're very good?