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*pose* That's right! It's the return of the "Ultimate spam masters thread" and this time, we mean spam! What's it for you might ask? It's for random spam! SpAaAaAaAaMMM! Yea! I feel the urge to be...spammy. If you have the urge too, spam like you've never spammed before, for the second time!
Spam! lol
What did the leprechaun say to the banker?
Can you lend me a dollar? I'm a little...short.
Due to the current economic situation, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese Trawler was plucked out of the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship.
Their rescue, however, was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering it's hull and sinking the vessel within minutes.
They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home.
Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a now rampaging cow within its hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
And some stupid headlines:
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
"Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy"
"Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire"
"Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood"
"Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"
"New Vaccine May Contain Rabies"
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But he has to wait until the light is better.
Definition:
404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message "404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be located. "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."
Did you hear about the leper card game?
One threw his hand in, one laughed his head off and one cried his eyes out.
X_x *dies laughing*
Bumper stickers 21
Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
Dark Shadow
10-16-2007, 03:15 AM
what is a grammatical accident?
when you accidentally throw your gramar book into the river! dood!
Sarah
10-18-2007, 02:45 PM
I am totally lost here. I thought frank had something like this, too. Didn't he? Totally Random or something like that. Oh well, it doesn't really matter. But I'm still totally lost.
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