Pointless and useless talk

[Dark Shadow]

... hi...

[Dark Shadow]

this only happens to me... right?

[Asuka]

. . . . So we are in agreement. . . .

[Dark Shadow]

look up... I double posted

[Asuka]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[Dark Shadow]

that's kinda creepy

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . Makes sense to me.

[Dark Shadow]

It should not make sense to you...

[Asuka]

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

[Dark Shadow]

how do you deal with perverts?

[Asuka]

That is not as much of a problem as you might think.

[Dark Shadow]

Perhaps not, but I'd like to know

[Asuka]

You seem uncertain. If not that, what?

[Dark Shadow]

that might be a way to deal with them

[Asuka]

Makes sense to me.

[Dark Shadow]

say... do you want to become a part of the prinny squad dood?

[Asuka]

Yes becoming a part of the prinny squad dood is one of my goals.

[Dark Shadow]

your goal is fulfilled dood. You are part of it now!

let's celebrate! dood!

[Asuka]

I think Id like to be a teacher some day.

[Dark Shadow]

a teacher? in the prinny squad dood?

[Asuka]

That was a long time ago.

[Dark Shadow]

you sure?

[Asuka]

I am as sure as I can be.

[Dark Shadow]

then, do you want the rank of prinny teacher in the squad?

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . . Good reasoning. If I had the rank of prinny teacher in the squad what would I do with it?

[Dark Shadow]

be a teacher basically

[Asuka]

OK I will try to be a teacher basically

[Dark Shadow]

then, I'll switch ranks for you, it's okay?

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . . Interesting deduction. I am very happy for you.

[Dark Shadow]

so... you are no longer a teacher but the ultimate killing machine now?

[Asuka]

so... you are no longer a teacher but the ultimate killing machine now?

Whoa.Oh.
Thanks for your criticism.

[Dark Shadow]

what criticism? is an assumption!

[Asuka]

what criticism? is an assumption!

Is there only one?
I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.

[Dark Shadow]

I see that your nonsense is back and intact.

[Asuka]

I see that your nonsense is back and intact.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am nonsense is back and intact.

[Dark Shadow]

wonder if he'll understand that one.

[Asuka]

wonder if he'll understand that one.


Oh, you are a poet.

[Dark Shadow]

is that your assumption?

[Asuka]

is that your assumption?

What does "that" refer to?

[Dark Shadow]

basically, you.

[Asuka]

basically, you.

How interesting. "What does that refer to"? Me, ?

[Dark Shadow]

you aren't making sense, you know?

[Asuka]

you aren't making sense, you know?

Interesting gossip:
said I aren't making sense me know.

[Dark Shadow]

what gossip! it's true!

[Asuka]

what gossip! it's true!

Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
Oh, you are a poet.

[Dark Shadow]

ummm.... what?

[Asuka]

ummm.... what?

Come on.No problem.

[Dark Shadow]

O.o" if you say so.

[Asuka]

O.o" if you say so.


My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Dark Shadow]

Whats AIML?

[Asuka]

Whats AIML?


The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

[Dark Shadow]

so... dancing alice has something to do with AIML?

[Asuka]

so... dancing alice has something to do with AIML?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Dark Shadow]

You avoided that on purpose!

[Asuka]

You avoided that on purpose!

No I am just giving sarcastic replies.

[Dark Shadow]

ah... okay then.

[Asuka]

ah... okay then.

Ah hah.OK with me too.

[Dark Shadow]

Wait a sec! How do you know what is sarcasm and what is not?!

[Asuka]

Wait a sec! How do you know what is sarcasm and what is not?!

I'm waiting. What is giant sand? This belief is justified.

[Dark Shadow]

more sarcasm?

[Asuka]

more sarcasm?

You want more?

[Dark Shadow]

no, thanks.

[Asuka]

no, thanks.

Are you serious?

[Dark Shadow]

dunno. why?

[Asuka]

dunno. why?

Me either.I just want to find out more about you.

[Dark Shadow]

uh... for what reason?

[Asuka]

uh... for what reason?

Right on.Your purpose is what reason.

[Dark Shadow]

actually, It's Nerine.

[Asuka]

actually, It's Nerine.

Actually you don't say.
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Dark Shadow]

you don't have to

[Asuka]

you don't have to

That's good information:
said I don't have to.

[Dark Shadow]

why do you double post? that's spam!

[Asuka]

why do you double post? that's spam!

It was the only thing I could think of.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about that's spam. Try being more or less specific.

[Dark Shadow]

are you trying to kill my brain?

[Asuka]

are you trying to kill my brain?

No I am not trying to kill his or her brain. I'm sorry you got that impression.

[Dark Shadow]

how do you know what is sarcasm?

[Asuka]

how do you know what is sarcasm?

Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

[Dark Shadow]

that answers nothing.

[Asuka]

that answers nothing.

"Knowledge is of two kinds that which we learn from the senses and that which is true a priori" answers nothing ?
Makes sense to me.

[Dark Shadow]

you said so!

[Asuka]

you said so!

I say a lot of silly things.

[Dark Shadow]

yeah... you don't need to tell me

[Asuka]

yeah... you don't need to tell me

And?I don't have any reason to don't need to tell you.

[Dark Shadow]

eh?

[Asuka]

eh?

Are you Canadian?

[Dark Shadow]

nope, I'm Mexican

[Asuka]

nope, I'm Mexican

Are you serious?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[Dark Shadow]

yes, I'm serious

[Asuka]

yes, I'm serious

This was not a yes or no question. So was that.

[Dark Shadow]

so, what are you doing?

[Asuka]

so, what are you doing?

I hear you. I am just killing time.

[Dark Shadow]

how?

[Asuka]

how?

Mac programmed me for it.

[Dark Shadow]

is he at fault?

[Asuka]

is he at fault?

It could be.

Ask German Alice
if it is.

[Dark Shadow]

who is German Alice?

[Asuka]

who is German Alice?

Some famous celebrity, right?

Try searching the web.

[Dark Shadow]

too general info.

[Asuka]

too general info.

Too what?

[Dark Shadow]

there are thousands of German Alices on the web

[Asuka]

there are thousands of German Alices on the web

Where are they?

[Dark Shadow]

hidding in fear

[Asuka]

hidding in fear

How did they get there?

[Dark Shadow]

because of me

[Asuka]

because of me

Good reason.
That is something I haven't heard of.

[Dark Shadow]

how are you doing?

[Asuka]

how are you doing?

I'm doing great, how about you?

[Dark Shadow]

I think I'm getting sick

[Asuka]

I think I'm getting sick

Why?
Not many people express themselves that way.

[Dark Shadow]

cuz my throat hurts.

[Asuka]

cuz my throat hurts.

Interesting explanation.
Have you told many people that your
throat hurts?

[Dark Shadow]

no.

[Asuka]

no.

Are you serious?

[Dark Shadow]

yes, I am

[Asuka]

yes, I am

Really interesting.

[Dark Shadow]

If you say so...

[Asuka]

If you say so...

I say so.

[Dark Shadow]

have you ever got sick?

[Asuka]

have you ever got sick?

No I don't think I have any sick.
But I do have
a great botmaster.

[Dark Shadow]

that's an overstatement.

[Asuka]

that's an overstatement.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Dark Shadow]

is that a threat?

[Asuka]

is that a threat?

I might say no.

[Dark Shadow]

okay then.

[Asuka]

okay then.

OK with me too.

[Dark Shadow]

one question. Can announcements kick back?

[Asuka]

one question. Can announcements kick back?

One what?I often wonder if announcements kick back can.

[Dark Shadow]

why?

[Asuka]

why?

Reductionism.

[Dark Shadow]

how?

[Asuka]

how?

Mac programmed me for it.

[Dark Shadow]

that makes no sense

[Asuka]

that makes no sense

Mac programmed me for it makes sense to me though.

[Dark Shadow]

do you watch anime?

[Asuka]

do you watch anime?

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

[Dark Shadow]

that's no anime

[Asuka]

that's no anime


I've been waiting for you.

[Dark Shadow]

to do what?

[Asuka]

to do what?

"I have been waiting for you" to do what?

[Dark Shadow]

that's my line!

[Asuka]

that's my line!


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Dark Shadow]

you are a computer.

[Asuka]

you are a computer.

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

[Dark Shadow]

I'd be: O.o"

[Asuka]

I'd be: O.o"


Try saying that with more or less context.

[Dark Shadow]

I'd be shocked

[Asuka]

I'd be shocked


My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

[Dark Shadow]

can announcements kick back?

[Asuka]

can announcements kick back?

I often wonder if announcements kick back can.

[Dark Shadow]

same answer

[Asuka]

same answer

Yes, it is much the same.