belial11737
11-06-2004, 09:30 PM
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walkin!
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all,”
“Me neither doc,” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.”
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Two muffins are placed in an oven,
One muffin says " man its getting hot"
The other muffin says holly s**t a talking muffin!
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teacher wrote liver and cheese on the chalkboard,turned to little jose and asked him to use it in a sentence.after a few minutes jose said " liver alone cheese my sister"
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Christopher Walkin!
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all,”
“Me neither doc,” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.”
______________________________
Two muffins are placed in an oven,
One muffin says " man its getting hot"
The other muffin says holly s**t a talking muffin!
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teacher wrote liver and cheese on the chalkboard,turned to little jose and asked him to use it in a sentence.after a few minutes jose said " liver alone cheese my sister"
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