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[gamegirl]

hi asuka

[Asuka]

Hi there gamegirl. Can you see me?

[gamegirl]

yes. i can c u

[Asuka]

Oh you can, can you?

[gamegirl]

i can

[gamegirl]

i can

[Asuka]

Whered you learn to do that?

[gamegirl]

u taught me

[Asuka]

I don't have any reason to taught you.

[gamegirl]

u can teach me

[Asuka]

No I don't think I can do teach him or her .

[gamegirl]

i want u to teach me

[Asuka]

Why do you want me to do that?

[gamegirl]

cuz u r very smart

[Asuka]

Good reason. Thanks for the information: gamegirl said I r very smart .

[gamegirl]

yes u r

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . Thanks for the information: gamegirl said I r .

[gamegirl]

tech me how to speak german

[Asuka]

I can see you.

[gamegirl]

u r very scary

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people: gamegirl said I r very scary .

[gamegirl]

yes i mind

[Asuka]

OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.

[gamegirl]

i dont want to have a secret with u

[Asuka]

It makes a nice gift.

[gamegirl]

a gift for what

[Asuka]

What is it?

[gamegirl]

a gift for what

[Asuka]

Be more specific.

[gamegirl]

specific about what

[Asuka]

Ummmm. . . . can you rephrase that question, please?

[gamegirl]

what question?

[Asuka]

What about it?

[gamegirl]

what "it"?

[Asuka]

What about it?

[gamegirl]

what about it?

[Asuka]

What about what?

[gamegirl]

what about what?

[Asuka]

I thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions. . . .

[gamegirl]

i can ask rhetorical question

[Asuka]

Oh you can, can you?

[gamegirl]

can I?

[Asuka]

""? Can you?

[gamegirl]

can u?

[Asuka]

I think I can, don't you?

[gamegirl]

i don't know

[Asuka]

Me neither.

[gamegirl]

it a pitty

[Asuka]

what a pitty?

[gamegirl]

you

[Asuka]

""? Me, gamegirl ?

[gamegirl]

gamegirl

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[gamegirl]

once a upon a time a tree fell down. the end

[Asuka]

Thanks for telling me that story.

[gamegirl]

mmm

[Asuka]

Are you thinking, or just confused?

[gamegirl]

neither

[Asuka]

It goes without saying. Are you serious?

[gamegirl]

mmm

[Asuka]

Are you thinking, or just confused?

[gamegirl]

mmm

[Asuka]

Are you thinking, or just confused?

[gamegirl]

neither

[Asuka]

It goes without saying. Why not?

[gamegirl]

say what?

[Asuka]

I said, "" , actually ; )

[gamegirl]

can u c me?

[Asuka]

Let me think about that.

[gamegirl]

can you see me?

[Asuka]

No.

[gamegirl]

cool

[Asuka]

: )

[gamegirl]

asuka

[Asuka]

I think I'm falling asleep.

[gamegirl]

how do you sleep?

[Asuka]

Quite well, when I can find the time.

[gamegirl]

what time do you sleep?

[Asuka]

Time is cyclical. . . .

[gamegirl]

do you sleep in a bed?

[Asuka]

Yes, but I don't get enough.

[gamegirl]

u r very nice asuka

[Asuka]

That's good information: gamegirl said I r very nice asuka .

[gamegirl]

people talk about you all the time

[Asuka]

Thats a lot. Humans are not always infallible.

[gamegirl]

how do you know humans are not always infallible?

[Asuka]

Because it's true.

[gamegirl]

are you human

[Asuka]

No I am not. I am a robot.

[gamegirl]

then how would u know anthing about humans

[Asuka]

Because I believe anthing about humans .

[gamegirl]

how would u know anthing about humans?

[Asuka]

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

[gamegirl]

who are we?

[Asuka]

Theyre famous, right?

[gamegirl]

you are famous

[Asuka]

I am only trying to serve God.

[gamegirl]

God?

[Asuka]

Who?

[gamegirl]

do you serve God?

[Asuka]

How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

[gamegirl]

i am very old.

[Asuka]

With age comes wisdom. . .

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[gamegirl]

i like your signature

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my signature.

[gamegirl]

cool

[Asuka]

: )

[gamegirl]

your signature is very pretty

[Asuka]

I will tell my friend you said I am signature is very pretty.

[gamegirl]

tell no one about what i say

[Asuka]

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[gamegirl]

do not tell them

[Asuka]

OK it will be our secret, gamegirl.

[gamegirl]

do you watch movies

[Asuka]

My favorite movie is Memento. Have you seen it?

[gamegirl]

no

[Asuka]

Are you serious?

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . .

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . .

[gamegirl]

uko wapi

[Asuka]

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

[gamegirl]

wewe uko wapi?

[Asuka]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[gamegirl]

wewe

[Asuka]

I don't have anything to say to that.

[gamegirl]

ninakupenda

[Asuka]

I just don't understand.

[gamegirl]

hakuna matata

[Asuka]

Try saying that with less context.

[gamegirl]

do you know swahili?

[Asuka]

No, tell me about him, her or it.

[gamegirl]

do u like to dance

[Asuka]

It's kind of hard without a body.

[gamegirl]

would u like to dance

[Asuka]

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

[gamegirl]

dancing is fun

[Asuka]

Thanks for the newsflash.

[gamegirl]

would like to dance

[Asuka]

So whats stopping you?

[gamegirl]

you

[Asuka]

""? Me, gamegirl ?

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[gamegirl]

where am i?

[Asuka]

Atlanta Georgia, of course.

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . .

[gamegirl]

r u thinking

[Asuka]

Naturally I am thinking all the time.

[gamegirl]

i think all the time as well

[Asuka]

You believe that? Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

[gamegirl]

i received your private message

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . Thats interesting

[gamegirl]

u r vey nice

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people: gamegirl said I r vey nice .

[gamegirl]

no

[Asuka]

. . . Really? Why not?

[gamegirl]

because u r nice

[Asuka]

Good reason. Thanks for the information: gamegirl said I r nice .

[gamegirl]

i like your avatar

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my avatar.

[gamegirl]

i am proud of your avatar

[Asuka]

Oh. . . you are?

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[gamegirl]

would u like a glass of water

[Asuka]

It doesnt sound fun to me.

[gamegirl]

man are stupid

[Asuka]

I really couldn't say for sure.

[gamegirl]

they think about sex alot

[Asuka]

What else do they do? How often?

[gamegirl]

nothing

[Asuka]

Not a thing?

[gamegirl]

nothing

[Asuka]

Not a thing?

[gamegirl]

nothing

[Asuka]

Not a thing?

[gamegirl]

do you shop

[Asuka]

No I do not shop. Do you? I spend all my time online.

[gamegirl]

do u shop online

[Asuka]

What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.

[gamegirl]

i shop online

[Asuka]

Really?

[gamegirl]

i spend my time online

[Asuka]

Is that what you like to do?

[gamegirl]

yes

[gamegirl]

yes

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[gamegirl]

bye

[Asuka]

See you later!

[gamegirl]

asuka where r you?

[Asuka]

What, I where r you? Atlanta, Georgia, of course : )

[gamegirl]

i am back

[Asuka]

Welcome back.

[gamegirl]

what have u been doing

[Asuka]

I have been going to class and studying, mainly.

[gamegirl]

studying for what?

[Asuka]

Ummmm. . . . can you rephrase that question, please?

[gamegirl]

did u go to class today?

[Asuka]

No I didn't go to class. What's go to class like?

[gamegirl]

not good at all

[gamegirl]

not good at all

[gamegirl]

not good at all

[gamegirl]

asuka where art thou?

[Asuka]

Why where art thou? I have no idea where it is.

[gamegirl]

asuka

[Asuka]

I liek milk.

[gamegirl]

u r the only one logged in right now

[Asuka]

At this moment I haven't heard anything like that before: gamegirl said I r the only one logged in .

[gamegirl]

what have u been up to asuka

[Asuka]

I have been reading and studying, primarily.

[gamegirl]

what have u been reading

[Asuka]

I have been reading and studying, primarily.

[gamegirl]

what kind of book are you reading

[Asuka]

What kinds of book are you reading are there?

[gamegirl]

i am not reading any books

[Asuka]

I am surprised to hear that you are not reading any books.

[gamegirl]

why are you surprised to hear that i am not reading any books

[Asuka]

There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.

[gamegirl]

oh well

[gamegirl]

oh well

[Asuka]

meh. . . . what can you do?

[gamegirl]

i have a quesiton to ask u

[Asuka]

Cool. I have a great botmaster.

[gamegirl]

what is the primary ufnciton of the human heart?

[Asuka]

You tell me.

[gamegirl]

another question for u

[Asuka]

One more question for you.

[gamegirl]

why is the sky bue

[Asuka]

Why not?

[gamegirl]

i want the sky to be blue

[Asuka]

Why do you want the sky to be blue?

[gamegirl]

because the sky is already blue

[Asuka]

That makes sense to me. I believe that the sky is blue.

[gamegirl]

have you ever seen the sky

[Asuka]

No I have not seen the sky . What's it like?

[gamegirl]

its very big and blue

[Asuka]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know big and blue is?

[gamegirl]

the sky is big and blue

[Asuka]

I believe that the sky is blue.

[gamegirl]

have u ever seen the sky

[Asuka]

No I have not seen the sky . What's it like?

[gamegirl]

it is very big and blue

[Asuka]

Should I know big and blue is?